Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

After 3 minutes, this group photo was put on Iron Man's INS, and after 5 minutes, it became the profile picture of more than 4 people... This made Tony Stark inexplicably feel uncomfortable, but in the end he just After rubbing my phone a few times, I was not willing to delete this post.

No way, who made it so rare for the child in the photo to be photographed so naturally... The Kryptonian in his family seems to be suffering from camera phobia.Whenever this handsome face faces the camera, Clark Kent Jr. looks mature and steady as if he was ten years older.

Tony knew that this was Clark deliberately changing his temperament in order to maintain the image of Superman.Just like even though he is no longer a night player, he will still try to maintain his slutty persona - the same is the best and reassuring - even though he knows the truth about it, he still doesn't like it Clark deliberately put on a straight face.

So he likes this photo very much.

Don't mind sharing it with the world either.

In the photo, Karl El's eyes widened in surprise. This is different from the terrifying coercion that Superman brings to people when he is frightened and angry. This is a kind of surprise in a completely relaxed state.The pair of blue eyes of the strongest man in the world are extremely beautiful and wide open, that handsome face that rarely even smiles slightly tilts his head in shock, as if he wants to look in the direction of Tony Stark.

This Kryptonian with super dynamic vision did not escape this 'sneak attack'.This makes his body language look a little aggrieved, which is very funny.The superman in this photo completely breaks away from the stereotypes of him, he doesn't look like a god at all, and he doesn't look like any politician... At this moment, he is just a friend who sneaked in and took an 'ugly photo' Young man, he was stunned and bewildered, but he was kind enough to make people laugh.

This photo is too 'supernormal' and too surprising.It is undeniably unique and unique.It's a pity that no one can get its copyright from Stark.And the poor, handsome Tony Stark is clearly in the photo, and even the owner of INS... But it still failed to arouse any discussion.After all, it is really an 'extraordinary' photo.

...But let's ignore the subsequent reaction caused by this group photo, and even let go of Lex Luthor who dropped his pen after seeing this group photo.Let's just say that the reaction of the person who was secretly photographed was good.

Clark Kent's first instinct was to pinch Tony Stark - but he immediately realized that this was a nearly uncovered nightclub private room, and if he did that they would be able to reveal it directly tomorrow - so Superman quickly stopped Tony took his hand and turned his face to match his boyfriend... But before he could put on that superman smile, Tony pulled his hand back, indicating that he was done.

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... The filming is over.

This made Clark even more aggrieved.He froze in place in a daze, and for a moment he didn't even know what he was here for... He turned his head to look at his ruthless boyfriend, Tony Stark had already sat back on the single sofa in a serious manner. I'm posting on INS.

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Clark wanted to run up and ruffle Tony's hair, regardless of Tony's face - as Tony always did - but he finally resisted... because Mr. Stark couldn't resist either.

Iron Man, who had just pressed the send button, burst out laughing.It is true that he has not laughed so disregarding his image and so loudly for a long time.

Well, after all, not everyone can bully Superman.

It's hard to say whether his laugh completely pissed off Superman, or brought Clark back to his senses.This is usually considered to be pro-government faction and anti-government faction leaders actually 'fighting' in front of the camera.

Superman couldn't bear to hold back his laughter, he grabbed the sofa under Iron Man's buttocks and turned around.This startled Tony, but it was more of an instinctive excitement.For this reason, he also teased Clark in a low voice, the 'angry' Superman almost wanted to perform a kidnapping on the spot for the paparazzi.

Fortunately, Clark calmed down in the end, remembering his original purpose - he originally wanted to find Tony to pour out his bitterness and seek comfort... But the final development was so confusing, which made Superman feel a little bit confused.

...It seems that there are many problems that have troubled him for a long time, but once they are put in front of Tony, they are no longer problems.

Clark, who finally realized this, was helpless and happy.He silently sat down on the sofa facing Tony.Iron Man looked at his slightly reserved movements, and suddenly wanted to laugh again.

In fact, Mr. Stark also noticed the depression of Little Kent.After all, no matter how hard Clark wants to maintain his character design, it is impossible for him not to talk to him for such a long time... Tony Stark in the past never thought that he would have the skill of observing words and emotions, but after getting to know Clark, he still It's getting more and more considerate.

"What should I do? Do you want to go back?" He seemed careless and asked Clark. "Is there anything convenient to say?"

Tony's bluntness made Clark tangled up.He took a peek at the crowd outside—in fact, he really didn't like being surrounded by crowds, but he was very worried that he would delay Tony's entertainment——Clark thought for a while, and shook his head bravely.

Iron Man wanted to laugh even more because of his funny appearance.But I also guessed that it wouldn't be a big rush... Tony shook his head, opened the tablet beside him and ordered a cocktail for Superman.

The waiter on the opposite side stammered a little excitedly. Tony looked at the more uncomfortable Clark with a mocking look, and couldn't hold back and continued to tease him:

"Okay, let's talk here then. But if you're still worried about lip readers, try communicating with me in Kryptonian."

Iron Man smiled and raised his head.

"But whether I understand it or not, I'll pretend I understand it—it's time to test your lie detector skills, Superman."

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...Clark almost wanted to cover his face.He felt as if his ears were going to explode... Tony learned Kryptonian of course—it was their special interest for a while—but in the end he could only sigh, sigh, sigh, and Really speak the 'mother tongue'.

"Some troubles."

Clark paused.He thought he was ready to tell the whole story...but the ghostly past that had troubled him for a long time still made him speechless.

It's not that he's shy about telling Tony about his last failed relationship—he's already said it, after all—it's just that he's suddenly hesitant to share his troubles with his lover.

After all, this is not a good thing that will make the two of them smile knowingly.It's downright bad...the old stuff that's bound to piss off Tony Stark and make his protective lover rage.At this moment, Superman suddenly felt unbearable.He didn't want Tony to be angry or sad because of him, he didn't want to...

Fortunately, there are some things that Clark can't just think about if he doesn't want to.

"Too annoying to tell me? Seriously? Carl baby, you better not test my imagination, I'm already remembering the last nuke code I saw."

Tony Stark raised his eyebrows dangerously.At this moment, Iron Man is not wearing a battle suit, but he looks extremely dangerous.And his gloomy Kryptonian language made Clark's throat twitch, and he was caught off guard by the charm of the other party.

So 'Baby Carl' stuttered and frankly lenient, and confessed everything.He tried his best to convey his indifference to the past, but he still shrunk in the face of his lover who was getting darker and darker.If they hadn't flipped the switch and closed the curtains as soon as they started talking about Tony, the reporters outside would have gone completely crazy over this scene of upside-down strength and weakness.

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"........."

"...Damn it, don't you have any dirtier curse words in Krypton?"

This time Clark burst out laughing, and Tony blushed.Finally, the son of Krypton, who had no one around, floated to Iron Man's side. He rubbed Tony Stark's neck affectionately, and shook his head helplessly.

"It's a pity, it doesn't seem to be true. Even Zod and the others didn't swear at me." At this time, Superman finally became a little childish.He was giggling, like a little villain who had thrown out his emotional baggage. "Come on, Tony, I don't really want you to be mad at me..."

"I'm glad we finally found him."

"...I can finally stop worrying about this matter, you understand. I don't want to dwell on this matter anymore."

Little Kent's tolerant and magnanimous appearance made Iron Man snort.He almost wanted to go to the watchtower to visit his old acquaintance right away—they had worked together, damn it—but Tony also knew why Batman didn't contact him, after all, the only one who really mattered was Clark.

His Clark.

"...You are always like this. Don't you realize that it's usually not you who pesters you, but other ghosts who pester you?"

Iron Man speaks the truth directly.Then he made eye contact with Superman... Well, in fact, whether other guys get entangled or not is really out of Clark's control... But

But before he could figure out what the 'but' he wanted to say, a voice that didn't belong to him and Clark cut into their conversation.

"Uh, sorry to bother you, but I really didn't mean to eavesdrop..."

The voice speaking Kryptonian rang clearly from behind the curtains they had closed.Clark recognized who it was the first time, and quickly opened the curtain with a wave of his hand.

A slender, dark green figure stopped awkwardly outside the window, while the surrounding crowd continued to revel as if they couldn't see him.

"Hi……"

"...Wow, don't you want to live?"

"Loki?"

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