Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

A few days later, the three people who were invited to participate in the ribbon-cutting arrived at the entrance of the town.

Diana looked at the woman in the mirror.She narrowed her eyes slightly confused.

"Are all formal dresses this long?" the goddess asked her new friend sideways. "I think it will make me less mobile..."

Natasha smiled.She turned around and looked at Princess Diana with long hair and a long black dress.The agent's expression was relaxed and natural.

"Long skirts are actually more convenient for ordinary women, but I know what you mean, princess." Diana exhaled helplessly for this title.Regardless of her discomfort, Natasha stepped forward to straighten the hair of the royal heir of Paradise Island. "The good news is I don't think we'll have a shot today—right, Steve?"

She laughed and shouted, without waiting for Captain America who was waiting outside to respond, she pushed the beautiful goddess with an uncertain face out of the room.This month of getting along has made them quite acquainted.

"And the point is, you're really, really beautiful."

The female agent whispered affectionately.Natasha Romanoff's eyes shone with a strange gleam.

She never thought that the current self would still be emotional with the "personal object", although this is not that kind of emotion.But I have to say that Diana does have magical powers.She is innocent and kind, but it doesn't make her appear stupid and ignorant.There is something, a certain quality in her that Natasha has been asking for all along... The Black Widow has surpassed the damn task of 'befriending Superman's ambiguous object: Wonder Woman', and she has sincerely invested in her feelings .

She pushed the Daughter of Zeus out of the room, still a little disturbed.This scene is beautiful and intoxicating.Even if Clint Barton, who is too poor to say anything good, is present, he will definitely appreciate these two beauties in western era costumes... But it is a pity that only Steve Rogers is standing outside the door , and only Steve Rogers.

Captain America looked a little embarrassed, too.He was also not in uniform as required.The veteran dressed in cowboy raised his head in a panic.Then he looked at the two beauties and blinked... But he still couldn't say a word.The black widow rolled her eyes, thinking that no wonder he hadn't found a girlfriend after thawing for two or three months.

"Uh, uh... Hey, you guys changed your clothes."

Steve sighed inwardly.I feel that I am really old-fashioned, and indeed a bit out of date.The feeling of guarding the door of the girls' locker room is really embarrassing... The expression on his face was a little stiff, and he didn't say any social words 'you are so beautiful'.Diana's uneasiness grew stronger.She tugged at her long skirt:

"Am I weird, Steve?"

"? No, no, no, you're fine, you look good, Diana."

...Natasha tried her best not to burst out laughing.This scene was too much like Diana molesting Steve... But for the captain's sake, she managed to swallow her laughter.Then he patted the two of them helplessly, and walked out of the suite first.

The female agent couldn't help feeling better.She looked at this small town that had been stepped up to plan, but it was indeed a decent town... and smiled with complicated emotions.

"Wow miss, are you alone?"

……

The old-fashioned approach sounded.Natasha frowned slightly.Black Widow knew it before she turned her head - 85% of the town's population were mutants.The remaining 15% are inspectors left by the government and some volunteers... first exclude ordinary volunteers who cannot appear in front of them, and the other two types of people will not talk to their "tourists".

Natasha raised her eyebrows and looked at the hero floating in front of her.In her eyes full of confidence and doubt... Green Lantern was defeated and touched his nose helplessly.

"Well, it seems a little out of season, doesn't it? You won't be offended, will you?"

Hal observed Natasha with a wry smile, but she didn't disturb him for long, and smiled after staring at him for a few seconds.

"No, to scare you. Hello, I'm Natasha Romanoff."

The red-haired beauty offered her right hand.Hal was slightly taken aback, and became even more embarrassed.He already had ghosts in his heart, so he appeared even more youthful and frizzy.The great cosmic police took that hand:

"Sorry, I can't tell you my real name. I'm Green Lantern...I guess you already know that. It's an honor to meet you, beautiful Miss Agent."

Natasha's smile deepened a little.She shook her head tolerantly, indicating that she could understand his secrecy.Then Black Widow raised her chin again, making Green Lantern look back.

Captain America and Wonder Woman walked out of the house, and they were taken aback by this man in a green jacket, masked, and with green light on his body... and before Wonder Woman put on a fighting pose awkwardly, Steve Rogers stopped her with a wave of his hand.The American team walked towards Hal Jordan with an almost cordial smile, saying hello:

"Hi! Gl, long time no see - the picture you posted in the group is really interesting, what planet is that?"

Green Lantern was shocked by Cap's enthusiasm.His childhood idol (although he still doesn't know if it's real) even took the initiative to hug him... But Hal keenly noticed that the playful expression on Natasha's face became more serious.

... Oh, brother, are you embarrassed to be asked to come with two girls?

I can't even imagine such a good opportunity...

Green Lantern held back his laughter, and hugged Captain America deeply... Then he remembered certain scenes in "Brokeback Mountain", twitched the corner of his mouth and let go of his hand.

Uh, it's best to avoid warm hugs between two people dressed like cowboys in front of the girl... Hal coughed dryly and nodded to Wonder Woman with an awkward smile.

"Miss Diana—Wonder Woman, right?" Diana looked at him curiously, then nodded slightly. "You look really beautiful. Superman has always said that you are powerful and noble, but after I met him, I was sure that not only did he not exaggerate...but he obviously missed the meaning."

Green Lantern's exaggerated yet sincere words finally made Captain America realize something.He peeked at Black Widow, and Natasha was looking at him teasingly.Captain America gave a dry cough, and belatedly added: "Today is beautiful for you all.".His rare weakness made Natasha finally laugh out loud.

Green Lantern failed to notice the little banter between them.He knew that Clark cared about Wonder Woman very much, so he reached out his hand and shook her very honestly.

"Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you, Green Lantern."

The two said at the same time.Then they couldn't help but smile at each other.After getting to know each other, the atmosphere among the four heroes became extremely relaxed.Because Natasha happened to be very interested in Loki's final "end", so Green Lantern also took advantage of the opportunity to start the topic.

"He is really crazy in a sense. The Yellow Lantern Corps is a bunch of bastards who take pleasure in creating fear and the meaning of survival... If the Queen of God hadn't made a quick decision, I am afraid that the Yellow Lantern killed all the Frost Giants and strengthened their strength. Immediately afterward, they will turn their guns and attack Asgard directly..."

Hal Jordan led the way while chatting.Diana listened very seriously, and she had a deeper empathy for Asgard, who is also a protoss; but Natasha, who originally brought up this topic, smiled at the corner of her mouth, looking a little absent-minded.It was Captain America who asked the most questions. He also asked a few questions about the Lantern Ring interspersed, and unknowingly got a lot of first-hand information.

They passed a horse farm, and Diana was amazed at the robustness and tameness of the horses on the field.Natasha, who knew the inside story, told her that the mutants she was in charge of had mutant abilities related to animals... which made the female warrior feel envious, and even wanted to poach them.

"...He even carried out a genocide, and attracted wanted criminals from the interstellar world, and finally led to the sacrifice of 56 soldiers... Even so, is it just better than captivity? Isn't it indefinite?"

In the end, the one who listened most carefully was Captain America, who knew nothing about the past.The blond man's expression became serious, puzzled and dissatisfied.

And Hal Jordan, who chatted with him all the way, had long forgotten the matter of 'this person may not be the real US team'.He also rolled his eyes helplessly and shrugged.

"Amazing, isn't it? It's just so amazing...Let's not mention the God Empress, she is her son after all. The most amazing thing is that His Majesty the first prince who was dethroned—"

He elongated his voice, expressing his helplessness and dissatisfaction... But Thor is indeed a good man and a brave warrior.It was their joint blow that seriously injured the leader of the yellow light, Sinestro.But he really didn't like the good old man's final decision.

"...He carried God King Odin with all his strength, and in the true sense he withstood a heavy blow from Odin for his rebellious brother, and protected his younger brother. So that's right—after all, the family situation of the God King is greater than that of the God King. Their national law. The reason is that Odin cannot lose two heirs in one go..."

Before finishing speaking, Hal let out a long sigh.Miraculously, his sigh was in sync with Steve Rogers'.The two men of justice who were both in the physique looked at each other in surprise, and then smiled helplessly.

...Natasha raised her eyebrows and looked at the two people who didn't realize that the atmosphere was gay again, she smiled strangely, and cut off the conversation.

"As one of the parties involved that day, I'm not surprised that this matter will develop like this."

But the Black Widow also didn't explain why this is...Some can keep secrets and privacy, out of respect and compassion-she is also willing to keep and defend for the enemy.

"And that's okay. With Thor not wanting him to die...after all, I don't think he's going back to Earth. Superman absolutely succeeded in scaring him that day."

"...Speaking of which, do you know that your friend has a bad temper?"

The female agent joked naturally.For this reason, Diana was slightly taken aback, while Captain America frowned.There was no muscle response to the green light that was at the forefront.Instead, she turned her head very naturally, jokingly compared her ears...to indicate that Superman could hear everything she said...

Natasha didn't expect the territorial awareness of the 'superhuman' heroes to be so weak.It seems that Fury may have been wrong this time-Superman didn't brainwash them.

……Hey.

She doesn't want to be so tired either.The Black Widow smiled helplessly, thinking about how to open the mouth to round up the joke... Then she realized that suddenly no one spoke, and the US team and Diana both looked behind her in unison.The female agent quickly screened over——

Oh hell.

"Damn it."

The red-haired beauty rolled her eyes.

"You got caught talking bad about you, didn't you?"

She turned her head and squinted at the... Superman in the sun behind her.

The Invincible still did not put on his cloak.

But the smile on Kal-El's face remained the same.

"Dear Natasha, you shouldn't be calling me by my first name when you speak ill of me - not even Lex Luthor does that anymore."

The author has something to say: Hahahahaha everyone, guess if I will start a monster this time hahaha

(Rolling) I finally wrote about the group play again, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so happy! ! !

Tat I finished moving, but I suddenly suffered from heat stroke yesterday. I was super healthy and felt like calling an ambulance for the first time in my life... Finally, I turned on the air conditioner and recovered... So stupid.

small theater:

Natasha, Old Lady, I Know Everything Romanov: ...Our combination is a pair of lilies...

Hal Insane Jordan: Please don't call me me I am so straight tat

Diana Wants to Wear a Skirt Prince: I've seen it, Brokeback Mountain.Very meaningful movie.

Steve Uncomfortable Rogers: What is Brokeback Mountain?

hal stunned jordan: qaq

Clark · Observation · Not Straight · Kent: ^_^ A very educational love movie.