[Comprehensive] The best assist

When I woke up early in the morning, I saw Sakata Gintoki's swollen side face from the beating, and my mood was a little complicated. I didn't know whether to be depressed or embarrassed.But thinking about sleeping with Sakata Gintoki who has become an adult, I feel quite happy. Although we have slept together in the same bed before, it was in a shrunken state, and the feeling was completely different.I don't have time to pay attention to the injury on Sakata Gintoki's face right now. For now, I should worry about the state of entanglement with his limbs, which seems a bit bad.

Staring at the ceiling in a daze for a long time, I finally recalled how I threw myself into Sakata Gintoki's arms last night, crying with snot and tears, and how I used all the bandages I put on him because of blowing my nose... Really It's so embarrassing.

I gently pulled my arm out of Sakata Gintoki's arm, and the latter just scratched his face and continued to snore droolingly.I got up from the bed with a sigh of relief - I don't want to do stupid things like touching someone's face and drawing the outline of the bed partner's face in broad daylight.Al?Gintoki Sakata is not my bed partner...

"Ding—hello? Hear me, [MUTE]!"

...I haven't heard anyone call me the name [Muffled] since I was killed in the bombing. It sounds weird at first, and I can't even react.However, being harassed by the system early in the morning, this morning is really not a wonderful one.

"I can hear you, what's the matter?" I didn't respond to the system until I got out of the bedroom. In view of the previous incident, I am very resistant to him now. I have to restrain myself. I can't let him notice it now, or I might be wiped out with a wave of my little hand. up.

"Hahaha, of course congratulations on getting [-] points. I really didn't expect you to dare to snatch someone from Kuroro, and you succeeded in snatching someone." The system's voice was still flat, but I never The emotion of wanting to fight with him.

"That's right, it's time for me to give up after such a long time."

"Ah, that's what I said, but you should calm down next time," the system said to me after a while of silence: "What you did this time is already quite dangerous. If you can't threaten Kuroro, You are about to die again. Speaking of which, your points are not enough to die a few times."

"What? Didn't I add [-] points? Don't try to lie to me, bastard! And I made a lot of money before, so it shouldn't be a problem if I die three or four times!" Points are a matter of life, and I can't Just die casually, if you die, your head will be gone.

"The key seems to be that... There is no time for you to go on, and you have to go to another world quickly. Didn't I tell you to speed up your pace?"

"You never said anything about time..."

"Ale? So I didn't say it, ah ha ha ha ha."

MLGB ah ha ha ha ha!You are not Tatsuma Sakamoto!Every time such an important matter is delayed until the end, do you want me to plant flowers on you and pull them out by the roots? !It hurts so much!At that time, you will know how anxious my wife is now!

I didn't say a word about the above, and took a deep breath: "Then what should I do now, even if you say that, I can't collect so many points in an instant, and as a system, you should send missions, right?" .”

"Oh?! Is that so... No, because it's the first time I've been..."

"what?"

The system suddenly coughed twice: "It's nothing. I have already dealt with the time issue. It was absolutely impossible, but someone got the time machine installation package in another world, and I can use it for you once. Traveling through time and space to the plot It’s time to develop, if you get online with the protagonist, the points will increase very quickly.”

"..." This guy seemed to be saying something really cool.

"You don't have a choice, to avoid the pursuit of the phantom troupe and get more points, there is only one choice."

"I think your proposal is very good. You don't need to threaten me. Then, what is the price?" In short, this is not the first time I have traveled, and I am very tired of this world.

"Huh? What are the conditions?"

"The conditions for using the time machine installation package, and how many points are needed. Actually, you grew up eating points, right? Every time my mother worked hard to save some points, you appeared, and you were more punctual than a stopwatch. I Speaking of you, you are really taking good care of my corpse, if you don't do it, I will really go crazy..."

"Dang, of course I take good care of the bastard!" The system suddenly yelled and interrupted me: "Really, don't think about others with such a dark mentality every time, okay, I also have good intentions. I didn't think about it in the first place." What price will I ask you for?"

As soon as he finished speaking, I felt a sudden chill in the middle of my forehead.

"Drip - the time machine installation package is downloading, and it is expected to be loaded in twelve hours."

"Don't suddenly install strange things on people's bodies... And it takes twelve hours to download, your internet speed is slow enough."

"Well, isn't it just a buffer time for you to make full preparations. That's it, I'll go first."

"Wait!" I touched the middle of my forehead and frowned, and finally held back: "Remember to do something with Yinshi Sakata, I don't want to be in a different era with him, it will be very troublesome."

"This kind of thing doesn't need you to remind—"

Is that right, don’t you need me to remind you… That’s why I don’t understand why you have to think so much about me. Everything the system does has a purpose. They don’t need to please the host, they just need to use strong methods. , A strong man like it who is above everything can do anything wrong...

I was still in a daze, when Perry's mother suddenly appeared from behind me, saw me standing there and smiled at me: "I thought you guys weren't up yet, hurry up and wash up, it's time to eat."

"Huh? Ah...thank you." I was pushed beside the dining table by her in a daze with my disheveled hair.

"Mom cooked noodles last night, but when I called you to eat..." Perry sat on the seat opposite me, holding a bowl and stuffed a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, and said vaguely: "But when I called you to eat, I slept If you do, you have to give up.”

When I heard him say this, I gradually remembered what happened last night—Mother Perry did kindly borrow the kitchen to cook, but something happened in the middle... Well, that kind of accident happened, and I just fell asleep like that, but I didn’t finish eating.But she is probably a traditional thrifty housewife—I took a look at the sticky noodles on the table and came to this conclusion.

Mother Perry seemed to see my hesitation, and she gave me a gentle smile, and immediately a spoonful of sticky noodles was stuffed into her mouth.

"Uh, uh...! This taste..."

"It's a bit lumpy after one night, but you can't waste food."

"Hmm... wow! It's super delicious!" I tasted the batter in my mouth carefully, and praised her sincerely - I have to say that she is really good at making noodles like this.

"Mom's cooking is amazing, I like it the most!"

"Really... Perry, you can't say such impolite words."

I looked up and smiled back at her: "What does it matter, what Perry said is true."

Only then did I take a closer look at the woman in front of me. The light was too dark last night so I couldn't see clearly. I didn't expect her to be really good looking. She looked like the kind of virtuous woman who is suitable for home.Perry is only five or six years old, plus she probably takes good care of herself, so now she looks only 30 or [-] years old—it is the age when a woman transforms from a girl to a woman, with the innocence of a girl and a young woman Her gentleness is simply the perfect wife candidate.

"Uh... Where's Sakata Gintoki? Is it okay to eat without waiting for him?"

"For that lord... I've sent the meal to his room, because he seemed to have suffered a serious injury last night, I think it would be better to eat in his room."

The action of stuffing noodles into my mouth with a spoon paused, and then I stuffed another spoon into my mouth, I nodded vaguely: "That's fine, that guy probably enjoys having breakfast in bed, anyway, he's too lazy to be like a maggot all day long." The..." She really is a super... good wife and mother.

"Hey, speaking ill of others behind their backs is going to be hellish, you bastard."

Before I finished speaking, Sakata Yinshi limped out with an empty bowl in his hand. Looking at his bandages, I doubted whether he could stand still.

"Don't you take a good rest in the house, didn't they serve you a good meal?" I wanted to put down the bowl and help him, but before my butt left the stool, Perry's mother had already walked over to help Sakata Gintoki I came over, so I had no choice but to sit down again: "...Why do you need to help him, he is the kind of man who will crawl onto the dining table even if he smells the smell of rice."

"I'm not that kind of frivolous man, but please serve me another bowl, please!"

"Hi one!" Mother Perry went to help him prepare the meal with a super good temper.

"Didn't you crawl out just to eat another bowl?! Really... Auntie, don't spoil this guy so much, it will only make him more and more lazy."

Perry's mother obviously paused, but continued calmly: "Master Sakata worked so hard to save our mother and child, I should do this. Don't be polite to me."

"If someone told you to be impolite, you are not impolite at all, Mr. Sakata." I glanced at Gintoki Sakata contemptuously, and the latter said it didn't matter at all.

I had no choice but to put another spoonful of rice in my mouth to change the subject: "How is your injury? It's no problem to stop the bleeding, but the wound was too deep before, so it should be painful now."

Sakata Gintoki put his hands on his head and stared at me: "Ah... even if I go to hell, Yintoki, I will crawl back for sweets, so hurry up and treat me to a sweet treat, no matter how delicious it is If the food lacks sugar, it will have no taste."

"I knew it... I said what are you looking at, hello!" Pulling the stool a little further away from him: "It's not okay to eat sugar all the time, you should eat well, it's rare for someone to cook for you..." In short, I am I won't admit that I cook uglier than her!

"The development of human beings is inseparable from sugar, and Ah Yin is even more inseparable from sugar, obediently hand over the chocolate parfait."

"It will develop horizontally, Yin Shi-jun, haven't you noticed how much weight you have gained from the first season to the third season, at least pay attention to your weight and blood sugar, you will lose fans."

"Don't remind me of that setting, it's just that the production team recently changed the hunter painting style and added a lot of muscles to Yin, don't worry, he's more manly." Sakata Gintoki tucked his little finger in with great enjoyment Digging into the nostrils: "Little Ah Yin has also grown a lot, don't you feel tempted... woo poo!"

Before he finished speaking, I slapped him under the table: "Shut up, bastard, don't tell such dirty jokes early in the morning!"

"Hehe, the relationship between the two of you is really good..." Mother Perry came back from the meal and smiled and helped Sakata Gintoki up, then slightly opened her eyes and looked at me with helpless eyebrows: "However, Mr. There are still injuries, even if you play around, it will take a few days, the body is important. Besides, girls need to be gentle to be cute."

"..." What, I beat Sakata Yintoki, not her son, what's the matter.But she was right, Sakata Gintoki's injuries were indeed much more serious.

"I see, it's all because of his dishonesty..." And who wants to be a cute girl, I'm not a cute girl in the first place.

What a... not a wonderful morning.