Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

Batman has done his job.So Bruce Wayne is leaving early.In the hallway outside the smoking room, Kent passed him with what might have been the only cup of hot cocoa in the party.

"Watch Stark."

The little reporter continued to rush forward as if he had never heard of it.Clark held back his subconscious frown—his partner's order caught him by surprise.

Superman was bewildered.Why did Bruce still feel the need to 'watch' Mr. Stark?The conversation he heard today was perfect—Bruce's soft tone seduced the already slightly drunk Iron Man, it was a hypnotic method, it was very 'Batman'.What's more, Stark's reply has always been so sincere.Sincerity is not like the rumored Stark.

But even so... b still not satisfied?

Luckily Batman didn't intend to keep him wondering for long.Bruce Wayne has already opened his car door, he didn't take the driver with him today.Clark also returned to the lobby.Superman's sidekick, who wouldn't admit it, made good use of his good ear again, and Batman said:

"He's not in the right mood. Use your eyes to see if he's threatened by something."

Bruce Wayne started the car.Clark frowned slightly.He 'looked' towards the preparation room, and 'saw' Tony Stark wearing the steel suit.Clark was slightly taken aback... He didn't know from any reports that a reactor was embedded in Tony Stark's chest.Superman narrowed his eyes, taking a closer look at the device.

... Mr. Stark has countless tiny shrapnel in his veins.They were attracted by the reactor, as far away from his heart as possible... and Tony Stark's blood cells seemed to be diseased... What is this?Toxin?

Superman froze in place.Until Louis patted him, indicating that it was time for the 'Iron Man' to appear... Clark tried hard to put away his astonished expression.He worked hard, and worked hard, and finally made himself look like an excited little reporter instead of a dumbfounded superhero.

Superman's id was still dumbfounded.Then a feeling of admiration also arises spontaneously—in his dreams, B also often goes into battle with injuries.And Mr. Stark's awareness is so high...Superman was so shocked that he wanted to rush into the lounge directly, and said to Iron Man, 'You need to receive treatment! '

...b, you got it wrong this time.Probably no one threatened Mr. Stark.The person who threatened him was himself.

Clark and Louis returned to their positions together.The highlight of the so-called celebration party is finally coming.All the reporters are gearing up, even if their team can't ask a question, at least they have to take a good photo.Countless people are adjusting the microphones and twisting the camera.

There was a sound of electricity, and the chandelier flickered.

Even Superman, in a state of shock, failed to notice this unusual 'little thing'

………………

"Ladies and gentlemen—it is often said that geniuses change the age—"

The crowd rioted.Even the most reserved people were whispering.Many men even stood up and screamed.Tony didn't close his visor, he looked at the people in front of him.He watched people go crazy for him.

Iron Man spread his arms out, seemingly embracing the entire crowd.

"And allow me to be so arrogant!! I think it's true to say-"

The commotion of the crowd became more uncontrollable.The voice of questioning almost formed a kind of wave.Perhaps no one would have guessed that they only invited twelve newspapers... Someone was shouting "Will you sell the armor? Will you sell it to the country?" Someone was shouting "I heard that this uses new energy! Is that so, Mr. Stark!" Another girl was sharp and excited, "Did you know that Iron Man was shortlisted for Time Magazine's Person of the Year! Mr. Stark!!"

oh?This is the first time I heard of it.

Tony chuckled and wanted to pick up the conversation, he was actually a little interested in this.How do you take hard photos?To wear a visor or not to wear it?Just as he was about to ask, he heard a loud and ear-piercing electrical sound: "Crackling——"

Lights went out.

Tony frowned sharply.The crowd also screamed.This is impossible, this is his company's clubhouse, a low-level mistake like overloading the charge...

"Whoa - how enviable - Mister S.T.K.?"

People screamed louder.Electric currents visible to the naked eye are hovering in the air.The female voice was also crackling... Tony was stunned, but he quickly reacted: "Jarvis."

Iron Man's visor was closed.Tony Stark's AI butler was running smoothly and calmly, decomposing the pure energy flow in front of Iron Man.The positioning has been changed three or four times, and each time only barely captures a human figure——

"Mutants...?" Pepper Potts covered his heart, staring at the flickering electric current in shock.After the female voice said that, she laughed viciously. This shocking scene caused many faithful guests to lose their composure, and some even knelt down to pray.But what is more clever is to run in the direction of the gate in the dark based on memory.

"No! Stay away from the gate! The gate here is conductive!" Another clear girl rang.This extremely calm analysis made Tony turn his head...it was Louis Lane from the Daily Planet.

She is still so different, Miss General Ryan's family.

"Ah-ha! What did I hear? Is it you? Dear?" After someone fell to the ground and convulsed by the door switch regardless of dissuasion, the evil female voice screamed disgustingly again. "Is that you? Louise? You really go wherever there's news, don't you? Let me meet you—have you got a few more wrinkles?"

Clark pursed his lips tightly and wrapped Louis in his arms.The female reporter gripped his wrist tightly.But still gently pushed him away.

In the fingerless hall, Superman squinted slightly in anger.Clark had to fight back the sudden, violent dislike of... live wires.That stupid happy crime.

The female reporter bravely came to him, smiling at the female criminal who had just escaped from prison.

"You really have the courage to reappear, live wire. Jealousy is a terrible thing. Do you like Toutiao so much? You like it so much that you forget the lesson? It seems that Superman didn't hurt you enough, and he didn't make you ugly enough. "Big" Clark violently pulled Louis back into his arms, holding the woman as bait to avoid the angry blow of the live wire.At the same time that the woman appeared and shot, Iron Man also seized the opportunity, and hit her hard with an energy cannon.

The live wire screamed and turned into small electric currents again.The crowd is completely out of control.Clark tore off his suit jacket and put it on Louis' face.He forcefully rushed towards the door with the woman half in his arms.

"She's afraid of water! Mr. Stark!" Clark yelled.Superman kicked open the electric iron door.He ran out with Louis in his arms. "Come here! The door here is open!"

The live wire roared and screamed angrily "You're all going to ruin my business - you're all going to die! Reporters - don't go!"

Then a blow from the energy cannon hit her again.The mad woman looked at the iron man—Tony Stark's calm voice came from the machine.

"Oh, Miss Leslie Willis, right? My God, do you know how ugly you are in the camera? You look [-] pounds fatter than the photo... oh sorry, my ai housekeeper It's playing a video from the day you were struck by lightning."

As he spoke, a small projector popped out of the iron man's right shoulder, and the picture of the day Leslie turned into a live wire was clearly reflected on the wall.The heavy rain, the lightning, and the terrified girl who was hit...

The woman who turned into an electric current was stunned—is this guy really worthy of his reputation? !He's fucking worse than Superman—

"Bitch - let me teach you what - gentlemanly demeanor -" Angry, the electric current he formed became bigger and faster... Tony moved his throat behind the mask.He asked dryly:

"...Jarvis, do you think our isolation system can prevent this attack?"

"Sir, the probability of success is less than 27%, so I just suggested you not to provoke like this."

Tony Stark's complaints about the second half of his ai butler's complaints were unheard of.He shrugged.

Well, the big deal is death.Otherwise, do you still want to watch this crazy woman bake Louis Lane?Letting a woman be a bait is better than letting him go to hell immediately.

——Besides, didn't someone say it?This lunatic is afraid of water.

"Jarvis—ready—"

...Even if he was the shortest-lived superhero, he wouldn't die here.No kidding, Iron Man got electrocuted?Who came up with this cold joke?