[Comprehensive] The best assist

The first person of the opposite sex to know the heroine's biggest secret will generally become the hero--it should be like this in normal circumstances.But obviously this golden-eyed, short-legged spider is not within the scope of the "male lead" candidate. He just suggested to Kuroro without hesitation, "or kill him."

Feitan did not respond to my proposal to invite him to have a meal, and quietly walked out from the corner.I sat on the ground and looked up at him, only to realize at a close distance that this guy's complexion is not particularly good, he is so pale that there is no trace of blood, and his eyes are slightly swollen like a person who has been ill for a long time, but these do not affect his facial expression at all. Beautiful, with golden pupils hanging from the tip of the eyes, and a faint sapphire blue luster in the dark hair-Stop, now is not the time to appreciate beauty.

I hurriedly looked away, swallowed the food in my mouth with great difficulty, and still maintained the movement of reaching out to pass the meat muffin over, and twitched the corner of my mouth stiffly: "The taste is not bad..."

I expected the Phantom Troupe to be a group of guys who like to blow people away or knock other people's heads off, but I didn't expect the other party to really accept the piece of meat muffin that I took a bite out of.I looked at the empty hand for two seconds in amazement—is he hungry?

Fei Tan looked down at me with a piece of meat muffin in his mouth, and said as if talking to himself: "Realization...? No, the food that is materialized will not fill your stomach."

"..." He didn't seem to ask me, so it's okay if he doesn't respond.I silently turned my hand again, and a box of strawberry jam appeared on the palm of my hand—anyway, Feitan has seen how I take it out to eat, and he won’t be able to learn it if I show him a few more times.It's just that this time, it's not enough to fill my stomach. I want to eat the bean cakes made by my grandma...

Sakata Gintoki probably sensed the atmosphere of sweets, and immediately got out of my hair. Before I could press him down, he fell headlong into the strawberry jam box, and half of his body sank into it.

--||||I said what kind of treasure are you playing!This is an eight-legged animal staring at it!I twitched the corner of my mouth and grabbed his leg that was still kicking and pulled it out of the box with a "pujiu", and looked at Fei Tan with a black face: "Children don't know how to behave..."

The latter snorted disdainfully, fully expressing his sentiment of "not interested in your affairs", then walked to the box next to him, sat down, took out a book and began to read.I held up a piece of meat muffin and gnawed on it, and carefully scraped the strawberry jam off Sakata Gintoki's face with a spoon. It would be nice if there was a paper towel.

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Strange, the atmosphere seems a little too harmonious.Am I really in a spider's nest? Didn't I say that this short-legged spider likes to torment others by pulling out its nails?He's actually reading a book now, and I'm eating dinner in the spider's base camp... No, I'm not expecting him to pull out my nails, and it's best not to think of my existence until I leave.

"Well...it's almost time for me to go back..." I said after eating the meat muffins.

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nooooooooooooooooo not this atmosphere!Why is it like saying goodbye after visiting a neighbor's house?I was embarrassed by myself, reached out and rubbed my face and stood up: "I mean, I just wanted to take shelter from the rain for a while... I've been bothered for a long time, and it's time to leave."

"Huh?" The other party made such a voice, without taking his eyes off the page: "Where do you think this is?"

"..." is Pansi Cave...

"Come if you want, leave if you want?"

"No, I'm really just lost because the moonlight is too blue tonight..."

"..."

"Ahahahaha!" Well, it's raining today.After laughing, I slumped my shoulders in dejection, and raised my hand weakly: "Well, then am I a prisoner now, just because I am in that, do you throw pancakes everywhere?" Such a mobilizing crowd, why did you specially ask the spider to come for a trial? Huh huh huh.

Uncle Fei Tan despised it very directly: "I can't reach the prisoners."

"The leader didn't give an order when he left, and the timing of your appearance is too coincidental, so before judging that you are really harmless, just stay here honestly,"

Feitan's voice originally sounded icy, but now that he deliberately lowered his voice, I almost got goosebumps when I heard it.The short-legged spider lightly turned over a page, and made a "crack" sound in the quiet and empty spider hole: "Or, if I tie you up, you will be a little more conscious."

... Tied into that shameful M shape, ya da yo, Kashi yo.

Fei Tan suddenly raised his head to look at me, his brows furrowed: "What kind of expression is that?"

I immediately adjusted my expression to the bitter channel: "I mean, don't bother to tie me up..."

He silently found a corner and sat down, hugging his knees in a daze—is the timing of his appearance too coincidental... It turned out that I was detained only because of this.But it seems that there is no other reason besides this, so why did the spiders choose to keep the heroine in those fanfictions I have seen before.

I tilted my head in doubt - Feitan had seen me make food out of thin air before, but he only mentioned that I was throwing food everywhere in front of Kuroro, and didn't mention my ability.What's the reason for this, I don't believe he will repay his kindness, maybe he just doesn't want to say it?

The current Phantom Troupe is still a little different from the impression. Kuroro has not put on the fur coat, and Feitan has not covered his face. Maybe it is preconceived. In my impression, each of them is so strong that he is abnormal. Just a single person can walk sideways on Meteor Street.So why did the members of the Phantom Troupe get together, not to fight Meteor Street, but to announce their existence to people outside Meteor Street?

This may be the particularity of the Phantom Troupe. They are a whole, but because they are all from Meteor Street, they have the unique characteristics of Meteor Street people-indifference, unwilling to meddle in other people's business.The members of the group do not interfere with each other, but they are very united in matters related to the survival of the organization.

As for why he didn't disclose the matter about Sakata Gintoki... It's probably because Feitan didn't know that Kuroro was asking about it, and he interrupted Kuroro's "investigation behavior" as soon as he came in.

"Hey, why are you in a daze, you almost suffocated me just now. Although it seems a happy thing to be suffocated by the chest, Ah Yin's life doesn't want to end so easily." Sakata Yintoki interrupted my wild thoughts , struggled to free one arm from my hand, dug strawberry jam out of the tin box, and looked at Fei Tan from the corner of his eyes: "That guy..."

"Well, that's the one I met before..."

"Oh!"

My words were suddenly interrupted by the sound of an explosion breaking the door, and in the next second I was thrown out, spinning a few times in the air and falling into the sofa cushion.It hurts... Fuck I bit my tongue!My head was smashed to pieces, I quickly got up from the ground and scraped open the sofa cushions to look for Sakata Gintoki who was thrown out.Hey, spiders, what kind of hobby is this, putting so many cushions on one sofa?I should really be thankful that this young lady is wearing safety pants, otherwise the action just now would have completely disappeared.

Hiding behind the sofa and listening to the sound of metal collisions already intertwined outside, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead - did someone break into the empty door while all the spiders were out?The stray bullet pierced through the sofa and swished past me, so I had no choice but to hold Sakata Yinshi and put my whole body on the floor. Sakata Yinshi put his head in his hands and shouted at me: "Why did it suddenly become a spy movie?!"

I still want to ask!

It’s impossible to go out now, that’s equivalent to courting death. When I looked up and saw a big closet standing around the corner, most of it was in the dead corner of the wall, I immediately rushed over and quickly got into the closet.After closing the closet door, I couldn't see what was going on outside, only the sound of fighting echoing in my ears reminded me that there was a fight going on here.

The sound was intense enough. No wonder Kurolo left Feitan behind. Ordinary people couldn't bear this scene.

"What kind of shit luck is this year for me, and I actually ran into finding fault with a spider." I sighed and sat down in the closet, stroking Sakata Gintoki's small head with one hand: "Sakata-kun, you didn't get hurt just now, did you?" .”

"I said, don't touch Ah Yin like a rag doll every time, you will be abandoned by the goddess of hair follicles early." Sakata Gintoki is different from me. After he breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't feel nervous, maybe because he was impatient with me rubbing He grabbed my finger and bit it hard, the pain made me almost cry out.

"Just pay me a little attention. You are not in the era when you can smash a spaceship with your head. You are bigger than a pea pod. I won't take care of you and let you die."

"Before I became smaller, there was no time when I could smash the spaceship with my head. Is that still Ah Yin, is it a human being? You are actually talking about Seiya, you bastard."

I curled my lips in dissatisfaction and looked out on the cabinet door. I couldn't see where they were fighting, but only saw the scene after the spider's door was blown up, and the floor tiles were all lifted.Well, I seemed to be sitting there just now, so the explosion at such a close range didn't blow me into pieces, but just blown me away... It's a bit unscientific.The pain that I felt when I died from an explosion in my previous life seemed to surge out of my limbs and bones in an instant, and I shivered violently from the cold.I checked carefully - the body, there is not even a bruise, and there is only pain from falling out when I pinch my arm.

Could it be...Fei Tan just knocked me flying?

no no no!How could the people on Meteor Street be so kind, so wake up, me!His head was poisoned by the domineering, cool and 1.8-meter-tall president Fei Tan in the same humanities. Could it be that he is still looking forward to being Mary Sue!While roaring to himself in this way, there is a small voice in his heart defending: But... that is really a bit unscientific, if that's the case, this little guy looks pretty good...

"It hurts!" I held my head in tears and looked at Yinshi Sakata: "What are you doing, Mr. Sakata, don't hit me on the head all the time, you will become a fool."

"You're already an idiot, don't you guys have no sense of shame? Do you still shake M? I just said it out of my head."

"..." I frowned suddenly after hearing what Sakata Gintoki said, and I always felt that something was wrong: "It's so weird, I'm obviously not Shaking M."

"Is this the only thing you pay attention to?!"

"Well, since I've never had any illusions about spiders, where did the funny idea of ​​'the Feitan just pushed me away when there was an explosion'." Of course I had no illusions about spiders, because My male god is Sakata Gintoki.Admittedly, they all have uncontrollable faces—especially Kuroro—but I know exactly what these people really are, and how they can think that way.

"Who knows..." Sakata Gintoki stepped on my hand and looked out through the crack of the cabinet: "In short, this body is not your own. From the brain to the heart, there may be some memories left behind, such as the relationship between them before. Who's lover..."

What Sakata Gintoki said was like a thunderbolt exploding in my head—no, no way!Could it be that the owner of this body is not dead yet, and now he is gradually waking up and affecting my thoughts? !I don't want it!I don't want to become a Stockholm Syndrome!

I frantically twisted a strand of hair and gritted my teeth: "That bastard system———————————————————————————————————————————————————————!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Before I could finish my madness, the closet door was suddenly pulled open, and I and Gintoki Sakata fell out of the closet in the same dog-eating-shit-like posture, but Gintoki Sakata fell on my head, and I He fell under Feitan's suit pants.

I looked up at Fei Tan with blood on his face in a daze, and pulled my lips: "Yo, the fight is over? It's pretty fast..."