[Comprehensive] The best assist

It must be clarified that I never thought that Gintoki Sakata would teach well. He is probably playing the role of soy sauce in Unjou, right?After only one class, I smelled a strong smell of soy sauce from him.

In fact, this kind of situation is very normal. Although Gintoki Sakata completed all kinds of difficult commissions continuously when he was in Manshiya, complaining is indispensable. I don’t expect people who are late for class on the first day at all. There must be no after-school lesson preparation... Ah, thinking about it this way, before I really met Sakata Gintoki, what he would do after class is really worth thinking about.

But he was a little bit beyond my expectation today. He was on time for class today, and Sakata Gintoki stepped into the classroom when the bell rang. Could it be that he also realized that it would be embarrassing not to work with a salary?

Sakata Gintoki was wearing a pair of glasses, which successfully added a bit of reliability. I looked at him with my head propped up, and I always felt that this guy seemed even more handsome.

Sakata Gintoki didn't notice my fiery gaze. After he took out his textbook and taught a lesson, he finally noticed that the classroom was even more empty than usual: "Why are there so many fewer people? Have you all gone out to the bathroom together?"

A passer-by stood up maliciously: "Report to the teacher, Fei Chai Gang has suspended his studies, and he will not come from today."

"Idiot, in campus-themed comics, taking a break from school is a privilege only the protagonist has, the kind of genius protagonist who can get [-] points in the exam without attending classes!"

"The protagonist who is a genius can get full marks even if he is suspended from school, teacher."

After Sakata Gintoki said this, I couldn't hold back and complained. I obviously felt the gaze of the silver-haired teacher looking here, and I smiled generously at him—it seems inappropriate to complain about the teacher in public, but I really I can't help it, I used to complain about him when we were together, I was conditioned to Sakata Gintoki's voice.

But Sakata Gintoki was very indifferent even when he was paying attention to a person, his eyes fluttered over my face and then looked straight ahead dully: "But the teacher only needs [-] points in class is enough."

I froze for a moment, and then couldn't help but raise the corners of my lips, what kind of code word is this, I always feel that he is saying it specifically for me.Sometimes such a tacit understanding is enough to make people can't help but burst into a smile. Although Sakata Gintoki's face is very handsome, but because he is too lazy to put on an expression, he is naturally dumbfounded. Look, look, look, look. Just like now, this kind of guy should not be chased by a group of people, and girls like Hibari Kyoya's... face.

"The student next to the window in the penultimate row, no matter from the right time and place or your face, he looks like he is born to fail in history class. After school, the teacher in the teacher's room will help you make up for it." Gintoki Sakata pointed at me and ended the history class with this sentence: "Okay, class is over now, bastards."

"You offended the new history teacher as soon as you came here. I think you are going to be unlucky, classmate." The student bully in the front seat suddenly turned his head. He pushed his glasses and said mysteriously: "Some people just look at you on the surface. He is extremely gentle, but men are good at face, you will definitely be hated if you contradict him in public!"

It's right for a man to save face, but the crime of contradicting the teacher face to face is too big, I'm just slipping my tongue and making complaints about it.And being hated by Sakata Gintoki... Will he remember hating others? That guy is definitely the type who turns his head and forgets what the person who talked to him looked like a second ago.So for Xueba's kind reminder, I just pretended to be a goddess and smiled indifferently: "Thank you, I will pay attention next time."

As long as he doesn't deliberately make fun of it, I'm sure I can restrain my desire to complain!

After school, the teacher's room.

The sun was setting, and the window was shining with golden light. The setting sun dyed the whole sky a magenta color. Sakata Gintoki was reading a newspaper with his legs crossed and his feet on the table. Now he took off his pretentious glasses Yes, it looks much pleasing to the eye.I thank him for remembering the agreement with me and not running away ahead of time.

"Report, Mr. Sakata, I'm coming in."

Sakata Gintoki poked his head out from behind the newspaper: "Didn't you already come in?"

"Yes——teacher, I will definitely get permission to come in next time." I raised my eyebrows and walked to the chair in front of him and sat down: "Speaking of which, how did you recognize me?"

"Ah? That... I didn't expect you to ask so directly. You are a junior high school girl now, so learn to be more reserved." Sakata Gintoki didn't answer my question, but what he said already made me feel at ease. , this guy has neither amnesia nor personality change. It seems that he is similar to before except that he has not shrunk.

"Stop pretending, Mr. Sakata, you are the history teacher who has suddenly become a respected teacher. Now you are secretly having fun. Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you are looked at by a group of little devils with adoring eyes. Now that you are a teacher Be serious, I am sincerely asking you for advice, teacher—”

I leaned over and bumped into Sakata Yinshi with a shoulder: "Don't be tricky, tell me quickly, how did you see it? When did you notice it?"

Sakata Gintoki put down the newspaper, and the moment he turned his head, he almost came close to my eyes: "Want to know?"

I just nodded.

"I felt a little bit after class on the first day. Except you, who would stare at A Yin so intently with that kind of eyes? Everyone said you were too reserved."

I suddenly felt a little bit offended by Kathy, and kept away from him: "...just because of this? You are not the main character, why are you playing super intuition?"

"There are also ordinary people who don't know how to open their mouths, so they can be recognized immediately... Why do you ask so many questions? Do you want Ah Yin to say, 'In the vast crowd, I only look at you Is it right at a glance like ', you are getting closer and closer to female junior high school students in this regard."

"That's not true! Damn it, don't make it sound like a new bastard!" Sakata Gintoki is really the king of kay, it's rare that this is a close reunion after a long absence, and he is not excited at all!

In the following time, we exchanged messages with each other. I briefly told him about the situation at home, raised my doubts, and strongly expressed my premonition that my life was in danger and needed help. The situation at Yintoki Sakata was much simpler. Now, he lives in an apartment shared with others, and when he woke up, he received a call asking him to take up his post. To sum it up, it’s no different from opening a house to pay the rent, but it’s better—he finally has a regular job.

"What? Are you renting with someone else?!"

"Why did someone pour poison on me at night?!"

The focus of the two of us is obviously different, and after speaking at the same time, we looked at each other in blank dismay.Whether or not it was poison that was poured into me at night is left aside for now, but I can keenly smell something unusual from Sakata Gintoki's description.Apartment, share, two people, the other or a woman? ! OMG this is the rhythm of iPartment!

"What is that woman's identity, how old is she, what does she look like, and what's her name?" Nervously, I grabbed Sakata Yinshi's shoulder and shook: "Tell me, tell me, does she have any unusual behaviors, such as robbing her?" Let me wash your underwear or something?!"

In this case, even if it's a man living in an apartment with him, I have to consider whether it's reasonable, let alone a woman in her twenties sharing the apartment!

"No, no! Nothing! Besides, I've only been here for a few days, and I haven't said much. How would Ayin know about that guy?" Sakata Yinshi took my hand off his collar and sighed helplessly: " Your nerves are a bit too sensitive, now how you look at it is that the situation on your side is relatively serious, you are poisoned every night, maybe someday you will wake up in the morning and become a strange shape!"

"You just recognized the facts for me. At worst, I don't need to go to bed at night. The person who rents with you is the most difficult type of 'otome game' player to deal with. Don't give girls tickets at that time." I know! If she has already started to take action, she must treat this world as a comic book! Tell me carefully, is that guy cold and arrogant or sweet-looking, does he take everything lightly and sometimes invites you to dinner? !Talk, talk, talk!"

I can’t be calm. It should be said that after sharing a body with an otome game player in Meteor Street, I am not calm. There are many differences between me and Sakata Gintoki. For example, my body can be exchanged with points, and even Resurrected, Sakata Gintoki died as soon as he died. The idea of ​​restarting after loading a file is not suitable for him. Besides, he is a Two-dimensional character, so it is not surprising that he was set as the target of the strategy. Is that so!

It is unforgivable for my male god to become an NPC in other people's games!

There were blazing flames in my eyes, and Sakata Gintoki seemed to be frightened by me: "Anyway, come home with me tonight! My house is ridiculously big and there is no problem for another person to live in! And if there is any situation at night, I will also go home." I can ask you for help, kill two birds with one stone! In short, I will never let you be attacked by other unknown creatures!!!”

"I told you it wasn't captured!"

In this way, Sakata Gintoki moved into Ichi's house smoothly... What the hell, I dragged him to the door of the house before I remembered that I hadn't told Yuri about it, and suddenly let the school teacher live in the house for a long time\ Suddenly saying that he is in a relationship with the teacher, neither of these two can be a valid reason for Sakata Gintoki to live in a house!Not to mention a family that can be described as a "family", even ordinary high school students don't do it like this...

I hugged a stone pillar at the door sadly, I didn't really want to face this reality.

"Luxury! It's so extravagant! It's so extravagant to put diamonds on the walls! Have you ever thought that there are still poor people who can't eat enough? You bastards, Ayin and I, even have to pay the rent in advance. Monthly salary, so as not to expose it to wind and sun, just deduct it and let me sell it for money!"

Sakata Gintoki obviously didn't understand my melancholy. It should be said that he already didn't care about understanding me. He was lying on the gate of a house like a gecko and stretched out his hand, trying to give the two groups of irises inlaid with blue crystals on the lintel. Scratch down.

I helplessly pulled the hem of his windbreaker down, and he fell down: "That's not a diamond, you're worthless! It's just artificial crystal and it's worthless. The most urgent thing is to think about how to fool Yuri. She allows you to stay."

"I think that is a dead end no matter how you look at it, why not think about how to dig it out and sell it for money..."

"Why don't you say you're my friend?"

Sakata Gintoki dug out a piece of booger and shook his head: "How can a friend stay at home for a long time, Yuri won't believe it 100%."

I gave him a strange look: "What Yuri, that's the housekeeper of a family. You make it seem like you know her... That means you are my boyfriend."

"Hey, are you kidding? In this way, not only the housekeeper will not agree, but even the ATP will not agree. Ah Yin can't bear the crime of seducing an underage girl and attempting to live with her and run away with the money. ah."

"Running away with the money is your own idea!" I covered my head with a headache, "That's the only way to go, the two of us went out to find a house to rent, and if our parents didn't support us, we had no choice but to elope, Mr. Yin Shi. "

I affectionately held Sakata Yinshi's paws in front of my chest and looked up at him: "Anxin Xilu, I will take care of your food and daily life."

"Anxin West Road? You want me to feel at ease in Sinai, I don't care about my daily life, I definitely can't entrust food and drink to you!" Sakata Gintoki didn't appreciate it at all.

I was so sad that I wanted to beat him up, and Yuri came out of the door: "Miss, welcome home, dinner is ready."

Uh, oops... I haven't thought of an excuse yet.

The author has something to say: Thank you for throwing a landmine with dirty hands