[Comprehensive] The best assist

"I am a soldier who has sworn to give my heart to mankind..."

"..."

"Pfft——! Hahahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry I can't help it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't expect you to be such an interesting person!" Roll from one end to the other, and then back again.

I sat cross-legged on the ground, looked at him writhing all over the ground haggardly: "It's almost done...Is it so exaggerated?"

After the initial period of shame and embarrassment, the only thing left is haggard. Didn’t I just say such a sentence out of feeling, didn’t I just look handsome once in a while, don’t you need to laugh at others like this!I originally thought that I should leave him alone, and he would stop laughing naturally when he was tired of laughing. Who knew that he was so persistent, laughing for nearly two hours.

He was out of breath, he knelt on the ground and couldn't get up, he kept pounding the floor.

Should!Hahahahaha break your guts.

"Aha...Ahahahaha! Hahaha! Yes, I'm sorry, I'll be...hahahahahaha! Oh my stomach, hahahaha!"

"Haha you sister! Do you want me to beat you to death? You won't be laughing if you kill me, right! Come tear me up!!!" I finally broke out unbearably, and punched the floor with my fist, and the sand flew away.I am worthy of being iris' apprentice.

The system didn't care about me, and it gradually calmed down after I continued in this state for a while. I no longer dared to look at him with that painful expression, as long as I looked at him like this, he would continue to laugh.The system took me to see the progress of the body's repair as usual, and I won't describe the horrible scene.

I suddenly thought of something, I grabbed the sleeve of the system and asked: "I think you are a little different from other systems, this sense of disobedience was especially serious when you crossed over last time, do you have something to hide?" I."

The system froze and mechanically turned his head to look at me: "Are you afraid of loving me?"

He was about to cry.

I was about to be scared and cry by him: "Don't come here, if you come here again, I will call the police."

"You don't even have the endurance, are you still a human being?!"

I hastily raised my orchid finger: "I don't allow you to belittle yourself like this, I believe you will be able to be physically disabled!"

With a black face, the system kicked me in the chest and sent me flying: "What nonsense! Go time travel!"

I finally woke up from a more normal place this time, with a soft bed under me, and the smell of rubbish being soaked in rain was not lingering on the tip of my nose, it smelled very good, like... like custard buns.I sat up suddenly from the bed, and it took me a while to react, my face immediately turned dark—dead system!You just kicked my chest!

I sat up clutching my chest, and the familiar flatness of my subordinates lifted my whole heart. It's okay that I was flattened by the system, and I won't be dressed as a man again.I closed my eyes cruelly and pressed my hands between my legs.

...Fortunately, there is nothing superfluous.

I was finally relieved, and after jumping out of bed, I began to look at the surrounding environment, my dear, the system has spent a lot of money, is it going to compensate me or something, this large floor-to-ceiling window, this kingsize bed, this furry look is amazing A high-end stall, this... a very unlucky full-length mirror facing the bed.

But fortunately, the room is big enough that you can't see the mirror as soon as you open your eyes.

After confirming that I was not dreaming/poisoned/had an illusion, I accepted the fact that the system really gave me benefits. What happened to him, but he is dying?He was obviously so stingy before, but why did he become generous all of a sudden.I have never lived in such a gorgeous place in my...two or three lifetimes. Doesn’t this make me commit a crime? From simplicity to extravagance, what will I do in the future.

I plopped down into a wicker chair by the window, the soft cushion made me let out a sigh of satisfaction, I sat down for a long time and finally had enough, I suddenly remembered, it’s been so long He didn't see Sakata Gintoki.I searched the jacket pocket first, then the trouser pocket, and then the pockets of the whole body including the chest pocket, but I didn't find Gintoki Sakata.

I already have some kind of bad premonition... Ah no, no, no, look for it, maybe he is hiding in a corner of this room, it's so big here...

Two hours later, I searched all over the room, but I still didn't find any trace of Sakata Gintoki.I was so tired that I sat on the floor and panted for a long time. If this is the condition for me to enjoy the glory and wealth in this life, I would be a bit too disadvantaged.

I really want to scold the street, but after thinking about it for a long time, I don’t know what to scold. I have told myself many times that Sakata Gintoki will not follow me all the time, I want to learn to fuck,

"It's fine to leave, so I don't have to worry all day that you will leave one day..."

I muttered and got up from the ground, came to the front of the full-length mirror and began to look at the body, um, it has a nose and eyes, it's good.I'm very happy that I'm not disabled, that's enough, then go back to the bed where I woke up, lie down, cover the quilt, grinning, two lines of tears slipped from the corners of my eyes.

I... woo woo woo, I always feel like I've lost my love, let me sleep and be quiet...

"Miss, it's time to get up, I've prepared breakfast."

As soon as I closed my eyes, there was a regular knock on the door outside, which was not a hallucination.This is the first time someone "entertained" me after arriving in a world, so I had to get up and open the door.Outside the door was a woman in a black uniform, she lowered her head slightly, and the moment she saw my face, her eyebrows frowned almost imperceptibly.

But it was quickly covered up. She is of good quality, even well-trained. She doesn't dress like ordinary people, but she is not the age of a maid. Could this be the legendary... deaconess? !

"Miss, please change your makeup. This makeup is not suitable for going to school, and your makeup has already been spent."

"Ah... oh, okay." When I looked in the mirror just now, I really didn't notice any makeup on my face. It should be said that I didn't even see what I looked like clearly at that moment. In short, it wasn't mine. Face, as long as it is not too deformed, I can accept it.

I obediently went back to the room and looked in the mirror. This photo almost scared me to death. This is no longer a deformity that can be described. This heavy makeup, thick eyebrows, and dark eyes are no longer in the category of smoky makeup. It is already the same kind as a panda, why is this hair still standing up, bristling with anger!That's all, what is that black on the forehead, no, no, no, it's either a stain, or a big "black" written with a black pen!

...Could it be that I have been away from this world for so long that I am no longer able to understand human aesthetics?

"Well, how many years is it now?" I asked while undoing the hair that was tied high on the top of my head.

It’s a disease of the brain to talk but not. If I slap myself a few times and go back to 5 minutes ago, then I will definitely slap myself hard. Damn, isn’t this intentional to set up doubts for others!

The deaconess is very qualified, she answered my questions without pause, and my self-blame immediately subsided.

It's still in the 21st century, and it hasn't traveled to a magical world.

After washing it several times, the cosmetics on my face were finally washed off. Only the word "black" written on my forehead couldn't be wiped clean. I looked in the mirror carefully for a long time, but I was still not sure whether it was written on it or not. Had to put the bangs down to block it.The deaconess said that I have to go to school later. I don't know how strict Japanese schools are on the appearance of students. According to the rules of the Chinese dynasty, junior high school students are not allowed to wear their hair.

I had to tie a ponytail.

The deaconess served the prepared breakfast, and now she looked at my face without frowning or shaking her head, and just urged me to eat quickly.I finally arrived at a place where I don’t have to make pancakes by myself. I guess this family also has a “top French chef” as their private chef. Even though it’s not soy milk fritters and tofu nao Chinese food, I still had a good time eating it. I’ve been to Meteor Street. It’s rubbish. I've picked them all up, as long as it's not too hard to swallow, I can eat it.

The better thing is that this girl seems to live alone in a big house, there are no messy relatives at the dinner table, and even no parents, very good...

……

What a fart, there must be something wrong with this woman, she is not born with any blood feud, but also the type with a complicated background.I have already foreseen the troubles that will come one after another in the future, and suddenly I feel that it is quite easy to be on Meteor Street or being chased by giants.

"Miss, please don't look around during the meal."

I hurriedly lowered my head to concentrate on poking the ham and fried eggs on the plate, and put them in my mouth as gracefully as possible.

"Miss, there is still enough time, you can eat slowly."

"..." I'm already chewing slowly, okay, I almost stuffed the egg foam into my mouth.

"God has given us food, and we should eat it with reverent thanksgiving."

"..." Yes, I thanked the father with this body for not shooting her on the wall, but in her mother's [beep——] with sincere gratitude.

Being muttered while eating makes me feel irritable. Now I want to squat under the eaves and eat pancakes. After going through so many things, my father is also a man who can bend and stretch, and dare to order me like that!

"Miss, please finish your milk."

"..." I had to frown and drank the milk, um, it's wrong to waste food.

After dinner, there was a car with a driver to take me to school, and this car also revealed the atmosphere of a celebrity everywhere-note that it is not a local tyrant, but a celebrity, it is not as simple as being rich.I sighed while looking at the scenery outside the window, watching some students walking on the road, I felt a sense of superiority, it was so fucking cool.

The car was parked at the gate of a school. I got out of the car and saw many airplane heads. I had a bad feeling. Then I looked up and saw the school gate number. I only had one thought in my mind—fortunately, I didn’t come to school with that makeup on. .

And, Sheng, Middle, Learning!This fucking wants me to die in a peaceful age!

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