[Comprehensive] Those years when I was a twenty-five boy

It's sugar-coated bullets from the Mafia.

I stared deeply at the expensive bracelet, lying on black velvet, shining under the lamp.

I didn't expect that I could exchange a cake for such a luxury. I don't know how much I can sell it for.After thinking about it, I put on the bracelet and went to Mr. Hirotsu's appointment.On my birthday, I realize how attractive a gentleman can be.

Turning my head to look out of the window, a neon light was lit up underneath. I seemed to be standing on the Milky Way, looking at the radiance below.We are in the building on the coast of Yokohama, the restaurant on the highest floor, although not as tall as the Kokoro Building, it is still enough to see the night view of Yokohama.Next to it is the Yokohama Ferris Wheel. The [-]-meter-high Ferris wheel changes different colors at night.

"Why did you bring me to this kind of place?" My eyes skipped over the exquisite meals on the table, and looked at the other party suspiciously. One dish here is almost equivalent to half a month's food expenses for ordinary people.

"Girls have to have seen the world before they are easily deceived." Mr. Guangjin took a sip of red wine, his eyes softened, "Take it as a birthday present from my father to his 15-year-old daughter. Alright, there is one last place next."

Would all fathers in the world be like him?

"Isn't there such a saying that I will marry my father when I grow up?" I walked beside Mr. Guangjin, looked up at him, and felt that my whole heart seemed to be soaked in lemonade, sour and astringent. "I'll be 16 next year, and I've reached the legal age for marriage. Will Mr. Liu Lang marry me?"

"What nonsense." The gray-haired man laughed, he took off his gloves and pressed his palm on top of my head, "You are just a child now, one day you will meet the man you like, and spend time with him A lifetime. Although it is difficult for the mafia to predict what will happen in the future, if there is this opportunity, let me lead you down the aisle and hand you over to him."

"Lina in the wedding dress must look good." I saw his smiling eyes filled with warmth.

"Then it's an agreement." I hooked his little finger.

"Okay." He bent his little finger, let go of me, opened the door of the passenger seat, and put his hand on the door frame, "I don't know if I have the honor to invite our little lady to Yokohama at night."

I pinched the hem of my skirt, slightly bent my knees, and smiled mischievously at him, "Of course."

I'm afraid that day will come, my undercover identity will be exposed, we will be in opposing positions, we will raise our guns at each other, and you will never treat me like a close relative like you do now.

In the new year, I went to the Hakone Shrine to pay homage. The mafias are all people who don’t believe in gods. I didn’t tell anyone, and I went to the shrine alone.

Actually, I am not a believer in God either.

[I hope everyone will be safe and sound in the new year. ]

I clasped my hands together and prayed to the gods.

[If I'm a little more greedy, I hope my undercover work can go smoothly, and I can achieve the achievement of stepping on Dazai Osamu within three years. ]

...well, this one might be a bit difficult.

The next two days were Hakone Ekiden. I watched around and saw a group of people sweating in shorts and shorts in winter. I felt that they were really young while I silently tightened my coat.

"Huh?" I saw a boy wearing a black running suit. His face was abnormally red, his lips were chapped, and his steps were flimsy, as if he was about to fall down at any time, but he still insisted on walking.

【Takashi Sugiyama (Kansei University)】

I saw the name above his head.

Obviously sick. Didn't a substitute take his place?I didn't understand the first time I watched Hakone Ekiden. After I googled it, I realized that there are only ten people in this team. As long as one person retires, the whole team will be over.

Why do you have to work so hard, you won't die if you lose, at most you can come back next year.

I still couldn't get the answer to this question in the end, but seeing that Kansei University won the seed right as the last place, I was inexplicably relieved for them.

This is probably the best ending.

Is it supposed to be a miracle?

In the new year, Osamu Dazai became the captain of the guerrilla team, and I was the second in command of the guerrilla team, and my salary doubled again. I think it will not be a problem to buy a house in Ginza, where land is very expensive, for another two years. .

It’s not that I said that the salary of the mafia is really much higher than that of the government, all kinds of gray income, the filial piety of the younger brother during the Chinese New Year, and some people want me to speak for him in front of Osamu Dazai.

Silly, Osamu Dazai is not one to follow this pattern, he even asked me to give him fifty-fifths of the things that were brought up from the bottom.This is corruption, I want to report him!

When the commercial street was covered with pink ribbons, I knew that another festival was coming. The female students in uniforms had excited and secret smiles on their faces, and they held hands in twos and threes and discussed what they liked. boys.

Valentine's Day.

I looked at the acrylic panel in front of the convenience store and thought.

There is no one who can give Honmei chocolates, but there are many Giri chocolates.Leading subordinates, seniors and juniors, and my old father.

"So it's honmei chocolate?" Osamu Dazai waved the beautifully packaged gift box in his hand, and looked at me with a smile, "I'll be disappointed if it's Giri chocolate."

Just be disappointed if you're disappointed, I don't care if you're disappointed or not... Well, I'm such a coward that I can't do this kind of thing.Originally, I didn't want to give him chocolates, but who knew that by such a coincidence, I was caught by him and I gave chocolates to Mr. Guangjin and people familiar with Black Lizard.Faced with the leader's question of "Where is my chocolate?", I can only shirk and put it in the office, and I will bring it to him later.Fortunately, I was smart enough to prepare a few more chocolates, otherwise I might be put on little shoes by him again.

But if I follow his words and say it's natal chocolate, it's really against my conscience.I don't have much conscience left, and I don't want to waste it on this kind of thing anymore.Turning my quick-witted little brain, I looked serious, "Actually, this is a level of magic that is even higher than natal chocolate——"

"Magic chocolate?" Osamu Dazai interrupted me directly, his brows and eyes curved, "Will you gain +10 favorability if you eat it?"

"No! It's +100." I replied seriously.

"You're so greedy, Rina-chan."

I said with a deep expression, "Women are very greedy."

This guy finally got away with it. His chocolates belonged to the highest grade, and they were big and beautifully packaged.

After quietly sending it to Senior Anwu, I turned around and went to Nakahara Chuya's office, and respectfully handed over my magical chocolate, thanking him for his care in the past year, and thanking him for saving my salty fish in dire straits many times. middle.

Probably because I am used to doing this kind of thing, Zhongyuan Zhong also accepted it calmly, and said casually, "Thank you."

Men, you can't be spoiled. This is called being favored without fear.Seeing the other party's casual expression, I condemned, "This is the girl's intention, Master Zhongyuan, you should be more serious at least."

"On the way I came to the office, I saw several people holding chocolates. You must have given them to me." Chufa looked like he wanted to roll his eyes, "You just like to do such boring things."

"Although I don't know if it's all from me, but it's not boring. This is the way of survival for a cub like me." I was a little annoyed at this, "The force value is low, and the brain is not particularly smart. , I can only work hard on what I am good at." Everyone compares IQ with Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya in military strength, but I am the only one who can't even compare Dazai Osamu's military strength and Nakahara Chuya's IQ.

"...You are working hard in the wrong direction, besides, your position is not too low."

"Master Zhongyuan, aren't you happy to receive my chocolate?" I looked at him seriously, deliberately widening my eyes so that he could see the sincerity in my eyes.

He spread his hands, "Why should I be happy when others have it."

Hearing this, I was silent for a while, then curled my lips in disgust, "Hey! Are all men like this? Sounds like a scumbag."

"……Hey!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Zhongyuan is different from others. Don't look at me like this. In fact, I am very good at blowing rainbow farts." I put my hips on my hips and looked at him triumphantly. "Generally speaking, it can be divided into big, medium and small. There are three different sizes of chocolate, and the shape and packaging of each size of chocolate is different, so that everyone will feel that they are special."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little speechless, "What is there to be proud of?"

"Master Zhongyuan has the largest chocolate, do you feel happier?"

"……No."

"Hey, man."

"Hey! This has nothing to do with men, okay?"

Osamu Dazai said I was greedy, but they men are even more greedy.I want to have and be unique. How can there be such a good thing? I am different. As long as I have it, it is enough.

"By the way," before I left, I was afraid that he would not know, and reminded me specifically, "March 3 is White Valentine's Day, and boys have to return gifts."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a while, and said seriously, "...can I return the chocolate to you?"

"You will be blacklisted by girls like this." I said in the tone of an old mother teaching her ignorant cubs, "Master Zhongyuan, you have to grow up to be a good man, and you can't learn how to deceive yourself and your heart like those outside. Scum who cheats money will be hanged and beaten."

"It's not your turn to educate me yet, a little girl talks old-fashioned, who taught you." He smacked my head viciously, "Treating Dazai is like a mouse seeing a cat. My position is higher than that of a mouse. You should be tall, at least you should respect me like you respect Dazai."

I covered my head and sighed, "I can't help it, because I'm a coward."

"Let me tell you, I'm super fierce." He showed his sharp little canine teeth, and hit me hard again a few times.

Although he claims to be super fierce, as long as he doesn't step on Zhongya's bottom line, even though I don't know what the other party's bottom line is, he won't be too fussy, and he even allows me to push forward. On the verge of his outburst of anger, the roc spread its wings.As for why I was so cowardly in front of Osamu Dazai, it was because his bottom line was Schrödinger's bottom line.

The author has something to say:

Thinking about it seriously, Lina and Chuya went to the summer festival together (encounter), danced with Dazai at the Christmas party (forced), gave him both Valentine's Day chocolates... Well, I am satisfied.

I want you guys in Guangjin to calm down, this is really just an old father.