Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

Clark froze.

The Flash raised his eyebrows and looked at Superman who was lost in thought for a moment.He shrugged helplessly.He picked up the vegetable leaf and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Isn't it? Seriously. I think it would be more sincere for you to confess in uniform. Uh, although it will be very formal. But you already know Mr. Stark, don't you? Your personal identities even They have established a personal relationship... I think Superman told him that he is Kent, and it would be better for Kent to tell him that he came from Superman."

Barry was actually talking casually.

But Clark did listen.And I also feel that what Lightning said... makes sense.

"Thank you..." So this time Clark really felt a little guilty—his friend was still so generous in giving him advice after being tormented by him for a day. "I really feel sorry for you now, Lightning."

Barry rolled his eyes at the ceiling again.He chewed vegetables with one puffed cheek, then shot Clark a look.

"Don't make me say 'well I've forgiven you' I wouldn't say that. I'm not trying to lessen your guilt—"

The casual-clothed Flash finished his sentence seriously.After two seconds, he still laughed.Barry Allen is really handsome.His smile almost seemed to glow.

"But ok! I gotta say I don't really hate that - you were a bit too scary for being so good-natured before, Big Blue. From now on I can finally complain about you with Hal too. You've become more It's like a friend in real life... So. Not, not bad."

When it came to the end, the young man couldn't help feeling a little shy.He stumbled a little, which was rare, and that made Clark smile with him again.This is really too good a day.It's really nice to have friends.

"That's fine, really. But I did keep you busy all afternoon..." And he knew Barry was running around restlessly.Still waiting until the afternoon. "So just apologizing for this meal is not enough... Is there anything else I can help you with? Anything is fine. Thank you for your suggestion."

Hearing this, Barry stopped the knife and fork, and no longer smiled.The guardian of Central City frowned.

It is clear.He was really puzzled why.He does need... 'help'.

"You know that too. We ended the battle in the early five o'clock this morning." Speedster's clear light blue eyes stared straight at his friend.Clark caught a glimpse of worry and a faint, strange rage in it. "Then I put the peak man in prison. Because I heard from Captain Lehan that the raw materials for his sex were obtained from Gotham."

'Gotham'

This word, the sudden appearance of this city, made Clark froze at the corner of his mouth.

"Generally speaking, this kind of smuggling of munitions should be handled by what, the Penguin? But I have studied it carefully. Although the spinning top is almost unrecognizable by you...but its parts are It's all very detailed. Doesn't look like the army scrap the Penguin always sells."

"...And the biggest problem is this guy who is trying to rule the world this time. I do feel that he is gradually becoming smarter. But considering his education background and the information he has access to, this Mieshishi Spinning tops are not within his ability at all."

The Flash's expression became more and more serious.He is a hero known for his optimism, kindness, and friendliness.Few people may realize that this young volunteer policeman is an evidence analysis expert in the police station.His expertise is even higher than that of Superman and Green Lantern.

This keen professional instinct made Barry smell the crisis.Smells 'unknown'.He was so restless this afternoon, and it was also a credit to the exquisite world-destroying weapon that didn't look like the work of Jian Fengren.

The smile on Superman's face was gone.Clark Kent looked serious too.He pursed his lips, almost resigning himself to the job—but then Superman smiled again on second thought.

"Why don't you try to contact Batman?" The Kryptonian's blue eyes looked softly at Barry.But the other party was stunned by his magical pen. "Didn't I pull him into the group chat too?"

... It's okay not to mention this.Just mentioning this makes Barry angry.The Flash removed the stack of plates in his hand a little bit angrily - he really ate a lot tonight - "If you don't tell me, I will forget. I really want to doubt whether this person exists Yes! You don’t know, did he say even one letter after joining the group??”

Just Steve, even Captain America remembers to post 'Good morning', 'Good night, everyone' and so on - even Tony Stark will post pictures! !Doesn't Gotham have internet? ?

"...he's always been shy."

After Clark finished speaking, he felt a little far-fetched.So Barry gave him a supercilious look without hesitation.

"You shouldn't bring this up, really, Clark." He called out the other party's real name very naturally. "I get angry when I mention that group chat - what a great idea you have, what a great idea! But seriously, this group is not as interesting as the one from our colleagues in the police department... the atmosphere in the group It’s like a middle-aged and elderly classmate reunion!”

——Steve only sent "good morning" or something; Stark focused on all kinds of dazzling pictures, and took pictures of all kinds of drawings regardless of whether they could understand or not; Dr. Banner didn't know that it was Stark Ke was infected or something, he just posted pictures... posted various breakfasts, lunches, and dinners!Barry couldn't take it anymore... plus Hal who was in the universe all day long and couldn't connect to the Internet, a Batman who didn't speak...and Superman!

Barry stared resentfully at his friend who laughed again.

——Clark just responded with a 'good!''cool!'':d' after everyone sent a message... If this guy has a Facebook, he must be like Kuangmo himself!

"... There's no other way, isn't it? After all, we're not familiar with each other very well." Clark stretched out his hands to smooth the collar of the 'angry' Barry.The Flash was taken aback for a moment. "But if you make more contacts, you will definitely be familiar with each other. So feel free to go to Batman... It's about Gotham, and he will take it seriously."

Looking at the lightning with a bitter face.Clark couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, hey, sorry. But trust me, Flash."

………………

At noon the next day, Clark Kent returned to the Metropolis.He's back with a few more... less posing photos of The Flash posing.

Perry White sighed greatly.He patted the young man's back eagerly.Satisfied from ear to ear.Clark looked at his overjoyed boss, and couldn't help but smile wryly.

… These four photos were selected from thousands of photos in his apartment in Barry after spending almost one night.I don't know what his friend thought, maybe he felt that being photographed by Superman on the day of the Flash celebration was a very fulfilling thing?In short, Lightning was really excited.All the thoughtfulness in the past was also left behind by him...

But this is the first time Clark has stayed at a friend's house.Although in the first half of the night, the two people were dazzled by the selection of photos.But it was indeed a meaningful, great day.He also promised Barry that as long as the Lightning Festival is still in its second year, he will definitely come to support him wearing a cape.

And Perry waved his hand generously after he handed in the manuscript-giving him three days off.This is truly generous.Clark was genuinely grateful.But he didn't go back to college to make final preparations for graduation—he flew straight back to the North Pole.Flew back to his fortress.

"Welcome back, Superman."

"Hello. Robot Nine." Clark greeted the robot who came to greet him. "Have you found Loki?"

——This has plagued him for more than a week.That damn 'help seeker'.Yes, even though Loki's suspicions have been greatly reduced, he still refuses to show his face.Robot No. [-] did not answer, but took two steps forward...and patted Clark on the shoulder.

"Dr. Fate, please let us convey to you: 'I'm very sorry, Carl. I searched the whole ground, but I still can't find him. Next, I will contact Ancient One and search those secret places and oceans with her.' above. What a pity , Superman. But please don’t worry too much about it.” Clark waved his hand dumbfoundingly and interrupted its consolation.Walking with a wry smile, he ordered:

"Thank you dear, but don't worry, I'm really better. Really." He rubbed his brows helplessly. "And now we have other tasks. Call everyone here. Let's clean up the fort together, and we have a guest tomorrow."

——And what Clark didn't expect was that the robot in his hometown... actually made a very anthropomorphic and vivid 'expression'.Robot No. [-] suddenly 'opened' its 'eyes' and covered its 'mouth' with both hands.

This expression of surprise is simply flawless.

"Is Dr. Banner coming back??"

Clark froze.He didn't expect that the little guys were already 'smart', or humanized to this point.I didn't expect Dr. Banner to be so popular... and when the son of Krypton finally came to his senses and realized that he should stop No. [-] from spreading the news with a misunderstanding... Krypton was no longer in front of Superman's eyes The trail of the star robot.

This misunderstanding really makes people feel a little sad... Now how can he tell the fact that the inviter is actually a 'colleague' Iron Man?

... Next time, let the doctor come back and take a look.These little fans really miss him...

———————————————————— Children’s Day, so 6000 chapters

At nine o'clock the next morning, on the top floor of the Stark Tower in New York.

"Superman invited you to his fortress?" Banner adjusted his glasses.Then he sighed dryly. "Wow."

Mr. Stark rolled his eyes when he heard that.He opened his hands and asked a few little robot assistants to help him put on his battle armor.Then Iron Man complained impatiently:

"Oh, it's almost time. I'm also wondering if the little alien wrote the wrong name-shouldn't he invite you to go back and have a look? Why did you ask me to go there? He said he wanted to be 'serious', 'seriously' The' thank me."

"...Is he going to ask me to learn more to thank me for the insignificant help I provided him?"

Tony grumbled, then raised his chin to signal to Banner that he'd better have something to say about his armor.

The doctor's expression contained a little ridicule and helplessness.He was actually surprised how quickly he and Tony became friends... and after they got acquainted, the former playboy began to chatter at him-Tony-style complaints.I don't know if he believes too much in Superman's ability or something, but Tony still thinks... Karl can take over the Ten Rings without his help.

Gee.

Banner took a sip of the hot cocoa in his cup, and swallowed his words of comfort.After looking at it for a while, he shook his head firmly.

"Oh? Well, I also think this set is not suitable. The design is not very streamlined. Too thick muscles are not my style."

Iron Man muttered to himself, and then walked to another set of Mark's new work.Banner raised his eyebrows in a bit of surprise, seemingly unaware that Tony was actually seeking, uh, 'fashion advice'.The doctor drank the drink from his glass.He looked at Tony with interest.Said calmly.

"Don't care about this so much, he won't care anyway."

The 'he' in this sentence is self-evident.But for this, Tony just rolled his eyes again, and refuted back mercilessly.

"My dear doctor, please pay attention. I am going to go on a date with an alien boy who has been voted the sexiest man in the world. At the same time, this guy is also known as the so-called "strongest man on earth" along with you Creatures'. Seriously? I think it's a very reasonable behavior for me to want to represent myself appropriately."

Mr. Stark's successful argument left Bruce Banner speechless.The doctor held back for a while, then let out a sigh.Of course he wasn't struggling with whether Tony's importance was reasonable - he was just sighing for Carl.This must have run counter to the kid's original intention...he would never have imagined that his invitation would make Tony so nervous.

Banner stroked his hair back irresponsibly.After thinking about it, he opened his mouth again:

"He, I mean Superman. He really likes you, you know?"

...Mr. Stark froze when he heard this.The man froze for three seconds while he was straightening his tie, and then he turned his head and gave Bruce Banner a 'you'd better tell me you're joking' look.Iron Man's voice was a little gritted, and in fact he had a lot of goosebumps in embarrassment.

"What does he like about me? Am I rich? Lex Luthor is rich too. So honestly I don't think the joke is very funny, Doc."

Banner smiled and looked at Tony's back.Before the other party finished speaking, he turned his head away.This made the doctor feel a little unusual... He had always been a little worried about whether Tony was hostile to Carl.After all, being suspicious is a common problem of smart people.But now it seems that the situation is not as bad as he thought?If Tony still cares about what Karl thinks of him, it at least shows that he is interested in Karl himself...

How bad that sounds.But it is true.As long as this group of people, this group of heroes... can see Superman and Cal as two individuals.Instead of simply treating 'Superman' as a symbol.It's all good news.

Banner hesitated, but finally decided to try again.

"I know you have scruples, Tony. I also know... it's hard to really trust him. Of course. After all, he helped me, not you. But I really mean it, Carl Al has mentioned it to me several times. He really has admiration for you."

——It seems that Bruce is insisting on continuing this topic.

Iron Man sighed exaggeratedly.But in fact, Tony didn't really resist this.He was willing to admit that Superman's invitation made him a little uneasy...they did work together.The cooperation went very smoothly.This does not mean that he has let down his guard.

...or rather, the opposite is true.

"Doctor, have you ever seen your 'little friend' do anything to someone?" Tony paused for a moment before continuing.Obviously this is just a question. "Forget it, whether you have watched it or not. But I have to say that some of his words and deeds are a bit too exciting for me. Maybe my self-esteem as a mortal is at fault. His methods against the Ten Rings Gang are amazing. I was terrified."

"He ripped them apart. Not physically, of course--but it was more than that. More dramatic than that. Your little friend... He crushed them psychologically, ripped them apart. He trampled on their dignity It makes me creepy"

"He terrorized them. He threatened them. He tried to make them fear." And Dr. Banner cut him off.And the summary is more precise and concise.Tony turned around in surprise and looked at Superman's friend.Hulk's host still looked calm.These few sentences are also completely declarative.

no doubt.Banner saw it too.Banner knew it too.

...But there is no doubt that Banner has the completely opposite attitude towards this matter.

"We lived together for three months. Three months, Tony. I know just one season isn't enough to get to know anyone. But it was three full months. I wouldn't say I Still nothing is known about Kal-El."

Banner frowned slightly when he said that.In fact, he can be said to have been successfully tricked by Tony.After all, he didn't want to talk to anyone about the time that only belonged to him and Carl in the first place.

Those days were actually extremely personal...but okay.Now his relationship with Tony Stark is also very personal.Exactly what Carl said.Tony he is indeed an interesting friend.

That's why he doesn't want his friends to misunderstand his friends.

"...his candor, his innocence. You can't imagine it, Tony. We're all too used to seeing things as complicated. We're all too used to questioning—but really, Superman's relationship is a straight line. It is brave and indomitable. I have only known him for three months, but I can tell where his hometown is, and I can even know the names of his parents if I want to... ...I would say his trust scares me, it's not him who doesn't trust me, it's me."

It's me who doesn't trust me.

This made Tony choke.He understood Banner's subtext, and he knew what Banner was implying-Superman would first invite him to "experience" those Kryptonian technologies, and even as long as he wanted, he could make the government secretly covet He's got what he's been working on for four years—that's how Superman really trusts him.Superman is indeed so sure he's a good guy...but what about Tony?Tony himself didn't think so.

Tony is the same as Banner.He couldn't believe that he was already so trustworthy.That's why he felt that Big Blue had something to ask for...

"It's really not surprising, Tony. It's not that I'm trying to belittle myself, or that I'm trying to elevate Carl...but you have to admit. The alien friend we are facing, he is indeed known from birth. He He awakened his ability at the age of six. When his peers were still reciting multiplication formulas, he could already understand the mathematics class in Cambridge. Superman, this title is really unusually romantic. It makes us often feel that Carl He's just 'higher than human, stronger than human'. He forgets that he's not human at all..."

Banner spoke the cruel truth with difficulty.Then he changed the subject,

"But what I want to talk to you about today is not how inhuman he is, Tony. I am also an extreme pessimist... My 'extreme failure' has indeed successfully transformed me. I have become backward-looking , more used to going backwards than forwards. But you know what... look at him, just look at him."

Banner's voice became pained.At this moment, the pores of Tony's whole body opened...his hairs stood on end, fortunately he was wearing another suit of armor...but he really hasn't seen Hulk yet.Also do not want to see.

But Bruce Banner took a few deep breaths.In the end it calmed down.The doctor's expression became a bit vicissitudes, and there was some indescribable sadness.

"I just watched him take care of this mortal world that was so fragile to him. I watched this 22-year-old young man stumble and face the heinous criminals alone... I know he often can't sleep at night. I know he's bruised. Even though he doesn't need sleep, even though he's invulnerable—yet he, this is a very different creature from us. He's still as fragile as a mortal. He's really just a... child."

Then Banner let out a long sigh.

"And this kid. He asked me for help—"

He stuttered.Tony was almost fascinated.For this reason, he also froze for a moment.Mr. Stark reacted randomly.This self-proclaimed 'mortal' hero couldn't help showing a look of surprise.

"...he is the one who wants you to leave his fortress"

Then Iron Man stopped too.What did he realize.He's more than aware: it was Superman who 'expelled' the Hulk himself.It was the young alien imp who asked the Hulk to be his bottom line.

He realized it too.Tony Stark is also aware of the 'other purpose' that may exist behind this invitation.He also finally figured out why Kal-El keeps making all these super best friends...

"...Wow." So Iron Man sighed this time. "...Looks like it's not just Earth that has pessimists, does it?"

He realizes this could be a test.This may be a trial.He realized that if Superman really believed in him as Banner said... Then Kal-El might offer him the technology of the Kryptonian home planet this time-maybe Superman would hope that he could develop a technology that could suppress The weapons of the gods living in this world.

Then the room fell silent.Neither hero then attempts to discuss the young pessimist.In the end Tony made a choice in silence.Iron Man puts on his Mark VIII... and takes to the sky.

"Bye, doctor." "...Say hello to him for me."

OKhe will.

The author has something to say: I thought about it, although I really didn't save the manuscript.But still two in one.Happy Children's Day, big babies!

These chapters are basically copies of Midtown.Now it's time to finally return to the main line.In fact, this chapter should be able to see the difference between my DC series and the Marvel series...

The dc department has been changed by demons because of their age, so everyone basically still has some shadows of young people.But everyone in Marvel has to consider more realistic things-and because Clark knows more about his friends in the DC department, he treats them more unscrupulously.So his attitude towards Nini has always been 'handle with care'.This makes them actually quite unfamiliar when they are heroes

The next few chapters are used to change this situation - they are going to fight elite monsters together!Let's have a deep chat!Hey hey hey!Moreover, the promotion of the main line makes Clark see the goddess soon, and he is about to save Uncle Martian~

Then tell me qaq more so much, do you love me or not!I'm really going bald so badly!