Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

They did not disclose the relationship to the outside world.

The reason wasn't that they lacked confidence in each other, that they were worried that there would be some disturbances when they broke up...it was simply that the two of them didn't take the initiative to announce the matter.

Tony Stark was once the darling of the American media, and he really enjoyed the feeling of being in the limelight.But after he became Iron Man, he began to deliberately reduce these unnecessary exposures-he was doing more serious and important things.He cannot allow the media to entertain it.

And Superman?And Clark Kent?Every time the subject was brought up Hal Jordan would laugh and call him cruel.After all, once their relationship is exposed, the Kent reporter of the Planet Daily will inevitably usher in a wave of overtime hell-to be the chief writer of his love affair?This is too, too, too cruel, right?

so yes.They never took the initiative to admit anything to outsiders.They tacitly waited for some sharp asshole super criminal to find out and help them spread the word-but they had been dating for more than two years, and the 'asshole' still hadn't appeared...even if Tony Stark didn't He didn't expect much from this, he was a little impatient to wait.

…So when the mirror master suddenly appeared in the kitchen of the Stark mansion at [-]:[-] in the middle of the night—Tony was genuinely shocked and pleasantly surprised.

"Wow."

The Midtown criminal whose real name was Samuel Sam Scudder twitched the corners of his mouth uncomfortably.He stared intently at the 'Iron Man' Tony Stark wearing a pair of black boxer briefs and a red blanket.Sam persuaded himself to be excited, after all, he succeeded!He is the only one who has successfully hacked here in all these years! —He really can't do it.He is in a bad mood.He's even more of a personal threat than Stark.

"Don't move, don't move at all! You know our rules, I just want a ransom!"

Master Mirror Image held up his gun and said viciously.But after hearing this, the CEO of Stark Industries, who was only wearing a pair of underpants, just shrugged slightly and swirled the milk in the glass.

"Seriously, Sammy? Can't I put the glass down?"

Stark's voice was slightly hoarse.But his tone can be described as relaxed and comfortable - maybe a little tired.But anyway, he definitely didn't feel nervous at all.This made Mirror Master tighten his mouth.

"That's awesome. Are you even able to walk in and out of opaque things now? ... Why don't you guys do something serious after all? You scoundrels"

"...Shut up, Stark! Don't you understand who is controlling the situation? Don't mess with me anymore!!"

Wow.

Poor boy.

Tony pulled the corner of his mouth speechlessly.He could indeed keep his mouth shut...but really, there's no need.

"Well...but let me guess, Sammy, honey." Iron Man drank the rest of the milk lazily.Then I asked the Mirror Master a question very naturally. "You broke up with the golden glider, didn't you?"

……

—— Scudder collapsed almost instantly.The man howled like a beast (Stark had no neighbors anyway).Then he looked at Iron Man with tears in his eyes, and his hand holding the gun trembled.Mirror Master asked in hatred:

"How did you know!!!!"

... Oh, poor little one.

Tony really felt a little pity for him this time.

"...Obviously, my dear." He still tilted his head without feeling nervous. "You look like you're up to something big. Seriously, kidnap me? That's a genius idea—it's sure to get the world's attention."

"Of course. If there is such a commotion, the ex will definitely not be able to help but look at you again."

The word 'predecessor' once again provoked the Mirror Master.The man wailed again—he looked really depressed.And the empty and echoing Stark Mansion is indeed a 'suitable' place to howl... hey, well, well.Tony rolled his eyes helplessly, and was about to continue to say something...but the Mirror Master came back to his senses at this moment.

"...Don't try to divert my attention or be persuaded by you!! You are a winner in life, you are a rich young master! Now! Immediately! Follow me! Go—"

Samuel Scudder approached Tony tremblingly, gun raised.The consciousness of seeing death as home and the tears of grief on his face are extremely funny-listen to what he said again.Should it be said that it is a feature of Midtown?The criminals in this place seem to have never learned the skill of 'sarcasm'... It's a bit pathetic.

Iron Man looked at the criminal who was slowly walking towards him cautiously...he had finally had enough.After all, he is also human... Although the appearance of Master Mirror Image is really disappointing, it is not a reason to play him anymore.

"Sammy, dear. I have some sad news for you."

The mirror master is getting closer and closer.He deliberately ignores Stark's dying struggle...but when Sam gets close enough, he suddenly realizes that what Stark is wearing does not seem to be a blanket.

It's a familiar red... cloak?

"The news is: I have company tonight."

Mirror Master was taken aback.

...and then Samuel Scudder felt a sudden heat in the hand holding the gun.The temperature seemed to want to melt his hand directly.Sam was so startled that he had to turn away from the heat immediately - away from his gun.

What?what? What?

Tony Stark chuckled twice.He took a step back and leaned against the refrigerator.Iron Man smiled and looked at the black figure at the door...Master Mirror also looked in the direction of his line of sight in astonishment.

"wt...f...?"

The Mirror Master glared at the man in the shadows.Staring at the devil's red eyes.He… he was speechless in shock.He suspected that he might be blind.He thinks he must be crazy—

"...Superman...?"

But the word stuck in his throat was still spit out by him.

superman.

Kal-El also wore only boxer briefs.There was no expression on his unusually handsome face.Superman's black hair is still dripping, obviously just took a shower... As for why it was just washed, why is Tony Stark's brown hair a little wet?It's all about imagination-

In fact, this naked handsome young man really does not look like Superman.Sam wouldn't have recognized the man if his eyes hadn't been turning from red to ice blue.

but?

but--?

What?What?What the hell—what the hell did he see?What did he accidentally discover?

He really made a big deal out of it.He's sure—so he's going to be silenced?Will it?He thinks it will.He felt that looking at the Kryptonian's expression, he should be turned into a pool of coke...

"Hey Sammy, look my way."

"Hi?"

… Samuel Scudder was stiff as a puppet.He turned his head in a daze—then he was stabbed unconscious by the iron man who had already put on the nano wrist armor.

It was a stroke of mercy.Let the poor straight man not have to continue to face this terrible new information.

Tony still leaned lazily against the refrigerator.He looked at the super criminal who fell to the ground with a 'boom'... recalling the other party's tearful awakening performance just now, he snorted and laughed.

"...you scared the hell out of me, Tony."

After confirming that the Mirror Master was really completely unconscious, Clark immediately floated forward.There was accusation in Superman's eyes—unjustified accusation.

Mr. Stark cast an amusing glance at his little boy, straightened up and shrugged.

"Don't be so serious. Wouldn't it be a lot less fun if you just shut the door and let you go? Poor guy, but he'll still get headlines—after all, it's an earth-shattering failure..."

"Hahahahaha but I guess the golden glider won't get back together with him because of this hahaha."

Speaking of which, Tony laughed.He tugged down on the red cloak he was wearing, and then gave Clark a mocking look.The farm boy pouted childishly, but there was nothing he could do about it.Superman frowned anxiously, and in the end he could only lean over and kiss Iron Man's wet temples.

"Although I don't know why you put the nano backup on the refrigerator." Clark's mouth curled up.He whispered in Mr. Stark's ear. "But today you once again proved your vision and genius... my dear."

The specially produced warm breath blew Tony Stark's ears red.As he was older, he subconsciously tensed his back... Wow.no.This can't work...

So Iron Man ducked down.He turned his head, his expression serious for a moment.He glared at Clark almost sternly.Tony covered his left ear protectively, and said in a strange tone:

"Who did you learn from? Huh?"

But he couldn't hold back the next sentence.

"Not a bad study."

He laughed, then moved closer to his boy and gave him a long kiss.Clark thought he would have a little resistance.He thought he would restrain himself—after all, there was still a person lying on the ground! —but no.Not at all.He couldn't refuse this... this kiss,

this person.

He really likes him.real.

...the kiss went on for a while, and when it ended Tony gasped again and Clark smirked again.But fortunately, the two of them had been relieved before, so they wouldn't really do it again in front of that poor mirror image master.

The owner of the red cloak looked at his cloak obsessively for a while, or rather, he looked at the person wearing his cloak obsessively for a while.Tony came out of the kitchen and contacted Natasha.Iron Man ended the call with just a few words.Then the brown-eyed hero turned suddenly and asked his little friend:

"Should I contact Fire Hunter? Erase this memory? - Oh, and help him blur his fanaticism about his ex by the way."

Superman froze for a moment.

……what.

His lover... Maybe Tony himself didn't even notice.But when it came to their relationship, he was used to letting Clark make the choice.

He always refuses to make things difficult for him.

...Superman gave a strange smile.There was some inexplicable expectation in this smile, and flashes of subtle malice—the malice aimed at some people who would feel broken after learning the truth—

He replied without thinking.

"No, let Nata handle it."

Then he couldn't wait to float forward.

"I'm so looking forward to him saying it, I'm so hoping he dares to say it... He's definitely going to tell Captain Cold about them anyway... Aren't you excited, Tony?"

Superman couldn't help laughing.

…and Iron Man looked at his lover who was a few years younger than him.He blinked and took a step back to sit on the table.

"Of course I do. I'm looking forward to it too."

Iron Man replied with a smile.His brown eyes seemed to glow in the dark.

Superman looked at him lovingly.They looked at each other, and the blue in the Kryptonian's eyes seemed to have melted into the night.

They exchanged another deep kiss.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is exactly the basis for me to think that this article is a sweet article-because they are so sweet in the end!

To put it bluntly: please give me feedback if you like it!After all, Fanwai really needs motivation and inspiration orz