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The vigilance is too low, Magda reflected painfully.

She was thrown on the cold concrete floor, and she quietly opened her eyelids to observe. All she could see was the dilapidated dark gray floor and the cracked walls of the same color. Although she was not tied up, she still couldn't move—probably another What does the virus do.

Silently summoning a honey slime to hide under her body to activate her skills, she clicked on the map and found herself in the Arkham Asylum, which was not surprising at all.

The person who threw her on the ground didn't leave, and the movement was very slight, and she couldn't tell what she was doing.Magda took advantage of this gap and quietly released small props.

The sound of footsteps approaching behind him.

"You'd better stop there," she kindly reminded.

The footsteps paused for a moment, and they continued to approach unmoved, and then there was the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground before the screams could be heard.

"Sounds like a miscellaneous fish." Lie quietly on the ground until the body gradually regained consciousness.

Magda moved her hands that were still slightly paralyzed to sit up, knocked on her legs, and tried to walk while leaning on the wall like a paralyzed rehabilitation patient.

The pretty little dress and the little girl are all dusty, especially today when they are still wearing white, and the black dirt becomes more and more obvious as they are photographed.Magda simply gave up, picked up the tripping robot that had done a good job in the discharge, and picked up the syringe that fell next to "Miscellaneous Fish". The green liquid inside was not a good thing at first glance.She took it into the warehouse and decided to take it back to test the ingredients.

She remembered that the worldline clown had been missing for a year, and the comic book she could match was probably "The Disaster of Genocide".Spoiler alert tells you that the story is probably that the clown secretly stared at Batman for a year, thinking that Batman should not have a fetter other than him (?), and then captured all the people close to Batman , tortured and planned to use them to abuse Batman.

By the way, he also quietly controlled Arkham during this year to carry out a reign of terror, and then poisoned the reservoir as soon as he appeared on the stage, and seemed to spread the clown virus everywhere, killing people was counted according to batches.

Magda rubbed her head with a headache, not knowing where the clown had gone.Peripheral personnel like her should belong to the foreshadowing in the early stage, and the main dishes are caught by the clown himself one by one.Now that he is already in Arkham, it is not good to see death.

"Fufu, help me notify all friendly troops that can be notified, just say that the clown is messing with the citizens in Gotham again, ignore Batman, come and help if you have time, send us to take responsibility. And, they are weak The helpless person in charge of logistics and claims has been kidnapped." Magda poked Fufu while putting on a mask she hadn't used for a long time.

"Okay, execute immediately. Don't you plan to come back, Magda, Arkham Asylum is not a good place." The dedicated butler Fufu kindly suggested.

"Waiting to call someone over is a waste of time. I can still save him." Magda summoned ropes to tie up the miscellaneous fish, and stepped out of the room directly, "Also, you can locate Ah Fu, and if he is in danger, hurry up and save him." Save people."

She was caught near the gate, and no patrols were seen in the area, nor was anyone even moving.In each of the cubicles on either side of the room are trapped two employees dressed as the Joker and Batman, dancing incessantly in circles even if they look weak and tired, their bare feet in the water submerging their insteps , The wires hidden in the water can allow the controller to kill them all in an instant, so no one dares to stop.

What kind of perverted combination of poison only bastards is this.

Their terrified and help-seeking eyes stared at the girl who suddenly appeared, not sure whether they would be greeted with other torture or freedom.

Magda forced herself to remain calm, and used the prop "SpongeBob SquarePants" to suck up all the water in this area, and after confirming that the ground was completely dry, she comforted them: "Don't get close to the power lines, make sure you are safe, you all stay here and rest for a while , things will be resolved soon."

Leaving behind the vigilant little bee, she continued to walk in hastily.

Then she knew why there was no one there just now, and the heavily armed criminals were all gathered here, even if they found out that it was not Batman but a thin girl, they didn't intend to let it go, and attacked her even more contemptuously.

Magda didn't intend to play close combat with them. She raised her hand and the violent airflow would blow people up, and she turned on "Magneto" to collect all the weapons.Learning from the last lesson, this time the epic extended version of the automatic lasso tied them all together one by one.

The little robots are all equipped with electric shock devices, which can stun them all without falling to the ground, and mend them again as long as anyone wakes up.

The quick battle didn't waste time, suppressing the fear in her heart, she pushed open the door of the third room with slightly trembling hands.

There is only one tapestry here.

A tapestry specially made by a clown was hung up in the air.

A tapestry made of countless bodies forcibly stitched together depicts several important encounters between the Joker and Batman.

The face-to-face was far more shocking and terrifying than it appeared in the comics, Magda gritted her teeth tightly before she dared to enter this room.

These stitched people are still alive, but life is better than death.Destroyed, they murmured numbly, "Long live the Bat King, long live the Bat King, long live the Bat King."

The picture was horrific.

The bees put this "tapestry" flat on the ground in groups, and cut the sutures on their heads and bodies with small scissors. When the threads were removed, the wounds ooze blood again.

The meaningless sex and the repeated "Long live the Bat King" severely stimulated Magda's nerves.She wants to silence these people, but they are the most innocent victims who have suffered so much inhuman torture.

So she hid in a corner away from the tapestry, summoned more bees to speed up the removal of the stitches, and a large amount of honey mud covered the split wounds.

There are more people in Arkham who need to be rescued, and time should not be wasted, but she is a little bit unable to walk now, and she is not as good as Batman to continue walking.

Batman Batman Batman, clown clown clown clown... ahhh!I'm so sick of this villain!

Calm down, Magda, you can do it.

Throw emotions into a corner and ignore the sounds that surround your ears.

She chose the prop "tour guide horn" (the function is to attract everyone's attention), put on sunglasses, stood at a high place where they could all see, and raised the turned on horn to her mouth.

"Hey, watch everything here." Magda held the horn in one hand and the amnestic stick in the other. To be on the safe side, she set the memory erasing time to two years ago, and when she pressed the switch, a white light flashed.

"The lunatics from Arkham Asylum escaped again. You were all injured and are still lying in the hospital for treatment."

After she finished speaking, she sprinkled the "Maleficent" powder on the group of people, enough to sleep for a whole day, to ensure that the subsequent stitch removal treatment was carried out while they were asleep.

Turn around and leave this room, let her think about who else needs to be dealt with, Freeze Man, Clay Noodle, Scarecrow, Penguin Man, Riddler Man, Two-Faced Man... one by one?That's too much trouble.

She's going to be a Wicked Witch now.

Powder alone is not enough.

Magda took out the "Maleficent's Wand", which was almost half her height and was completely black, with a deep purple crystal ball inlaid on the top.Forcefully insert the end of the sharp wand into the ground, and the surging magic ripples will continuously sway around it. Except for the controller, everyone in the Arkham Asylum will fall into a deep sleep until the spell is lifted.

"Fufu, you can figure out how to catch bad guys and save people here." Throwing the question to the omnipotent butler, Magda decided to teleport to Jason and smoke catnip to comfort herself.

The little girl with a face full of displeasure just teleported over, and saw the source of her unhappiness—the clown, starting the mechanism, saying that they are a family, and at the same time making her boyfriend, Mr. Red Hood, fall hard In the trap, he was hit several times and screamed in pain.

My day you Immortal Banban! !

What is sanity?No more! MMP!If you don't teach clowns to be human today, Magda will go back to kindergarten!

Bricks: 100% hit the back of the target's head, with a permanent intelligence-reducing buff, and a brick will reduce 10 units of IQ (causality props, production requires 1 slime, one-time props)

She picked up the brick without even looking at it and threw it out directly. The law of cause and effect is to help you hit the target no matter whether you hit it accurately or not.

How enjoyable is a piece? Before the clown who was staggered by the smash could react, she continued to throw bricks.No matter how the clown dodged or blocked it, it hit him accurately on the back of the head.

The clown fell to the ground and giggled, "Ha, surprising kid. Those trash who never counted on it."

Folding stool: 100% shooting target (causal law props, 5 slimes are required to make, and the validity period is 24 hours)

Magda was expressionless, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, grabbed the ordinary-looking blue folding stool with both hands, and swung it up vigorously like a tennis racket.

The clown was pulled up from the ground by an inexplicable suction force, and was sucked onto the folding stool with his torso as the center. The little girl waved him lightly and was thrown back to the wall, which knocked his barely fixed face loose and slipped off. .

It seems that because of Brick's intelligence reduction bonus, the clown slid on the ground and only knew "hahahaha" laughing wildly.But the laughter annoyed her even more, and she slapped him for the second, third, and fourth time mercilessly...

During the period, the clown's face, which was stripped off and put on again, was blown away, revealing a ferocious face covered with blood scabs.Several of his teeth had been knocked out - including the front teeth.

Magda kept a cold face the whole time, as if she couldn't hear or see how badly he was photographed, but beating is also a hard job. She supported her sore arms and slapped people into the wall again, and was repeatedly smashed The walls in the center have cracked like spider webs.

The clown fell to the ground motionless like a puddle of mud, and she confirmed that no one was killed but passed out.Panting and supporting herself with a folding stool, she wiped the sweat from her forehead, leaned into the opened concrete trap and looked down, it was so dark that she didn't know how deep it was, she tried to shout: "Jason? Hello? Are you still awake?"

"I'm fine, I can't die." When Jason fell down, he just fell beside Tim who was lying unconscious on the ground. It was probably only a slight bone fracture. He was busy checking the situation of Red Robin until he heard Magda He probably knew what was going on above the noise...

Of course Magda was worried, she remembered that Tim seemed to be down there too, the two troubled brothers were not very well.

Put on the magic wings, and fly the bundled clown slime down with the little bees.

"Little Fairy" Magda also looked dirty, sweaty, and in a mess. Now that the unlucky trio had gathered together, since there was still a clown waiting to be dealt with here, they were not in a hurry to shift positions.

Magda unfolded the folding stool in her hand and sat down Tim, who was only able to stand with Jason's support. She didn't intend to pity her boyfriend for extra seats.Stuffing honey slime to the wounded, he couldn't help but add "one is five thousand dollars."

Tim wanted to roll his eyes, he swallowed his anger and accepted the treatment, is the president still short of that money, "I'll turn it over to you later."

The little girl directed the little bee to throw the clown between the three of them, and kicked the unresponsive guy in disgust.

"Did he fuck all of you all by himself? Now what about this guy?"

"Oh, how to deal with it, of course it is to kill him." His anger could be felt through the hood, and then Magda quickly handed him a gun, saying please, Jason's anger was a little stuck .

Still not ordinary enough, she asked Little Bee to take out the communicator and call Batman—it was still a video call.With the light, the image of Batman was quickly projected in front of their eyes.

"Hello, Batman. I have called all the superheroes I can call to help in Gotham, free pick-up, no thanks." Magda is not afraid of being made a watch by Batman now, she nodded to him Continued: "I also found Dahong and Xiaohong, and caught the clown. Now let's live broadcast how to deal with the clown correctly."

Magda let the camera turn to Jason holding a gun and the clown unconscious on the ground, "Mr. Red Hood, hurry up. The villain dies because of talking too much, and I think the same is true for the hero."

"You can't kill the Joker." The Joker did throw Gotham into chaos again, he could beat the Joker until he was paralyzed but he couldn't kill him.

"That's why you can't, Batman, not me." Jason pointed his gun at the clown, who never thought it necessary for the clown to live.

"The clown is heinous, but it should not be a private trial. Don't let him continue to ruin you."

"Don't be impulsive, Red Hood." Tim also realized that something was wrong, and he turned to Magda, "You should know that doing this will never help him."

Magda felt a little dazed, and she subconsciously tied up the other two little birds present.

"It seems to be true. It's not good if you do it yourself." Magda approached and kissed the hood.

"You gave me the gun and won't let me kill him? What the hell are you playing?"

"Because this plan is obviously bad." Thinking that she had comforted her boyfriend, she knelt down and forcibly woke up the unconscious clown, "I think it will be troublesome for you to deal with him, so let me watch it. "

At this time, they all realized that something was wrong, and no one interrupted for a while and chose to observe silently.

"Your methods are really rough and boring. Only the props are interesting, but you don't know how to use them at all." The clown lying on the ground tirelessly chattered nonsense, "Batman, my king, your jester clown will solve it soon This trouble is coming to you."

Who cares what nonsense you are talking about, Magda forced a white light into his brain, "It is said that this thing is called 'angel's kindness', and it can turn a sociopath into the most selfless saint, let's try try……"

Before she finished speaking, a strange situation appeared on her body. She frowned and pointed at the clown who looked repentant and sad. The visible mass of green peeled off from him, and the clown tilted his head and stopped breathing in the next second.Following the movements, the girl not only changed into a black-haired and black-eyed appearance, but also her expression seemed to be a different person.

"It's such a mother-in-law to deal with garbage." As she spoke, she took off her mask and swallowed the green ball. She chewed like tasting food, paused suddenly, and then covered her mouth and coughed desperately. Choked so tears flowed wildly, "Damn, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough! Cough, cough, mustard!"

The black-haired Magda who was staying in the system found that the seal had loosened a lot when the girl rescued Arkham. When she smelled the familiar smell, she took a peek, until she couldn't help but broke through the seal and ran out. It took a long time to deal with a little villain, but in the end it was decided to waste resources and give him "kindness". It's better for her to do it, and eat a soul that is a piece of cake, pollution-free and pollution-free.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be the most annoying mustard smell.

The black-haired Magda, who was handsome for less than three seconds, was about to faint from choking.Anyway, the problem had been solved, so she hurried back and let Magda feel it herself.

Magda, who also doesn't know how to eat mustard, didn't know what happened just now, but she was so choked by this feeling that she wanted to ascend to heaven. She coughed with her mouth wide open and her legs went limp until she sat on the ground, wiping her tears and beating the ground in pain.

The change was too fast, and the three people who witnessed the whole process "..."

The author has something to say:

Magda’s cross talk teammate came out to make a show (papapapa)

What should they be called, funny duo?Cross talk duo?

At the request of all the cuties, the clown is cold, hehehe, surprise or surprise

The fact is that I really can’t think of how to torment him, let him go offline quickly_(:зゝ∠)_