Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

And two days after the undead mercenary went on a killing spree and formed an alliance with Superman's 'brother'.Kent Farm in Kansas.

Clark was slumped on the warm orange fabric sofa in his living room, and the invincible alien huddled obediently and listened to the training.Superman's stunning blue eyes glanced innocently at the vase next to the TV.Jonathan, who was provoked by his obedient and nonchalant appearance, reached out and stroked his hair.

"Are you listening carefully, Clark!" Mrs. Kent glanced at her husband's doting behavior from the corner of her eye.Martha gave Jonathan a helpless look. "And you—Joe, he's a big boy, don't mess with his hair!"

The two men in the Kent family looked at each other and exchanged an 'oh~~' look.Clark unknowingly laughed out loud, and managed to piss off his mother.

"Clark!!" The woman complained and sighed, and the golden retriever outside the door also barked twice after her. "Don't think I'm nagging! You are my son - we won't meddle in your life, but there are some things you should say or say!"

…For example, you have a Martian friend, for example, you have defeated an evil criminal organization, for example, you feel very sad, very unhappy...

Martha frowned slightly without any trace, and then sighed briskly.She pretended not to know anything and took a look at the shrugging husband who made trouble for her.Then the pie was taken out of the oven.

"It's not that I won't say it, I'm sorry mom, I've been really busy recently..."

Clark responded casually without changing his face.He wasn't lying either - technically speaking his 'transformation' was a novelty that happened just two days ago.Although Rocky had indeed put him under a lot of pressure two weeks ago, how could he embarrass his parents with problems they couldn't solve?

"And John—Mommy, he's a really nice guy, he's amazing. John's always trying to help me, and if the timing wasn't right I'd bring him back to meet you guys. He's shape-shifting and gentle.”

...Clark's description is actually a bit weird and scary.But his parents have long been used to his shocking words.The Kent family's parent-child relationship has been so good that no one even realizes that Superman just said 'Mommy'.

Martha Kent sliced ​​into the steaming pumpkin pie, and Jonathan responded naturally:

"You can bring him back at Christmas. You know, Celia is going to be with his girlfriend; and according to Eric... he will never come back."

Clark subconsciously twisted his body when he heard the words.Superman stole a look at his dad.

The old Mr. Kent, who was reading the newspaper with reading glasses, did not feel reluctant at all, as if it was not strange at all for his alien son to bring an alien friend home to celebrate the New Year.

"Bring him back, the three of us are nothing interesting. Martha? (Then his mother nodded in agreement)...Of course, you have to ask if there is any conflict between Christmas and Martian beliefs, And whether he would like to come over. Don't make it too blunt."

——These words are so strange that people want to laugh, and they are so touching that people want to cry.A sense of satisfaction welled up in Clark's heart, making the Kryptonian childishly blink his eyes.

"I think he will be willing." The young man in the small town stood up and went to the bar to take the pumpkin pie his mother had divided. "You'll like him, and he'll like you—thank you, Dad."

Clark put the tray in his father's hand with a smile.Jonathan gave him a funny look, and complained in an elongated tone: "Oh, come on, son." Then Martha also packed the tableware, and his mother wiped the water from her hands and sat down...

What a rare moment of warmth.It was wonderful—but Superman, who was sandwiched by his parents from left to right, suddenly tightened his scalp and froze his expression.

— Another call came in.And it's 'Clark Kent' private number...

...This made Clark sink his body into the sofa uncomfortably.The premonition made Superman secretly pray that his parents wouldn't hear the growing vibration.

He really didn't want and didn't want to get a call from someone recently...he wasn't ready yet.He hadn't adjusted his emotions yet - but there was no doubt that it was futile.

"...? Honey? Is your phone ringing?"

Martha straightened up sharply, looked at her husband suspiciously, and then turned her head to stare at her son... Clark realized that for some reason, his mother seemed really sensitive today.

"Aren't you going to pick it up? Sweetheart??"

...this is really bad.

Terrible.

Clark Kent stared at her mother for two seconds with a stiff expression, and he firmly conveyed his willingness to 'don't want to answer the phone'...but he was defeated within two seconds.Immediately float up and be a good boy obediently.Superman flew to the bathroom helplessly and resisting, and grabbed Logan's clothes he had just changed.

Clark frowned and took out the phone, then was taken aback by the name of the caller.Then Superman hurriedly pressed the answer button.Apparently he did almost miss another important call:

"omg Tony, I'm sorry I didn't mean to—"

His flustered tone caused Martha to cast a curious glance, and even Jonathan put down the newspaper.The couple exchanged glances, but Clark couldn't care less.

"I"

"Oh, oh, oh, come on, nothing you say will change the fact that you kept me waiting for 43 seconds - but that's okay, I know you didn't mean to."

The serious person on the other end of the phone suddenly paused.Then he continued with a bit of a smile,

"The proof is that you didn't even realize it was a video call."

—Video call? !

But he doesn't wear glasses? ? ?

"So okay Clark, can you stop close-ups of your ears? I had an exclusive surprise for you, and before I change my mind, I suggest you..."

This is a very real rush.Clark was sure that he might even get goosebumps due to anxiety... and Superman's super brain was running fast, and he thought of a countermeasure within 0.3 seconds.The young man covered the front camera of the mobile phone, and he hesitated to answer twice.

——then Clark flew to his father and 'borrowed' his gold-rimmed reading glasses from Jonathan's face without any explanation.

... Jonathan and Martha looked at Clark in astonishment.The nervous, half-faced young man compared them with 'I'm sorry! ! ' mouth shape.Then he raised his phone and greeted the person on the screen uncomfortably.

"Hey, Tony." Clark ruffled his hair. "How are you? How are you doing?"

Tony Stark on the other end raised his eyebrows and looked at him in surprise.Iron Man was silent for three seconds before giving a response. Mr. Stark put aside the 'displeasure' just now... Tony asked strangely:

"You went home?"

This is a very reasonable guess—Tony looked at the young man who was wearing a white bullet vest and showing off his muscles wantonly.He looked at the silly blue eyes of the silly boy and almost burst out laughing.

"There's a cornfield out the window behind you, Clark. And isn't this tank top a little too small? Is this your high school dress? ... Oh yes, the gold frame, nice, it fits you well .”

... The already awkward smile completely froze on Superman's face.The Son of Krypton subconsciously clenched his left fist in an attempt to calm himself down a bit, but unfortunately the effect was insignificant... So he let out a long 'hiss' as if discouraged, and completely let go of his Superman airs—forget it.forget it.Don't think about what happens after exposure.He couldn't have told Tony he was Superman lately, the timing was so inopportune - and the young man had become Clark Kent entirely.The young reporter smiled shyly and said:

"This is my first video call with someone..." He frowned weakly. "Stop teasing me, Tony. I'm really embarrassed."

"...and you're right, I'm home, I'm wearing my high school clothes, uh, my spare glasses."

The old Mr. Kent on the side rolled his eyes helplessly.But Mrs. Kent found the point of the problem.She widened her eyes in surprise, and mouthed to her son: 'Iron Man? ? ''Tony Stark? '

Clark's mouth twitched sheepishly, and Superman nodded at his mother.This strange domestic scene aroused Mr. Stark's interest.Iron Man deliberately made things difficult for him and said exaggeratedly like a child:

"Wow! This is also the first time I have called a friend at home. Is Mr. and Mrs. Kent at home?"

But then Iron Man realized something was wrong.Tony suddenly zoomed out from the camera, and the man opened his eyes wide... Then he asked in a low voice,

"Uh, do they know I blew up your sister's restaurant?"

——This directly made Clark laugh.Superman chuckled under his breath, then stopped short at the look on his friend's face.Clark coughed twice and shook his head.He completely relaxed, so Superman also lowered his voice, and replied mysteriously:

"they know."

Tony pursed his lips and put on a serious expression to save face.But the young man on the other side of the screen soon laughed again as he expected, and Mr. Kent looked carefree——

"But they don't care either!! Besides, you didn't blow it up, that crazy guy did it—hahaha well Tony, you, do you want to say hello to them?"

Tony Stark looked at the smiling young man who raised his head, he thought he would roll his eyes a few times to express his dissatisfaction... but for some reason he didn't at all.He also raised the corner of his mouth.The happiness in this little reporter seemed to overflow the screen, as if pouring directly into his body...

——Great, knowing that Clark took that long vacation, he was really worried about the shadow of this little boy... Seeing him so happy, he also breathed a sigh of relief.

"What do you think? Do you think Tony Stark would want to say hello to his friend's parents?" The former prodigal son teased with a smirk.But at the last second, his expression was serious. "Of course I would, I'm honored."

So Superman turned the screen around, with a pleading smile on his face:

"Dad, Mom. This is a friend I met from working at the Daily Planet—I don't need any more introductions, do I?"

"This is Tony Stark."

The author has something to say: the last sentence I feel a bit like introducing my boyfriend (cover my face)

Is this chapter sweet? Tell me! ! !Tell me do you love them! ! ! (Yes, I am shamelessly begging for a comment)... 42° weather, I will die if I don't add some energy to your sweet talk...

Can we talk about another chapter? Tsk tsk tsk!like or not! !

In fact, Martha's mother saw that something was wrong with Clark, ww both good and bad aspects ww