[Comprehensive] Those years when I was a twenty-five boy

It’s impossible to go back, I’ve come to this place, I’m sorry if I don’t show my loyalty in front of the boss, I almost died just now.

I don't know what happened, the building they were in exploded and turned into ruins in an instant.

……

Ah? ? ?

My mind suddenly went blank, and when I realized it, I was already kneeling in the ruins digging a hole, crying while digging, "Don't die, wow——"

Osamu Dazai's showmanship is unpredictable. Will he make a will to ask me to be buried with him after his death, or if he dies, I will definitely be an undercover agent.Although being a person requires self-awareness, I know that I am not that important, but his message made me dare not gamble.

Why?Why is God so cruel to me? I really don't want to die, especially because of Dazai, a big piece of trash.

I felt sad for a while, and I wailed even louder, "Osamu Dazai, how could you bastard die so easily, it is said that the scourge will last for thousands of years, why did you die at a young age, then what should I do— —”

A chuckle came from behind, followed by a familiar voice, "So I am so important to Lina-chan."

"...hiccup." I hiccupped immediately, my legs went limp and I fell onto the rubble, trembling, I didn't dare to look at him, for fear that his next sentence would be 'I'm lonely by myself, why don't you accompany me to die Bar'.

"I, I, I will sweep your grave and burn paper every year. I will inherit your will to dominate the world. I will sleep with your woman and beat your baby. I will take good care of your lover and treat them like my own wife." Whether that is a human or a ghost, I don't know.Buried in my arms, I didn't dare to look at him, for fear of seeing a bloody and bloody face with eyeballs popping out, so I could only shout, "Our Father in heaven, may I... I don't remember, lie Groove, what's the next sentence?"

The more nervous I was, the more I couldn't remember the prayers, and the more I couldn't remember, the more nervous I became. In the end, I could only cry and say, "I don't want to die."

"...Does your subordinate have a brain problem?"

"What, Chuya, don't you think Rina-chan is super cute?"

Um?Hmmmm?

I quietly turned my head to look, and there were two people standing not far away intact.

"Master Dazai, Lord Zhongyuan." I called out hesitantly.

"Hi, Lina-chan."

The whole building collapsed and survived. Are superhuman abilities so awesome?I looked at the faint shadows behind them, and finally determined that these two people were not ghosts.

"Looking at the shadow to determine whether it is a ghost has no scientific basis."

"..." I looked at each other in horror.

"It's so easy to guess, it's not okay to completely express your thoughts on your face."

"..." I always feel that this twenty-five-year-old vest is crumbling.

The dragon head war ended, and before I knew it, the name of the port mafia double black spread. As the woman behind them, I was promoted and transferred from the black lizard to the guerrilla directly under the leader.

The reason for the promotion is very simple. Gold always shines. The leader saw my talent, so he planned to promote me... This is impossible.Dazai Osamu rose to the ranks of the guerrillas through his own efforts, and as his subordinate, I was also promoted if I hitched a ride.Although it was a free-riding promotion, Mr. Hirotsu invited me to dinner as a celebration.

Subtle feeling of uneasy conscience.

No, no, no, Hanazaki Li, you are an inspirational woman who wants to stand at the top of the [-]th generation, and you should have abandoned your conscience a long time ago.

In order to thank Chuya Zhongya for saving my dog’s life last time, I specially made some miraculous biscuits and sent them over. “Master Zhongyuan doesn’t like sweets, so I specially made biscuits made of wheat grains, which won’t be very sweet.”

"Ah?" The young man froze for a moment before realizing, "Oh." He murmured softly, "I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me."

In the sunlight, the eyes of Chufa teenager are beautiful ice blue, like a frozen lake with conifer pines reflected in the winter morning, and a little purple in the dark.In a flash of inspiration, I suddenly thought of something, and said hesitantly, "Master Zhongyuan, do you know a rich businessman whose hobby is collecting eyeballs?"

"Tsk, that rubbish." Judging by his performance, it was obvious that he knew each other.He raised his eyebrows, and when he looked into my eyes, he suddenly understood, "You have seen it too, and he wants to buy your eyes too?"

"Uh..." I don't know if he's going to buy my eyes, but my boss keeps threatening me about it.

"The mafia doesn't want to exchange the eyeballs of its subordinates. If he dares to offend, he can just take revenge." Lifting his chin, he added, "If you can't beat him, go to Qing...Guangjin, is your relationship right? Is it not bad?"

"I see." After hesitating for a while, I asked decisively, "Then can I find you?"

"...whatever you want." The boy was stunned for a moment and lowered his hat, but then he seemed to be overwhelmed and knocked on my head, "As a mafia, your physical skills are too bad, go back and let Guangjin teach you."

I covered my head and looked at the back of the boy leaving, wanting to transfer to his subordinates more and more.The dog Osamu Dazai was talking about turned out to be... Tsk, my boss is really a piece of trash.

I practiced gymnastics with Mr. Hirotsu, and I became super strong. Generally, three or five strong men can't get close to me.The most important thing is that the marksmanship has become super accurate, and a headshot from a hundred meters away is not a dream.

Looking at the sunglasses boy who was kicked away by me in the distance, I looked at my hand in disbelief, and immediately bowed 90° to Mr. Guangjin, "Please let me treat you to dinner to repay your great kindness."

"You are now working in the guerrillas, and you are already my boss. It is inappropriate to do this." Mr. Hirotsu helped me up.

"No, you will always be my father." I looked at the other party with some dissatisfaction, "Mr. Liu Lang, you are too natural for saying that, I will be sad."

"..." He sighed and patted my head again, "Lena, true love is the least valuable thing in the mafia."

"I'm still young, and I haven't reached the time to understand those great principles." I fooled around, and then looked at the other person expectantly, "Is Mr. Liu Lang free this weekend? I want to invite you to dinner and let you try my craft."

"...Okay." His eyes softened, "I'm looking forward to it."

I planned to cook a meal myself to thank Mr. Hirotsu, but Osamu Dazai, who got the wind from who knows where, also wanted to come together. As a pony with no human rights, I could only happily agree, holding my wallet With tears in my eyes, I bought high-end ingredients that I usually dare not buy.Mr. Hirotsu wanted to reimburse me for the reimbursement, but I refused. I agreed that I would ask for it myself, so it’s nothing to ask him to pay.

Dazai Osamu put a piece of crab meat into his mouth, his eyes lit up, "Lina sauce looks like she will become a good wife and mother, I don't know who is so lucky to be able to marry you."

I thought so too, but I still said modestly, "Where are these, these are just home-cooked dishes."

"Speaking of which, Li Nachan is also 14 years old, which is the age when youth sprouts," the boy rested his chin on one hand, with a smile on his mouth, "Is there anyone you like?"

My face was deep, "What is love, my goal now is to get rich."

"Eh? That's it, I think you and Zhongya are getting very close, I thought you liked him." Osamu Dazai smiled, "Didn't I specially send you a magical biscuit?"

...! ! !

It is a big taboo in the workplace because you get too close to other department leaders and cause suspicion from your own department leaders.But I didn't get very close to Zhongyuan Zhong, I just sent cookies to thank him for saving my life.Besides, how did Osamu Dazai know.

Mr. Hirotsu gave me a quiet look, and I sat up straight with a sense of crisis, "Master Zhongyuan rescued me from the enemy's hands in the Gangbei attack before, and I just wanted to express my gratitude."

"Is that all? It feels like Rina-chan has always wanted to go to Chuya's department."

"Nonsense, who made the rumor." I immediately became indignant, "Master Dazai, you can't listen to those villains, they are just jealous that I am appreciated by you. You are the most wise, martial and intelligent person I have ever seen , will definitely not be provoked by those villains."

"Aside from other things, your beautiful words are really pleasant to hear." Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes, "I hear them very comfortably every time."

Hehe, do you think I will believe it?

However, I managed to get through this crisis, one of countless crises.

Yokohama has recovered its prosperity. On the birthdays of Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu, I specially made a cake and sent them there. Although I knew the birthday date through my supernatural power, I still asked Mr. Hirotsu under the pretext. old mafia leader.The Zhongya Zhongya share was sent by me quietly. After all, the other party has helped me a lot at work and saved me many times.He was a little surprised when he received the cake. He also asked about my birthday. After realizing that the other party should give me a big gift in return, I happily told the other party that my birthday is on the last day of the year, which is December 12st.

As for Osamu Dazai, take the cake and eat it, that's all.Forget it, he's a guy who can let civil servants go on dangerous missions. You can't count on him too much. If Zhongyuan Zhong also happened to pass by, I might really become a salted fish.The difference between people.

The weather is also getting hotter.My suit and uniform changed from long sleeves to short sleeves. Looking at the boss who pretends to be wearing a coat every day, I secretly complained that he didn’t feel hot.Senior Anwu was sent to Europe on a business trip. Before leaving, he asked me to pay attention to safety and gave me a pat on the head.

Mr. Hirotsu’s birthday is in mid-July, and I specially invited him to my home to cook a big meal to celebrate. The gift is a cigarette case that I bought for a huge sum of money, but I still told this old smoker who likes to smoke after work Pay attention to your body.

"I know, Li was always worried about these things when she was young, and she will grow old very quickly." Mr. Guangjin seemed very satisfied with my gift, touched my head in relief, and gave it to me the next day A yukata, "There will be a summer festival in a few days, do I have the honor to invite our little lady to participate?"

"Of course! It's the first time someone gave me a yukata, and I haven't been to a summer festival yet." I hugged the yukata packed in a cardboard box, my whole body was super excited, and my face flushed, "Then say Okay, will Mr. Liu Lang also wear a yukata?"

"Okay." Mr. Guangjin smiled again.

However, Mr. Hirotsu had to go on a business trip due to an unexpected mission. He apologized and expressed that he could not accompany me to the summer festival, so that I could have fun by myself.Although it was sad, I still cheered up and told him to pay attention to safety.

The yukata is cherry pink. I tied the belt according to the tutorial on the Internet. I also took a photo and sent it to Mr. Hirotsu.He replied quickly, saying that it was very beautiful, let me have fun, and pay attention to safety.

One person's summer festival, I don't know how many levels of loneliness can be attributed to it.There are not many women in the mafia, and there are very few of my age. I can only walk in the lonely festival alone, biting a lonely apple candy.

"Hello, little sister." The silver-haired boy stopped me. He was about my age and smiled slyly like a fox. "We are playing truth or dare, can I bother you?"

After looking at the label above his head, and at the boy not far away who had been smiling in this direction, I replied hesitantly, "What are you going to do?"

"There are some of my companions over there. We have a question to ask you." The boy with the label [Masaharu Nioh-Lihai Tennis Club] on his head pointed back, "If we want to invite you together To participate in the summer festival, whose invitation will you accept, of course including me."

"Huh?" It's like some otome game, do all the students play like this now, I've already left school... Well, I never went to school.Under the encouraging gaze of the other party, I glanced back, "The one with the black hair and the hat."

"..." The boy didn't seem to expect me to answer this way, and he grinned after a moment of silence, "Pfft, may I ask why?"

I looked deep, "Because he seems like a nice guy."

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Osamu Dazai who doesn't want to live v Rina-chan who doesn't want to die

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