[Comprehensive] Those years when I was a twenty-five boy

In fact, I have a hundred ways to get him to confess, but none of them can be used in the Metropolitan Police Department. They are all methods used by the Mafia to torture traitors and enemies.

Brutal and bloody.

Vicious and brutal.

It was Osamu Dazai who taught me.

All of them were taught to me by himself.

— Tsk.

Fortunately, I found evidence and successfully captured my first prisoner, adding another force for me to break into the Metropolitan Police Department.

"It's getting late, shall I take you home?" Takao and Cheng asked.

"Ah, no need, I'll drive by myself—" I stopped abruptly, and when I saw the man standing at the gate of the Metropolitan Police Department building, I felt my heart throbbing again.

Suxiao Jiuxin Pill, bring me a bottle quickly.

"Miss Police, I'm lost." The black-haired young man looked at me with a smile, "Can you take me home?"

"..." I really want to refuse, but I dare not. Most of my psychological shadow is brought to me by him, and I have a sense of fear of him physically.I don't think it's easy for me to control the idea of ​​blowing rainbow farts, let alone reject him.

"Detective Hanazaki?" Takao frowned unobtrusively, "How about I—"

"I see, Mr. Dazai, where do you live now?" I interrupted the other party, waved at him and walked towards Dazai, "Yokohama? My car is parked in the parking lot, how about you and me Go there together?"

"Okay." He seemed to glance at Takao who was still standing there, and then followed with a smile, "I haven't been in Li Nachan's car before, when did I learn to drive?"

"I learned it two years ago." I replied.

"Did you learn it in the organization?" He chuckled, "Is Lina sauce still undercover there now? Is it also because of the organization's order in the Metropolitan Police Department?"

"..." I don't know how to answer this.Say no, he must be able to see that I am lying at a glance.Say yes, how could I casually tell a defector the content of my mission as a [-]-year-old boy? This is questioning my professionalism. I am a professional and have a quadruple identity undercover.

He bent his eyebrows and looked at me with a look of "Hey hey, I guessed it, you rainbow fart maker, you still want to hide who I am, I am a great former mafia cadre Osamu Dazai, you little fish were still there back then I'm down there, you want to jump over my head now? The thought is so beautiful', I want to punch him twice.

But I dare not.

Hey, I suddenly miss gin.

I found that when I was in a bad mood, I satirized Gin and watched him want to kill me but couldn't kill me, which really relieved my stress.He is my source of joy and I love him as a little pistachio.

"Mr. Dazai, where is your home?" I sat in the driver's seat and turned the key, "I'll take you home."

"Don't Lina sauce know?" He obediently sat on the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt, and the corner of his mouth still had a curved curvature, "I thought you could tell it at a glance."

"...I don't know what you are talking about, Mr. Dazai." My heart was beating wildly, and my blood pressure was soaring. When my eyes went dark, I felt like I was going to push over again.

This man—

Wow - I really can't do it, I want to quit my job!Why did Osamu Dazai have such a big influence on me? It was fine to hang out with him back then, but now I have managed to stay away from him, and even went undercover to the government to go back to my old job. This should have been a double joy, but Why did it become like this.

"I'm praising you for being amazing." He smiled, "I'm homeless, why don't you take me in, Li Nachan, you can do whatever you want to me."

"...Yokohama, I know." I ignored his words decisively and drove towards Yokohama.

Tokyo is a bustling city, with colorful lights and labels appearing and disappearing one after another as far as the eye can see.Even though the sky has completely darkened, there are still many cars shuttling on the road.

Osamu Dazai looked at the front, and his voice seemed to contain honey, "I was really shocked when I saw Lina-chan during the day, a mafia member who was an undercover agent in a criminal organization, would actually appear in front of me as a policeman." before."

——It's a lie, you won't be shocked, you man who took the script.

"I didn't expect Mr. Dazai to join the Armed Detective Agency in Yokohama and stand on the opposite side of the Mafia."

——This is also a lie, Senior Ango told me two years ago.

"That's right." He laughed indifferently, "Since Lina-chan is still in the Mafia, will she report my whereabouts to Mr. Mori?"

I was silent for a long time before answering, "No."

"Hey~" He elongated his voice, "Could it be nostalgia, I thought you would take advantage of this time to take revenge on your former boss."

"Mr. Dazai, you are joking." He is a friend that Ango-senpai worked hard to cleanse, and I will not send him back to the mafia just because of this.

This is also senior Anwu's atonement for his lost friend.

I originally wanted to buy two bottles of Suxiao Jiuxin Pills at the pharmacy, but the staff at the pharmacy told me that this can only be purchased with a doctor's prescription.While I was on vacation, I went to the hospital again to ask the doctor to prescribe a prescription for me. The doctor ignored my request, and only asked me to pay attention to rest and relieve my emotions in time.

I want it too!If it was so easy, I wouldn't come to the hospital. You haven't seen that guy Dazai Osamu, and you don't know how terrifying he is.

Calm down, Hanazaki Li, then you are no longer the weak and helpless marsh jumping fish back then, you are now the king of the second and fifth boys with four identities.Punching/mafia cadre, stomping criminal organization killer, never done anything bad, just a defected member of a small detective agency, don't be afraid!Don't be cowardly, just do it, if he dares to come again, let him know how powerful Hua Qili is.

"I'm on vacation today, so I came to Tokyo to have dinner with Rina-chan."

"... Mr. Dazai, what do you want to eat?" I was stunned instantly.I also despise this coward, but I can't help it.

"Lina sauce's miraculous biscuits!" He responded cheerfully, his expressions and movements were somewhat exaggerated.

"Eating biscuits for lunch is not nutritious and not filling, and I don't have time to go home and bake during my lunch break. There are a few restaurants nearby, let me show you."

"Hey~" He elongated his voice, his shoulders slumped, and he looked sleepy.

I haven't seen him for four years. Is this guy a lot more dramatic?I complained in my heart, but dared not say anything.

"Detective Hanazaki, do you want to have dinner together at noon?" Miwako Sato, Chiba Kazunobu Takagi and the others just came out of the door and looked towards me.

I shook my head, "No, I already have an appointment."

Takagi looked at Osamu Dazai with a strange expression, "Is it with this gentleman?"

"Yes, Lina-chan and I have already made an appointment." Osamu Dazai quickly regained his energy, smiling with crooked eyebrows.

Seeing the two policemen whose faces suddenly became terrified, I was silent for a while, "Then let's go first."

"Remember to make me biscuits next time," Osamu Dazai said in a voice that everyone present could hear, "Rina-chan said back then that she would make me biscuits for the rest of her life."

Why?It's been so many years and you still won't let me go? !It suddenly occurred to me that when I was in the Mafia, he threatened me to gouge out my eyes and sell them to the rich man, and said, "My dog ​​is the only one who can make trouble for me."

Isn't this guy a cleanser?Is it really okay to be so perverted?Who is his current boss, can I make a small report?Senior Ango, help me, I can't deal with this Osamu Dazai alone.

Fortunately, he only engaged in business for two days, and he never appeared in front of me again.I guess his boss was upset about his unexcused absence and took him back.

What is the name of the president of the Armed Detective Agency? After thinking about it, I finally remembered.

【Fukuzawa Yukichi】

Good man, I will go to the shrine to pray for blessings in the new year, and you will be added to the list of prayers for peace.

It's rare that Osamu Dazai didn't come to make trouble. I touched fish in the office for a while, and then I received a call to the police.There was a dead body in the park. When the nearby patrol arrived, the three suspects were just under control. Now they are asking for the support of the Metropolitan Police Headquarters.

Is the law and order in Tokyo so bad? Why did so many murders happen not long after I joined the job? This is much higher than the frequency of killing traitors and enemies when I was in the past.

I scratched my head, a little confused, a label came into my eyes when I walked into the scene of the crime.

【Reaper Elementary School Student】

When I saw this label, I frowned, and inevitably thought of the last time when the supernatural power changed skin.

What happened, Kudo Shinichi-kun, why did you change? Aren’t you Sherlock Holmes in the Heisei era? Why did you become a god of death? !Is it because of his death physique that he can give full play to his detective talent, or else his ability is useless?

There was another label, my brows twitched again, and then I couldn't help curling up the corners of my mouth, watching her whisper behind Edogawa Conan.

"Detective Hanazaki." Conan Edogawa stood in front of a group of children, looking up at me with an innocent and cute smile, "Are you responsible for this case?"

"What a coincidence, Edogawa-kun." Suddenly thought of another detective named Edogawa Ranpo. Could he be a fan of that famous detective, so he chose this name on purpose?I knelt down to look at the other person, and looked behind him, "Are they your friends? Why are you here?"

"We played football nearby, and we heard that there were cases here, so we came to help." One of the little boys replied, and another little girl added cheerfully, "We are the Detective Boys, and we have solved many cases. "

"That's amazing. I'm the new detective Hanazaki Rina. Please give me your advice in the future." I bent my eyebrows and looked at the tea-haired little girl with her hood on and shaking with her back to me at the end. , sighed softly, "Yeah~"

Isn't this my lovely Shirley?

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