Not Crazy yet [Comprehensive British and American]

"Robot 9. Please confirm the wiretapping environment of 'Jonathan and Martha's house' for me."

"Yes. Superman. Confirmed. All devices are blocked."

"Thank you, Robot Nine. Then please make a video call for me."

"Yes. Superman. Dialing."

Superman nodded and smiled at the screen that was switching on.

Martha Kent's face on the big screen.There was a touch of worry and unconcealable love on the woman's face.

"Hey Mommy" Clark waved at the screen. "Where's Dad?"

There was a loud 'bang' behind him.The perfect smile on the boy's face trembled slightly.

"Oh oh oh don't worry, don't worry mom... I'm entertaining my friend... no, not Lantern. But he's green."

"Yeah, yeah, I got a new friend. Say hello to Dad. I'll be back for a while when the term is over, but you know, I've got to fly back and forth- oh, it's been all right .The parasitic demon is really not as strong as the newspapers say. But I really hope the government can take him in well..."

"Oh, yes, yes. I almost forgot the reason I called again—remember what I said about the town? Now it seems that the possibility of being passed is very high, and I will definitely get it by then. Less coupons, in the blueprint it will be western style, I remember dad and Vincent both like westerns? I can guarantee it is 100% safe. You can invite Vincent's family to play there for a while two weeks..."

"Love your mother, I heard footsteps, I'm afraid it's Dad and Mr. Vincent coming back together... um, ok, ok, I'll entertain the guests well. Take it to Dad—bye—"

Clark hissed.Finally, he got through safely... He completely forgot that today was the day to make a phone call.If he hadn't been reminded by Robot No. 2 when he entered the door, he wouldn't even have remembered...

Superman relaxed his shoulders and pushed open the 50cm thick door of his fortress.

Hulk is in the living room, which has a large display area.Clark just left the spaceship here two years ago.But since he moved out of his parents' house, Superman has completely transformed this snowy peak into a fortress... 'Fortress of Solitude'.

That name doesn't quite fit with the sight of a swarm of robots swarming the Hulk's chicks like a hen.

"Little blue man—what's this—" Hulk held up the bronze figure of the toy man as if he was holding a piece of plastic in his hands.

"This is the bronze statue of the Metropolis Criminal #2 toy man, sir. Please don't lose it if you can." His robots are like a group of nerds who have been robbed of their laptops, all around the Hulk holding their hands high Guarding that ridiculous bronze statue.Superman was amused again, but it was a little too unkind - he coughed to cover it up.

"Hulk, don't lose him." The Hulk saw him.He's human like a child... like a child who's done something wrong.Hulk carefully pinched the legs of the bronze toy figure, and seated it on the ground like a chess piece. "—bad Superman—bad—you don't come out—"

"I'm out." The young Superman tried to widen his eyes. "I heard you knocking on the door." He turned to look at the bronze statue of the parasitic demon that had been broken into three pieces.The pathetic criminal who really made him suffer in the first place... was you, you again.You are so sad.

Superman thought.

Even my new friends hate you.

Hulk even murmured.Clark finds that he's really human - he doesn't look like the green monster who almost destroyed a small town, but rather like a young child.There was an obvious hesitant expression on Hulk's huge green face...but the words in his mouth were still stubborn.

"Yes, I'm knocking on the door." His green eyes glanced at the shattered bronze statue, and then again... Clark was really in a good mood.He couldn't help laughing...he laughed again.

"...Come on Hulk - I don't care about that with my friends -" Hulk punched him again because he 'laughed' at Hulk again.Superman, of course, flew away.He is still laughing.In the past few years, he has encountered too many good things.There are countless good things, and he no longer always has a bitter face.And today—he's ruined the government's little plot against him, against the Hulk (or Bruce Banner), and he's even successfully implemented the town plan... How can he not laugh?

Clark laughed for a while, only to realize that the big green man froze in place.It seemed like he didn't understand what he said, like he was lost.

"……friend?"

Superman's grin froze on his face.

Hulk stared at him in confusion, his eyes flickering.The Hulk went back and forth, looked at the group of little iron men around him... He just beat the little blue man, but none of the little iron men of these little blue men came forward to beat him.And no one blamed him... 'friend'?friend?He knows the word.He used to have...and friends...

...... But what about his friends?

Clark pursed his lips, finally realizing the difficulty of his task.On the way to the North Pole, they chatted about some things that don't match their mouths.Clark was able to determine that Hulk and Dr. Banner may be two separate personalities.Hulk was unwilling to let Dr. Banner out when he felt in danger, but even though Hulk almost believed him, he was still unwilling to let Dr. Banner out.

'Hulk doesn't want to'

... Hulk is not Dr. Banner's mutant coat. 'Hulk' is an alternate personality of Dr. Banner.

This personality is dangerous, irritable, infinitely powerful, indestructible...yet like a naive child.

"... this word means... friendly, friendly." Superman looked at Hulk's confused and disappointed expression, feeling uncomfortable for a while.He thought Hulk was so confused because he didn't understand the word. "Friends...friends don't want to hurt you, don't want to use you. They want you to get better, and they...treat you to ice cream."

Clark tried to crack a joke.And Hulk looked up at him.The confusion in the green eyes grew stronger...the confusion was gradually replaced by pain.Clark felt bad, and waved his hand to signal the robots to disperse quickly——

"Friends-Hulk Hulk has friends-Hulk-!!!!"

"Calm down, Hulk--Big-Hulk!"

He is smoking.Green smoke——Superman rushed forward in shock, holding the struggling big man...not only is he smoking, he's also...he's shrunk?

"No—no—no Banner—no Banner—Hulk has friends—Rick—Rick—where—"

He has friends!He remembered - Rick!Rick!Where did he go?He's been so friendly—where's his friend?Badass Banner wants to come out - no -

Superman couldn't help him, so he could only half hug Hulk.The Hulk was almost howling.

"Lan Xiaolan - Rick - Rick -"

Superman looked into the panicked green eyes.Look at this helpless 'monster'.

"...I get it. Hulk. I'll find him. We'll—find him—"

In the end, Clark grabbed the human body that fell limply.He tore off his cape and put it on Hulk.The human moaned softly, frowning and trying to open his eyes...

Superman looks at Dr. Banner.

Bruce Banner looks at Superman.

………………

"Dr. Banner. We've finished making your clothes." Robots No. 7 and No. 6 lined up, holding up the clothes to signal Banner to stand up.Bruce Banner froze for a moment, and quickly waved his hands to signal them that he could dress himself—he was not weak enough to need their service to this point.

...he didn't want to be a tsar...

The alien robots nodded in a very humane manner, and after handing him the jacket, trousers and jacket, they pointed to the positions near the jacket pockets on them with the mechanical finger... Banner reacted, and took out from the jacket... panties.

... ... really ... sweet.

The doctor put on his clothes in a complicated mood.He noticed that the clothes were even warm, as if he was afraid that the ice would hit a big man like him.Banner couldn't help showing a wry smile.He turned around and found that the two humanoid robots had even turned their backs...

...amazingly human.real.

He walked down the steps, signaling them to be done with themselves.One of the two robots asked him "Do you need to rest? Do you have a strong desire to sleep?" The other said "Dinner is ready, what ingredients are you allergic to? When was the last time you ate? Our liquid food is also delicious .”

...... He is really a distinguished guest.ha?

Banner...was a bit of a maladaptive indeed.It's a bit hard to say, probably because Superman was the first alien he saw...or maybe because the young man got along really well with Hulk, which made him envious and uneasy.

Fortunately, the robots were not human enough to ask him why his expression was so gloomy, otherwise it would be really difficult for him to answer.But Banner didn't dare to rule out the possibility that these robots have become so humanized that they won't ask questions that would offend the 'guests'.

The doctor's mind was in turmoil.Thoughts flashed by one after another, all extremely clear, but he couldn't grasp any of them... He was a little scared.But the fear is unfounded...the fortress can't trap the Hulk...yes, it can't trap the Hulk, but it can trap him...

And Rick...the admirable Rick Jones.His loyal and great friend... he's worried, even the Hulk is worried.He just 'came out' by grabbing the Hulk's weakness...Rick, Rick, I hope you're okay...

They're back in the main hall soon enough, and Banner vaguely hears Superman talking on the phone... which makes him froze for a moment.But the robot didn't mean to let him avoid it, so the doctor raised his head subconsciously.

Then he saw a young man in a red mask—

"Wow big man—I'm sorry? I'm sorry I saw it? Hey, I can't forget it easily—Who is he? Your father? My God? Hello?"

He was seen in the face.

but that's not the point

Bruce Banner looked at the young man on the screen in astonishment... and the scene of speeding and speeding behind the young man.He noticed that the communication seemed to be delayed by at least a second or so...he could rule out the possibility that there was something wrong with Superman's horrible alien technology.so,

The answer looked more like it couldn't even catch up with the red lightning.

"...he's so fast."

The doctor sighed softly.

Superman gave him a friendly, sheepish smile.

"Dr. Banner, this is Flash. Flash, this is Dr. Banner." He didn't introduce anything more. "Of course he's not my father—he's only eight years older than me, eight years old! Lightning, your diffuse thinking is really a bit tricky—"

"Oh sorry! I'm sorry Dr. Banner Hi I'm the Flash in Midtown because your face is almost in the dark you know."

……he knows.He knew...he hadn't shaved for a long, long time...and he did look old...but so old?

"Okay Big Blue-I've been all over the Midwest for you, and there's nothing in the police files about the Charles Millhouse Jones you're talking about. Believe me I won't miss it. Seriously You know this crime. Tonight I will help you get rid of the whole west, the east is the base camp of you and—you know—, you can ask yourself—” The young man blinked easily on the screen. "Okay, is there anything else? (Superman shakes his head) Then I'm going to order a pizza. Call me anytime if you need it—Nice to meet you, Dr. Banner! Welcome to Midtown anytime, and the Flash will escort you —Bye bye Big Blue, goodbye Doctor—”

The screen went dark again.But the surrounding lights turned on softly.Superman turned his head and gave him a reassuring smile helplessly.Banner also smiled awkwardly subconsciously... But he was indeed comforted, not only because of this smile...His uneasiness was quietly dissipated while listening to the lively chatter of 'The Flash'.

"I'm sorry, Doctor." "No, you don't have to."

They stared at each other in silence for two seconds.It was still Superman who spoke first.He smiled shyly and explained:

"...No, I'm really sorry. I just treated you to half a bucket of ice cream, I hope it doesn't hurt your stomach... The ingredients for dinner are not bad, but most of them are liquid food and digestible things. "The alien boy tilted his head youthfully and pursed his lips.

"Shall we eat and chat?"

"it is good."

Superman reached out to the other side, and Dr. Banner saw that the four robots had already moved in... a very ordinary and domestic dining table and chairs.This is extremely inconsistent with this fortress.It's a bit funny to have a strong sense of disobedience... But Bruce Banner just pursed his lips involuntarily.I don't know why... I don't know why.He felt that the sense of distance seemed to have disappeared...

"I'm so sorry," he heard Superman explain softly behind him. "...ah... I've never had a meal with a friend who wasn't in uniform in uniform..."

Banner listened to this somewhat shy explanation in a daze.

He inexplicably followed with a shy smile.

……Yes.He was also very disturbed.Even this uneasiness was foreign.This uneasiness seems to be more like some kind of funny shyness...

It's also been a long time since he sat down to a meal with friends.