[Comprehensive] The best assist

The sudden blow almost knocked me down. One has the same mother as those neurotic men, does it mean that this body may also be neurotic like them.

Yuri didn't know why I was depressed, but she seemed to think that it was normal for me to be depressed.Ichijo Mami is a shame that Ichijo's family can't say, and this incident even goes back to Ichijo Mami's father, Ichijo Soi.Yizhao Zuowei is not a complete vampire, just like the myth of "wild boars falling in love with Chinese cabbage" that has been told more than once, he is a male blood clan who has nothing to do and conceived with a human female. The half-bloods who came out.

Different from "The City of Twilight X", the male "male" of Yiyi's family is not as affectionate as Edward. After playing enough, he completely abandoned Ichizuo's mother, so there is no deep love for him. Emotions—this is probably the difference between myths and legends and reality.

Ijozuo lived with his mother when he was young, and he had a relatively happy childhood.But the good times didn't last long. After his mother gave birth to him, his body began to weaken rapidly, even aging at a faster rate than ordinary humans. Finally, when he was eight years old, his mother passed away.

Yizuo's happy life has come to an end.

After being taken back to his family by his vampire father, he was rejected as a matter of course, and his only relative was extremely indifferent to him. If it weren't for Yiyi's family being sparsely populated, Yiyi Zuo would not even remember that there was such a wandering son.But I don’t know if it’s because of "hybrid superiority". Zuo Yiyi has shown more talent than purebred blood since he was a child, dynamic vision, and a photographic memory. He is almost proficient in almost all the legendary skills, which is even more bizarre. The strange thing is that, with half human blood, he actually showed a stronger desire for blood than a vampire.

The hot coffee rose into a curl of water mist to block my sight. I stroked the smooth and hot wall of the cup with my index finger thoughtfully, thinking that I also had such a strong "desire" for Sakata Gintoki. A genetic inheritance... eh.

Another thing about Zuo Wei, he didn't give up on himself because of his identity, but he did grow crooked. At the age of 19, he rejected the marriage arrangement arranged by Yi Yi's family, and because of this, he almost severed his father-son relationship with Yi Yi, and then disappeared in the social circle of the upper class of the blood clan.Two years later, Ichijo Sato came back with a one-year-old baby girl, and that baby girl is today's Asami—that is, the body I possess.

Well, the son who ran away from home for two years came back and brought his granddaughter back. The old man didn't jump up happily, but was very angry.Why, because his son is messing with a married woman who has long been engaged to the Tuanjuan family!

I ate a cookie and sighed softly.In fact, after experiencing so many things that added points to the shadow of childhood, Zuo Yichi just became a slightly rebellious dude, and I admire him quite a lot.It's just that when I came back, I saw that I was not welcome, and my daughter was not welcome, so I left Mami and continued to run away from home, throwing the little girl who couldn't walk to that cold family-this is not Created another childhood shadow!

Fortunately, it was worn by me. The childhood shadow of a family has the rhythm of a vicious circle. The childhood shadow is not big, but it is not small. Do you know how many villain bosses are caused by childhood shadows.

"The young master will be away for 150 years this time. I don't know if he will come back to participate in the coming-of-age ceremony of the young lady."

"Umm... um?!" I couldn't help but widen my eyes: "150 years?!"

Great, not ten years, not 15 years, but 150 years? !Hey, how old is that Asami-san? !Didn't it mean that this little girl was only one year old when he left? !I twitched my lips and asked Yuri, "When is my coming-of-age ceremony?"

"Miss, didn't you learn that in night school? All blood races reach adulthood at two hundred years old. You have 49 years and six months left to reach adulthood."

...The age of the emotional blood family is ten times that of human beings.

"Then I should be in the third year of junior high school." I couldn't help but whispered something, but Yuri didn't pay attention to what I said, presumably she was in the direction of hearing, and she couldn't be a quarter of a mixed race like me. Compare it.

"By the way, you didn't let me go to night school to build a good relationship with those from the Tomaki family, did you? Although I am cheap...cough, my father is not very reliable in doing things, but as far as I know, Aya Tomaki His mother is not a good bird, so there is no need to post it to seek peace with others."

I'm not talking nonsense, the system reminded me that in the setting of Nijuan Lingren's mother, she is a woman who has both sides and "your circle is very messy".

Yuri gave me a strange look: "No, there is no need for the children of Yiyi's family to please anyone. The purpose of sending the young lady to night school is to study, and there is no other purpose. It's just that when the young lady came back today, I smelled that there was someone from that family. Smell, just make some necessary explanations."

"What kind of social circle the eldest lady wants is her own business, but it's my fault if I don't report it."

I nodded in satisfaction, thinking about it, Ichizuo Wei has been away from home for more than 150 years, and the relationship with that woman may be just a "dew" marriage. I am in a state where I don't care about eating and drinking. Could not be better.

[Don't think too much, don't forget that you still have tasks.Since Ichiichi Mami has such a relationship with the Tomaki family, it is much more convenient to act, why don't you use the "sister-brother relationship" to establish a good relationship with the Tomaki family first. ]

I didn't want to deal with the system that was talking in my head without permission, so Yoyo took a sip of tea before telling Yuri, "It's okay, you go out first. Oh, by the way, I'm feeling a little sick recently, buy more plasma and put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. ABO, come with a variety of flavors, I will get bored if I always drink one flavor.”

Look, I've been a vampire for a few days, and I'm used to being able to order food in my current status. This is going from simplicity to extravagance...

Yuri answered "Yes" first: "Do you want to deal with the man in the next room?"

I was stunned, and then realized that she was talking about Sakata Yin: "What to deal with?"

"Didn't Missy say she's tired of it?"

"...When did I say I was tired of Gintoki Sakata?!" The taste of the male god, I want to drink it for 100 years, okay!

Seeing what she means, I nodded and this person will immediately kill Sakata Gintoki. Although I don’t think he’s that weak, Yuri is a vampire, a non-human thing, and Sakata Gintoki may not be sure if there is a huge difference in strength. manageable.

I told Yuri angrily and solemnly: "He is Special to me, and I can't find any such refreshing blood source in the whole world. Take good care of me, and let him eat candy if he wants to eat candy." If you don’t want to eat candy, don’t let him eat candy—of course, this kind of thing is unlikely to happen, when he doesn’t want to eat candy, he must be sick and tell me in time!”

"Yes, I understand. Then why does the lady suddenly want plasma?"

"He...he's been a little anemic recently!"

Yuri immediately took a deep look at me with an expression of "If it wasn't for the sake of his taste, I would have insisted on rolling up this useless wood in a sheet and throwing it into the Sea of ​​Japan". Then go out.

I'm really mad at my wife.

[One Asami!How dare you ignore me!You don't want points anymore, do you? ]

"I want your sister's points. It's not a membership card. If you have points, can you give me a set of tableware? I want blue and white porcelain, not glass."

I'm a little impatient that the system keeps threatening me with this kind of old stalking. It's not like he can give away points as he wants, or deduct points as he wants, and he doesn't have to follow the "rules" of the "system".From this point of view, although the "system" has many dumbfounding bugs, it still acts as a check and balance between the player and the communicator from a certain perspective, and it is not useless.

That's right, I've seen it for a long time. From Kuroro's Marysu incident to the recent period, I have almost summed up some rules. The "system" that exists in the dark doesn't seem to be talking to me. This "system" is not even a fixed settlement method. I haven't figured out what it is exactly, but it's definitely not an idiot blowing "hair" in the head.

Alas, I also became wiser before I knew it.

[...What are you so awkward about? ]

The system was silent for a while, then softened its voice and acted like a baby to me.

"I don't dare to be awkward, I'm not thinking about how to get close to the heroine, how to get close to the male lead, how to help them pave a broad road, let them have sex during the day and have sex at night." I took a sip of tea calmly and sighed , Yuri's craftsmanship is really good. Although I don't know how to taste tea, it's still quite delicious.

[I just want to tell you this. ]

The voice in my head suddenly fell, and a faint golden figure gradually condensed in front of me, which was no different from the figure I saw in the consciousness space—it turned out to be that handsome young man in uniform.I was stunned, and couldn't help but spit out a sip of tea, Yaoshou, this goblin actually materialized!

"Damn, what do you want to do."

The young man in uniform didn't burst his veins or his hair, but he twitched his brows twice. I was surprised to see the tea sprayed out through his body and spilled all over the floor. After a long time, I stretched out my hand to touch it— —

"Don't try it, this is a holographic image, and I'm still in the consciousness space." The uniformed officer shook my wrist impatiently, but his slender fingers passed through my wrist and squeezed the air: "See Well, you can't 'touch' me."

"It's amazing, you look like a ghost now." I sat on the sofa and raised my legs: "By the way, why do you suddenly want to talk to me directly? I'm not used to it all of a sudden."

"Recently, I have more energy." He explained to me in such a vague way: "I only found out about Mami's life experience today, so don't waste it. Tomorrow when you go to night school, try to get in touch with Ayato Tomaki Get in touch, the heroine is about to make her debut..."

"Don't you think my current identity is more suitable for the role of a vicious female supporting role?" I waved my hand and interrupted him: "The protagonist's sister, there is no chaos in the vampire world - Lun Yi said, You said, wouldn't it be better for me to pretend to grab a man from her, it's much better than a girlfriend."

"...It seems to be oh."

"Necessary, I understand women better than you. Instead of letting them try to get a man, it's better to make them feel a sense of crisis and take the initiative to get a man. And Yui Komori is not completely indifferent to Ayato, or they No matter how much you torment, this will be a HE, we are just taking advantage of the plot loopholes to mess around, even if she really has a sudden brain twitch and has no feeling for the neurotic actor, then there are other people, no matter how you think about it, she is only making money but not losing money It’s a business.” I proudly gave myself a thumbs up.

"Look at your complacent look, as if you know how to fall in love, as if you have been a chick for twenty [beep——] years and suddenly get better." The uniformed officer rolled his eyes in disdain and disappeared in front of me.

When I thought about it, I immediately beat my chest, stomped my feet, and my eyes were filled with wildfire: "Who said that my mother has no boyfriend for twenty [beep——] years! My boyfriend just lies in the next room and sleeps like a fool!"

The author has something to say: I have been abused by the plot of the Gintama manga recently. My friend said that he had foreseen that Gintama was a good-looking article that wanted to dig a hole in the author’s ancestral grave.I hope Takasugi won't belch, the plot of the barbarians will be put in the next volume, and I will wait until Sorachi finishes beating his face before doing it...

But I really want to write about it!So I risked my life to come up with a chapter, although the plot is still far away from the barbarians OTL