[HP] Can you be gentle with me

Tahlia Watson is now trying to find out what happened to her husband.

Quite a daunting task considering she can't see anything.

In the end, she simply gave up, sat down on the sofa and opened her throat. "Sev──"

Count three seconds silently, three, two, one...

"Tahlia?"

A smile parted Tahlia's lips.Judging by the direction of the voice, Snape was probably in the potion room just now... She still finds it hard to believe that Snape would drop his cauldron because of her casual shout—

"What's wrong?" Snape asked again, because the woman on the couch had been in a dazed state since he walked into the living room, laughing foolishly.

"Ah, Sirius sent this..." Tahlia regained her senses, quickly took out a thick parchment from her pocket, and handed it to Snape. "I need you to watch with me..."

Snape opened the envelope without being gentle at all, and these days he could only imagine that the envelope in his hand was that guy Black...

Then he froze.

"What's in the letter?"

Tahlia couldn't help asking, because she hadn't heard Snape speak for 5 minutes, could it be that the letter contained some bad news...

Thinking about it, the tone of the question became anxious. "Sev, tell me what's written in it—"

"Nothing." Snape replied immediately, but his tone was stiff.

"Sev──"

Cursing Sirius Black inwardly countless times, Snape took a deep breath, and barely moved his mouth to let out a sentence. "100 questions about compatibility between husband and wife."

"what?"

Snape took another deep breath, and this time he spoke more slowly. "100 questions about compatibility between husband and wife." After a pause, she said slowly. "Plus a provocative letter from dear Mr. Black."

This is already the norm, that bastard knows that he is the only one reading the letter now, so the words in the letter can't be called civilized at all...

To quote his exact words. "He said, forgive me—" Snape frowned. "Forgive me for being a coward and not daring to do this questionnaire with you──"

Tahlia laughed.

"Tahlia…" Snape growled, suddenly embarrassed.

"Then do you dare?" Tahlia asked rhetorically. "Sirius said you dare not, what do you say?"

"Let him talk!" Snape said angrily, picked up Tahlia, ignored her exclamation, walked into the study, grabbed the quill on the table angrily, and then continued. "It's just a questionnaire, why don't you dare—"

"Stop a second, Sev…" Tahlia coughed softly. "I also want to see the content of the questionnaire──I have a better idea." He said, took out his wand and waved it.

After the parchment flickered, a mechanical flat sound suddenly came out.

'100 questions about compatibility between husband and wife, one, may I ask your two names? ' Then there was silence, as if waiting for an answer.

"Tahlia Wa—sorry, Sev—Tahlia Snape."

"Severus Snape."

As soon as the two finished speaking, their answers automatically appeared on the parchment.

'Second, what is the gender? '

"male."

"Female."

'Three, how old are you? '

"39."

"Tahlia, it's your birthday."

"...Do you have to mention it?" Tahlia became annoyed.

Snape chuckled. "40." He paused for a while and added deliberately. "Both of them."

'Four, what is your character? '

"Overall very poor."

"Hmm...it must be a lot of hard work."

'[-]. What kind of person do you think the other party is? '

"A person who will give everything for what he cares about."

"A man with a stinking face all day... Hey! Sev!"

'[-]. When did the two meet for the first time?where? '

"When I was seven years old, by the small river near my house."

"Well, that's when... By the way, you kicked my stone away!"

'[-]. What is your first impression of the other party? '

"A very special little boy with wonderful black eyes."

"Where did the boring child come from..."

"What a boring kid!" Tahlia couldn't help protesting. "I'm serious about kicking stones..."

"I would have believed you if you hadn't spoken in such a guilty tone, Tahlia."

"........."

'[-]. What do you like about the other party? '

"A lot, he's very stable, um, he's usually very serious, but he has a cute side when you look closely—hey!" Protesting, he pulled away the hand that had squeezed her waist hard just now.

"All of her."

[-]. What do you hate about the other party? '

"Don't even say what's on your mind!"

"Aren't you always like this too?"

"Sev──"

'[-]. Do you think the two get along well? '

"At first, I thought they might not get along, but it turned out to be pretty good."

"Tahlia..."

"Feel sorry."

'Eleven, how to call each other? '

"Sev."

"Tahlia."

'[-]. What do you want to be called by the other party? '

"No particular hope..."

"Me too."

'Thirteen, if you want to exemplify the other party as an animal, which one is it? '

"hedgehog."

"…I refuse to answer any questions about Black's stupid form."

"Sev──"

"Okay...rabbit. Wait...hedgehog?" Snape felt the corners of his mouth twitch.

"Always hide and point the thorns outward, what is it if it's not a hedgehog?" Tahlia said confidently. "And why am I a rabbit?"

"..."

'[-]. Have you ever given someone a gift? '

"Have."

"Of course there is!"

"You mean the broken box..."

"How dare you call it a broken box! I'm going to burn it right now—"

"……Feel sorry."

'[-]. What gift do you hope to receive from the other party? '

"It will be all right."

"……It will be all right."

'[-]. Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? '

"it's gone now."

"No...you mean it used to be?"

"What do you say?"

'Seventeen, what kind of hobbies do you have? '

"Well... let's read a book."

"Look at Tahlia."

"Sev...you should be serious."

'Eighteen, what is the other party's hobby? '

"Definitely making potions."

"... read a book."

Nineteen, what do you hate the other party doing to you? '

"Hmm...I think about it—it seems like a lot, but I can't remember..."

"Tahlia..."

"Shhh!" Tahlia turned suddenly, facing Snape seriously. "We agreed."

There was a long silence.

The flat, flat voice didn't continue until Snape finally spoke hoarsely. "I don't hate anything she does."

'[-]. What will you do to make the other person angry? '

"I seem to have done a lot to make him angry..."

"No, Tahlia. Besides, I feel like I should say this..."

'21. What is your relationship? '

"couple."

"couple."

'22. Who will confess first? '

"Hmm...it doesn't seem to be me──"

"I knew you liked me a long time ago..."

"But you heard it! I never told it!"

"I don't mind if you say it now, Tahlia."

"...No matter! You must be the one who confessed first!"

'23. What was the atmosphere between the two at that time? '

"...I remember I kicked you out?"

"You kicked me out more than once..."

'24. How far has it progressed? '

"...Probably worse than the relationship between ordinary friends──Oh! I have said it very euphemistically!"

'25. What do you say to the other party most often? '

"Can I not drink the potion?"

"No."

'26. What do you most often hear the other party say to you? '

"Remember to drink the medicine."

"........."

'27. What do you do on your birthday? '

"Buy a piece of cake and have a little celebration."

"If someone hadn't reminded me, I would almost have forgotten that it was my birthday..."

'28. How much do you like each other? '

"I don't know what to say...uh..."

"I don't think there is any language in the world that can describe it."

'29. What is your problem? '

"It should be because sometimes I suddenly want to do something..."

"do not know."

"You have a lot of problems! Sev... For example, when you fell asleep──"

"Tahlia!"

'Thirty, so, do you love each other deeply? '

"Ah."

"Absolutely."

'31. What are you most afraid of the other party saying? '

"I'm afraid she says she wants to live with someone else—"

"……I hate you."

"I'm sorry, Tahlia."

'32. What should you do if the other party suddenly says you want to break up? '

"……I have no idea."

"I'm not going to say we're breaking up."

'33. I suspect that the other party seems to be cheating!what to do? '

"It will never happen, next question..."

"...you look like you're trying to hide something, Sev..."

'34. Can you forgive the other party for cheating? '

"I still don't know..."

"Impossible."

'35. The other party was one hour late for a date!How to do? '

"Uh...have we ever dated?"

"..."

'36. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most? '

"Eye."

"Freckles on the nose."

"Your hobby is really weird..."

"..."

'37. When is the other party most sexy? '

"I remember he looked good when he was so focused on making potions."

"Perhaps you should remember to take your medicine on time and confirm it yourself..."

"..."

"That day when you raised your wand against Voldemort..."

"...You still have the heart to think about this at that time?"

'38. When did the two of you beat each other?

"When he suddenly deliberately slowed down his speech..."

"Like—this—like?

"Severus!"

'39. Will you lie to the other party?How about lying skills? '

"Uh... yes. And I think it should be pretty good."

"More than good..." Snape made a rare protest of dissatisfaction. "You fooled everyone."

'Forty, when do you feel the happiest? '

"I feel like I'm happy any time now."

"Me too."

'41. What did the other party do that made you feel the most angry? '

"...are you and I thinking the same thing, Sev?"

"........."

'42. Have you ever quarreled? '

"Have."

"Have."

'43. What kind of quarrel? '

"A nearly fatal quarrel..."

"..."

'44. How to reconcile? '

"Hmm... I don't remember──Someone seems to be there?"

"I think it would be better if we didn't mention that name."

'45. If it is the next life, do you still want to be lovers? '

"of course."

"of course."

'46. When will you feel that you are loved? '

"Let's think about it... Well, whenever I need him, he will put down what is at hand and show up immediately."

"She told me so in everything she did."

'47. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? '

"...Did this question come up just now?"

'48. In what ways will the other party express their love? '

"Stupid way."

"Tahlia..."

'49. Which flower is suitable for the other party? '

"...Actually, I don't know much about flowers. It's definitely not a lily."

"I thought you wouldn't think I was thinking about—"

"Shh!"

'Fifty, what has been concealed between the two of you? '

"Ah, if you want to talk about it in detail, you can write a book."

"...you're keeping most of it from you, Tahlia—"

'51. Where does your inferiority complex come from? '

"No matter what I do, Sev doesn't care about me."

"……Feel sorry."

'52. Is your relationship open or secret? '

"Of course it's public... I never knew he would be that high-profile."

"..."

'53. Do you think the love between two people is eternal? '

"Speaking of which, what if I stop loving you someday?" Tahlia asked with a smirk.

"Do you know?"

"..."

------The following questions please readers avoid ------

'54. Are you attacking or receiving? '

"Uh... what?"

"I don't think we need to answer that question, Tahlia."

'55. What is the basis for the decision? '

"So what the hell is this?"

"..."

'56. Are you satisfied with this situation? '

"I have a feeling we're doing the wrong questionnaire—"

"I feel the same..."

'57. Where was the first time──'

"enough!"

"Sev?" Tahlia looked up in bewilderment, looking precisely into Snape's face even though she couldn't see it.

"Enough is enough." Snape flicked his wand, causing the parchment on the table to fly into a drawer beside him. "Game time is over." After that, he would definitely find a way to kill that guy Black!

Before he sent this questionnaire, didn't he read the content carefully?

Maybe not.

Sanpe thought bitterly, if he had read it, he would never have sent this thing - it was his fault, he should have read it in the first place...

They couldn't answer the questions that followed, and it should be said that he wouldn't let Tahlia touch any memories of that night.

What should be forgotten should be buried forever.

However, what Snape didn't expect was that one day he would see that questionnaire again.

He watched Tahlia, who had regained his sight, bewildered as he dropped a thick stack of parchment in front of him.

"I found this," she said.

Snape looked down and froze.

The ink on it was still shining brightly, as if it had just been filled in. He raised his head in a daze, opened his mouth slightly, but couldn't say anything.

Tahlia coughed lightly. "I just want to say that I have let go...you should know it too."

Snape swallowed.

"So we have to face it together, this questionnaire needs to be completed, we have to start and finish." Tahlia looked at Snape seriously. "We—together." As she said, she walked slowly to Sanpe and sat down, carefully tapping the parchment with her wand.

After many years, that mechanical voice sounded again──