[Full-time master] Compatibility between game nerds and Two-dimensional man nerds

In the match between Xingxin and Tiny Herb, it was a surprise that Liu Cixiao took away Wang Buliuxing in the group arena, and it was also a surprise that Liu Cixiao performed so well in the team competition, but the biggest highlight of this match was Tang Rou didn't finish [-]v[-].

Five rounds, [-] vs [-], if you can't do it, you will quit the professional circle, this is the agreed requirement.The post-match press conference was already a mess, with voices of regret, excitement, and schadenfreude.Among them, the one who was most excited was Ruan Cheng, who was in the fight with Xingxin.

These reporters are so excited because they just want to see the proud players bow their heads and admit their mistakes in front of them, to show their right to speak. Although they were choked by Liu Cixiao before, they obviously haven't given up on this. .

"Xingxin's here...what the hell! Why is this girl here too?!" A reporter hadn't finished shouting excitedly, but suddenly his voice was low as if he had seen some prehistoric monster. down.

Liu Cixiao, who was walking beside Ye Xiu, was not wearing the sunglasses that covered her up. Grandpa Liu said that she was already exposed, so there was no need to cover up.But at this moment, she just glanced around the group of reporters with a smile on her face. The group of reporters who were noisy just now were as quiet as a chicken.

Chang Xian, a reporter who was already close to Xingxin, was naturally very happy, but Ruan Cheng and other reporters who wanted to catch Tang Rou to bow their heads, had a bad guess in their hearts.

What kind of trouble is this girl going to make again? Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

Ye Xiu, Fang Rui, Tang Rou, and Liu Cixiao sat down. The reporters who were eager to try but no one dared to step up to question Liu Cixiao's smiling smile all turned their eyes to Ruan Cheng.

Ruan Cheng: mmp!

"Ahem, it's a pity that Happy failed to beat Team Tiny Herb even though the situation was good." Ruan Cheng said calmly.

Ye Xiu took over the conversation and said, "Well, I'm sorry."

"What's even more regrettable is that Miss Tang Rou was almost able to finish [-]v[-]." Ruan Cheng continued to point directly at the topic.

Tang Rou sat on top, facing Ruan Cheng's questioning without even a hint of eagerness.Sitting next to her, Liu Cixiao even had the time to whisper to her. The entire Xingxin team didn't seem to take the oath of [-]v[-] seriously at all.

"If I remember correctly, Ms. Tang Rou seems to have said that if you don't complete the [-]v[-] within five rounds, you will quit the competition? I remember that today's competition is already the fifth round. You won't break your promise Right?" Ruan Cheng continued.

Tang Rou smiled: "Quit? I don't agree, you continue."

I disagree?You go on? !

The reporters looked at each other in blank dismay. They had no idea that she would renege on the debt in public. Before she could say anything, they saw Liu Cixiao beside her raised the corners of her mouth and took the microphone.

Reporters: There is a sense of foreboding.

"Actually, regardless of whether Tang Routong agrees or not, even if Tang Rou agrees to this agreement, I will not agree." Liu Cixiao smiled, her eyebrows crooked, and she gently embraced Tang Rou's shoulders, speaking in a very harmless manner. .

"Have you guys forgotten that besides being a member of Xingxin, I am also the biggest sponsor of Team Xingxin? We signed an agreement when the team was established. No one is allowed to withdraw from me until the season ends. .Okay, you guys want Tang Rou to withdraw from the competition, so you help her pay the liquidated damages? Ah, you don’t know how much, do you? Let me show you, no more, no less, just a little How about a billion, how about it, Reporter Ruan, will you take the lead?" Liu Cixiao threw out the contract with a smile, and anyone could hear the coldness in his tone.

Not only Ruan Cheng, many reporters who were aggressive at the beginning and waited for Tang Rou to apologize were all speechless.No one expected that Xingxin would come up with this kind of money, and directly vetoed the [-]v[-] itself.

"You...you!" Ruan Cheng was trembling with anger, his tone became muffled, and it took a while before he said like a defeated general: "You just want to perfunctory a contract like this, not afraid that thousands of audiences won't agree. Do you disagree with the cooperation?"

Liu Cixiao raised her eyebrows and said, "Well, what you said makes sense~" As she said that, before all the reporters looked over expectantly, she changed the subject again and said, "I will pass on my will, General Tang will be punished for failing in the competition. The salary is three months. Prime Minister Ye, you have to be responsible for your ineffective supervision, so tell me, how will I punish you?"

Reporters: What the hell? !

Ye Xiu pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Everything is subject to the emperor's will, and I will never say anything else."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Ye Xiu was the first one to die in the team battle, so punish him harshly!" Fang Rui, who seemed to be admonishing and slandering like a treacherous minister, said impatiently, blinking bright eyes.

Ye Xiu countered with a serious face and said honestly: "Your Majesty, the enemy is too cunning. I hate that I have sacrificed myself. Under your wise leadership, we have not yet won our team battle. It's all the fault of this useless Dim Sum, a mere Wang Jiexi asked you to restrain you and you failed to restrain him, it was a waste of the monthly salary that the emperor gave you!"

"Huh?!" Fang Rui looked in disbelief.

"It's rare that you want to say that it's all the fault of the emperor's ineffective command! Fang Shangshu, you really—" Ye Xiu said immediately.

"No, no, no!" After Liu Cixiao's eyes drifted over, Fang Rui immediately waved his hands and confessed with "ashamedness": "It's all my fault! It's because I didn't concentrate well. He actually let Wang Jiexi take advantage of this loophole! Wang Jiexi, let alone contain him, I can beat ten of them alone!"

"Ahem, just ten—" Liu Cixiao reminded with a cough twice.

"Then eight?" Fang Rui asked tentatively.

Ye Xiu nodded in satisfaction: "Well, that's enough."

They had a great time performing here, and the reporters down there were going crazy. Some of them recorded the whole process live on the Internet, and the netizens on the Internet were almost laughing out loud.

"You...you are playing a rogue, how can we report this?" The reporters wanted to cry but had no tears.

As if he had just realized it, Liu Cixiao sat in the middle and continued to point at Ye Xiu and said, "That's right, you almost changed the subject, Prime Minister Ye, I haven't thought about your punishment yet!"

Ye Xiu said: "Everything is subject to the emperor's will, and the humble minister will never say anything!"

Only then did Liu Cixiao reveal a meaningful sentence: "You all listen to me? Then you will be removed from the position of prime minister—"

Removing the post of prime minister... Could it be that Ye Xiu is going to remove Ye Xiu's captain? !A crowd of reporters waited for the big news with sparkling eyes.

"The empress position in the middle palace has been vacant for a long time. I want you to be my empress. All the three thousand people in the harem are gone. I only dote on you." Liu Cixiao smiled and pressed the pen in his hand to the tip of his chin. , like a little bully molesting a decent woman.

"Pfft—" I don't know how many fans who were watching the live broadcast were so frightened by this scene that they took a shower directly on the computer screen, but the reporters on the scene were indeed exhausted to the point of exhaustion.

I'm so tired, I don't want to love anymore.Speaking of which, Xingxin's reports will beg the editor-in-chief not to arrange for them to come again in the future, okay!This girl is so poisonous, they can't hold it anymore QAQ

"Then, if I enter the harem, don't I have to abide by the harem's rule of not interfering in politics? Let's make it clear here, otherwise what if I appear on the field and someone says I don't keep my promise?" Ye The innuendo in Xiu's words is obvious.

But Liu Cixiao said: "Who said that? As long as you agree to my marriage proposal, let alone the position of a mere prime minister, I will share with you even this thousand miles of rivers and mountains!"

"Your Majesty—Your Majesty must not do this! The Demon Empress will harm the country and the people, and you must not let her—" Fang Shangshu hastily remonstrated.

The emperor waved his hand and said: "General Tang, drag this traitor who dares to disrespect the queen!"

Tang Rou pursed her lips and smiled while trying to straighten her expression and said, "Yes, Your Majesty!"

"What else is there? Play if you have something to do, and leave the court if you have nothing to do!" Emperor Liu gave a light look, and the "subjects" who wanted to cry without tears could only watch them with helplessness. "The emperor" hugged them "the queen" "'s shoulders with an idiotic smile on his face, and he could feel the feeling of this court pill at a glance.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were already laughing like crazy, Team Xingxin has defaulted to the Xingxin Dynasty, and their Ye Shen also has a brand-new title—Queen Ye o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

The wave about Tang Rou's [-]v[-] was silently covered up, because now the players mentioned that Xingxin belonged to Queen Ye, Fang Shangshu, and General Tang, and even arranged one for everyone in Xingxin. The position seems to be decent, and no one pays attention to a [-]v[-] that is not interesting and funny.

After that, they arranged to interview the various reporters of Team Tiny Herb, and by the time today's champion came out, they were already exhausted and about to ascend to heaven.If it wasn't for their professional ethics that made them persevere tenaciously, what they want to do most now is to go back to the bed and comfort their devastated hearts!

Xingxin...is poisonous!

And when the reporters feebly narrated Xingxin's previous performance and asked Wang Jiexi and others what they thought, the blushing team Tiny Herb finally couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft ha ha ha, this girl is so interesting Captain."

"What girl, you want to be called the emperor! Hahaha"

"It's a pity, our Xiao Gao almost became a queen haha."

"Come on, Xiao Gao, go pry the corner of Ye Shen's wall!"

"It's not God Ye, it's Queen Ye hahahaha."

Wang Jiexi also couldn't help laughing, and said, "It's very interesting, Queen Ye, see you next time."