[Comprehensive] Those years when I was a twenty-five boy

The Black Lizard is a fighting organization in the port mafia, and I'm a weak chicken... hugging Guangjin Liulang's thigh, I couldn't help crying loudly, "Please don't drive me away, I can cook and wash Cleaning the bowls, planting flowers and vegetables, plowing the fields, and farming. Although the military force is not high, I can help you deal with documents. I am very useful, and I don’t need salary. OK."

Sniffing, I looked up at the gray-haired man twitching at the corner of his mouth, and after a while, I made up my mind and said, "It's really impossible, I, it's cold now, I can warm your bed, Mr. Guangjin."

"...Hanasaki, you get up first."

"Wow - I won't get up if you're going to drive me away."

"I didn't say I would drive you away." Guangjin Liulang sighed, pulled my arm and pulled me up, "It's just that the job of the black lizard is not suitable for you, so I plan to send you to the accountant The office. The work there is indeed boring and boring, but it is safer after all."

Senior Ango seems to be working in an accounting firm, and there is no need for a firm to employ two juniors. This is a waste of resources, and it also questions Senior Ango's talent.I kept my face on the surface, but my heart was already surging, and I was trying my best to use my little brain to think about how to solve the current predicament.

"But I want to stay here and help Mr. Guangjin." I gritted my teeth secretly, adjusted my posture a little bit, and deliberately let the sunlight outside the window fall on my eyes, and looked up at him with my most sincere eyes, "I I can handle documents, I can learn gymnastics, I also shot when I was wandering on the street, don’t drive me away.”

He sighed again, and patted my head with complicated eyes, "Probably no one can refuse your eyes, and I don't know whether it will bring you a blessing or a curse."

Huh?Do my eyes still have this effect?My supernatural ability is "Swamp Fish Who Sees Through Everything", not "Uchiha's Kaleidoscope".I said before that my eyes with heterochromia iris are tasteless, I was wrong, I love you, my eyes.

All in all I managed to stay in Black Lizard, but it didn't take long for me to regret it.

The grey-haired man, who was always well-dressed and always wore a suit and bow tie, rarely wore a loose and comfortable sportswear. With one hand behind his back and the other palm facing up, he calmly said, "Hanasaki, try to attack me."

...Although I have also learned basic self-defense techniques in the Supernatural and Secret Service Section, I am just an orphan girl whose parents are living in exile, and there must be no traces of training.As I rushed over, I thought about how not to expose myself, but soon I knew that I was thinking too much, because the other party crushed me to the ground in a second.

Even if I have received training, I really can't compete with the Black Lizard's martial arts school.

"If the opponent rushes towards you with a dagger, use one leg as the axis, turn around and dodge, and at the same time grab the opponent's wrist and neck and press him to the ground. Or," Guangjin Liulang grabbed my wrist, half of his body Squatting down, I threw my whole body out, "Throw the opponent out with the help of the opponent's rushing inertia."

I lay on the ground, staring blankly at the ceiling, feeling pain all over my body.

This undercover job seems very meaningful.

After writing the mission report with a sore back and back pain, I became a marsh fish without a soul.After taking Guangjin Liulang's car back to the dormitory, I prepared the ingredients and put them in the oven. I sat on a small bench and stared at the oven, resting my chin in one hand and thinking about my next itinerary.I can’t be expected to sit in a high-level position. The government has already entrusted senior Ango with such important tasks. I just need to stay in Black Lizard safely.Although it is not as good as the guerrillas directly under the leader, the Black Lizard as a fighting organization can roughly indicate the movements of the mafia, and sometimes the bottom can know more information (eight) reports (gua).

Ding--

The oven stopped working.

Putting on heat-resistant gloves, I carefully took out the baking pan and put it on the table to dissipate heat.The biscuits exude a strong milky aroma, I tasted one...it was great!amazing!I don't think I can do an undercover job and change jobs to be a pastry chef.

The next day, I distributed the packaged biscuits to the Black Lizard members, and the largest portion of the special edition was reserved for Guangjin Liulang.Holding the biscuit in my hand, I looked at him with a smile, "I made the biscuit in the oven in the dormitory, if you don't mind, please try it, Mr. Guangjin."

Looking at the other party sincerely, I said seriously, "I specially put less sugar in Mr. Hirotsu's portion, please rest assured to eat."

"Hanasaki," Mr. Hirotsu sighed again, "I don't suffer from diabetes, nor have I reached the age where I need to avoid food."

"Mr. Hirotsu, you misunderstood. In my opinion, you are at the most attractive time for a man." I said with a deep expression, "I just guess that you don't like too sweet taste."

In his early 40s, he has seen enough of the world, has enough savings, and acts calmly as a gentleman.How many men at his age get fat and bald, become greasy middle-aged men, and suffer from a terrible midlife crisis.Mr. Hirotsu can still maintain faintly visible abdominal muscles and thick hair volume, and he can already be called a winner in life, not to mention his status in the workplace is not low.

"..." Guangjin Liulang was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about how to make complaints, but later found that the complaints might not fit his personality, so he could only change the subject and ask, "Why did you suddenly want to make biscuits?"

"To thank you for your care." I spoke righteously, slowly becoming guilty under his burning gaze, and scratched my face with my index finger, a little embarrassed, "In order to increase my favorability and make my career life smoother. "

Anyway, he found out, so I just smashed the jar, "I call him the magic biscuit, because people who eat my biscuit can have +10 favorability with me."

Guangjin Liulang was dumbfounded, "...I have never heard of this type of supernatural ability."

"This is just a cautious strategy for women in the workplace. Contemporary women are discriminated against in employment, and have to use a little trick in order to get a promotion and raise their salary." The book "The Goblin Must Win" has given me a lot of inspiration, one of which is to build a good relationship with colleagues, and occasionally sending some handmade products is the most affordable and effective."

I counted with my fingers, "There's also the fact that I accidentally knocked over the teacup in front of the chairman to show my confusion, and refuting his opinion made him feel strange that this woman dared to treat me like this."

"Listen to my advice, throw that novel and similar novels into the trash can when you go back tonight, and forget about these things after you go to sleep." Mr. Guangjin patted me on the shoulder with a heavy expression on his face. "Just take it as advice from seniors."

"Eh?" I was at a loss, "Why? I feel that everyone's attitude towards me seems to be much better after I gave the biscuits, but I haven't met the chairman so far, so I don't know if the latter method will work. .”

"Heh." A chuckle suddenly came from behind me, and I instantly shuddered.

It's the real kind of fried hair, goosebumps popping up all over the body, and the whole person can't help shaking.I attribute this to a stress response. After all, my body is a marsh jumping fish, so there will always be some animal instincts to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. I have always believed in my instincts, and I must stay away from this man in the future!

"Master Dazai." Mr. Hirotsu gave me a look and immediately lowered his head.Although I didn't know what happened, I still acted instinctively as a small animal. I turned around and looked down at the floor without seeing anyone clearly, as quiet as a chicken.

But the surname Dazai always feels very familiar.

"Although I don't have a chairman, I can still be regarded as the most powerful official among the black lizards. Why don't you try those methods on me." The visitor's clear voice contained a pleasant smile.

"...Subordinates don't dare." I remembered, isn't this the sick young man I met before.During the few days in the Black Lizard, I also learned that there are currently two young men in Hong Kong Hei who are highly regarded by the leader. One is Nakahara Chuya, and the other is Osamu Dazai. He is also a strong candidate for the next cadre. people.

Oops, can't resist conspiracy theories.

No, no, I'm not talking about me, but about the other party.Will he think that I am a person with ulterior motives and scheming, although I am indeed, this is dangerous, I just entered Hong Kong Hei vertically, and soon I will go out horizontally.

"A newcomer to Black Lizard?" With my head down, I couldn't see the other person's expression clearly. I just felt that there seemed to be deep meaning in his casual words, "The kid looks familiar."

It's like how to strike up a conversation in the last century.I complained in my heart, but on the surface I still bowed my head respectfully.

"It's Ishige Miroku's family." Hirotsu Yanagi reported my origins to Osamu Dazai.Ishimo Miliu is the young lady who took me in. I listened carefully, at least I couldn't find any doubts, so I don't know what the other party was thinking.

"It happens that I need someone to write a report. Come and help me, kid." From the corner of his eye, he only caught sight of the hem of his fluttering coat, and heard the sound of footsteps going away, as well as his voice that was so flat that it seemed to contain no emotion. The difference is the upturned coda.

"Remember to bring your magic biscuit next time."

"My subordinates know." I replied with tears in my eyes.Little pony has no human rights, how dare I reject this future cadre.

After I was sure that he had left, I raised my head cautiously, and tremblingly grabbed Guangjin Liulang's sleeve, "Mr. Guangjin, I..."

"Hanasaki, do your job well, Dazai-sama won't make it difficult for you." Hirotsu Yanagi said with a complicated expression on his face, and his tone was deep, "In short, you don't need to learn anything in that book, and it's enough to do everything that Dazai-sama ordered. .”

5 minutes ago, I was very satisfied with my undercover life in Black Lizard. I worked as a clerical job writing reports, which can collect intelligence and is suitable for a weak chicken like me.

After 5 minutes, reality gave me a big slap in the face.