Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

If Tony Stark can remain calm at this moment, he must realize that Clark Kent is not confessing his love at all.This Kryptonian is downright rude and arrogant to the extreme.The premise of his every sentence is 'Tony Stark will not reject me'; he takes advantage of everything with peace of mind and confidence.There was no room for Iron Man to refuse at all.

If Tony Stark has even the slightest dissatisfaction or reluctance, then his next poisonous tongue can make Clark Kent doubt life.After all, the way the strongest person in the world "confesses" is to pull his sweetheart with the hand that can only break the steel bar, and use the speed advantage to forcefully kiss the other person.This behavior is simply bad, this behavior is comparable to a threat.

...But in fact, Iron Man is neither very calm nor dissatisfied.He is very much like a shooting victim or a regular guy who has won the lottery.Mr. Stark felt hot and cold, and his feet were shaking.It took him five or six seconds to finally come back to his senses. The long-lost reason made him clenched his fists and blushed.

——The little bastard.

If someone asked Tony Stark now: 'What is Superman made of? ', then Iron Man will definitely answer in seconds 'is innocent, cunning, and... sweet. '

Fortunately, there were no reporters around them at this time, otherwise this almost self-contradictory answer to the mystery would have successfully shocked everyone and brought people more fantasies about Superman.

But these wild thoughts didn't delay Tony from gnashing his teeth in embarrassment.But even so Iron Man has to admit.At this moment, even this annoyance carried a sweetness that he could not have imagined in the past.This feeling is really indescribable.

Knowing that the person he likes also likes him, and knowing that the most worried person has gotten out of the predicament... These two emotions are involved, which makes Iron Man laugh out with a 'hum'.

The brown-eyed earthling had finally regained his former aura, the only thing that might be missing was his abnormally flushed cheeks.The hero who was older than Superman didn't give the opponent a chance to continue attacking. He pulled the steel body in front of him forcefully, and leaned forward to kiss the opponent's lips.

This set of movements is carried out entirely by momentum.In fact, Tony rarely imagined himself kissing Clark—ever since he fell in love with this kid, he had always had a hard time imagining their intimate contact.

Mr. Stark is so childish of Clark Kent that these physical encounters become a bit 'unhealthy' and pornographic...

So until this moment, Iron Man realized how ridiculous and exaggerated his past concerns were.In fact, it was all very natural, very natural, so natural that Tony even regretted it a little...why didn't he do it earlier?

—he should have kissed Clark long ago.

Iron Man in the past couldn't imagine it at all, but Tony Stark at this time has already understood... this kiss can solve all problems.This kiss can change all worries.He should have kissed the boy long ago, he should have pushed their relationship...

Mr. Stark's family environment did not allow him to develop a sound and healthy outlook on relationships.This makes Iron Man almost ruthless in the face of people who don't care; but in front of people who really care, he starts to think "maybe we are not as close as I thought".

This made Tony miss a lot of sincerity, but fortunately this time he met the last persistent and confident person-he met Superman.

So the talented and lonely Mr. Stark finally had a chance to fall in sweet and sticky love.The success of Clark Kent, who can express his love without shyness, made him start to regret... If he kissed Clark forcibly, and he forcibly kissed Superman, then the one who blushed and felt embarrassed at this time Certainly not him.

——This is so regrettable!

Clark Kent, who was kissed on the lips by him, didn't notice these details at all.He didn't even realize that Tony had become cheerful and enthusiastic too... that's because the Son of Krypton was equally ecstatic at this point.

Although his confession is very strong and willful, it seems that he has never considered the possibility of failure; but this is actually the biggest battle of the pessimistic Superman in the past 20 years.Clark almost put the confidence he had barely accumulated over the years into this 'win or lose' in one breath.In fact, he could not bear the consequences of failure at all.

—and he won.

He won!He has won the love of Tony Stark.He can finally be sure that the person he likes also likes him!

This time he did nothing wrong, this time he won this precious and beautiful relationship all by himself - he won!

At this moment they seem to be the two happiest people in the world, and at this moment they seem to be the two most ordinary people in the world.They held hands, kissed, and fell in love.

The two hearts were beating equally fiercely and happily.The two heroes and strong men experienced this precious peace and happiness.At this moment, they seem to really no longer carry the world on their backs, they just need to support each other's bodies and share each other's heat...

It feels so good, it feels so peaceful.This makes Clark and Tony really want to stop, until there is a low and weak scream behind them.

"Aaa..."

...

……

……? ?

This scream from someone's throat was like a heavy hammer, instantly bringing Superman and Iron Man back to reality.

They opened their eyes together, and Tony's first reaction was to back away. His subconscious mind was reminding him where this was, and he didn't want Clark to be embarrassed—but his instinctive retreat was stopped by the object he wanted to be considerate without thinking. .

Clark Kent didn't think there was anything to hide about. If the conditions weren't allowed, he even wanted to tell the world that they were together.Iron Man, who was held by him, had no intention of continuing to struggle, Tony Stark also understood his meaning instantly, and honestly maintained this "pull and pull" state with him.

…but it also left the only bystander feeling disbelieving and suffocating.Celia Kent, who came out of the side door, was dazed and collapsed, not understanding what happened:

"WHATT????"

She questioned in a low voice as if talking to herself, then held onto the door frame while trembling.Clark's sister first looked at Iron Man, who concealed her bewilderment and... blushing with a blank face, and was adjusting his neckline; then she looked at Superman, whom she had only seen once.

"...What are you guys doing?"

This sentence was fragmented by her, and Celia was obviously confused to the extreme.The literal translation of this sentence is better to say 'why are you two kissing and dating in my backyard? ''Why you two? '

And there's an easy answer to that question: because I'm dating your brother, and your little Clark is right in front of you.

But Iron Man, who was smashed, finally regained his composure completely.He immediately deduced an incredible fact from Celia Kent's dazed and surprised expression—she didn't know that Clark was Superman.

This made Iron Man's scalp tingle a little.He almost immediately started thinking about how to help this brat cover up... But it was obvious that Clark Kent didn't intend to just play a prank today.

After tasting the consequences and pressure of concealment, the extraordinarily frank Superman inexplicably became a little more childish 'bad'.

It's hard to say whether it's because the confession was so smooth that Clark was a little carried away. In short, this young man who has been listed as the first choice of "Dream Lover" in major magazines for countless times blinked his unique blue eyes.Then the handsome god, who is always unsmiling in the news and newspapers, showed a brilliant smile.

"Looks like dating in your own backyard is really a bad idea."

Clark also looked at Tony happily and sweetly, and then added a sentence as if he was afraid that Celia would not understand:

"I'm back, Celia, didn't you bring Selena back with you?"

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.........

Tony Stark witnessed Celia Kent from stunned to bewildered and awakened, and then after experiencing unbelievable and sudden realization... He even succeeded in getting the scream of Superman's sister.

The screaming this time was no longer the kind of slapstick just now, Celia was literally screaming.

Tony swears he's been nervous about Clark until just now - but now he has to turn his head and make a fist quickly, lest he actually burst out laughing and anger Celia Kent again.

Mr. Stark is not a person who cares too much about other people's evaluations and perceptions, but this is Clark's family after all...Although it is Clark who pissed off Celia.

Clark, who just wanted to make a joke, didn't expect Celia's reaction to be so... intense.The young man who seldom played pranks was suddenly at a loss.

This made the expression on Superman's face no longer as confident and dazzling as before.That Clark Kent shy and prickly Celia almost fainted... The woman was as shocked as if she had just learned that her cat was actually a tiger—the kind that ate people.

God.

my God.

Celia took two steps back, somewhat inexplicably dizzy.

But she still tried her best to look at the superman who froze as if frightened by her reaction, and understood in shock and despair while being dizzy—this is indeed not a joke.This is real.

The reaction was indeed Clark.Her brother... is Superman.

—Her brother is Superman! !

... They have known each other for more than ten years!Why didn't she find out? ?

Clark couldn't guess the extent of Celia's psychological gap. Except for childhood shadows, the woman who had an ordinary experience never thought that her brother would be the most powerful and controversial hero.Her thoughts are actually very similar to Tony Stark in the tangled stage-she doesn't want her little Clark to be Superman.

...But this is obviously not something she can change if she wants to. The shock of 'Clark is Superman' was so great that she couldn't even remember that the two were still kissing just now... Come on, what could be more crushing than her brother being Superman? ?

But in any case, his sister's reaction made Clark feel at a loss and uneasy.Clark, who had already tested Celia's views on Superman, was a little confused about Celia's emotions at this time.

His bewildered expression made Mr. Stark, who was observing secretly, amused and at the same time a little affectionate.So Iron Man leaned closer to Superman's ear and whispered comfort:

"Screw it, fool."

Iron Man complained with a laugh.

"The gods in the world don't understand how worried we mortals are about you, right?"

...

...well, maybe there are more crushing things than Clark being Superman — like her own brother actually having a boyfriend who continues to flirt with Clark in front of her eyes while he's the prodigal Iron Man.

Celia cheered up slightly after being choked by this bite of dog food.But what she didn't expect was Clark's reaction.She didn't know exactly what Stark said, but Clark obviously blushed a little... Then the young man whom she had always dubbed "sweetheart" irrefutablely and naturally leaned over and kissed Stark's side face one time.

...

...they looked so happy.

…but wait, is this really good? ? !

However, before this elder sister, who was particularly worried about whether her younger brother would be deceived, could come up with a sufficiently politically correct rhetoric.From the window next to the side door came the sound of a person coughing fiercely and approaching hurried footsteps.

This made Celia's scalp tingle, after all, she knew that Jonathan and Martha had just driven out.

Fortunately, the people who came were not those horrible paparazzi conceived in her chaotic brain.It was Eric who suddenly disappeared on the day of the ribbon cutting.

The Kent family, who most rarely appeared in the Kent family, held Jonathan's gun in their hands, which made Celia nervous for no reason—she was even more worried that Eric would not be able to accept all this—and her expression The ashen (?) mercenary looked like a black cat whose hair had just been blown off. His low growl like protecting a cub made Clark dumbfounded:

"WHATTHEFUCK? Get away from him, Stark!"

The Prince of Wakanda, who almost became a SHIELD agent, said this mercilessly, then stepped over Celia and walked towards Clark and Tony.His posture is very similar to the old-fashioned parents who intend to beat the mandarin ducks, but this enigmatic sense of sight does not make Iron Man any more disturbed.

...After all, the behavior of this stinky boy just now is very obvious. Since Clark doesn't mind letting his family know about their future relationship, why is Tony so guilty?Is it so difficult that he is not worthy of Superman?

——What's more, this little cunning confessed first!

While Tony was ready to 'fight' Eric, Clark couldn't really let his boyfriend fight his brother.The young man immediately took advantage of being a superman, and quickly stepped forward to stop Eric.

Clark, who was bumped into intimate scenes by his relatives several times, still felt some pressure.A rare blush appeared on Superman's marble statue-like face:

"I initiated it, Eric."

"Didn't you see it too? And I wanted to talk to you about it today..."

... Clark didn't realize that these few explanations were adding fuel to the fire.

His expression was so serious that he choked Eric half to death.The prince-to-be of Wakanda didn't know what he was struggling with—in fact, he, like Celia, just couldn't digest the information that Clark was Superman immediately.

The brothers and sisters, who were afraid that their younger brother would be hurt and would repeat the same mistakes, started a verbal battle with Superman and Iron Man unprepared, and the result...

Come on...can anyone actually get this combo right?By the time the Kents got home, the only problem they had left was not getting Mr. Stark a new toothbrush.

But of course Iron Man doesn't care about that, so happy thanksgiving!

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Eric: He's ten years older than you!

Tony: (cutting in immediately) Eight thanks.

Eric: ... (angry) He's about half your age!

Clark: ...

Tony: (wanted to mock but forget it)

Celia: ...so what do you mean?Am I the last one in our family to know?ha?

Tony: (response quickly) No, no, dear Sally, I just found out today, he's so childish, isn't he?

Celia: (...Should I agree? Agree with this brother thief?)

Martha: Whoops!Bought slippers but not a toothbrush!

This volume is over!This time I added the words to everyone!The next volume w is waiting for me to brew!They are finally dating!