[comprehensive] bald romance

Kujo Jotaro, Saitama's childhood playmate, his father is a jazz musician, and his mother Holly Joestar is Mrs. Atobe's best friend. At most, the two of them are acquainted with each other, and they usually exchange only a few simple greetings.

The first time he saw Jotaro Kujo, Saitama couldn't forget to complain: "After so many years, Jotaro is still as cool as ever."

Kujo Jotaro is taller than ordinary high school students and exudes a bad breath. Because of his taciturn personality and not good at expressing emotions, Kujo Jotaro has very few friends.

"That's enough." Kujo Jotaro looked at the boy who was blown away by him not far away, squeezed the brim of his hat, and said, "Saitama, hide behind me."

"Unforgivable, even the man who took Saitama can't be forgiven! Kill you!" The persistent Yukimura quickly got up from the ground, his figure drifted past at a ghostly speed, his goal was to kill the man in front of him.

"Yukimura-kun! Your face is full of blood! Anyway, wipe off the tomato juice on your face before fighting? This image is really not suitable for a beautiful girl, ah bah, the setting of a beautiful boy!" Saitama posted on the wire On the pole, he commented on Yukimura's movements: "An ordinary person should not challenge Jotaro, your movements don't look cool at all."

Even in the fight, Kujo Jotaro exuded a cool aura. He punched Yukimura on the bridge of the nose, and blood gushed out. However, Yukimura still did not give up after being attacked so fiercely. She sneered: "Hahaha useless things, no wonder your woman will be taken away, you deserve to be abandoned hahahaha!"

Hearing this, Yukimura's expression became more and more extreme. The Platinum Star behind Kujo Jotaro, like his master, shouted the voice of Ola Ola Ola, and punched Yukimura's chest. In the meantime, Star Platinum reached out to touch the arrow on Yukimura's chest, as if he wanted to shoot the arrow from Yukimura's chest.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yukimura Seiichi's scream pierced through the silent street. The arrow was exactly the same, without any sign of being pulled out, and even laughed: "It's useless! It's all for love! I won't give up the woman I love to other men, give up! Will die too!"

"That's enough, trouble." Star Platinum retreated behind Jotaro Kujo, waiting for his master's order.

Saitama supported Yukimura, who was sweating profusely, and smacked his tongue, "Jotaro, are you also possessed by a vengeful spirit?"

Kujo Jotaro hummed, and asked back, "Can you see it?"

"I can see that, just like Jotaro, he has a mature face that surpasses that of a high school student, and he exudes a bad breath."

Kujo Jotaro: "...Women are trouble. This guy may have been invaded by Dio's granulation, and the granulation in his brain must be killed."

"Dior, what kind of perfume is it?" Saitama hugged Yukimura and looked around. Although no one passed by this street, occasionally there were residents in twos and threes.

"Well, miss, have you received bad extortion? Do you need me to call the police for you?"

Saitama looked at the big Jotaro with such eyes, and was misunderstood again.

"Oh, it's okay, he is my friend. Don't look at this guy who is tall and strong, but he is actually an innocent high school student who has never held a girl's hand~"

Kujo Jotaro: "...shut up, please."

Although I don't quite understand why Jotaro glared at me, but it's great to be able to dismiss the kind passers-by who don't know why.

"Follow me." Putting these words aside, Kujo Jotaro turned and left first.

Saitama looked at Yukimura who was in pain in his arms, and thought to himself that he was really working hard. Just when he was thinking of picking up Yukimura and following him, Jotaro Kujo, who had left, came back and silently took Yukimura from Saitama's hands. Throw it on your back, and stride forward.

Saitama frowned, and Kujo Jotaro, who had a bad appearance, was actually a big boy with a very delicate and gentle mind.

The Kujo family is very rich, and they also have a big house covering an area of ​​[-] mu in Kanagawa.

It's just that apart from a few maids who regularly clean the house, no one else lives here.

This time I came to Kanagawa because I found the news of the stand-in messenger.

"Dior is a very dangerous man. He has the ability to implant his own cells into the opponent's mind. After being implanted with granulation, this person will obey all of Dior's arrangements and become a puppet. As for the ghost you saw , is my ability, a substitute named Platinum Star. This is a kind of superpower-like existence, controlled by the master's spiritual power."

Saitama nodded knowingly, and then in Kujo Jotaro's expectant eyes, he said: "Jotaro, this is the most lines you have said so far, so you are not stuttering."

In fact, Saitama always thought that Kujo Jotaro was a stutterer, otherwise why would he only pop out a word after talking for a long time, it is definitely to cover up his shortcoming of stuttering.

"Saitama, your friend, was probably invaded by Dio's granulation." Jotaro Kujo knelt aside, pointed at Yukimura's eyebrows, with a solemn expression.

"Jotaro, you just ignored my words, and there is this kind of setting that sounds like a horror movie. We have to believe in science. Since the brain is invaded, wouldn't craniotomy solve the problem?"

Jotaro tugged at the brim of his hat with a guilty conscience, his eyes were sharp, and he immediately said, "Saitama who can smash a house with one punch, you actually believe in science?"

Saitama: "...Jotaro complained about it, damn it, I lost, so I can't be reconciled."

Kujo Jotaro: "...No, I don't care about this kind of winning or losing."

"Okay, let's stop making trouble. The most urgent thing is to take out the granulation in Yukimura-kun's brain first. If you need me to say something, just speak up."

Saitama restrained her joking tone, it was a matter of human life, she would not let Yukimura-kun become the little brother of the big perfume brother, ordinary people should live an ordinary life, besides, Yukimura-kun is not suitable to be someone else's pony at all.

"Let me use the Platinum Star to check the situation." As soon as the words finished, Kujo Jotaro's Platinum Star appeared again, with a handsome face and a tall body, which was a complete replica of Jotaro himself.

Saitama looked at Jotaro Kujo with an egg face, and shouted the lines of super chuuni, while Star Platinum stroked Yukimura's head back and forth. Finally, in Saitama's expectant eyes, Jotaro Kujo raised Face, expressionless: "He has not been invaded."

"In this case, it should be attacked by a stand-in messenger," a sexy and deep male voice sounded from outside the house. The next moment, a man in a green uniform opened the door and walked in. When he saw Jotaro Kujo, he greeted him first. : "Jotaro, let me check the situation."

"Kakyoin, you're here."

Saitama sat between the two of them, and seemed to hear crackling sparks coming from his ears. The man behind him introduced himself: "My name is Noriaki Kakyoin, and I am Jotaro's friend and a substitute messenger. This is my substitute." , the Green Emperor."

A ghost that looked like a snake or a lizard came out from behind Noriaki Kakyoin and greeted Saitama friendly.

Saitama waved his hand and asked, "Mr. Kakyoin, are you also a high school student?"

The sharp-eyed spotted the name tag on the other party's uniform. When he heard the other party say that he was only 16 years old, Saitama couldn't help complaining anymore: "What? You are also a high school student. Why do you have the same personality as Jotaro that surpasses high school students? Adult face, is the setting of your crew a high school student saving the world? Are all the male characters full of muscular foundation, affection and mature faces beyond their own age?"

Kujo Jotaro stood up and patted Kakyoin on the shoulder, helplessly said: "Women are troublesome, let's check this child first."

Child.. Saitama swallowed his complaint calmly when he described Yukimura Seiichi as a child.

Noriaki Kakyoin didn't know where he had offended this pretty lady sitting on the tatami, but he was never good at dealing with girls, since Jotaro asked for the steps, Noriaki Kakyoin naturally went to check the situation in Seiichi Yukimura first .

"This is an attack by a stand-in messenger, called Cupid's arrow. Ordinary people who are hit by the arrow will have a very paranoid love for the human beings they see at first sight. The stand-in messenger can make use of this emotion to make the arrow hit. I do my best to obey.”

Noriaki Kakyoin saw the arrow on Yukimura Seiichi's chest, and explained everything with a serious face: "I was almost hit by an arrow once, but fortunately the situation was urgent, so I also burst out my spiritual power. The green emperor was born to protect me." of."

"Have you seen the appearance of the stand-in messenger clearly?" Kujo Jotaro also realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Of course, a friend next to me was also recruited, and finally forced the other party to completely get out of control."

"In what way?"

"That is, Miss Saitama, please tell me who your beloved is, so that you can break this boy's love. Although this is strange, the stand-in messenger will not let his target I'm afraid there must be some misunderstanding in the entanglement with other girls, so I can only ask Miss Saitama to use this method to break the curse first. After that, Jotaro and I will go find the substitute messenger."

The appearance of Noriaki Kakyoin does not seem to be joking at all, but Saitama really thinks this cracking method is very low-end, "You are not lying to me, are you?"

"Of course not, please believe me, Miss Saitama. I swear by my personality, Noriaki Kakyoin, that I never lied to you."

"But I don't have anyone I like, whose name do you want me to say?"

Saitama stared at Kujo Jotaro, "Jotaro?"

"Ahem, Kakyoin is pretty good." Jotaro Kujo recommended his friend.

"No, no, no, no! I, I, I..." Noriaki Kakyoin blushed and waved his hands repeatedly to refuse.

"Obviously he is a 1.8-meter muscular man, and he is shyer than a girl like me. I know, judging by your appearance, you must have a girl you like." Saitama complained without changing his face.

"Hey! Is it obvious? Actually, it's just a little affection, not that strong." Noriaki Kakyoin touched his face, a little embarrassed.

"What's the matter with this inexplicable feeling of going to the 12-year-old crew next door? Wait, so, the stand-in messenger you let go, shouldn't it be the girl you have a crush on?"

Saitama just guessed randomly, but Noriaki Kakyoin blurted out: "How do you know?! I, I, I, I just think that she is a girl, it is very pitiful to be used by Dior, and her double ability has not hurt me. , Later, I was also willing to correct my evil and return to the right, I, I, I, I..."

"Okay, Kakyoin, save this child first. Let's talk about the rest." Jotaro Kujo turned around, looked at Saitama, and said solemnly: "Saitama, think about it, whose name should be called."

Saitama's bald head flashed the names of people of the opposite sex he knew at the speed of light, "Do you have to say it?"

"Be sure to say, Saitama-san, tell me who is the man you like, and I will kill him." Yukimura Seichi, who didn't know when he got up from the ground, was surrounded by boundless black air, and the arrows emitted The black air invaded his cells, making Yukimura himself look a bit more flirtatious, making Yukimura look like a Widowmaker, "Tell me, who is that man?"

The wound on Yukimura Seiichi's face has already been treated. Platinum Star's actions looked fierce, but actually did not hurt Yukimura Seiichi's bones. After the bleeding stopped, Yukimura Seiichi was fine.

Saitama swallowed, and said loudly: "Okay, since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully, that person is... Keigo Atobe! Yes, that's right, the person I like, It's Keigo Atobe!"

The little nephew who was having fun with his friends in the distance sneezed several times silently, and Yushi Shinozu, a lover of innocent novels, asked concerned: "Atobe, are you cold?"

"Hmph, how can I catch a cold, which is not gorgeous? Keep practicing, bear with it." Keigo Atobe flicked his bangs arrogantly, and walked to the tennis court.

Ninja Yushi complained: "No, everyone can catch a cold, and it has nothing to do with being gorgeous."

Let's turn our eyes back, and with a bang, the fruit knife in Yukimura Seiichi's hand fell to the ground, "It's Atobe...so it's Atobe..."

This blow was not enough, and the arrow continued to seduce: "It's not enough, this blow is nothing, my love will not be depressed because of it! Kill Keigo Atobe, kill Keigo Atobe!"

Jotaro Kujo said in a cool tone: "Kego Atobe, this is Saitama's little nephew. So Saitama is a Lun-Run faction? Enough is enough."

Yukimura Seiichi's face finally burst into a desolate pain, "My heart hurts so much..."

The arrow on the chest suddenly emitted a dazzling light, accompanied by a piercing scream, "Ah, ah, love has lost to family love!" Yukimura Seiichi's curse was finally lifted.

"My chest doesn't hurt anymore!" Touching his chest, Seiichi Yukimura heaved a sigh of relief, and then, as if nothing had happened, he said with a sincere face, "Saitama-san, it turns out that Atobe-san It's your little nephew, it doesn't matter, love can surpass everything, I bless you, this knife is given to you as a souvenir."

"I don't need your blessing, get out, you bastard!" Saitama swung the fruit knife that Yukimura stuffed into his hand, drawing a beautiful arc in mid-air.

"Teacher, is the person you like my little nephew?" Another voice that did not belong to the room sounded.

Saitama turned back and saw Genos holding the fruit knife he threw out, with an unprecedented calm expression on his face, "Ganos, why are you back? Has the matter with Dino been resolved?"

On the way, he met a young woman surrounded by gangsters. Genos wanted to help the lady get home safely before going to Dino.

The teacher is actually at this lady's home! ?

Genos didn't answer Saitama's question, which seemed abnormal to Saitama, Genos's eyes lit up, he walked up to Saitama quickly, and asked repeatedly: "Teacher, can my little nephew fly a weirdo with one punch? Can the little nephew cook? Can he do the laundry? Can he help the teacher prepare breakfast with love every day? Can he sew clothes? Can he buy special eggs for the teacher? If he doesn’t know anything, then the little nephew is useless at all Trash, teacher, you can't like him!"

Keigo Atobe: Why does my uncle do these things?

Saitama felt like his head was going to explode, and Genos babbled nonsense in his ears, and he struggled to break away from Genos's confinement with a snap, "Wait! Genos, this is all a misunderstanding, actually it is I brought Keigo out because I wanted to undo Yukimura-kun's curse. Do I look like the kind of scum who would attack my own family?"

Kujo Jotaro: "Ahem."

Noriaki Kakyoin: "Miss Saitama..."

Yukimura Seiichi: "Saitama-san is as interesting as ever~"

Saitama turned his head: "Shut up! It's because of you that things have become so troublesome!"

Genos: "Teacher, I believe in you, but the teacher is so good, it is hard to guarantee that Keigo Atobe will not have that kind of deformed feeling for the teacher." After saying that, Genos melted the fruit knife in his hand.

Saitama stared blankly, and asked back: "Impossible, that boy Jingwu and Ninzu Yushi are doing well!"

"Ninzu-kun? That's how it is~" Seiichi Yukimura clapped his hands and said, "No wonder the relationship between the two is a bit weird."

"No! You all misunderstood, little nephew, he just doesn't put feelings first at this stage, no, why are you still here, Yukimura Seiichi?" Saitama thought that it was because of Yukimura Seiichi that things would happen. It became so chaotic, I immediately felt that one head was two big.

"Ah la la, there are so many people in the house, Jotaro, really, if a friend comes to the house, why don't you tell mom to prepare more dishes?" Kujo Hari looked at the children in the room with a gentle expression on her face. Smiling, "Ayu is here too~ Long time no see, stay for dinner tonight, Auntie will cook delicious tamagoyaki for you~!"

That's right, the young woman Genos met was Kujo Jotaro's mother, Kujo Hori, and Holi at this time hadn't exploded the ability to stand in as a messenger.

"Shut up, mother-in-law, it's too noisy." Kujo Jotaro said to him.

Saitama glanced at Jotaro Kujo with the eyes of the two boys, and said earnestly: "Aqiang, how can you speak to your mother-in-law in such a tone?" Too high school!

Aqiang is the nickname Saitama gave Jotaro when he was a child.

"It's okay, Ayu, I...I..." Kari Kujo, who was originally fine, suddenly turned pale and fell to the side. Saitama quickly hugged Hari Kujo, "Look! Ah Qiang, Aunt Heli, she I finally couldn't bear your secondary illness and fell down!"

Kujo Jotaro: "..."Platinum Star!

The author has something to say:

感谢小天使读者“今天你更新了吗”,灌溉营养液+12017-05-2821:39:04

I didn't update yesterday because I went to see Caribbean 5

In fact, this translation is not appropriate.

It's better to call death without object

Jack is a godsend

It's useless as an old fan

The power of flood and desolation broke out today

character explosion

The day before yesterday I watched a movie called Little Lolita the Monkey God Uncle

Little Lolita is so cute

highly recommended~

In addition, some little angels don't know jojo

I haven't watched the original show. It's okay.

After all, the author does not follow the route of the original drama.

I'm looking forward to Saitama's meeting with Dior 233333