Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

9.

The clever but inexperienced Jonathan Stark never imagined that the relationship between his two fathers was completely 'exposed' because of him.

After this beautiful, Superman lookalike kid leaped out from behind Wolverine and punched the reporter in anger... the suffocating silence and frantically flickering shutter were not for the record This 'young mutant beating up a little reporter' scandal - after all, most of the reporters who came were arranged by Mr. Stark and the Kent reporter - it was not this little accident that made them crazy, but the child's this face.

This...loved by countless people, admired by countless people, hated by countless people, hated by countless people...Superman's face!

Xiao Qiao, who had just entered the world of ordinary people, still underestimated the influence of his father.If he had been more perceptive, he might have figured it all out when Professor X arranged for him to follow Logan... Yes.His father-of-two finally felt 'the time had come'.These two guys are finally going to give the good and bad guys of this world a common big surprise (scare).

——Even though the two fathers didn't expect their sons to be in the limelight in this way, they directly destroyed the "Excellent Student Award Ceremony" prepared by Professor X.But who cares, anyway, their Xiao Qiao won't be short of this award.

……… Then let’s pull the timeline back to the present………

"...how do I look?"

Clark adjusted his collar nervously.The Son of Krypton silently counted his obviously accelerated heartbeat, trying hard to calm himself down.

Unfortunately this didn't help.The anxiety on his face was so strong that people would mistakenly think that the earth was about to explode—especially considering that he was still 'Superman' at this time, not the ordinary and amiable Clark Kent.

"..." Bruce Wayne, with his arms folded across his chest, thought about it, and swallowed the useless 'calm down'.

This handsome Gotham bachelor has participated in many weddings and has been the best man many times-but he also has to admit that this wedding is indeed very special and important.Even he has a lot of mood swings that have nothing to do with calmness... So wanting Clark, who is the person involved, to "calm down" is simply a dream.

"If you are asking about your current state, then don't mind my viciousness: you are too nervous, so nervous that you are...very similar to the previous you."

Bruce only hinted at it, considering the downstairs floors were packed with heroes and dignitaries.But then he immediately calmed down:

"But if you're asking about this gown. I'd say you and Tony have really good eyesight. You look very handsome, so be confident, Carl. You'll undoubtedly be the envy of every groom for the next 100 years object."

Clark laughed at his partner's rare reassurance.But this smile is still very young and very 'Clark Kent'.He hadn't given such a boyish smile since becoming a father.

Batman's words did make him relax a lot, and after taking a deep breath, he even joked bravely:

"Does this group of grooms who are destined to be 'jealous' of me include you, B?"

As soon as Clark finished speaking, he peeked at Bruce through the mirror with some guilt.He thinks he's talking too much - but he's having a hard time suppressing his curiosity.Especially when Bruce and Diana's cooperation became more and more tacit, and the eyes they looked at each other became more and more ambiguous...how could he not think too much?

"........."

Bruce wanted to ask, 'does he look like someone who would marry someone? ', but after thinking about it, I still didn't really say it.

After all, a few years ago, he would not have believed that Clark would have the courage to marry anyone and make a commitment to anyone... But now a miracle is in front of him.As someone who knew better than anyone how much pressure and psychological problems Superman had faced, he didn't dare to speak too harshly in front of Clark.

——He witnessed the collapse and loss of control of Superman with his own eyes, and uncovered the other's scars with his own hands.Both of them are 'monsters' who have a hard time trusting anyone... but Clark Kent, Kal-El, the son of Krypton, gradually regains this precious relationship and becomes able to love and trust again' Humanity'.This really had a big impact on Bruce...

Especially the other party didn't even care that Louis Lane might see through that he was Clark Kent, and still insisted on holding this 'world wedding' with Tony Stark as Superman... This really made Batman sigh Clark's growth , with superhuman strength.

Love...is a burden.It's about wanting the best for the other person.

Bruce fell into a brief silence.Even Clark didn't expect that his casual teasing made Mr. Wayne think so, so much... But his silence didn't let the air fall into an awkward silence.He's not alone in Superman's best man group, after all.

A certain red lightning suddenly opened the door, and a smiling Barry Allen stood in front of Bruce in an instant.

The blond hero who came from afar stared at Batman with those blue eyes inexplicably.Then he booed Superman in a white Kryptonian-like suit.

"You look a bit like a bishop—but more tech-savvy and handsome than any bishop. That's a little too much, big blue, and you're even more handsome than usual!!"

Barry Allen spoke fast.These compliments, tinged with a little lemon, made Clark laugh again.The Flash is unquestionably a master at jazzing things up, and Bruce often has to work hard to stay serious in front of him.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't like Barry.Bruce adores Barry, the guardian of Central City, who might be the perfect hero for a wedding.The atmosphere in the room immediately became more relaxed, and Bruce, who was stared at by The Flash implicitly showing off, even took the initiative to ask:

"Anything good happened? Flash-"

Almost before Batman finished speaking, the corner of Flash's mouth hooked up completely.How could he be unhappy?It's an unbelievably good day - although he fell out of his chair in shock when he found out that Clark and Tony were together - but his best friend is getting married today!Still two together!pair! ——Just this one thing can make him smile all day, not to mention...

"M...a lady asked for my autograph!" Flash laughed again before he finished speaking.He took one more look at Batman, after all, he had looked specifically to make sure Martha Kent's name wasn't on that huge signboard. "I'll just sign under the captain! And-"

But this time he was the one who was finally cut off.A irascible male voice with an undertone of laughter appears along with a waving green 'hammer':

"I really want to smash your brains out, Flash, who is going to be faster than you?"

"...And you actually ran away!"

Meanwhile, another room.

"Don't force me, Little Joe." Tony Stark nestled leisurely on the sofa, not at all afraid that his white suit would be wrinkled—and he didn't need to worry at all.After all, this is nanotechnology.

The relaxedness of Iron Man is in stark contrast to the nervousness of Superman.

It's a pity that this seemingly old pure white building actually uses lead coating.This prevented Jonathan Stark from seeing the restless and unsure side of his god-like father.Successfully maintained Clark Kent's dignity as a 'strict father'.

And the atmosphere in this 'dressing room' where the Avengers are... is quirky and relaxed.

"puff."

As soon as Tony Stark finished speaking, before Jonathan could reply...Hawkeye burst out laughing.Clint shrugged his shoulders, and cast a 'blessing' look at the small Superman who was standing slightly pouting.He's also an old hand at jazzing things up, which is why Clint has no intention of embarrassing the kid on this day.

But unfortunately, Mr. Stark, who was in a good mood, didn't intend to give him a chance to appease little Jonathan.The brown-eyed man just looked up happily, and defeated the shy and tangled little Qiao with an invincible smile——

"...But being a flower girl is really stupid."

The little Kryptonian half-blood gritted his teeth so cutely that even Bruce Banner, who was straddling a chair beside him, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.But because of this little Stark's higher self-esteem than ordinary people, several adults held back their laughter.

However, this does not prevent some people from dissenting from his point of view.The door was pushed open with a 'shua', and several dashing figures appeared in front of the door.Today’s Wonder Woman, Black Widow, and Scarlet Witch are all extraordinarily radiant, too beautiful to look at directly—fortunately, there is no bride in today’s wedding, so no one will be snatched away by these heroines limelight.

"You are biased by stereotypes, kid"

The red-haired hero who was once a cold female spy showed a childish smile. She strode towards the little Stark and squeezed his face mercilessly.

"How can a flower girl be stupid? This is an extremely important position. Do you think that on this extremely important day...is there anyone else who can take on such an important task besides you?"

Natasha's encouragement instantly made Jonathan feel a sense of mission—although he also knew that it was the Black Widow who was 'stimulating' him—but Xiao Qiao also knew that he was destined to take on this silly task... After all, this is The wedding of his two fathers!

Seeing his son obediently, Tony raised his eyebrows at the three heroines pretendingly.Today, he looks extraordinarily relaxed and happy, and even regained the appearance of the unruly playboy he was a long time ago.But no one would accuse Iron Man of being frivolous today-after all, he is getting married.

This is a very happy day, a relationship worthy of being blessed by anyone, any non-human.Even the Celestials sent envoys, and Thor and his younger brother came to congratulate on behalf of Odin.Not to mention other insignificant political figures from various countries, what surprised Tony the most this time was that Clark's adopted brother appeared with the black panther T'Challa...

Although it is a little regrettable that the wedding could not be more private.Even Clark's parents and sister can only participate in this "feast" as ordinary guests... After all, Tony dare not gamble with the safety of the Kent family whether some powerful criminals will find out their identities.So in the end the wedding became... invincible and grand.

And when little Jonathan was dragged out to dress up by several heroines, Bruce Banner, who held back for a while, finally couldn't help but speak.He first glanced at Tony with a complicated expression.Over the past few years, he really admired Tony and Clark's 'efficiency' more and more. Originally, Banner was still struggling with how they should disclose their relationship with many friends... Who knew that these two people suddenly brought their children back!

——He still can't forget the expressions of the captain and Thor at that time!Poor Barry even fell off the stool...

"...Have you thought about how to explain Bruce's inability to attend your wedding?" The Hulk host, also named Bruce, asked solemnly. "I just saw John and Professor X walking towards the backyard together. It seems that this time John will not be transformed into the top?"

... I don't know if Dr. Banner asked on purpose.This question instantly made the cheerful Tony wrinkle his face.Hawkeye couldn't help laughing out loud at his strange expression—this is an old stalk, and it's an 'identity joke' that only a few of their heroes understand.

We all know Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are good friends.The political stances of these two rich men are strangely consistent, and they are both well-known 'conscience entrepreneurs'...

But the problem is that the relationship between Iron Man and Batman is also known to be 'not good' among heroes.These two bickering heroes can often have different opinions on the same thing, to the extent that Nick Fury fears that one day they will quietly kill each other in Superman's absence...

——But the problem is: Bruce Wayne is Batman.

...when Clark Kent finally spilled the beans about it...the Fortress of Solitude where poor Superman was forced to sleep for a week.

"...I haven't forgiven him yet."

Tony held back for a long time, and wanted to say two harsh words-for example, he didn't want this insidious liar to be his best man, or he didn't want to see him again-but it was against his will.How can he be so childish when he has a son? ...So Iron Man could only give Banner a hard look (this is equivalent to staring at Hulk, he is really brave), and then rolled his eyes:

"Besides, it's easy to explain why Bruce Wayne didn't attend Tony Stark's wedding. But if Batman didn't attend Superman's wedding...are you kidding me, B.R.S., you want tomorrow's paper Another headline about the three of us getting into a love triangle and tomorrow the Justice League and the Avengers are going to war?"

After deliberately teasing the names of these two Bruce, Tony turned his attention to Hawkeye, who had been smiling since just now.But Clint will not obediently be settled by Iron Man.He jumped up quickly, and rushed towards the door while leaving a reason:

"I'm going to save our captain and soldier—has it been a while? I suspect that not only that one, but other fans are entangled with him... How can you let him steal your limelight today? Tony You must be the C position today~"

This inexplicable reason made Iron Man lean back in his chair helplessly.In fact, when he learned that old Jonathan Kent was a fan of Captain America, he was really a bit of a snack... But this is obviously not the focus of today, these guys...

Iron Man rubbed his fingers subconsciously.Banner noticed Tony's little movement, hesitated and stood up:

"...The time is almost up."

Tony rolled his eyes at Banner when he heard this.It's been a long time since he made such a 'vulgar' gesture - after all, little Jonathan's ability to learn really disturbed him - and then Mr. Stark snorted:

"Is it so ritualistic?"

But Banner just smiled at him again.No more nonsense.The Hulk host walked out silently.Finally, only Tony Stark was left in the room.

The time is indeed approaching.He and Clark, the 'newcomers', are finally going to go to the priest hand in hand.

Hawkeye and Banner may want to give Tony a little time to organize himself.But this action inexplicably made Iron Man, who had always been full of confidence, flustered.

—He wasn't a real Iron Man after all.

...And this is indeed an extremely important sacred day destined to be only once in a lifetime.Although neither he nor Clark cared much about the formality of the wedding...but it wasn't until this day that Tony finally felt the responsibility behind this 'form'.

His mood at this moment is no less than the day when he put on the battle armor and was determined to change - obviously it doesn't have to be like this, obviously the two of them have already shouldered each other... But it seems that there is still something different after all... ...but what exactly? ...

Tony thought in silence, and checked his pure white suit instinctively—he seemed to see Clark wearing the Kryptonian dress last night again, which made him feel a little relaxed—

—then there was a knock at the door.

Tony was taken aback for a moment, a little suspicious that it might be Eric and Celia.The Clark siblings were always uneasy about their Superman brother... which made Tony feel warm and funny.He really liked the Kents.Even Eric, who occasionally quarreled with him, Tony didn't find it annoying.

So Iron Man stood up straighter again, and opened the door with a commercial smile... Then he froze.

Standing outside the door was a slightly reserved Clark with a shy smile.

10.

"...can't even wait this long, can you, boy?"

"I don't see how it's any different. . . Hey, I sound a little like you."

"...Shouldn't we go over there separately in a while? Why, you want to be in the headlines, right?"

"I want to see you."

"…………"

"I don't feel at ease when I'm alone, I'm always afraid that something might go wrong... I'm so happy, Tony, so happy that I can't help but wonder if it's true..."

"Ha, don't worry boy. I can tell you responsibly - you can't dream of being this beautiful. And you look so good, there won't be any-"

"chirp"

"...Thank goodness you didn't wear lipstick. It would have been a lot of fun."

"..."

"Tsk, you're always like this - you pretend to be good when you do something bad, and you blush even when your son is so old... What's so good about blushing, Big Blue? Chirp"

This kiss did not land on the corner of the lover's lips like Superman did, but actually kissed the other's lips.This is not the first time the two have kissed, but it is even sweeter than the first time.

At the same time, the admiralty bell in this antique building funded by Bruce Wayne and located in a small island very close to the Amazon also rang as promised.A reminder to everyone...the much-anticipated couple is about to enter.

"........."

"...you're right, Tony."

"Dreams don't have such sweet dreams."

"I love you."

"...Oh. Isn't this a well-known thing?"

"Though it's kind of boring to reiterate what is known."

"But I love you too, Clark."

10 + 1.

years later.

A young man with short black hair and blue eyes was walking silently on the streets of Gotham wearing a hood.He was dressed very casually, and even wore an old-fashioned black short sleeve with a red Superman logo under his coat.

But he is still very handsome in this picture.This is a young man with sharp eyes and full of vitality.He walked in the night of Gotham, looking at this city that trapped many evils and many heroes.

He's looking for a friend...but Gotham is Gotham.Even now that the crime rate has dropped significantly and national welfare is getting better and better... there are still people who want to commit crimes with guns.

The young man could hear the criminal's heavy breathing, and even smell the sour smell of the other party's sweat and body odor... This made him frown unhappily, and his sharp blue eyes followed the criminal closely. The man walking towards the alley.

The opponent's target was a family of three who had just walked out of the movie theater.This displeased him again—he was a much harsher, more 'fierce' young man than either father.He followed up silently, and before the other party took out the pistol, he sneered and jumped up.

"Looking for death! You crazy boy—do you think you are Superman!!"

The assailant's scream made the young man laugh out loud.The hood fell silently with his movements, revealing his face, which was far younger and sharper than that of the Son of Krypton.

"Of course I'm not Superman."

Jonathan Stark smiled sarcastically.

"I'm not as good-tempered as he is."

——And, I will do better than him.

The young man smashed the criminal gun, and silently made an oath in his heart.