Daily life with Mr. Period

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I heard a new word from dmd this morning, it's very powerful and very unusual.

It also makes me sad, and now this word has been blacklisted by me.

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As for why this is so, we must start from the very beginning!

This is to blame this dmd is really too old driver!

No, it's not, it's because I'm too naive.

Hmm!.jpg

It was he who poisoned the future flowers of my motherland!

Hmm!.jpg

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I woke up in the morning and saw him posting messages in the group.

[dmd]: Is there any brother going to Japan on vacation?

[ss]: Isn't school just starting?

[dmd]: Well, the holiday is not far away. If there is, I can prepare to save money, right? (ˊωˋ*)?

[ss]: Well, if it’s not enough, I can borrow it from you

[dmd]: Not together?

[ss]: no

[bbb]: I'll go!I go!But I don't have any money. Does my brother provide air tickets?

[ss]: Then you still think about it?

[dmd]: You should think about it

Look at these roommates! ! !Ruthless and ungrateful, not even a word of borrowing money, just skip to let me think for myself.

Nothing.

Those who are really poor are those who dare to face the bleak and miserable life without money, and dare to face up to the dripping blood that only wants to spend money.

Small grievances, the poor can bear it.

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[bbb]:? ? ? ?

[dmd]: You are under economic control now brother dei,

[bbb]: Don't mention it, save a little and have everything.

【bbb】: want to cry but no tears.jpg

[dmd]: If you really want to go out, you can only consider whether Ba Yati will land for four days and five nights...

[bbb]: Patyati?

[dmd]: Only spend [-], enjoy the ultimate.

[bbb]:? ? ? ?

[bbb]: Then why didn't Japan land?

[ss]: What is not landing?

[dmd]: emmmmm...you don't need to understand this. @ss

[bbb]: I don't know.

[ss]: oh

[dmd]: Are you able to consume without landing in Japan?

【bbb】: So what is it that does not land?

[dmd]: It can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words~

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That makes people curious, you know.

Then I did a search on Baidu, but all I found were visas on arrival?

Hello?

The meaning of this dmd is absolutely!One hundred and one percent is not a visa on arrival!

Ah... Tired...

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Then I asked my dear dad, grandpa, and a certain googoo.

In the end, my father deciphered it with his ability of Xueba.

No landing = consumption in the air

I think it’s a little more reliable to put it in the context, right, at least it’s more reliable than grandpa’s.

Grandpa also said that if you don't land on the ground, you just lift your feet up and walk.

? ? ? ?

……

I'm sorry, I can't do it, I can't do it

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Ok, now the point is coming!The point of my melancholy!coming!

Knock on the blackboard]

I clicked on the chat interface of a certain Gu Gu Gu Gu, in the spirit of spreading the net (bah!), I am not ashamed to ask.

I asked him the first question we had in our chat.

(I haven’t chatted for a few days, usually he says good morning to me, I wake up and say good afternoon to him, and he says good night to me at night. It’s a pity that WeChat doesn’t have such an activity to maintain sparks, otherwise...)

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Phew! Does it matter if there is a spark or not?

unimportant!

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Then I asked him politely.

[bbb]: Question!Does Pattaya not go on a four-day and five-night trip?

【. 】:...

【. ]: You know a lot, little brother

WTF?

Why do I feel that this trend is a bit biased?

Me, me, me, what the hell do I know!

I just don't understand!Little brother!

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But I wanted to be ashamed to ask, but I think chatting with him has a magical power that makes you inexplicably irritable.

Hey, this feeling of wanting to blow up is simply overwhelming, you know.

【bbb】: Just say go or not.

【. ]: You and me?

[bbb]: No!It's you, you, me, me!

【. 】: You are you, I am me?

【. 】:oh

[bbb]: yes

【. ]: do not go

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ha?

Oh! ! ! !Say no?Oh what?

Do you still sing the song of goose and goose to the sky? ! ! ! !

Will you use the word "oh"!

[bbb]: Oh!

[bbb]: Goodbye!

[bbb]: Cuckoo!

【. 】:?

【. ]: Are you talking bird language again?

[bbb]: No, it's my abbreviation for you!

[bbb]: cuckoo

【. 】: What about the full name?

[bbb]: Prague square clucks!

【. 】: So I am still a foreign bird?

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Pooh!

As far as he is, if you really want to count, he is just a foreign chicken.

I won't even look at him!

Block it now!

Chicken must be killed today!See you in the bottle!

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【. 】:etc

[bbb]: You have one more chance

【. ]: Are you unhappy, kid?

[bbb]: Don't call me a kid!I said it before when I was just a chicken!

【. ]: I'm sorry to call you a primary school student, let's just call you a kid

Hi!I'm so angry!

Look at what this person said is high-sounding! ! !

He just laughed at me for playing badly and ugly and kept ordering!He didn't just attack me!He also attacked other elementary school students!

In the future, I will have as many Weibo fans as my father!I'm going to incite them to help me scold this googoo!

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But think about it

After all, it's not easy for him, maybe in a few years it will be the sunny Mediterranean, think about how miserable he is.

I'll bear with him, take a step back, and let him lie dead on the list

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Ah!

Everyone remember this sentence -

Take a step back and think about it more and more!

The more you think about it, the more you get angry!

I must have bumped into a ghost to meet a plague merchant like him!

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The plague merchant waited for half an hour, and suddenly sent another message.

【. ]: Are you really asking me out?

【bbb】:...

【bbb】: What is your non-grounding?

【. 】:Heaven and earth = no landing

[bbb]: Heaven and earth?

【. 】: Order chicken and duck

【. ]: Wushan Yunyu

【. ]: Didn't you mean to date me?

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! ! ! !

. . . . . .

I'm going to perform a live chicken and duck kill for him today!

Return Wushan Yunyu, fuck!

What's going on with this split personality!

Why is it divided during the day, why is it still so dirty!

I'm angry!Typing hands are shaking

[bbb]: I'm dating your sister!

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Look at this kind of person, you have to be fierce

You see he stopped talking

You see he is wilted!

Hee hee I won

just let out a bad breath

Teletubbies Dance.jpg

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[bbb]: Why are you silent!

【. 】:oh

【. 】: I just went to confirm with my sister, she will go to England for further studies in June and July, if you really want to make an appointment, hurry up in these few months

【bbb】:????

[bbb]: What do you mean?

【. 】: Sooner or later you will be my ass.jpg

【. ]: ↑ this means

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Fuck? ? ? ? ?

Hello? ? ? ? ?

Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu thought he was the only one with emoticons?

I packed a dozen from the old driver!

I have everything he has used for ss, and what he has not used!

【bbb】: You'd better poke your butt first.jpg

【. 】:...

【bbb】: No matter how indifferent a man is, his rectum is always warm.jpg

【. 】:?

【bbb】: Call me Dad, I will let you go.jpg

【. 】: Call me Dad, even if (crossed out) I won’t let you go.jpg

【bbb】:???? Change the map online?

【. 】:Um

【. ]: I want to listen to you**.jpg

【bbb】:???

【bbb】: sick duck.jpg

[bbb]: Aren't you going to a meeting?Are you still chatting here?

【. 】: Open, chat secretly.

[bbb]: Oh, the leader takes the lead in fishing!What a leader!

【. 】: Well, there are even more powerful leaders

【bbb】:?

【. ]: touch you next time

[bbb]:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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Have you ever seen anyone's brother messing with his brother-in-law like this? ! ! ! !

The melancholy is no longer melancholy, I am going to piss myself off now!

I have to blacklist him today

Goodbye!