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"I don't want to get married. And even if I sign it, there will be no legal protection. What identity does he want to register with me?" Magda lay on the armrest of the sofa like an aggrieved little golden retriever, "Should I tell my parents first? You? It’s hard to speak.”

"I really don't want to hear media reports that my boss is getting married to a wanted man from around the world. I really like this job." Lin Bei was at home on a rare holiday and was sitting on a yoga mat to calm down. Her boss didn't invite her. Occupying her sofa and snacks, and telling her the breaking news as soon as he opened his mouth.

"So you ran away to me without telling the guy?"

"I sent him a message..." Guilty and nervous, she quickly ate a piece of shortbread, she licked off the dregs around her mouth and subconsciously reached out to pick up another piece, "Crack, click, I found that I would rather be an unwed mother than have a child married, and I dare not tell them."

"I support you not to get married, because to be honest, I still don't think your boyfriend is a reliable marriage partner, and I even want to beat him up more and more. Don't just eat this, there is fruit next to you, Magda." Lin Bei Like a big sister who worries about her restless sister, she is forbidden to continue to eat snacks to relieve stress.

"Although my family is in a mess, the Quinns are obviously good guardians. Since you are willing to tell me, then there is no need to put too much pressure on telling them. People who really care about you will not hurt you. The company's I'm in charge of the business, you... take good care of your baby."

"Woooooo beauty, you must be an angel sent by heaven to save me!"

"Praise me, I won't let you open the refrigerator. There is nothing in it that you can touch now. Eat your fruit."

Magda, who failed to steal the ice cream, held a pot of cherries and took one bite at a time. The taste of the dark red pulp and sweet juice was great. "In order to prevent the child's father from being beaten to death, I should go to Dana first." Mom, take a breath. Well, this is delicious, how about it as an extra employee benefit at the end of the year."

"If you like to eat, just take it away. Go and take care of your family affairs. Let me cherish the leisure vacation that is about to be lost." Lin Bei put away the yoga mat and started to chase people away, "Don't make it difficult for a single woman to take care of pregnant women, go back and let Fu Fu and your family are watching you, I can only help you hire a life assistant."

"I just went to tell them the news. I don't need to bother others anymore. Fufu can take good care of me."

Magda hugged the glass basin and planned to take away the remaining cherries bluntly, "Okay, it won't take up your rest day, you can order whatever you want to eat and buy, and charge it to my account. Goodbye, little sister."

When Magda returned to the building with the fruit that came along, Jason disappeared again. It seems that outlaws and superheroes are very busy. Now her fear of marriage is far greater than the panic about her pregnancy. People breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fufu, I'm going to find Oli's father and Dana's mother, prepare the helicopter and let's fly there, it will be more ceremonial."

Magda called to her smart butler as she dragged out her small suitcase.

"Are you going to live in Quinn's residence for a while? Given your current physical condition, I must inform Mr. Quinn, and I should go with you." Fufu has a huge database, and he knows that human female pregnancy is a big event .

"No no no, I'll tell them about it myself. It's only a few days and I'll take care of myself."

She didn't want to escape marriage, no.I didn’t bring too many clothes and skin care products. The thing that took up the most space in the suitcase was a red hooded long dumpling—because of its length, it was folded in half pitifully and stuffed in. The soft fabric and the long bread bucket were the most suitable for hugging. She can still hold it between her legs when she falls asleep, giving her the same sense of security as a real bucket.

"About your whereabouts, if Jason asks, do I need to tell him?"

"I... I told him myself."

_(:зゝ∠)_ After all, he is her boyfriend, so it's not kind to run away without saying anything.

Magda sat on the packed suitcase and called Jason—don't connect, don't connect, don't connect.

Prayers were ineffective, but the phone was still connected.Just kidding, how could he not answer the phone call from his little girlfriend now.

This has to mention where the missing Jason went before.

Magda rejected the marriage with action, and when he received her news, he had completely woken up from the state of being overwhelmed by joy and tension, and knew that this impulsive proposal was too stupid.

The red hood is a villain in name, and he is no one under the red hood.It is never a good thing for people to know that Magda and the Red Hood get too close, so at least they need to change their official identities.

Of course it wasn't the usual false identities, it was Jason Todd, the adopted son of the Wayne family.Tsk, he had rejected his girlfriend's proposal to restore his legal status before, and now he has to find Bruce to do it himself.

In other words, since having the sweet burden of Magda, Jason realized that the frequency of his contact with Batman, either actively or passively, was a bit too high. up.

If re-elected, he would still do the same thing, turning Jason and Red Hood into dual identities - the second young master of the Wayne family on the surface, and an outlaw in private, anyway, their family is like this.

It's all about restoring his identity. He won't live in Wayne Manor because of this, and he doesn't need shares in Wayne Enterprises, let alone spend Bruce's money. It's no big problem, it's still the same as before.

It's true that his original family was a mess, and he didn't handle the housework very well, and Magda shouldn't have to deal with these things, and he will do ten thousand times better than his father (probably?).

No booze daddy - the most wanted man in the world, no junkie mother - Magda was the loveliest girl he'd ever met, and would definitely be the cutest mother, and their kids didn't have to hide at the table every day Be prepared to call an emergency at any time with trepidation.

Finally mentally prepared, Jason rarely chose to visit Wayne Manor when Bruce was at home.

The father and son, who were still getting along awkwardly, sat opposite each other, and fell into a weird silence because they didn't want to have a taste of sex when they opened their mouths. Even the cookies provided by Ah Fu in the middle couldn't ease the atmosphere.

"You can directly tell me what you want to do with me, Jason. Given your time and place, I never imagined that you would take the initiative to find me by taking advantage of important events other than the Batcave." We sat down calmly and drank tea and had a snack Cookies, a scene Jason hadn't expected since his rebirth.

"Hey, Magda also mentioned this matter to you, about restoring my legal status. In fact, I don't need you to work hard. I can handle it by myself. I just came here today to ask for your consent." Jason raised his eyebrows. Picking up a cookie on his knees relieves the awkwardness of being "normal" with Bruce.

"I'm surprised you would agree to her proposal. Does this mean that you are willing to return to this home, Jason." Bruce clasped his hands on his knees, and after being confessed again and again, he was more or less gentle and frank with his family A little bit, "I'm trying to accept the difference in our concepts, and our agreement."

"No, I just want to restore my identity because I want to give Magda and our child a legitimate and complete family." He didn't mind sharing a little good news with Bruce first, or a little boy showing off.

"..."

The atmosphere gradually cooled down.

Even without the uniform, there was Batman's disapproving aura all over his body, Bruce switched to a Batman-like low voice, "It's a pity I didn't interfere with your relationship when she was underage, Jason, I thought You at least have a sense of proportion in this matter. Now it seems that I was wrong."

"Take back your desire to control, whoever I associate with is my freedom. I did not do something right in this matter, at least we are all willing to take responsibility for it. Magda is an adult, I am not guilty of a crime "And she is already an adult at her actual age, he would feel guilty when facing Magda, but he must be justified when dealing with others.

Of course Bruce wouldn't care if it was someone else, they should be responsible for their actions, but Magda, he knew the girl's psychological condition and problems, so it was very inappropriate for Jason to do so.

"Follow me to the training room in the Batcave, Alfred doesn't want us to destroy any furniture or plants."

Just go, how could the red hood be afraid of Batman.

Jason got up and followed him upstairs with his hands in his pockets, "What, you want to try my skills? Don't expect me to be beaten by you without fighting back."

When the phone rang, he was dodging Batman's kick on the head. The incoming call with a special alert tone made him pause for a second, and the other party seized the opportunity to turn back and kick him in the chest. Jason was mercilessly He kicked to the edge of the training room and picked up the phone while making a pause gesture: "Are you home?"

"...why do you speak with a suspicious gasp."

Batman didn't agree to the intermission, but quickly grabbed one of his arms, stepped back and gave him a sharp back fall, and his heavy body fell to the ground with a muffled sound.

Damn it.

Swallowing the urge to swear, Jason tried to knock him down by falling to the ground, taking advantage of the moment when Batman jumped up and dodged to keep the distance between the two of them, and used this time to answer her.

"Nothing, just a little trouble. I'll be right back."

"In fact, I want to tell you that I plan to live in Star City for a few days. I think I should tell my current family members about my pregnancy. Originally, I wanted to invite you to come to celebrate Thanksgiving, but this time the situation is special. For you Let’s forget about the safety this year.”

Being "abandoned" by his girlfriend on the phone, and eating Batman's fist outside the phone, Jason wondered for a moment whether he was abandoned by the whole world.

On another occasion, he would be more than happy to beat the old bat, using the 0 gun in his hand, the pistol hidden in his chest, and various hidden props. Who wants to fight Batman in the training room? side was beaten.

Red Hood and Batman sat down to talk calmly, oh, it doesn't exist.

It is not the point of the previous training, and it is not a real means of dealing with criminals. This kind of beating is like the way a bat-type father educates a son who has made mistakes, but the old bat is ruthless enough. There will be bruises on the parts of the face that were beaten afterward, and the area is definitely not small.

"You should learn a lesson, Jason. As a father who knows this kind of news, he must do so." Batman reached out and pulled up the big boy who was knocked down by him, and naturally assumed the role of the man's father to consider this matter, "Recover I should be responsible for the status. I won’t help you with the marriage issue, and Magda’s current guardians are Green Arrow and Black Canary, and they love her very much.”

So?

Before he had time to share the joy with his little girlfriend, he imagined that tonight he should hold Magda to appease her and talk about their future, including this child.

As a result, the girlfriend ran away, and ran to the home of his future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

What, how many people are going to beat him up for this?First Dick, then Bruce, is he going to find Green Arrow and Black Canary to be beaten up next?

The author has something to say:

The author can answer in the affirmative, yes, the next step is the mixed doubles of father-in-law and mother-in-law.

My mind was so empty yesterday that I couldn’t write anything and got stuck for a whole day

The day after tomorrow is New Year's Eve, I wish the little angels who read the article have endless cherries in advance!