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Heh, it's just a diaper change, Robinbirds can do it, let alone Batman.

Bruce quickly completed the steps of finding diapers-taking off diapers-changing diapers, the whole process was efficient and fast, except for the work of wiping the babies' butts, but occasionally forgetting to wipe it, there is no problem Big... right.

Some people, who are serious and serious on the surface, secretly asked Ah Fu to prepare a room full of baby supplies when Magda was living in Wayne House to raise her baby, including clothes suitable for their growth stages.After all, Batman is always prepared.

Obviously in his own home, when Bruce wrapped the babies in a blanket and moved them, he still unconsciously (wasn’t it really intentional?) had a feeling of stealing the children, and even used the vigilance and skill of Batman to sneak in.

When transferring to the baby's room, he also closed the door. No matter how the babies who were professionally wrapped stretched their legs and stretched their arms, even if they twisted the blanket into twists, they couldn't escape between Bruce's broad chest and muscular arms.

Not paying attention to this small movement in his arms, he casually took a red hoodie from the cloakroom full of categories and hung it up, just like the one the child was wearing when he first met Jason, and made gestures on the children. For a moment, it seemed that the clothes were a bit too big, so Bruce had to put them back with a little regret.He now kind of understands why his former girlfriends are so happy to keep changing clothes. If the object is changed to these two cute babies, it is really interesting to have so many different little clothes to change.

"I never knew that Bruce had this side of himself, uh, he probably didn't like playing doll dress-up games when he was a kid, right?"

The door quietly opened with a big gap. From top to bottom, the three heads of Dick, Tim and Damian were stacked on the door and looked in. Two of them were still wet, as if they hadn't been completely dried after washing. .

How could Damian, the dignified son of the devil, agree to peeping? Of course, he reluctantly participated in it under the "force" of his two brothers.

"Wow, do you have all these clothes, baby Damian, I can take pictures when you wear the bear onesie, make sure to hang them in the lobby of the Titan Tower, let them know what a cute brother I have, poof ’” Tim promises he’ll send the photo to everyone he knows, even if it means hacking their computers.

">TT<, Drake, your mouth is as annoying as your face, don't put your dressing hobby on me."

These two boys are endless, don't know how to keep quiet when peeping.

Following their words, Dick's attention turned to the open cloakroom. The pile next to the animal onesies was indeed a bit eye-catching. The baby version of the superhero uniforms even included the heroines. He used his own With excellent eyesight, he immediately saw the suit belonging to the first generation of Robin. As if it wasn't eye-catching enough, the green scale shorts were also decorated with sequins of the same color...

"In fact, many of them were ordered by me. If the young masters have a style they like, I can contact the merchant to prepare the same style for adults. Some of them were sent by Miss Magda. Wayne Manor is a place suitable for taking pictures of babies. A good place to grow up." For this reason, Ah Fu also collected a lot of creative and interesting photos of babies and how to shoot them on Twitter. Ahem, the old man just has no resistance to cute babies.

It was impossible for Bruce to pretend not to know about the movements of the few of them outside the door.

Thus began the inexplicable parent-child time at Wayne Manor.

Baby Eden wearing Batman's cape and Batman's headgear of the same style, the pointed points on both sides of the top of the head were padded with cotton, and he deliberately lowered his opening in Tim's voice: "Iambatman."

Dick, who was busy putting on a full Robin uniform for Baby Abel, including the green scale shorts, commented without raising his head: "It doesn't look like that at all, you should be more low-key, and you should have a dark and terrifying aura, Like this, I'mbatman. Because I'mbatman. No way, without a voice changer and a batsuit it feels like something is missing."

Facing the eyes of his sons' hidden expectations, the old father, who was not enough to be publicly executed, will be forced to end himself.He was silent, silent, maintaining a serious and patriarchal manner, took the baby in Tim's hand, and raised the cloak with excellent fabric drape slightly when he lifted it up, even though the "Batman" uniform armor was padded all over his body. They are all sponges, with diapers exposed, and even the two fat faces of the baby are squeezed out of the face under the hood. At this moment, when looking down at the younger brother in Robin's uniform, he also has a Batman look. Possessive and bold, even without a voice changer, Bruce can make a guttural voice that belongs to the city's dark knight, "I'mbatman."

Click.

The conscientious old housekeeper kept this scene on camera.

The adults and children at Wayne's house had a great time.

The children's mother is in dire straits at school. Faced with a huge workload of homework, Magda - who doesn't like studying very much - the little president, needs a little extra-curricular tutoring and support from the child's father. Unfortunately, not only can someone not help write immediately Homework, even my own children are taken care of by uncles and grandpas.

Extenuating circumstances, extenuating circumstances.

Magda, who was not very happy, had to turn around and go to Wayne Manor to pick up the two cubs.

She had no idea how much fun the babies were having today, or being played with. When she visited, she only saw two tired babies sleeping next to each other in the dark.

The girl who got along well with the whole family in the Wayne House during the pregnancy period also took a dinner by the way before planning to take the children back home.Before leaving, she also received an invitation letter from Ah Fu in front of everyone.

"Hmm... an invitation letter for Jason? Do you want me to pass it on? Wouldn't it be better to give it to him directly?" Magda hesitated, turned her head and looked around, and found that the other people present seemed to know what was going on. look.

"It's an invitation for Master Jason to come back and draw a family portrait together. This is also a tradition of the Wayne family. I think Miss Magda will forward it to you. He is more likely to be willing to accept." Regardless of the reason, Ma Gerda is indeed the best breakthrough.

"Family portrait." After saying this, she remembered such a plot in the comics, but Jason didn't appear in the family portrait at that time, and now the "probably lost" invitation letter was in her hands.

Brushing the slightly sunken writing on the invitation with her fingertips, Magda shook her head and returned it to Ah Fu, "Sorry, I don't want to hand it over. You now have Jason's contact information, and you know where he is often, although it's a bit It's formal, but I still hope that you will hand over the invitation letter directly to me. After he receives it, I will, um... Try to let him come."

There is no need to explain the meaning of this response. All the members of the Bat family with first-class intelligence were present, and they knew the reason and her purpose when she just refused.

If you want to repair the relationship, you can't blindly count on Magda as the mediator in the middle.

Tsundere now knows how to give a few more steps, and then smooth hair, otherwise even if she thinks about it, she will be awkward and unwilling to do it. Of course, this is too cute in her eyes.

Jason, who came back from a trip to the Metropolis that night, was first stopped by Batman's drone and lost an invitation letter, and then stopped by Nightwing and dragged to the side to receive a verbal invitation, followed by Red Robin and Ah Fu sent the same invitation, and he even ran into Robin and got an invitation that was not an invitation.

What the hell is going on?He seems to have only left Gotham for half a day, and Wayne Manor for most of the day. Why do these guys seem to have taken the wrong medicine? How many times does the same invitation have to be repeated for him?

Back home—this place can be called home, of course, Magda found that Jason was holding a familiar invitation letter in his hand, so apart from a sweet hug and kiss, he received another invitation.

……

If he refuses, will he be annoyed to death by this gang of guys who obviously negotiated?

The answer is, yes, absolutely, the main force is still the chattering little girl beside you.

Jason turned over on the bed and buried his face in the pillow, but he still couldn't stop the childish guy around him who seemed as if he wouldn't sleep if he didn't agree today.

Forget it, I didn't resist much at first, and with a wave of my arm, Magda, who was kneeling beside me, was brought directly into the bed, and wrapped up like a silkworm baby in two or three strokes, "Got it, I will go. After talking for so long Aren't you tired?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but the girl who was tired and sleepy after a busy day yawned big, and rubbed against him with the quilt. I don’t know when I got into the habit of giving him a goodnight kiss. Sleeping habit, because he was wrapped too tightly, he stretched his neck and kissed him, "Then I will sleep, I will go as promised, good night."

……

……

Even though nothing major happened, the days of raising the cubs flew by.

Early this morning, Jason felt that his arms were abnormally hot, especially the hands touching his waist and abdomen. The palms were scorching hot. The girl who fished out could confirm that she had a fever with just her hands without a thermometer.

When I checked the thermometer, I found a high fever of 39 degrees.Find a doctor, give antipyretic injections, apply ice to the forehead, and isolate the babies. After he finished all the above, Magda was awakened by the feeling of freezing on his forehead in a daze. Press back on the bed.

"Haqiu! Cough, cough, cough!" Magda took the tissue and wiped her nose. To be honest, she didn't feel well anywhere. , I had to squint my eyes and wrapped the quilt tightly, and said to my boyfriend who hadn't changed yet: "I'll be fine after a night of sleep, I won't get better immediately if you stay here, go quickly."

Today is the day I made an appointment to go to Wayne Manor to paint a family portrait.

If it wasn't for the other party's reminder, Jason would have ignored it as if nothing had happened.

It's a pity that Magda cared more about him than she had a cold and fever once in a while, and desperately "kicked" him out of the house.

The members of the Wayne family wore white shirts, black suits and formal bow ties.

Dick helped Jason adjust his shirt collar and bow tie, "But this trick is really useful for you, especially for Magda, it works every time. If you're really worried, go back and see her as soon as it's over. .”

Unable to adapt to the extra restraint at the neck, Jason twisted his neck and wanted to loosen his collar, but he knew that he would be stopped by the noisy guys around him. He frowned impatiently and glanced at the painter who was still preparing. "How long do we have to stand here with a fake smile like a pillar?"

"I'm as puzzled as you are about this."

On the other side, Magda, who was wearing an ice pack, was so uncomfortable that she couldn't sleep, so she simply fled to the system space, where she seemed to be in the state of a soul, and all the discomfort in her body disappeared. Lyme factory.

"It's no fun for you to play dumb like this, Magda." Miley was lying in the hammock, dangling with one leg outside, her mouth never stopping, this time throwing a piece of nougat on the side of her cheek .

"Don't ignore me, did you secretly try to heal yourself with honey slime? Did it not work?"

The girl who was poked and confused exited the factory and appeared in front of her in an instant. When she put away her smile, she looked cold and unapproachable, "Do you know why?"

"Of course I know everything you want to know. Simply put, it's normal for incompatible configurations to have low durability." Miley couldn't help but show her natural smile, evil , Even knowing that she has no malice towards her, Magda couldn’t help raising her vigilance, “Did you forget that Magda’s body was dead before you took control. Even if you can see her memory, you are not Her. The soul and body are not compatible, others will leave if the situation is better, but we have to wait for this body to die completely again."

As if talking about the excitement, Miley jumped up from the hammock and approached Magda, who had been standing still since she spoke, with a milky and sweet breath, but she spoke of the terrifying future: "High fever is just a In the beginning, there will be irreversible organ failure throughout the body, and then it depends on how long you can last, how many parts the human body can support before it is completely scrapped, maybe this process looks like a slow zombification. No matter How long does it take for you to feel it from beginning to end, a little bit of death."

However, the other party was not frightened by the idea in her mouth. Magda pushed away her head that was too close, with a calm expression as if Miley was just asking for snacks and games every day, "Oh, so what do you want to do?"

The little ancestor didn't eat this set. Miley chewed the candy in her mouth dissatisfied. The sticky nougat stuck to her teeth and she was even more upset, "Don't believe me? This is just a spoiler for you in advance. I don't want to do anything Ah, if you don't believe me, I can take you to another world to experience it, anyway, what I said is true."

This time Magda looked at her with clear and compassionate eyes, as if looking at a little fool, "What was your reaction when I was stabbed right last time, and how would you react now if I was about to die? Think about the inconsistencies for yourself. Is it? So you just want to go to another world? I think you want to be confined and sealed."

Damn, this thing is hard to explain.

Miley, who was treated as a little fool, was afraid that the first explanation would be a real spoiler, and that would be no fun, so she was so angry that she forcibly opened the passage to the parallel universe, snorting like a big villain, "You will know when you go." gone."

The advantage of soul fusion is that she can take advantage of Magda's weak state to occupy sovereignty, although the duration of this sovereignty is only long enough for her to throw people over.

???

How dare this guy?

The author has something to say:

It was originally a whole chapter of sugar, but after drinking a glass of milk on my computer, the main board and keyboard were all burned (the author of Goldfish Memory can't make up the original text, ahhhh)

It’s almost time to finish writing now, the cookie part has been written much better

I want to prove my hardcore part, and a few foreshadowings buried before

Little cuties who think the turning point is big, don’t worry

Miley, who hasn't come out to play for a long time, is here to show her presence again. I still have to reiterate that she is really from the chaotic evil camp

So, let's start by going to the world of Injustice