[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Although Ashe doesn't know Batman, she and Bruce Wayne are somewhat friendly.

Glancing sympathetically at Mr. Batman who was about to suffer a burn, Eich silently said: "I choose ②"

【——Selected: ②Yes.Braised Batman, 30 seconds countdown. 】

Ash:?Wait a minute, she chose "No"!Dear, it is recommended to turn on the replay here!

The old Lai system was unmoved.

Batman doesn't know that the choice is not with him, even though he has mentally pressed ② option dozens of times, and he almost screamed.

[——Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Task: Peel a crayfish by hand and not feed it to the man on the left. 】

Batman: ? ? ?

The sound of the system can only be heard by him and Ashe, and Ashe who "give up" to save Batman has already pulled away the chair next to Peter and began to watch the show "irresponsibly".

Batman cast a icy glance at Baron Sterak on his left, which made Mr. Baron's soul tremble.

feeding?It is impossible to feed in this life.He has never fed the Robin cubs at home.

Batman is on the right track with the system, so he is waiting to find out what the red-burning method is. By the way, he contacts his butler: "Ah Fu, I'm about to be burned. Check the various values ​​​​of my body at any time."

Ah Fu: "...Okay."

【—Mission failed, braised Batman, start. 】

"I seem to smell... braised quail?" It smells so good that Peter licks his mouth. "But there is no such dish on the menu."

"Now." Ashe pointed to Batman with her chin.

The only exposed lower half of the masked Bruce's face was already red. He was so hot, like a fire burning in his body, and it was still raging. The "report dish name" system even played BGM to help out, "I am fire, fire fire fire fire, I just love braised braise. Don't let me stop!"

Ah Fu's voice was a little frightened, "It has been detected that your CPU temperature is too high." It was a little skinny.

Bruce: ...He thinks he can do another salvage.

【—Stir-fry on high heat, count down for 10 seconds.

Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 10 seconds:

Task: Peel a crayfish by hand and feed it to the man on the left. 】

Batman: Isn't it 30 seconds?

【——10, 9...】

Bruce was still sweating profusely on his forehead. With his willpower, he quickly peeled a crayfish open. He pinched Strack's jaws with his left hand and pried open his mouth very hard. The right hand connected the shrimp with its tail The shell, stuffed violently into his mouth, and closed it again.

This was definitely the toughest crawfish Strack had ever eaten.

Under Batman's death gaze, he bit the shell and swallowed it, while thinking: What did he do wrong, why did he treat him like this.

[Mission successful.Braised Batman, stop. 】

The cool evening wind blows in immediately, and Ashe pours a glass of iced sweet-scented osmanthus and sour plum soup thoughtfully, to set Mr. Batman on fire.

After muttering and drinking a large glass, Bruce felt better.

He began to look at this low-key yet luxurious restaurant, and remembered that it was still the staff canteen of the Wayne Group.

It's just that the cafeteria is suddenly bewitched by evil spirits, and I have to discuss with Ah Fu how to exorcise the evil spirits later.

In short, first ask about the whereabouts of the clown, and then leave this ghost place quickly.What did he do just now, he was about to die of laughter from the insole next door.

Good thing he's Batman now, not Bruce Wayne.

Guarding the black vest, Batman continued to stare at the Hydra trio with cold eyes, "I told you to hurry up..."

【—Danger warning!Residual virus detected: Doubtful.

Virus source: Batman.

Braised Batman in soy sauce, reduce the heat to a low heat, and count down for 1 minute.

Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Task ②: Invite the man on the left to peel a crayfish and feed it to you, and tell him: "We are a family that loves each other."]

Batman: ? ? ?

"Hurry up and peel the shrimp and feed me." Batman turned his gaze and froze on Strack.

"Cough...cough cough cough..." Tony, who was drinking sour plum soup, resisted the urge to laugh, but still accidentally choked himself.

Peter: So this is Batman, dumbfounded.jpg

As for Strack: why is it always him who gets hurt!

Baron Sterak, with a huge shadow in his heart, seemed to be suffering from Parkinson's. He separated the shrimp head from the shrimp body with trembling hands, peeled off the shell, and carefully removed the shrimp thread... 50 seconds had passed.

"Come on!" Batman urged him.

Strack became even more nervous. As soon as he got nervous, the crayfish slipped from his fingers, ah!

Batman has quick eyesight and quick hands, before falling, he catches the crayfish with his mouth with lightning speed.

He didn't pay much attention to the taste, just swallowed it whole, and finally said at the speed of rap: "We are a family that loves each other."

【——The mission is successful, the virus "question" has been completely cleared. 】

Resisting the urge to "slump in a chair" and avoid repeating the same mistakes, Batman decided to let the Hydra guys go first.

But the current atmosphere is obviously very weird, especially Baron Strucker, who was being fed and forced to feed, his outlook on life and values ​​began to collapse, and he even had a bold assumption of "does Batman like me".

This gay feeling... Ugh!

His colleagues began to look at him with disgust.

What they don't know is that just now, a drone flew over the sky. It was the students of the New York University Drone Club recording the beautiful New York. When it flew around this beautiful hanging garden Circle, happened to record the magical scene in the cafeteria.

This scene happened to be posted on the social platform again, and then...

The Joker angrily canceled the cooperation with Hydra and warned them, "Batman's friend is the Joker's enemy."

"Mr. Clown, it's not what you think. At that time, Batman was bewitched and threatened us..." Baron Zemo tried to explain, but the description became darker and darker.

"Hehe, threatening you? Threatening you, will you say 'we are a family that loves each other'? Zemo, do you think I am mentally retarded as a clown?" He hung up the phone directly.

"Mr. Clown, Mr. Ugly?" Dip!drop! "Hello? Hello!"

...But that's all for later.

……

At this moment, Batman, who was put together by the system, decided to break the pot and eat at the table with Hydra.

Don't ask him why he lost his mind, because the moment he just swallowed the crayfish, the sweetness with the aroma of old wine conquered Batman's stomach. Step on the Batboard and surf freely in the storm of lightning and thunder.

And Ashe, who had seen enough drama, returned to the back kitchen to continue her work.

Half an hour later, the third table of guests came.

It was a man in a wheelchair, even with a bare head, his beauty was not affected at all, especially those charming blue eyes.

"Hi, Charles, Hank!"

Ashe who met an acquaintance was extremely enthusiastic, mainly because Charles was so beautiful.When Ashe first saw him, she was fascinated by those blue eyes, and exclaimed "as beautiful as my eyes".

The three old friends who hadn't seen each other chatted for a while, and Ashe walked into the back kitchen and began to prepare the third lobster.

Charles pondered silently.Usually, he pays great attention to everyone's privacy. Is it really Batman and Hydra sitting at the same table for dinner?What kind of weird scene is this?

As Professor X, I also have a little curiosity.

When Charles found out that Batman had been "poisoned", at that moment, he suddenly recalled his fear of being tortured by the system.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: fear.

Virus source: Professor X.

Searching for "Professor X" related information... Search completed.

Charles Francis Xavier, the first World Champion of the Strongest Brain, has a record that no one has ever broken.Of course, I'm very much looking forward to rising star Jean Gray.

On the surface, he is an amiable head of a school, but he is actually troubled by baldness every day; he even mumbles in his dreams: "The scumbag man has tin foil hot, and the scumbag girl has big waves. But I am different, I don't have perm hair."

By the way, he also has an unspeakable good friend.

Handling method: Professor X who draws wire.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

The author has something to say: Charles: Even though I am so beautiful, you always hurt me with bald heads.

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Jiuxi Yanshu

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^