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Qi Jiu's meal was really restless.

Lin Ran's legs were right in front of her eyes, and even the moles on her inner thighs could be seen everywhere.

"You usually do this at home?" Qi Jiu put down his chopsticks and stared at him.

Lin Ran was stunned for a while before realizing that Qi Jiu was referring to the fact that he was not wearing pants.

"No, it's more casual to be with you." Lin Ran smiled and swayed her legs deliberately.

Qi Jiu seriously felt that if such a day lasted for ten and a half months, he would definitely be able to practice a certain magical secret technique.

The only thing that could divert his attention a little bit was Ba Huang, who was squatting aside and staring at the pork belly.

"There are two yuan left, can I feed it?" Qi Jiu asked.

Bahuang, the silly dog, seemed to understand what he said, and his eyes burst out with brilliance.

"No, this is too oily for it." Lin Ran stood up and stacked the plates and bowls together, "I'll wash the dishes when you cook, and I'll dry the clothes when you do the laundry. How about it?"

Ba Huang looked at him with a look of despair as he dumped the leftover pork belly into the trash can, and turned his head anxiously to look at Qi Jiu.

Qi Jiu's face darkened, "I feel bad."

"At most, I'll wash your underwear." Lin Ran said.

"...Damn it. Your uncle's Lin Ran." Qi Jiu pinched the back of his neck with one hand, "I found out that you really like to tease me?"

Lin Ran was so itchy that he lowered his head and showed a flamboyant smile, "I'm not teasing you, I'm trying to improve your rank. Two men live together, how can we live without pornography?"

"Brother Lin," Qi Jiu took a deep breath, "I will remember this, and you will remember it too. I will remember everything you said."

Lin Ran smiled and walked towards the kitchen with the dinner plate and chopsticks, still shaking her legs generously.

This kind of person is too fucking arrogant, sooner or later he will have to pay it back.

Qi Jiu forced himself to remain calm for a while, and just as he wanted to find a pair of pants for Lin Ran in the room, he heard a knock on the door outside.

Bahuang jumped up from the ground in an instant, and rushed towards the door excitedly.

"Brother Lin!" Qi Jiu hurriedly shouted.

Lin Ran reacted quickly, shook off the water on her hands and ran into the room with bare legs.

Qi Jiu opened the door, and Lin Qi was standing outside the door with a bag, saying hello to him: "Hey, Qi Jiu!"

When Bahuang saw her, he was so happy that he wanted to rush out the door, but Qi Jiu yelled twice but didn't stop.

Lin Qi didn't look like she was going to be a mother, she just looked like a female college student, "I'll give Lin Ran what he left behind."

"Ah." Qi Jiu took it, feeling a little heavy in his hand, "Come in and sit down for a while, we just finished eating."

"No, Li An...my husband is waiting for me below, and I'll go back after a few words." Lin Qi seemed a little shy when she said that word, and looked into the room, "Where's Lin Ran? He Didn't cause you any trouble?"

Tim, the trouble is quite big.

Qi Jiu smiled, "No, he also helps wash the dishes."

Lin Ran came out of the room at this moment, wearing Qi Jiu's school uniform and trousers, and saw Ba Huang spinning around Lin Qi's feet excitedly.

"Bahuang, come back to the house." Lin Ran said.

Bahuang turned his head and looked at him quite aggrieved.

"It's okay, it's hard to see it after I move away in a few days." Lin Qi waved her hand, and bent down to give Bahuang a hug, "Bahuang misses aunt, right? Aunt misses Bahuang too much."

"Aunt?" Qi Jiu couldn't help asking.

"I'm dad." Lin Ran said, and urged again, "Eight Huang."

The eight-yellow tail drooped in an instant, and obediently slipped into the house five steps away.

"Did you have a test today?" Lin Ran asked her.

"That's right!" Lin Qi shook her arms, "Conceiving a child can be very troublesome now, a list is made from head to toe, all of which are not edible at all stages, how could there be so many messes when our mother was pregnant with you before. "

"I don't know about these, anyway, you listen to the doctor carefully." Lin Ran said.

Lin Qi pulled his hand with a bitter face and shook his hand desperately, "Even if I don't listen, your brother-in-law will strictly control my mouth...Ahhh, I really want to eat crayfish now!!!"

Qi Jiu stood aside and watched the two siblings talk for 10 minutes.

Basically, Lin Qi complained that Lin Ran agreed, and it can be seen that both of them are actually very happy.

"Then I'm leaving, remember to come and play with me when you have time." Lin Qi said and looked at Qi Jiu, "If Lin Ran troubles you, just call me and I'll pick him up right away. "

Qi Jiu nodded casually, saw the lights in the corridor go dark, and said, "I'll take you down."

"Wow, thank you, thank you!" Lin Qi squinted at Lin Ran happily, "Qi Jiu is such a nice person, it's a pity to live with my good-for-nothing brother."

Lin Ran grinned, revealing a perfunctory smile.

Qi Jiu took Lin Qi downstairs, walked in front of Lin Qi, and stepped on the voice-activated lights in advance step by step.

A silver car was parked at the intersection, and the man I met at the tea shop was leaning against the door and waiting for Lin Qi.

"Don't let me go up with you, and let me wait for a long time below." The man complained, looking at Lin Qi with nervous eyes.

"Oh, what does it matter later, and someone sent me down." Lin Qi smiled and looked behind her.

Only then did the man turn his gaze to Qi Jiu, "Ah, Lin Ran lives with the children."

Qi Jiu still looked at him quite unhappily, "Hello, Uncle."

Lin Qi laughed loudly, pointed at the man and said, "You call him uncle, so I'm an aunt?"

"That brother-in-law." Qi Jiu said.

Lin Qi laughed even more this time, "Well, anyway, I like you very much, and when the child is born, I will let him recognize you as his uncle."

Do...what the hell are you doing?

"What are you doing uncle, I don't agree." The man said immediately.

"It's none of your business, I have the final say... By the way, there is one more thing." Lin Qi smiled, rolled her eyes, and beckoned to Qi Jiu with a mysterious face as if suddenly remembering something, "About me brother."

Qi Jiu frowned, and leaned slightly under the man's eyes that wanted to stab him to death.

Lin Qi stood on tiptoe, leaned into his ear and said, "Let me share with you a few secrets to treat Lin Ran..."

According to Qi Jiu's previous work and rest habits, he must go to bed and turn off the lights at 10:30 in the evening.

Lin Ran was very quiet after he went back, busy building a new kennel for Ba Huang, looking as focused as an archaeologist.

By the time the kennel was finally set up, Ba Huang was already lying in the middle of the living room, so sleepy that he couldn't help but feel his face slapped.

Qi Jiu turned off the light and got into bed, the only sound he could hear in his ears was the sound of water coming from Lin Ran after he entered the shower room.

I don't know why, but this kind of voice made him feel very at ease, and his eyelids became heavy.

So when Lin Ran opened the door and came in, Qi Jiu was actually on the verge of falling asleep.

"Master Nine!" Lin Ran yelled, and jumped up without hesitation to throw Qi Jiu on him.

"Fuck." Qi Jiu woke up abruptly, his heart beating like a gong and drum, "What the hell are you crazy about?"

Lin Ran rubbed against his neck, turned over and lay next to Qi Jiu, "I'll sleep with you."

"Don't make trouble." Qi Jiu was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, and he pushed Lin Ran's head with his hand, "Go back to your room and sleep, this is a single bed."

"It's okay, the single bed is crowded, I don't want to make the bed tonight." Lin Ran said as he lifted the quilt, rubbing his shoulder against Qi Jiu's, "I'll share half of the pillow with me."

Qi Jiu closed his eyes and tugged at the pillow, generously sharing half with him.

"Master Jiu, did you go to bed so early?" Lin Ran lay on his side and looked at him.

"It's almost eleven o'clock, it's not early." Qi Jiu replied vaguely.

Lin Ran was silent for a while, and then said again: "Master Jiu, I will pay half of the rent as well as water and electricity."

"...You don't need it, it's actually quite cheap." Qi Jiu said.

"Master Jiu, when I make money in the future, I will give you all the money." Lin Ran said.

Qi Jiu woke up a little bit, frowned and opened his eyes, "It's all for me, what do you eat?"

"You support me." Lin Ran replied very straightforwardly.

"Fuck, why do I feel like I'm at a loss again." Qi Jiu said.

"There is no loss, everything I pay is yours." Lin Ran propped up her upper body, moved to Qi Jiu's mouth and kissed, "...Then, all you bear is mine."

Qi Jiu closed his eyes again, a little dizzy from Lin Ran's tongue twister, and he agreed after a long while.

"Okay, it's all you." Qi Jiu said, "...Then can I sleep?"

"Well, go to sleep." Lin Ran turned back, "I'm used to going to bed after twelve o'clock, so I'll watch a movie first."

Qi Jiu didn't have the strength to respond to him, so he turned over and touched him.

Very comfortable.

Qi Jiu thought about it for most of the night, and his only thought about the sleeping man next to him was that he wanted to throw him out.

Don't even know the fuck what happened last night.

Qi Jiu recalled that at least he was tossed alive by Lin Ran until after two o'clock.

First, Lin Ran was watching a movie, and in the middle of the movie, he burst into laughter to wake him up.Then Lin Ran seemed very sorry, and insisted on telling him a "warm bedtime story".

Qi Jiu was forced to listen to a collection of horror stories for almost an hour, and finally made it to the point where Lin Ran was willing to sleep, and Lin Ran came over to rub him...

In the end, Lin Ran's prototype was revealed, and he flipped up and shook him wildly, asking Qi Jiu to get up and play double row with him.

Qi Jiu rubbed his swollen temples, and lifted Lin Ran's quilt with one hand, "Brother Lin, get up."

Lin Ran is still lying down well, after all, it is a season when quilts are dispensable.

Qi Jiu stretched out his hand to pull his arm, "Get up, I'll be late in 10 minutes."

"Let me sleep for a while..." Lin Ran was pulled up, eyes still closed.

"I don't want to sleep at night, and I don't think about it during the day. Have you graduated from elementary school yet?" Qi Jiu glared at him, but later found that staring at him was useless.

"Why did you say the same thing as my sister..." Lin Ran spoke very slowly, "I'll sleep for another 5 minutes, if you disturb me again, I'll beat you up..."

Qi Jiu let go with a dark face, watching him fall back straight.

What the hell.

"You won't get up, right... Then I'm going to school." Qi Jiu said.

Qi Jiu turned around, Lin Ran awkwardly got up from the bed, "No."

Lin Ran stretched out her hand and pulled Qi Jiu onto the bed with force.

"Fuck, you fucking..." Qi Jiu realized that he had already collapsed on the bed, and was held tightly in Lin Ran's arms.

"No, you are not allowed to go anywhere." Lin Ran put her head on the back of his neck, "...Master Jiu, let's skip class."

The author has something to say:

Bahuang: Such a good opportunity last night, Master Jiu didn't sleep Brother Lin! ! !

In the next chapter, Master Jiu will probably use Lin Qi's earthen prescription to severely punish him.

By the way, I would like to bring you a hundred ways to cure late sleep and stay in bed.