[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Welcome to "New York News Evening Train", as the most popular news program in the United States in 2019, we have combined multiple social platforms such as ins and facebook to hold an online event to vote for "the most popular superhero in the United States". Friends can log in to various platforms to like and vote, come to pick, wish him/her C debut!

As usual, "Late Train" was played in the staff cafeteria. What was different from the past was that as soon as the news came out this time, it immediately attracted a lot of heated discussions. The Chaoying friends who were eating in full swing looked different. Expressions and mental states can be quickly divided into the following categories:

Representatives of high-coldness: Doctor Strange, Sherlock Holmes, Magneto.

The expressions of the three are exactly the same: indifference, indifference, or indifference!Except that Strange danced a little too much in the red cloak scene, the other two still ate quietly as if they hadn't heard the news.

Watson, who was sitting next to Sherlock, took out his mobile phone and opened the voting channel curiously. When he saw Holmes' name on the list and the number of votes was not low, he immediately sent out a question with exclamation, "Sherlock? What's going on here! Why are you on the list of superheroes?"

Watson's mood was very complicated. He even wondered if the official's hand trembled and labeled Steve Strange as Sherlock Holmes. Such a small mistake is still very likely to happen.

Sherlock, who saw through Watson's thoughts for a second, calmly slid across the screen, pointed to Doctor Strange, who had a lower real-time vote than him, and said to Watson: "You may not believe it, but super high IQ is indeed my superpower. .”

Watson: "..." Watson wanted to hit someone after hearing this.

As for Magneto Eric, who has been trapped in the cookie and cannot extricate himself, he is even more calm. In his middle and old age, Eric, who has completed the great mission of "mutants and human beings to coexist peacefully", has become more and more calm. It is not uncommon for mutants in the crowd to participate in this kind of voting activities led by humans. "The blood flowing in the mutants' bodies is nobler than humans. Please humans don't rub the heat of our mutants?" Thinking of this, Ai Rick even frowned dissatisfied.

Seeing that his old friend was about to become aggressive again, Charles quickly stuffed a custard bag into Eric's mouth to stop him from launching the Nth mutant-human war.

The second category of mensao representatives who are excited but pretend to be extremely calm on the surface are different:

The first to bear the brunt is naturally Tony Stark. Ever since the host uttered the first word, Tony knew that this show was tailor-made for him. He believed that there was no difference this time when he climbed to the top of various ranking lists. He didn't even need to use his money ability to squeeze everyone, especially Batman next door.

Thinking of this, Tony took a big mouthful of crayfish soup powder even more happily.

"Now No.1 is... Oh my god, No.1 is King T'Challa of Wakanda!" As the crowd exclaimed, Tony immediately turned his attention to... Well, the center of everyone's discussion is not at this time. Instead of appearing in the staff cafeteria, but in the distant African country of Wakanda, Tony's tone remained calm as it should be, although it still sounded sour with lemon essence, "It seems that T'Challa spent money Strength, just a small activity, unnecessary, really unnecessary."

Tony didn't know that T'Challa, who was strolling comfortably on the remote African savannah, didn't know about the voting. It was all thanks to a certain TV fan leader in Wakanda who dug up this competition at a glance while watching "New York News Evening Train". When he saw the king's name in the shortlist, he called on all the members of the tribe to vote for the king together!In this way, relying on the large number of people in Wakanda and the unity and friendship among the various tribes, Wakanda became the No.1 in the popularity list in a very short time after the show was first broadcast!

Just as Tony was smiling on the surface and MMP in his heart, Bruce, who was silent on the side, was not in a better mood.

He was already a little upset to be suppressed by Tony, but he didn't expect to be suppressed by T'Challa!This is not the popularity list, this is obviously the richest list, Bruce looks at No.4... Fortunately, it is not Lex Luthor, but his good friend Superman!Wait a minute, why is Superman's popularity soaring?Bruce watched as Batman was squeezed out, transferred from No.3 to No.4.

While reminding himself to be calm, Bruce suppressed his heart attack, pretending to be nonchalant and said: "The entertainment activities of the American people are really full of diversity."

"As Batman's benefactor, Mr. Wayne won't take any action? Batman's ranking is not very high!" The death knell who finally escaped from prison appeared in the cafeteria swaggeringly, before he knew what this guy wanted to do. Well, when it was detected that he was not hostile, he reported the name of the dish and did not take any action, and it was very fun to watch him hate Bruce.

Bruce returned Deathstroke's enigmatic smile, short of "you guessed it."

The third category is the Buddhist representatives who have always expressed that "it's nothing to do with themselves" and have a truly peaceful heart:

The representative among the representatives is T'Challa, who temporarily ranks first. Even after he knew that he was elected No.1 by accident, he just reminded the people of Wakanda to vote rationally, "Don't krypton gold! Don't krypton gold ! Don’t krypton gold!” He also said the important thing three times, it can be said that he is a really good king!

The same buddhist is Charles, who is the opposite of Eric's aloofness. Adhering to the fine tradition of X Academy since ancient times, "the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die on the beach". Charles has realized that his popularity is declining year by year. As the popularity of Polaris, Phoenix Girl and other juniors is getting higher and higher, Charles is actually full of relief.

As for Captain America Steve, since the American school released his educational promotional video, his popularity has not been very high, especially the American elementary and middle school students, every time they see him on the street, they run away far away , which made Steve almost depressed for a while.Fortunately, he found Bucky later, and while his mood was healed, the touching friendship between him and Bucky for more than 70 years was also written into the history textbook, which brought his popularity back to the peak of his life again.Now, the captain's popularity ranking is not low, and more importantly, his and Bucky's names are next to each other, hehe is very happy.

There is another person who is very Buddhist because of special circumstances, that is, the current US President Lex Luthor. Due to some media reasons, Luthor did not appear in this list. He said on the surface, "This is a democratic Vote, American citizens cannot be forced to choose me under some kind of pressure", in fact, I have been secretly happy for a long time that I don't have to be pressured by Superman.

"In this way, shouldn't Mr. Luthor be classified as the fourth type of melon eater?"

【—What you said is not unreasonable. 】

After a short silence, the reporter agreed with Tim and continued the classification.

The fourth category is what Tim said. Although he is on the list, he is more concerned about the ranking status of other players, and even mobilizes his fans to vote for idols. Most of these players are young, such as those who have just become regulars. Spider-Man classmate.

Spider-Man's classmate posted a dynamic on Twitter immediately, "Please support my idol, Mr. Iron Man!"

It is a very high-profile canvassing for Iron Man.

Although the Robin Birds did not show such strong enthusiasm for canvassing for Batman as Peter did, they could only bite the bullet and were forced to post similar words to Peter on social platforms .

Bruce continued to eat in silence with a look of "I didn't do anything, I just looked at what my sons are doing gently". The fan power of the three Robin birds is stronger than that of a Spiderman. , Batman's increase has surpassed the top three at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon he regained the No.3 position.It seems that reaching the top is just around the corner, and Batman, who is so happy, feels that the food is delicious.

"So why did the U.S. government hold such a meaningless event?" After being warned by the old father's eyes, Robin Bird didn't want to eat melons at all. They had to find ways to help Batman make his C debut, otherwise his life in the Batcave would be ruined. Not so good!

In addition to the fans of Iron Man and Batman who are the strong candidates for C, there is also the president of the global association of someone's fan club sitting in the staff cafeteria. Yes, he is "with horns on his head and no tail behind him. But he likes to sing "Let's learn to meow together, let's meow meow meow meow together"" President Loki!

He said to Saul very confidently: "I have activated the power of Thor's fans around the world. I taught him how to climb over the wall as far away as the Antarctic. Don't worry, Saul, I will definitely send you out!"

"Thank you, Loki!" Thor was so moved by his good brother that his nose burst into tears. He thought for a while, and then asked weakly, "Is there any prize for debut? I will reward a big gift bag of fairy wine Is it really not possible, do you have a big snack pack?"

"No." Loki became indifferent for a second, and signaled Thor to shut up.

Like Loki, Arthur's younger brother Orm is also worried about his brother. The two have long become good friends who talk about everything because of their very similar outlook on life and values. Fans are also discussing enthusiastically.

For a while, the activity of superheroes and their fans was like a rocket, all the way to the sky, and drove the rapid development of the US GDP.The initiator behind it, Lex Luthor, was sitting on an office chair in the open office, staring at various data on the huge projection screen, smiling with satisfaction.

When Ashe walked into the president's office carrying takeaways, she wasn't too surprised.

Luthor also intends to let Ashe see his big data empire, "Although we have entered a peaceful age, superheroes cannot shine for the cause of protecting the earth. But it has been proved that they can play a role in various fields such as economy, politics, and culture." important role."

Luther's first test of the water was very successful, "Do you know why most superheroes were born during World War II?" He looked at Ashe with shining eyes.

Ashe glanced back at Luther, and she understood that in this situation, the somewhat arrogant Mr. President hoped that she would show a puzzled expression, and then he could ask and answer by himself.The sensible Ashe cooperatively made a question mark with his expression.

"OK, let me explain to you." Luthor immediately called up the PPT that he had already made, "Do you know this story? In an era when famine was rampant and people often starved to death, a dying man The old man called several of his children to him and said to them: "There is gold buried in the barren fields at home." So, when the old man died, they rushed to the field and searched the barren fields. Obviously, the barren fields There is no gold in the land, but the children reclaimed the barren fields into fertile fields, and they all survived the famine. In that war-torn era, Stark's father Howard discovered the nuclear reactor, and Captain America became a symbol of the U.S. government. Magneto also awakened the X ability at that time. Superheroes have long forgotten that they may not have contributed much to world peace, but they were the hope of the people of that era, and the barren people who supported World War II survived tenaciously .”

oh?Ashe raised her eyebrows, feeling that the spiritual meaning of a superhero was immediately sublimated, but since this is a sand sculpture, she raised her mouth lightly, "Is this why you play the emotional card to make money?"

Luther: "..." Can we continue to have a good conversation.

He discovered the economic value of superheroes from history and carried it forward!Leaving aside superhero...and takeaway factors, another important reason why Luthor invited Ashe was the name of the dishes she carried with her.

Luthor, who has been working hard in the political world, did not know where he heard that the name of the dish was integrated with the future system. Now he is well informed, not only knows the past, but also can foresee the future. Luthor, who stands at the pinnacle of power, urgently needs to know his vision for the future of the United States. The impact, and whether he will be immortalized, of course, it would be even better to know whether Superman has returned to Krypton.

【——Sorry, if you know too much, you will be decapitated. 】

As expected, the name of the dish directly rejected Luthor's request.The cunning Mr. President did not give up, "Maybe we can make some exchanges? There are many important secrets hidden in my database, and at the same time I still hold the supreme power in my hands. These are tempting chips."

[—But they seem to have nothing to do with me, my big data system is already the most advanced, Mr. President. 】

"What about Superman's ultra-ultra-ultra-ultra-detailed information? They only exist in my private database and are not connected to any network. You must not know." This is already Luthor's last treasure, which is enough to show his sincerity.

The name of the dish was really exciting. [I'm a little moved, but I have nothing to do with it. 】

Luther: "..."

[——However, I can reveal to you a little bit that it will take you a long time to design a global database and use multiple complex algorithms to predict future projects. After the project is completed, you will achieve great success in a short period of time, but in the end The result is likely to be incalculably tragic. 】

The Mo De emotion in Cai Ming's voice was really Mo De emotion, and when Luther heard it, he also fell into a serious silence.

【—Okay, now you can give me all of Superman's data. 】Of course, reporting the name of the dish will not make me suffer a bit.

On the way back, Ashe showed great interest in the system just rapping, "Dr. Bao, did you prevent the end of the world just now?"

The name of the dish was silent all of a sudden, he could only reply to his host by forming an "orz" with garbled characters, and said in a low voice:

【—Don’t tell Alpha, or he will definitely trouble me.And the doctor, he is an out-and-out big mouth! 】

"???" Ash howled dryly, "I hate keeping secrets!"

……

The "Superhero Popularity Poll" lasted for a month. As Luthor said, it has driven the economic development of all walks of life in the United States and even the world. The battle for wealth of leading companies", "Do you think this is just a voting event, no, it is actually a black organization using it to launder money", etc. In the end, the President of the United States had to come out to refute the rumors himself.

The process was a bit tortuous, but fortunately, the result was smooth.Because of T'Challa's Buddhism and his unwillingness to deteriorate his relationship with Stark Industries and the Wayne Group, the friendly Lord of a Nation took the initiative to ask his people to stop voting.In the last three days, the firepower was mainly concentrated on the top two, and the fans of Iron Man and Batman had almost reached a stage of intense competition.

What is "Iron Man is just an ordinary person when he takes off his armor, but Batman is still Batman when he takes off his armor", or "The world is kind to Batman, but the world is sorry for Iron Man", or "Iron Man's mortal body is as good as a god -Fart, that's obviously a description of Batman! -Uh, Captain America passed out crying in Bucky's arms"...

Steve & Bucky who were suddenly cue:? ? ?

Positive energy means that Iron Man and Batman have shown a harmonious relationship in front of the camera many times, trying to prevent fans from dissing each other.This made the onlookers in the staff cafeteria sigh again, "Sure enough, every idol has such fans."

The final result ended with "Tony and Bruce won the double championship with an absolute tie". In terms of the two fans shaking hands immediately when they knew the result, it can be said to be a happy ending.It was supposed to be something worth celebrating, but when the results of the match were released, the two contestants who suddenly felt ominous suddenly lost all their smiles.

As the background music of "Weare the champions" played, a voice they didn't want to hear came into their heads at the same time.

[——Congratulations to Mr. Stark and Mr. Batman for the "Double C Debut Gift Package". 】