Daily life with Mr. Period

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Good news!I really blacklisted a certain Goo Goo.

Ah, life is beautiful.

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Seriously, I haven't been angry for several days.

good sign!

I feel like I'm going to live longer.

[Paper clip]: Son, I think you are about to ascend to immortality.

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

[Paper clip]: You still not asleep at three o'clock?

[bbb]: I'm thinking about something

【bbb】: Why aren't you sleeping yet?

[Paper clip]: I have been insomnia for a few days

[bbb]: why are you insomnia

[Paper Clip]: Why are you insomnia?

[bbb]: I... I blocked my favorite little sister's brother

[bbb]: I am now...

[Paper clip]: Regret it?

[bbb]: Yes!

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Right ass!wrong! ! ! !

You can't do this.gif

↑↑ Saner!Remember this sentence yourself!

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User [bbb] withdrew a message

【bbb】: No, no, no.Mainly, I think he went to make a report with the young lady.

【paper clip】:?

[bbb]: It was before the blacklist

[bbb]: Young lady still wants to play games with me

[bbb]: After being blacklisted, I will find my young lady and she will ignore me

[Paper clip]: Is she too busy?

[Paperclip]: Why did your sister get involved in your problem with Brother Ren?

【bbb】:???? No dad, you have a problem

【bbb】: It's not me and her brother, it's me and his sister

【paper clip】:?You have problems with his sister too?

[Paper clip]: Does his sister dislike your ethics of watching Korean dramas all night?

[bbb]: No! ! !It's your future daughter-in-law or sister!

[bbb]: Are you too late to sleep?

[Paperclip]: I think I really can't move my mind

[Paper clip]: But, I don't need to do it, just the steel bar.

【bbb】:...

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This **** life, he tortured me mercilessly.jpg

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Ah!

The more I think about it, the more I can't sleep, really

This man is so annoying!

It's fine if I can't sleep, why are you suing me!

This makes me look so stingy to my young lady.

How can I save it?

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Ha, I feel like I may be turning gray overnight.

Ahem, there should be a little melancholy feeling here.

Ah!

I'm so sad——

juvenile head.

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well.

Suddenly I am not so worried, I can send my little sister good night, and then I can go to bed, um, I will definitely have a sweet dream, once I dream about... Set a small goal, just sleep until noon tomorrow.

Ok.

That's it

At least that's what I thought before I went to sleep.

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But there are unpredictable things, you know.

Whenever I am ready to sleep through the morning, my father, kiss me!

He will always give me a morning call in the time he spares from his busy schedule

And the general situation is like this, if he is in the company, he can speak standard mandarin, which proves that today's chat time will not be too long.

But if he uses Sichuan dialect, it proves that he is very free today, and he started to greet his son when he was free.

Actually, seriously!

It is better to pay a huge sum of money to ask for warmth.

With a huge sum of money, I can feel the warmth from my own father~

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Alas, forget it, money, it is impossible to have money.Save a little and have everything.

There is no way to warm up, save a little and everything will be warm.

ε=(′ο｀*)))

So the question is, what is the instruction that Lao Tzu issued today?

Wait and see.

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"Hey?"

"Still sleeping?"

"No, I'm reading a book."

"What (what) book do you read? I don't know what you look like. Did you dream about the title of the book?"

Okay, I understand, this call starts in units of 10 minutes.

So I put the phone by my ear and retracted my hand under the bed.

"No. I was dreaming of entering the library, and I was just about to choose a book. If it weren't for your phone call, I might have seen it."

At this time, you must use a bit of Sichuanese traits - chewing (eloquent).

Hee hee hee, it has been tested a hundred times, and it has been tested repeatedly!

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"Get up quickly, do you have that boy's phone number?"

"What? Who?"

Why did I suddenly fall asleep and wake up, unable to understand human words?

is my problem?

The last time my old man spoke like this it was like—

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"Get up quickly, have you seen the picture of this girl doll? If you think it's good (yes), go and see it. If you don't think it's good enough, let me go to qio (take a look) too."

This is what my old man said last time!

"Get up quickly, do you have that boy's phone number?"

This is what my father said this time.

There is something wrong with this old man.

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"No, no. I like girls, Daddy."

"I'm afraid you are dreaming of jio (didn't wake up) oh, this is your future boss, it's been a long time calling you to like it?"

"Oh. Let me tell you earlier, this is mainly..."

The main reason is that the post-effects of the butt emoticon package that day were too serious, so I'm not just a conditioned reflex.

"What's the main thing?"

"Nothing."

"That's alright (okay), hurry up, he'll come pick you up after a while."

"What?"

"You don't understand Sichuan dialect?" I felt my father take a deep breath, maybe he was suppressing the swear words he was about to utter, but maybe they were not very pleasant, so I won't give examples.

Then my old man switched to Mandarin and said: "I said, get up quickly, he will pick you up in a while."

"What are you picking me up for?"

This mandarin made me even more confused.

"Okay, I'm very busy, hang up, bye."

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I think I hit a ghost

Well, my little sister's brother, come pick me up?

Seeking revenge?He shouldn't be so stingy.

Could it be that you gave me a check to break up with my young lady?

Then I think this check should be a little unsophisticated.

Then I...

No, no, you can still accept it.

As the saying goes, poor people can never be poor, but now this is a special period, I must start to aspire to get rich overnight.

So it is reasonable to charge this money.

The problem seems to be not too big and acceptable.

I can even think about it first, not to charge so much... then there will be no problem.

man!For the sake of money, always be able to bend and stretch!

In this way, I can stop looking for Miss Sister for half a year, and then fly to England to find her after half a year

But she didn't study in Australia before, why did she suddenly transfer to the UK?

very headache

very sad

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But ha put aside the fact that she went to England, let's talk about money

This idea of ​​mine makes me feel like my IQ has reached a kind of pinnacle.

Wow, the more I think about it, the more reasonable it is!

(Okay, I admit that I am mentally retarded and brainwashed

But people~ In order to live, you must always be able to bend and stretch)

In this way, there is money and people.

And like him, he must be generous to his sister.

it is good!very good!

Then I rolled over and got out of bed.

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No, it's impossible, it takes courage to get out of bed.

Until it's time to go to the toilet...

I took out the cell phone next to my pillow and sent a WeChat message to someone who was released from the small black room.

【bbb】:?

【. 】:?

[bbb]:? ?What are you doing?

【. 】: Uncle called you?

[bbb]: Are you messing with me?

【. ]: I haven't fucked you yet

【. ]: It’s not like this if you mess with you

[bbb]:? ? ?

[bbb]: What else do you want to do to me?

【. 】: Kneel down, hold it.jpg

[bbb]:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

【bbb】: What kind of pig talk are you talking about.jpg

【. ]: Cute Pig Tears.jpg

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Oh shit!

You look at this man!Do you look like a president?

Is this the case for young and promising successful people?

[bbb]: What's the matter with you?Aren't you the president?

【. ]: What's wrong with the president?

[bbb]: Shouldn't the president be a little colder?talk all. .so?

【bbb】: How do you clean up this mess?

【. 】: Didn't you say that no matter how indifferent a person can warm your rectum?

【. ]: I am not indifferent, am I faster?

【. ]: And before I spoke, it was like this

【. 】:I am.

[bbb]:? ? ?

[bbb]: Bah!

[bbb]: When did I say such a thing?

[bbb]:? ? ? ?You are so interesting?

【. ]: very interesting

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I can not make it

If it wasn't for the fear that he would report me again, I would have definitely blacklisted him again.

I'm really, I feel so angry!

[bbb]: You are poisonous, why don't you raise a cat or a dog? It's much more interesting than me

【. ]: I have a lot of cats and dogs, and they are not as interesting as you.

【bbb】:...

【. 】: When will you come down?

【bbb】: I won't come down

【. ]: You'd better come down, my sister is waiting in my car.

[bbb]:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[bbb]: Young lady is here too? ? ?

【bbb】: Where have you been?I'll come down right away give me 5 minutes

【. 】: I hope the address given by my uncle downstairs in the dormitory is correct

【bbb】:...

[bbb]: I'll be down in 2 minutes!

man!For the sake of beauty, always be able to bend and stretch!

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