[Comprehensive] The best assist

I stared at the back of the classmate in the front row in shock, and waited for him to turn his head and say, "It's a coincidence that you are wearing it too", but he turned his head and almost scared me to death. These big eyes, these dark circles, these With a nervous expression, this is obviously not the little angel Allen.

"Did you hit me..."

He glanced at me with a confused and sick expression, then lowered his head and covered his arm and said softly, "It hurts...it really hurts, hey, Teddy?"

I was already shocked by the scene in front of me. Why did this person speak sick words in the voice of the little angel Allen? He was clearly talking to me, but his eyes were strangely neither looking at my face nor facing me. He Are you talking to me, Mom, he seems to be saying to himself hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, boy, it was your back that I hit, why are you clutching your arm?

I was confused for a moment and then calmed down. Since it wasn't told to me, then I just ignore it.I got up from the ground as if nothing had happened, patted the non-existent dust on the skirt, and sat down gracefully on the seat.I smiled slightly at the teacher on the podium: "Teacher, it's okay, please continue with the class."

"...Can you put away your fangs first, classmate."

I kept smiling, nodded and calmly licked the blood on my fangs.

I can see that the world level of vampires is stricter than that of human provincial capitals. Just like the guy who wanted to bite my neck just now, he didn’t say anything when he heard my surname. I thought this surname was a bit magical. It's the one from Vampire Knight, right? A cotton linen one or a Tuma linen one...

I don’t know what kind of identity Ichi Mami is. She didn’t go to the Black Master Academy, and she was living abroad and got married. Then I contacted Yuri’s attitude. It seems that she is not the blood of the master’s family. Anyway, I watched Vampire Knight back then. When I was young, I didn't remember the character Mami Ichijo.

It's such a chaotic world, there are vampires and Hibari Kyoya, is the system infected with a virus, and the interval between the two-dimensional is broken.

In fact, I am still a little depressed, why is my surname not Jiulan, so that I can walk sideways in the world of vampires, and the idiot hanging in the back seat came to harass me?The sharp teeth are not fully developed, and the few millimeters outside the lips want to compete with my zombie-like big teeth, which is beyond my control.But what is the identity of this idiot? I have never heard of such a character among vampires... I rested my chin on one hand and stared at the slender boy in the front seat in a daze. The more I looked at him, the more neurotic I felt.

He was poking a moth with a compasses, and the table was covered with the scales of the moth. If he didn't stop, what was this kid thinking?

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Hmm...sick?Impressive, but not sure.I turned my head suddenly, and Sha Diao sitting in the back seat was startled by me, and stared at me blankly with a pair of bright green eyes.His eyes are really amazing, not monochromatic pupils, there are countless shades of green scattered and mixed at the bottom of the pupils, it looks quite... Dazzling.

I stared at him with a smile: "Hey, what's your last name? My name is Mami. It was just a misunderstanding. Let's make friends."

That man was very upset about being bitten by me just now, but he seemed to be a little afraid of my surname, so that guy stared at me sullenly, and after a while he said: "Nijuan..."

I couldn't help but startled, this funny surname, could it be the well-known "Both protagonists are crazy" Otome game? !No wonder the shining "Lingdi Academy" made me feel deja vu when I first entered school, no wonder he could imitate little angel Alan 100% when he opened his mouth in the front seat, because they are voice actors!

"Hi Nijuan..." Goodbye Nijuan, I don't want to come to this poor night school again.

[Ding——The primary task has been triggered, please build a good relationship with Ayato Tomaki and develop the strongest assist. ]

"System, kill me! Why are you pretending to be an official at this time! Why don't you call me if you can get in touch!" Hearing the mechanical system sound, I couldn't help roaring expressionlessly, and I was in a hurry. After the sound of falling to the ground, several short busy tones appeared, and then the sound of system * sounded.

"...If you are told to establish a good relationship, then you will have a good relationship, what are you talking about!" His voice was a little uncomfortable, but of course he quickly returned to normal: "Do you want to change your body or go home?"

"Your logic is wrong. This is obviously an otome game. You asked me to help the heroine overcome her mental illness. Isn't that superfluous? Isn't that a waste of time and my life? You are sick, and I don't want to tell you too much talk."

Do you think I really simply don’t want to communicate with him? That’s not the case. I just think that if the heroine in the otome game wants to have a smooth relationship with the male protagonist, it’s simply...it’s hard to fail.

"Don't underestimate the otome game, okay. There are otome games that can play 720 ways to die and [-] changes in BE. You have to help the heroine..." the system said earnestly.

"Are you sure it's still an otome game and not a loli-killing game?!" If I had the skill of charging and complaining, it must have been as hard as a stick.

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I accidentally thought of a dirty place.

"Hey, tell me, what should I do, get close to the heroine?"

"Close to that group of people who reversed the volume."

"Huh?! Getting close to them won't make them fall in love with me. It's even more difficult for girls to achieve HE."

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and you have already been promoted to the position of general offensive in terms of thick skin."

I touched my nose modestly: "Then what do you think I should do? Isn't the assist going the route of the heroine's best friend?"

"That's too old-fashioned and out of fashion, and the success rate is extremely low. Nothing works as well as the vicious female supporting role. You can die in peace."

"Did you just say something terrible?!"

"...I mean you can go with peace of mind, and there are so many beautiful boys, there is always a male god who is suitable for you, go and fall in love, maybe you can hook up with someone you like, dear."

"What nonsense! My male god has such a 'SSSS=_=SSSS' curly hairstyle! Don't fool me with a bunch of straight hair...Hey! Come back to my mother!"

The system hastily cut off contact with me. I sat in my seat and gritted my teeth in hatred. What is meant by "there is no such thing as a vicious female supporting role"? Others accidentally dressed as a vicious female supporting role and tried to clean up. Myself, I still have to pour dirty water on myself... Although I don’t really want to hug her thigh for the protagonist of an otome game, but I can’t do it against the protagonist. People who fight against the protagonist will end up with no good end.

Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at Sha Diao in the back seat, and it happened that he also looked at me unhappily, so I turned back immediately.It's really not good, I just bit him, and now I will be regarded as crazy if I change my attitude immediately, so let's take it slowly...

The night school here is actually quite good. I thought that the class would teach some basic knowledge such as being a vampire and being careful about garlic and churches. I didn’t expect him to start with the origin of vampires.Then the next branch, family history... In short, after one class, I felt like I was listening to a history class.

Probably for vampires, the "clan" of that vampire is really important, what level of baron, earl...it's really complicated.The status of a family is respected, and the branches are not described in detail. I think those details probably need to be taught within the family.

Strange, this kind of class should not allow humans to listen, but why do I feel that the heroine seems to be asked to come and go to school together?What is going on with this world view, or did they bring that girl here just to have sex in a different environment...

It was almost ten o'clock when the get out of class ended, and I thought the battle for the ring was over. It's a pity that I almost finished college and still had to study until this time, so I gave myself a bouquet of flowers.There is still a long way to go from the plane to the home. As a vampire, I can’t drag my uncle who is driving the plane, saying that I am afraid of the dark, so I decided to walk back by myself.

Some people say that if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts. I think this sentence is very correct. You see, these little bastards are walking outside at night without sleeping, and they just ran into me.Why?Who is that guy lying motionless on the ground not far away.

Silver hair... Sakata Gintoki? !Ah no, it's impossible for Sakata Gintoki to be so slender, and he's wearing a school uniform... Gokuji Hayato?

"Hey, don't touch him."

When I saw the characters in the plot, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded. After the punks' attention was attracted to me, I continued: "The guy lying on the ground... I don't know how he was beaten by you scum until he couldn't move. Well, out of good intentions, I warn you that his boss is a man who can ignite a fire with his hands, and most people don't like to touch him. That guy is very ruthless, and there was no fear in the former Nanerdao Street, so you should take a detour."

"What is this stinky woman talking about..."

"Wait!" The one in the lead suddenly reached out to block the way of the person who spoke, looked at me and kept laughing: "There is such a punctual chick around here, I haven't seen it before."

"Brother..." A guy with red hair next to him grabbed the skirt of the person who took a step forward: "She seems to be the eldest sister of the underworld."

"What underworld?"

"It's the underworld group that just emerged, the group with only two people..."

At first, the guy who wanted to stretch out his claws to me hesitated for a moment, and then slapped the red-haired guy: "You are afraid of a fart in a group of two!"

I felt two hands on my shoulders suddenly, and the paws of the guy called Big Brother stretched towards my face. It would be a lie to say not to panic, but I didn't feel real oppression at this time, on my shoulders The strength of his hand and the hand holding his arm was unimaginably light.

"and many more……"

Prison Temple who was lying on the ground suddenly spoke, but he just said this and then stopped moving again.The injury is so serious... A flash of light flashed in my mind-it wouldn't be Lan Zhan today, it is not impossible to be picked up by these little ruffians in the situation of Zhao Prison Temple.

The guy in the lead kicked a bamboo tube away, and I could clearly see what rolled into the corner, it was an unlit bomb, the weapon of the Prison Temple, he probably didn't want to owe favors to others, so he desperately wanted to stop these rubbish ?

The males in the boy manga are really...cute.

I kicked the boss on the belly and gave him a backward acceleration, and he flew out like a rocket on fire, smashing half of the wall with an animation effect.Ota Katsuki didn't lie to me, the so-called fighting girl is like this.

Bend your elbows, punch your fists, hit your knees, and kick your legs.I don't know how to move, I just think about which posture to use, relying on the huge gap in strength between vampires and humans to beat them up. I'm not as kind as those protagonists. The punks who were beaten up were all hit by me without exception. Can't get up either.

I stepped on someone's hand and twisted my fingers back and forth, and the joints made a crackling sound-it's cool to be a fighting race.I was so majestic enough, I ran over to help Guji Hayato from the ground, and asked him with a very bright smile: "Are you all right, where is your home, I will take you home."

Unexpectedly, Prison Temple looked up at me and then fainted in horror. I frowned and quickly touched my mouth—damn, my teeth really showed!

The author has something to say: I don’t know why I always refrigerate Sakata Yinshi, probably this is the shortcoming of Zongman [You are enough]