The master of metaphysics is a cat slave
Chapter 20
Bai Jian wriggled desperately in Mu Liuyun's arms, kicking his chest with all four paws: "Why do you always want me to take a bath!"
Mu Liuyun pinched the back of the cat's neck and temporarily controlled his movements: "Every time you go out, you will get dirty."
"I'll wash it myself!" Bai Jian screamed, scratching her neck, "Are you a clean freak!"
Mu Liuyun gave a soft "hmm".
After all, he couldn't let the little dirty cat roll on him.
Bai Jian was held on her back by him, her four paws facing the sky, her eyes widened in protest: "You despise me?"
"Don't dislike it."
"You think I'm dirty!"
Mu Liuyun looked at the paw prints on his clothes on his chest, recalled the night's experience in doubt, and firmly put his arms around the cat's waist: "I don't have any."
He put the cat in the bathtub and turned on the shower to test the water temperature.
"You don't have a cat to masturbate at night." The water splashed on the fur made Bai Jian jump out of the bathtub, but the bathtub was too slippery, halfway through the jump, Mu Liuyun pushed him back.
Seeing that the water was about to flood to the end, Bai Jian smashed the jar, jumped with all her strength, and hugged Mu Liuyun's arm: "I don't!"
In the blink of an eye, the big orange cat turned into a human.
Mu Liuyun was unprepared all of a sudden, half of her body was dragged into the bathtub by Bai Jian.
Bai Jian transformed back into a human form, no longer disadvantaged in strength, pulled Mu Liuyun into the bathtub, and strode out proudly.
His body was completely wet, even the tip of his hair was dripping water, his thin lips were slightly pursed, obviously really angry.
But when he saw Mu Liuyun who was also wet and looked more embarrassed than himself, he felt very happy again.
"Wash it yourself!"
Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are facing a kitten. Humans can never force a cat.
Mu Liuyun grasped his arm reflexively: "Do you still have supper at night?"
Bai Jian held her head upright: "I can eat whatever I want!"
He took out a dry towel, closed the bathroom door, moved a chair to block the door, took out his mobile phone and complained to his friend about Mu Liuyun's behavior.
Bai Jian: Why! ! !Humans must give me a bath! ! !I will obviously lick my fur! ! !
Lian Yi: Can you find the owner? ? ?
Bai Jian:?Who told you it was the master?
Lian Yi: No one even wants a cute kitten like me, so how can you marry me.
Bai Jian: Can't you see how many fans you have every day wanting to raise you?
Lian Yi: They are not sincere.What they all love is my appearance, not my soul.
Bai Jian sneered: I'll break the news right away.
The cat opposite was visibly panicked, and sent a voice: "No, she's just a weak little cat who doesn't know anything."
Bai Jian wiped the water off her hair with a towel, and threw the towel aside irritably: Tell the truth, why do humans have to bathe me.
Lian Yi: Because I think you are dirty.Do you have blood on your paws without washing them after hunting? Humans must like fragrant and soft kittens. Who likes bloody pricks every day?
Bai Jian defended: I can lick fur.
Jumpsuit: But it certainly doesn't look as clean as a cat that washes itself.If you don't like him washing it for you, you can just become a human being and do it yourself.
Bai Jian has also considered this issue.But obviously Mu Liuyun didn't just want him to take a bath, but wanted to help him take a bath.Otherwise, just let him turn into a human and wash it.
He always felt that this behavior was a bit strange.Although he should be a cat in Mu Liuyun's eyes, in his heart, he and the other party are still on an equal footing—at least after being molested by Mu Liuyun last time, he faintly felt that he and Mu Liuyun were not people and cats relationship, but the relationship between people.
He imagined that if he was still in human form, Mu Liuyun's behavior of helping him take a bath would be indescribable.
Although he couldn't explain clearly, he was inexplicably shy.
And what he cares most about is whether Mu Liuyun thinks he is dirty.
Thinking of this made him a little aggrieved.Obviously he worked so hard for Mu Liuyun, his hair was dirty, but Mu Liuyun still despised him, obviously he should be rewarded for his hard work!
Lian Yi copied a long conversation: I think Xiao Qiuqiu is right.
He obviously forwarded the question to Wei Qiuye at the same time as he was talking to Bai Jian.
Wei Qiuye's words were sharp: Humans force you because you don't like it.They like to use this method to get a sense of accomplishment.Heh, human beings are a bunch of scum who take pleasure in trampling on the dignity of other creatures.
Wei Qiuye: Are you talking about Bai Jian?It seems that he is the only one who will forget his position just because of two or three kind words from human beings.
Bai Jian fell into deep thought while watching the conversation.Although Wei Qiuye's words were always extreme, it was not completely unreasonable.
However, he felt that Mu Liuyun had some bad tastes at most, and it would not be so serious for Wei Qiuye to say it.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Lian Yi started bombarding him with emojis, and even sang and laughed at him: The fierce beast in the past has turned into a kitten with fried fur. Is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity?
Bai Jian's ears hurt from hearing this: You've been really busy recently.
Lian Yi replied aggrievedly: I am having fun while suffering.Do you know how long I can only sleep each day?Have you ever seen the sun at four o'clock in the morning?
Bai Jian has no expression on her face: I have seen it.
Lian Yi: ... You have worked very hard.Do you want to come to visit the class?Just let me see what's going on with that human being.
Lian Yi is different from most of the monsters. What he likes the most is mixing with humans, and his relationship with humans is even better than with other monsters.Bai Jian immediately thought of asking him, but she still trusted him.
Bai Jian made an appointment with him about the approximate time, and stated that if Mu Liuyun had no mission, she would go to his place and bring him something to eat by the way.
"Don't catch a cold."
A dry bath towel suddenly fell from his head and draped over his shoulders.
Bai Jian felt a chill down her back.Mu Liuyun didn't know when he came out, and stood silently watching him.
His first reaction was to hide the phone, lest the other party find the chat records: "When did you come out?"
Mu Liuyun coughed lightly: "Just now."
Bai Jian's eyes were full of suspicion, she pulled off the towel: "I'm going to take a bath."
Mu Liuyun gently grabbed the corner of the towel: "You can clean it in the way you are used to. Sorry, I just used the way I am familiar with."
Bai Jian was confused by his apology.But judging from his tone, it should be a sincere compromise.
Bai Jian waved her hand, embarrassed to make things difficult for him: "I just instinctively reject water, and it has nothing to do with you."
"You were stained with sewage before. I don't know if there is something in it. It is more convenient to wash with water than to lick your hair yourself."
Bai Jian was so embarrassed that she almost retracted her invisible tail: "I see."
Mu Liuyun's apology was very sincere: "I was not thinking carefully. You are not a real cat, and you don't need outsiders to help you clean your hair."
Bai Jian almost turned into a cat-like coquettish immediately.
Wei Qiuye seems to be right in saying something, he is indeed very easy for human beings to soften their hearts after two or three sincere words.
He dawdled and changed back to the cat shape: "You can wash it if you like."
The author has something to say: I can write a lot about the night talk of the three cats... I really like the night talk about cats.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: Li Han 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
20 bottles of drunkenness;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Mu Liuyun pinched the back of the cat's neck and temporarily controlled his movements: "Every time you go out, you will get dirty."
"I'll wash it myself!" Bai Jian screamed, scratching her neck, "Are you a clean freak!"
Mu Liuyun gave a soft "hmm".
After all, he couldn't let the little dirty cat roll on him.
Bai Jian was held on her back by him, her four paws facing the sky, her eyes widened in protest: "You despise me?"
"Don't dislike it."
"You think I'm dirty!"
Mu Liuyun looked at the paw prints on his clothes on his chest, recalled the night's experience in doubt, and firmly put his arms around the cat's waist: "I don't have any."
He put the cat in the bathtub and turned on the shower to test the water temperature.
"You don't have a cat to masturbate at night." The water splashed on the fur made Bai Jian jump out of the bathtub, but the bathtub was too slippery, halfway through the jump, Mu Liuyun pushed him back.
Seeing that the water was about to flood to the end, Bai Jian smashed the jar, jumped with all her strength, and hugged Mu Liuyun's arm: "I don't!"
In the blink of an eye, the big orange cat turned into a human.
Mu Liuyun was unprepared all of a sudden, half of her body was dragged into the bathtub by Bai Jian.
Bai Jian transformed back into a human form, no longer disadvantaged in strength, pulled Mu Liuyun into the bathtub, and strode out proudly.
His body was completely wet, even the tip of his hair was dripping water, his thin lips were slightly pursed, obviously really angry.
But when he saw Mu Liuyun who was also wet and looked more embarrassed than himself, he felt very happy again.
"Wash it yourself!"
Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are facing a kitten. Humans can never force a cat.
Mu Liuyun grasped his arm reflexively: "Do you still have supper at night?"
Bai Jian held her head upright: "I can eat whatever I want!"
He took out a dry towel, closed the bathroom door, moved a chair to block the door, took out his mobile phone and complained to his friend about Mu Liuyun's behavior.
Bai Jian: Why! ! !Humans must give me a bath! ! !I will obviously lick my fur! ! !
Lian Yi: Can you find the owner? ? ?
Bai Jian:?Who told you it was the master?
Lian Yi: No one even wants a cute kitten like me, so how can you marry me.
Bai Jian: Can't you see how many fans you have every day wanting to raise you?
Lian Yi: They are not sincere.What they all love is my appearance, not my soul.
Bai Jian sneered: I'll break the news right away.
The cat opposite was visibly panicked, and sent a voice: "No, she's just a weak little cat who doesn't know anything."
Bai Jian wiped the water off her hair with a towel, and threw the towel aside irritably: Tell the truth, why do humans have to bathe me.
Lian Yi: Because I think you are dirty.Do you have blood on your paws without washing them after hunting? Humans must like fragrant and soft kittens. Who likes bloody pricks every day?
Bai Jian defended: I can lick fur.
Jumpsuit: But it certainly doesn't look as clean as a cat that washes itself.If you don't like him washing it for you, you can just become a human being and do it yourself.
Bai Jian has also considered this issue.But obviously Mu Liuyun didn't just want him to take a bath, but wanted to help him take a bath.Otherwise, just let him turn into a human and wash it.
He always felt that this behavior was a bit strange.Although he should be a cat in Mu Liuyun's eyes, in his heart, he and the other party are still on an equal footing—at least after being molested by Mu Liuyun last time, he faintly felt that he and Mu Liuyun were not people and cats relationship, but the relationship between people.
He imagined that if he was still in human form, Mu Liuyun's behavior of helping him take a bath would be indescribable.
Although he couldn't explain clearly, he was inexplicably shy.
And what he cares most about is whether Mu Liuyun thinks he is dirty.
Thinking of this made him a little aggrieved.Obviously he worked so hard for Mu Liuyun, his hair was dirty, but Mu Liuyun still despised him, obviously he should be rewarded for his hard work!
Lian Yi copied a long conversation: I think Xiao Qiuqiu is right.
He obviously forwarded the question to Wei Qiuye at the same time as he was talking to Bai Jian.
Wei Qiuye's words were sharp: Humans force you because you don't like it.They like to use this method to get a sense of accomplishment.Heh, human beings are a bunch of scum who take pleasure in trampling on the dignity of other creatures.
Wei Qiuye: Are you talking about Bai Jian?It seems that he is the only one who will forget his position just because of two or three kind words from human beings.
Bai Jian fell into deep thought while watching the conversation.Although Wei Qiuye's words were always extreme, it was not completely unreasonable.
However, he felt that Mu Liuyun had some bad tastes at most, and it would not be so serious for Wei Qiuye to say it.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Lian Yi started bombarding him with emojis, and even sang and laughed at him: The fierce beast in the past has turned into a kitten with fried fur. Is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity?
Bai Jian's ears hurt from hearing this: You've been really busy recently.
Lian Yi replied aggrievedly: I am having fun while suffering.Do you know how long I can only sleep each day?Have you ever seen the sun at four o'clock in the morning?
Bai Jian has no expression on her face: I have seen it.
Lian Yi: ... You have worked very hard.Do you want to come to visit the class?Just let me see what's going on with that human being.
Lian Yi is different from most of the monsters. What he likes the most is mixing with humans, and his relationship with humans is even better than with other monsters.Bai Jian immediately thought of asking him, but she still trusted him.
Bai Jian made an appointment with him about the approximate time, and stated that if Mu Liuyun had no mission, she would go to his place and bring him something to eat by the way.
"Don't catch a cold."
A dry bath towel suddenly fell from his head and draped over his shoulders.
Bai Jian felt a chill down her back.Mu Liuyun didn't know when he came out, and stood silently watching him.
His first reaction was to hide the phone, lest the other party find the chat records: "When did you come out?"
Mu Liuyun coughed lightly: "Just now."
Bai Jian's eyes were full of suspicion, she pulled off the towel: "I'm going to take a bath."
Mu Liuyun gently grabbed the corner of the towel: "You can clean it in the way you are used to. Sorry, I just used the way I am familiar with."
Bai Jian was confused by his apology.But judging from his tone, it should be a sincere compromise.
Bai Jian waved her hand, embarrassed to make things difficult for him: "I just instinctively reject water, and it has nothing to do with you."
"You were stained with sewage before. I don't know if there is something in it. It is more convenient to wash with water than to lick your hair yourself."
Bai Jian was so embarrassed that she almost retracted her invisible tail: "I see."
Mu Liuyun's apology was very sincere: "I was not thinking carefully. You are not a real cat, and you don't need outsiders to help you clean your hair."
Bai Jian almost turned into a cat-like coquettish immediately.
Wei Qiuye seems to be right in saying something, he is indeed very easy for human beings to soften their hearts after two or three sincere words.
He dawdled and changed back to the cat shape: "You can wash it if you like."
The author has something to say: I can write a lot about the night talk of the three cats... I really like the night talk about cats.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: Li Han 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
20 bottles of drunkenness;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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