[Comprehensive] The best assist

I gnawed a compressed biscuit in my mouth, and my fingernails grew out at a speed visible to the naked eye. I touched my face, and the place where the skin was peeled off by the thick hemp rope had already healed. It seems that the hidden skill of the pancake fruit has not changed because world fails.

"How on earth did you get into the Gendarmerie?"

"I don't know. I guess someone informs. After handing over the things to Erwin, someone catches up. This speed can't be kept up by flattery."

"Let that guy send bodyguards over, damn it, what if he gets caught again."

I patted the top of Sakata Yinshi's head reassuringly: "Let's forget it. If Erwin tells me about this, he will definitely ask me how I escaped. By then, we will get rid of the three gendarmerie teams." I can't hide the death. It will cause a lot of trouble at that time."

"Well, after all, they belong to the same government. Ever since I told Erwin that I came from the future, I feel that I can't be with him. Well, I don't think Erwin is going to be on our side."

Sakata Gintoki stared at me with dead fish eyes, raised his hand high and slapped me hard on the top of my head for a long time: "Is there something wrong with you?! I don't know that people other than the male protagonist can't know about time travel. ?!"

I held my head aggrievedly: "I told you about this in the last chapter, you said you came from the stars, would you HE?!"

Sakata Gintoki blinked, then suddenly lowered his head and pulled the kimono from his elbow to his shoulders, and said briskly, "Strawberry, you sewed brother's sleeves together."

"Whispering! It's not bad to wear something! Why change the subject!"

Sakata Gintoki's clothes are really cracked, probably zoomed in and out too many times, his kimono with black background and blue and white stripes was finally overwhelmed and sacrificed, so I had to help him sew random seams by the light of the kerosene lamp, Sakata Gintoki After Shi came here, a suit of clothes can grow and shrink with him, and there is no place to buy them if they are rotten, so when he gets smaller in the future, he can only run around naked.

……

It seems pretty good to think about it this way.

"Ah! Why did you hit me again!"

"Why do you show such a wicked and wild smile? If you don't have a tall face, a face, and a temperament, just be a weak chicken obediently."

"...I hate you, Nini, you're talking dirty again."

"Actually, you're quite happy. Men's love for nasty jokes is also awakening. It's hopeless. Even if you change back, you won't be the same as before, who would blush, prepare breakfast for Ah Yin, and kneel on the bed wearing a nude apron." She's a cute girl who helps Ah Yin get dressed."

"I've never been through that stage, you liar!"

Sakata Gintoki and I were sitting by the river talking to each other very bored, the eastern sky suddenly became clear, and a cool breeze rushed towards us, sending a rotten smell mixed with blood from afar.

I don't know what to do now. If I go back now, I might be caught by the Gendarmerie or the Investigation Corps who got the news, but I have to go back. If I complete the task, I can just disappear, Er No matter whether nuclear fission or other devices have been researched by Wen, many inventions have not been used in practice. If I just leave... what will happen to my limbs!

[Don't worry, they haven't found you running away yet, but if you don't go back now, you will be found.It's almost dawn... Erwin is planning to send someone to ask you for questioning. ]

I blinked and blinked before I realized that the system was talking to me. As soon as his words fell, I suddenly thought of the bonus sound of beep beep beep, and the merit points poured into me like triggering a dam switch flood in the brain.Unable to bear it, I hugged my arms and bent down. After a long time, I tremblingly stretched out a finger.

"You... how did your dialog box become '[XXXX]'."

[In order to distinguish the dialogue with real human beings...fuck!The slot you see is actually this!I thought you were going to go crazy and say that you were in pain and sad! ]

"It was quite uncomfortable, but after that, there was a strange sour feeling, just like being suddenly inserted into a super-sized thing in a back-court that had never been opened up, opening the door to a new world."

[Fuck off your sister, hurry back before fucking!Erwin hit the door! ]

I didn't hesitate anymore, I pulled Sakata Yinshi and ran towards the dormitory like flying, but Sakata Yinshi couldn't keep up with my speed, and was pulled up by me and flew like a kite.After a whole night of tossing with those from the Gendarmerie, plus I had dinner by the river with Sakata Gintoki and watched the scenery, Dongfang began to look pale. If Erwin had been studying that information all night, there must be more He wants to ask me a lot, but it is not ruled out that he sent someone to look for me early in the morning.

But we were still a step too late, and when we came out of the woods, we saw a few people coming out of our room, wearing the uniforms of the Survey Corps.I retracted my head from among a clump of leaves, glanced at the uniform that was intact but wrinkled, and said to Sakata Gintoki, "Well, what should I do? How can I explain where the two of us went at night."

Sakata Gintoki kept the same movement with me and only showed his face outside the leaves. Even at this critical moment, he still maintained the same unmotivated expression. He thought for a while and said, "Just go to the latrine..."

"Who would dress so neatly when going to the hut, and even go with two people, and they are not primary school students."

"Then my brother painted macarons for you..."

"Fuck off!"

Sakata Gintoki pulled his head back from a bunch of branches, he looked at me for a long time, and suddenly he clenched his fist and tapped on the palm of his hand: "That's right!"

"...?"

He didn't speak, just tore my clothes off, grabbed the collar of the shirt inside and tore it on both sides, making it very messy.I'm also messy, I don't know what the hell Sakata Gintoki is going to do, but isn't it a bit bad to tear up the clothes of other girls by doing it like this...

……

By the way, I am a boy.

"What, what are you doing?" I took a few steps back like a mentally handicapped girl with my collar in my hands: "Now is not the time to do such things..."

Sakata Gintoki looked at me with very serious dead fish eyes: "Generally speaking, other people don't like to disturb love affairs, whether they are wanted suspects or looking for trouble, they will automatically avoid such things, so that's it If we go out, we can solve the problem once and for all.”

"It's hard to believe such a lie that is so obvious at first sight."

"That's right, isn't it realistic enough..." Sakata Gintoki dragged his chin with one hand and squinted his eyes to look me up and down, and finally his eyes fell on my neck: "I see!"

He tapped again.

Then Sakata Gintoki pulled me over, held me down and bit my collarbone a few times.

It really bites!Bleeding all over!The kind of bleeding under the skin, not kiss-stains but bloodstains!

"What plane! I am not trustworthy is not this !! Old! Zi! Now! Here! No! Women! People! Ah!!!

"Ah! I see! The expression is not shy enough!"

"I told you it wasn't the reason! What kind of trick!" I angrily tore off Sakata Silver and crushed the light bulb that was on top of my head. If it wasn't for us still hiding here, I would have to fight him.

In the end, Sakata Gintoki took off the outer kimono, hooked the collar with one finger and put it on his shoulder, and led me out of the woods, who was disheveled and blushing. Startled, then exchanged a tacit look.

I was angry in my heart, but I still lowered my head in cooperation - the clothes were torn by Sakata Gintoki, my face was red from rubbing by him, and the faint kiss-marks on my neck were all bitten out by him!I feel so suffocated.

"You two are really... so sexy, William Jobs, the leader has something to ask you, come with us, is there another one?"

I behaved like an angry victim and angrily pulled the collar and buttoned it to block those ambiguous traces: "This is my brother, let's go, let's go to the leader."

Turning around, he gave Sakata Gintoki a hard look——bastard, wait for me!

The author has something to say: Thank you for the dirty hands, the blood snow card, and the landmine thrown by the strawberry white paper

Thank you for your long review with dirty hands

By the way, please bookmark the author! ! ! !