Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

"I...Let me tell you, the fish you raise...isn't yours?...Hi? Never mind...He prefers to eat the previous feed...Really."

Arthur Curry slumped against the bar.This Atlantean half-breed was completely drunk.It is said that it is almost impossible to get completely drunk with his physique, but Arthur, who has lost his father, will go to the nearest bar as soon as he opens his eyes these days... This not only took all of his The deposit also succeeded in making him drunk and out of his mind.

But Arthur today is not as depressed as he was a few days ago.Because this time he not only met someone who was willing to buy him a drink, but he also met a formidable opponent! ...Although the future king has no memory of how he got here, the buddy he drank with is really a tough guy!belch!

And this tough guy opponent from Asgard is no better than him at this time.The son of the king of gods hid his head in his arms, and kept shaking his head while muttering "I don't understand him, I don't understand him... how good it used to be, I...".But after chanting for a while, he picked up the bottle and smiled to toast Arthur.

The two of them are just too good to drink.At the end of the drink, even Iron Man, who refused to admit defeat, was defeated, lying behind Superman and pretending that he did not exist.Captain America, who has four times the size of an adult, refused to accompany him any longer, and only smiled and watched the three real "superhumans".The only one who can continue to 'cheers' to them is Clark.For the purpose of 'understanding Arthur in this world', he had absolutely no intention of persuading him to stop.So the scene of cheers and cheers couldn't stop.

... When Gotham's Batman finally arrived late, what he saw was this unimaginable room of heroes: Hawkeye and Flash leaning on Quicksilver; John and Dr Banner.What is even more surprising is that none of them were still drinking, but Celia, the Black Widow, and the Scarlet Witch who simply disappeared from the store...

God knows where these three women have gone, and God knows what the fate of the earth will be if Darkseid strikes at this moment.

Bruce Wayne narrowed his eyes slightly.He was only three hours late...well maybe three hours was enough time for this group of normally stressed heroes to let themselves go.but……

Before Bruce could vent his complaints in his heart, Steve Rogers, whose cheeks were flushed, spotted him.Captain America's blond hair, which is always neat and tidy, was raised to one side, making him look much younger.The captain turned his head and raised a warm and sweet smile at Batman:

"Bat." Cap laughed like Bruce just saved the world. "You're here."

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... Batman's sharp eyes pierced towards Superman.The Kryptonian, who was not affected by alcohol at all, gave him a harmless smile, which made Bruce even more helpless.Fortunately, he is almost used to this helplessness.Gotham Knight hesitated for a moment, but walked towards Captain America because of the unfamiliar face among them.

Bruce sat down next to Steve.In the past, it was also difficult for him to imagine that he would get along with Captain America.This is completely different from what Clark Kent expected. At the beginning, Superman really thought that his partner and lover would be friendly and tacitly help him, a fool-but in fact, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are bosom friends, and Iron Man and Batman don't get along at all.

——Iron Man still can't understand Superman's unreasonable trust in Batman.

This was exactly what Bruce wanted.

In this way, Superman's most important lover and partner became enemies with a delicate relationship.Clark protested countless times to Bruce that he didn't have to.He doesn't have to let himself be the villain to calm Tony's doubts about the many irrationality of "Superman"-but both men who know that the problem is actually from Superman still enjoy opposing each other.

It was only later that Clark realized.Maybe Bruce and Tony... would love to see him struggle with their relationship.

...Although Superman has realized this, it is still difficult for him not to make his handsome face bitter when the two have a 'dispute'.But because of this, Clark is now relieved.For the first time today, I thanked Thor for his enthusiastic persuasion.If Tony hadn't been drunk, I'm afraid the two would have performed a passionate cross talk with him as the content.

Fortunately, Bruce didn't know what Clark was thinking, and the Martian Manhunter, who was sitting far away, keenly sensed Superman's complicated mood of "doing something bad and being caught by the teacher"...John couldn't help laughing.Dr. Banner was startled when he laughed, but Hulk's host didn't like to get to the bottom of it, so he just poured a glass of sake for the Martian guest.

Two people who dare not get drunk got together.Even the content of their conversation is very serious, not like ordinary chatting at all.But Banner really doesn't think it's boring... How should I put it, although his and John's ways of thinking are very different from each other, the Martian is a straight-forward person who doesn't lie.That alone makes it hard for Banner not to like him.

The two also chatted very speculatively. John listened to Banner complaining about Tony's waywardness in a low voice, and envied Tony's freedom.And Banner also listened to John's puzzlement about the complicated heart unique to human beings.

Even these two very green and calm heroes were happily tipsy.But under the extremely relaxed atmosphere of the whole room, Batman, who was pitch black and hadn't touched a drop of alcohol, asked calmly:

"Who is he?"

Great question, to the point.This may be the day Arthur Curry gets asked that question the most in his life.

If he wasn't so drunk, he might still be able to force himself to tell the urban legend hero in front of him: "I'm a fucking Atlantean, can you believe it?"

...But unfortunately, the man who is about to become Sea King is very drunk at the moment.No matter how hard he tried to force himself, he just opened those blue eyes, and then continued without any malice:

"Who am I? ... Who am I? Hiccup? Where am I, ... what am I doing?"

After these three philosophical questions, the Gotham Knight had to tighten his eyebrows again.Bruce gave the Kryptonian who wasn't drunk another stern look.And Clark was also very guilty of being stared at by him.Bruce didn't misunderstand anything.He could see that the man who appeared at the hero gathering out of nowhere didn't mean to make such a cold joke.He's just mad at Clark for pumping the poor guy up too hard...

It's a good thing that Superman can't read minds, otherwise he couldn't help but defend himself—it was obviously Arthur and Jiu who did it first!

"He's Arthur, Arthur Curry. He told us he's an Atlantean half-breed. Came to New York looking for Wonder Woman."

Clark, who knew Batman's character, naturally couldn't let Arthur continue to stimulate Bruce.And in fact, he really didn't mean to get Arthur drunk-is it all Tol's fault?He was just drinking with him.

But their good drinking did play a role in gathering intelligence.The undrunk Superman and the captain who had four times the amount witnessed the drunken gaffes of these two extraordinary people.

At this time, Arthur Curry was not the King of the Seven Seas in his memory.Arthur had just lost his father two months ago, and Arthur, who had almost no memory of his mother, could hardly believe the existence of Atlantis.If he hadn't turned on the news one morning when he came home hungover and heard the interviewed Wonder Woman say that 'Atlantis does exist', he wouldn't have wanted to leave his hometown.His sole purpose in coming to New York was to tell Diana where Atlantis was.

...and what to do when you know?The half-breed hadn't figured it out yet.

What happened to young Arthur took Clark by surprise.Aquaman in his many 'dreams' is always strong and determined.Maybe sometimes there are some stubborn insistences, but they are all for the sake of their own people... But the bearded young man in front of him is sad and confused, like a traveler who can't see the way ahead.Having lost his parents, he really wanted to completely become a different monster.Arthur, who has always been afraid that 'Atlantis is just a lie, he is just a mutant who was abandoned by his mother', feels familiar to Clark-this is more like himself three years ago.

Superman's tone was full of exclamation, and there was encouragement on the face of this handsome man who looked like a god.Batman doesn't even need to confirm it. This kid must have believed in this Mr. Arthur and is going to take him to see Diana.

This gave Bruce a little headache.But his headaches were not over yet.

"Yes! Arthur, Arthur! Good man, good brother!"

Thor slammed the table hard.The strong physique of the Asgardian made the bar crumbling.These few strokes also woke up Tony Stark who was lying on his stomach.Iron Man let out a low voice, and arched his head on Superman's back.

"...Gee...I really don't understand..." But no one except Bruce, who was wide awake, noticed Superman's intimate behavior with Iron Man.Even Thor, who woke Tony up, just kept on talking nonsense. "I don't understand... what does that feel like? Alone?"

The drunken Thor's voice suddenly became low.There was a strong exclamation in his words.Thor's confusion made Captain America a little more sober.Steve patted Thor on the shoulder reassuringly.Although the captain doesn't know the reason for his friend's sudden sadness...but there is still wine anyway.

Steve has always been a trustworthy friend.The prince of Asgard let out a long sigh, and actually became depressed.Maybe he wasn't drunk enough to let go of his troubles like Arthur did.Thor, who has been bravely moving forward in front of everyone, showed his melancholy rarely at this moment. Thor lowered his head, and the memories of his childhood with Loki kept appearing in his sleepy mind, which was poured by the mortal wine.

They used to be the fetters that implicated each other; they used to be close friends; he thought they were blood relatives and would support each other for a lifetime.

... But in fact, his brother was as much a loner in a crowd as Karl and Arthur.They all live where they don't belong.Perhaps Loki would identify with these two more than his self-important, all-abundant self...they should be brothers forever.

But his younger brother eventually left his hometown.

This made Thor want to roar and cry.But the proudest warrior in Asgard doesn't allow himself to cry like a child who has lost his toy in front of his friends.If the great changes three years ago taught Thor anything, it must be 'responsibility'.

The son of the god king in the past thought he was brave, but he was just a 'child' who had never experienced real helplessness and pain.At this time, Thor already had the courage to swallow all the bitter pills alone—even if he couldn't understand each other, even if he was actually carrying a blood feud, he still believed that... Loki was still his younger brother.

And one day, he will take him home.

Thinking of this, Thor finally cheered up a little.He smartly 'pinched' opened a bottle of beer, drank tons of 'glasses' with himself.At this moment of his depression, Batman has basically grasped the current situation and the information on Arthur Curry.

Bruce Wayne was able to calmly listen to Superman telling him at first, "Although Flash didn't want to drink with young people like Pietro, he drank with them with the help of Hawkeye."But somehow Barry fell asleep before the fourth round.It made Pietro drink 'Hawkeye' guiltily, but then the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong.The identity of Arthur Curry is linked to the reason why Diana left in a hurry today.

So Batman stood up and turned on the closed-circuit television in the store after confirming the specific location of Arthur's hometown.

With some headaches, Tony grabbed Clark's cloak and turned over.Mr. Stark's hair is a little messy.It was the kind of messy 'handsome' who could have been put in the tabloids four or five years ago to write about him being suave again and having countless girls.Actually Tony wasn't used to getting drunk.He was instinctively afraid and fascinated by the state of drunkenness, which made him intentionally avoid getting drunk after becoming Iron Man...

But today is different.He'd indulged in drinking more today...because well, yeah, because Tony Stark found out he wasn't drunk in front of Clark yet.

This made Mr. Stark compete with himself inexplicably.For the past three years, he was always worried that he didn't trust this kid enough.After all, Clark trusted him amazingly—although he never admitted that he wanted to repay Clark, but today Stark was very honest and drunk himself.Even as he fell asleep Tony was thinking... this time he 'won'.

But was he the one who won, or Clark? ……never mind.It does not matter.

The important thing is that a gentle hand stroked his hair.Tony wanted to complain that he hadn't washed his hair, but immediately realized that this wasn't his bedroom...that belonged to him, with someone else's hands gently combing his hair.This intimate behavior that Tony was used to naturally did not cause any resistance to Iron Man who hated touching.

Sometimes he couldn't help but feel that Clark was like a puppy... This was not an insult to the incomparably powerful Superman, but... it was Clark's unbelievably intimate behavior.These natural loves... always make Tony can't believe that he is in love with intelligent creatures.

The tens of billionaire, whose face was reddish again, straightened up as the other party waited on him.He pretended to be impatient and opened those brown eyes that were always praised as 'extremely good-looking' by someone.Despite his mental preparations, Iron Man is electrified by Superman's gleaming smile.

Tony Stark tried his best to force himself not to smirk, but the tips of his ears were still red-female horses-he really regretted not sneaking away like Natasha and the others-this obviously It could be a very good very good, better and better night.

But before he could complain, he was taken aback by the louder TV.Tony realized again that he and Clark were not in the bedroom, but thankfully all eyes were on Batman in the dark.

"Repeat again, repeat again. Undersea creatures, the Atlanteans claimed responsibility for the attack. A large amount of marine debris floated to the surface with unreasonable high tides, attacking the beach and the edge of the city."

"And it is said that the Atlanteans are looking for a 26-year-old man named 'Arthur Curry'. This reminds us of the threat seven years ago. Arthur Curry Is Po just another Superman? Another inhuman left behind on Earth?"

"It is rumored that Wonder Woman has arrived on the scene. Princess Diana has mentioned this mysterious country in past interviews. Does she also know that these non-human beings are so unfriendly?"

"Next is the connection time. Hardy, have you seen Wonder Woman..."

With a "snap", the bottle of wine in Arthur's hand fell to the ground.He was extremely astonished, his eyes widened in fright at the news.The effects of the alcohol left Arthur's body quickly.Before he knew it, he had left the bar and walked towards the TV.

But a bat dart blocked his way.Batman narrowed his eyes dangerously as he walked towards Arthur, standing in line with the young man.Bruce looked at it like a panicked, half-surprised Atlantean hybrid.He opened his mouth, and there was a threat of 'you tell me the truth' in his hoarse voice:

"...So, they are indeed looking for you."

"Even at the expense of exposing our own existence...causing a war."

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If you are just a group of ordinary people, even a group of scientists.Arthur would never have become so at a loss; if Arthur had been a sophist, he would not have been so confused and embarrassed as he is now.

But life never has ifs.In search of Wonder Woman, the son of a lighthouse guard who came to New York accidentally missed the goddess.Arthur, who joined the Heroes Gathering by many coincidences, was forced to listen to the "feat" of his people... The alcohol poison in his body had not completely dissipated, which made the future Aquaman, who was not even a good speaker, completely speechless.

He looked really pitiful.But Arthur, who just confusedly said that he might be the 'Queen's Son', didn't retreat.He struggled and clenched his fists, and dryly replied "Yes" to Batman.

This made the atmosphere even more eerie.Captivated by the news, Captain America, Martian Manhunter and Dr. Banner exchanged subtle glances in silence.Worried about the safety of the attacked place, but also a little sympathetic to Arthur.

Among the few people, only Thor is still out of state and wandering in the sky.Thunder God didn't think it was a big deal at all—the clansman made a bad guy?That's a good time to go over and educate - but the most special thing is Tony who fell asleep after only hearing the beginning of Arthur's life.Iron Man raised his eyebrows, as if upset about something.He made a straightforward suggestion:

"Go and have a look, it happens that there are enough people."

"Clinton and the others will fall asleep first, let's go over and have a look - isn't that good? You can't let Diana work overtime alone just because she knows that place."

"And look, young man. You brought so many people back... Isn't it also homecoming?"

The author has something to say: "Homecoming" small theater

Arthur: Folks, I'm bringing you American specialties!Look, superheroes!

Aum: ……… Ni Zukai.

Although it's going to be more predestined, maybe we can pull the lights on later in this script?

There is a red envelope for this message!Is this chapter sweet enough?Is it enough!

Hug everyone, cute w, and say that if I can pass the exam in one year... I will write three extra episodes! !hold tight!