[Journey to the West] I dressed as Bajie and his sister

I flew to Tianshan with him.At this time, the mountain was covered with white snow, forming a kind of extreme beauty. I exclaimed: "It's so beautiful." But Bajie, who was standing beside him, said: "There are still many beauties in the world, and I will take you around whenever I have the opportunity."

I was taken into a crystal-like cave by him, and there were crystal-clear stones everywhere in it, making the whole entrance of the cave extremely bright.Zhu Bajie walked fast, but I was short and couldn't keep up with him after a few steps, so I had to trot to catch up, and then said: "Brother Jiezi, are you alone in the time axis when you go this time? Do you need a helper? "I thought I would never meet Sun Wukong again, but there were always surprises, and this surprise was all because of Zhu Bajie, so I said, "You help me so much, I will keep this kind of kindness in my heart, now your senior brother If there is any difficulty, as long as I can help, I will do my best."

At this time, I was taken to stand still in a huge cave by him, and he told me not to move, waiting for him to fetch some snow lotuses.I just stood there and watched him climb up the cliff, watched him pick a few snow lotuses for me from several places and put them in my hands, then said: "Take it, how are you going to help me?"

I obediently took the snow lotus, and then sat on the futon he created by casting a spell. He sat down facing me, and then closed his eyes and cast the spell, and saw a few white mist rising slowly from the heart of the snow lotus flower. The mist began to swirl rapidly around my whole body. Immediately, I felt a tingling sensation, and my whole body became much refreshed.

"Can I talk now?" This process probably lasted for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop.Because the information stored in my mind by the master is that during their spellcasting period, you can’t talk casually, lest both parties go crazy and eventually lose their souls, so I held it in for a long time. I don’t know how painful it is for me. Asked me a question and cast a spell on me before I could answer.

Hey, brother Jiezi, at least you can start after I finish answering, now let me hold back and say nothing, what are you going to do?

Later, I saw that he finally opened his eyes and let out a sigh of relief, so I said the above sentence: "Can I talk now?"

He collected himself, looked at me, and said, "I don't seem to have told you not to talk."

I don't seem to have said that I won't let you speak.

I don't seem to have said that I won't let you speak.

I don't seem to have said that I won't let you speak.

what?

What does it mean?

From a literal understanding, this sentence seems to be talking about this period, but it is actually possible to talk, right?

Could it be that the master also made mistakes?Talking during this period will not go crazy?

"Then why didn't you talk to me just now?" I asked him.

He glanced at me and didn't return me this time, but I could tell from his eyes that it meant "you're such an idiot, I'm too lazy to tell you".

He stood up, and then sucked a jet of water from a pool next to the cave with his magic power, and then the jet of water slid down in front of us, forming a natural mirror.

As soon as I saw it, I immediately diluted my mood just now.

I pointed to my reflection inside and asked, "This, is it me?"

That's right, the shadow inside is indeed me——I have become that all-powerful beauty again, with shatterable skin, a pretty face, and most importantly, my seductive eyes. back together.

I happily rushed towards Brother Jiezi, because I was so excited, I wanted to give him a big hug.

But he avoided me one step ahead of me.

what the hell?why?Do you dislike me that much?

I stood there in embarrassment with open arms, let out a sigh of frustration, and said, "Thank you, the messenger of the altar."

"You little heartless one, just helped you restore your appearance, you didn't even call me brother, you just called me a title." He smiled, and then said, "But don't call me that if you want to, I've already been demoted I am now a Sanxian, no longer a messenger."

I murmured softly: "Great, you don't even want to clean the Buddhist altar in the sky, so it's normal that you don't want to touch me." Thinking of this made me feel much more comfortable.

Quickly answered: "Brother, I was wrong, can I go to the time axis with you?"

He raised his eyebrows and said to me: "I asked you just now, you go with me, what can you do for me?"

What can I do to help him?

If this question is not shared, it is definitely not a problem. According to the general routine, it is not always the heroine who proposes. Even if the hero knows that the heroine is a fool, he will take her with him?How did you change completely when you came to me?

That's right, I really can't do anything with the past, and I even have a ghost idea in my heart, that is to let Monkey King break the ring and fall in love with me from the very beginning, haha, why am I so smart, the monkey's heart at that time was like a blank paper , I will definitely fall in love with me as soon as I see such a beautiful woman, and if I dump him cruelly at that time, it will definitely cause chaos in this world.

Wait, I seem to have gone astray, the crux of the problem is not this at all, I look at Zhu Bajie, is he still looking at me now?I don't know if the many plots I've imagined just now showed on my face.

"Can't figure it out?" he asked me.

Well, it seems that the routine will not work on us. He is not the hero and I am not the heroine, so naturally I cannot bring my own halo. Besides, he is not interested in me, and he is even more unwilling to open a path for me.

I sighed in disappointment.The two came out of the hole one after the other.

Just now I thought it was a beautiful ice and snow land, but now it looks extremely desolate, I shrink my neck and subconsciously frustrate my hands.

"What?" He asked me, seeing my displeasure.

I shook my head, could it be because you didn't take me there?

"Because I didn't say I would take you there?" The pig's head really guessed right, he smiled, stretched his hand to a stone at the entrance of the cave, gently swept off the snow on it, and kneaded it The ball was thrown into the sky in a parabola, "Actually, I don't know if I can return to that place. If it's good, I'll be safe and sound. If it's bad, I'll stay there."

What does he mean by that?What does it mean to stay there?

"You don't have to go." Since you know that the front is dangerous, why take the risk?

"No, what about my senior brother? The superior is going to deal with him." Zhu Bajie shook his head with a smile. There was always a faint smile on his face, which made people feel very comfortable and stable.Is he really not afraid?No, he is afraid, but he knows that if he does not do so, the monkey may be punished. He understands the monkey. him.I know this, and Zhu Bajie, who has been with monkeys for so many years, knows it even more.

But if the person next to him now is the one who wants the monkey to make more trouble, will he have to strangle me immediately?

Thinking of this, I immediately coughed unconsciously.

He asked me what's wrong?

I quickly said that it was blown by the wind and my lungs hurt.

He laughed, and then he flew away from Tianshan with me.

I looked at his side face, lest I might not see the same in the next second.

We returned to Lao Niu's house and found that the couple were waiting for us at the door. Lao Niu said that the time agreed was only three days, and now I have spent half a day, and the time is running out.

Zhu Bajie entrusted me to Lao Niu Tie Fan, just to go to the optical axis.

I grabbed his sleeve to keep him from going, but I didn't say anything.

Iron Fan came over and hugged me and said, "Silly girl, Brother Jiezi has great powers. Although this matter is difficult, you have to trust him and you will definitely be able to handle it this time."

I looked at the iron fan, then at Zhu Bajie, feeling anxious...

In fact, although I was worried that Zhu Bajie would take a lot of risks this time, there was still a voice in my heart telling me that he would be fine.

But why is my hand still tightly grabbing his sleeve and not letting go?Isn't it just that I want to go too, if I don't go, how can I complete my task?

"No, I'm worried about him, I don't want my brother to leave." My tears flowed down, naturally, without any impurities, and my movements and expressions were relaxed, without any trace of acting. I grabbed Zhu Bajie's hand The sleeves are like holding on to my life-saving straw, but it's true when I think about it, isn't what I'm holding on to my life-saving straw?

Seeing my fierce attitude, Lao Niu who was standing aside couldn't stand anymore. He didn't suggest that Zhu Bajie go to that time axis. It is also possible that this day will experience another catastrophe, so he came over and became my ally, and stopped Zhu Bajie with me.

I looked at the Bull Demon King, and said in my heart: Old cow, old cow, I just want Zhu Bajie to see that I can’t be coaxed so that I can take me there. Don’t really let Zhu Bajie go at the end. I want to show you urgently.

We all expressed our attitude, so how did Zhu Bajie do it?

"Sister-in-law, you need to use your usual skills at this time. Xiaohua is just a little girl. As for Brother Niu, I believe in you." Zhu Bajie answered in this way. Rejected?Is this the so-called ignoring?

I saw that Zhu Bajie seemed to be leaving for real. After all, time waits for no one. It would definitely take a lot of effort for him to teach a monkey with a strong personality within two days, so he asked Iron Fan to watch over us. Let him get away as soon as possible.

At that time, I made up my mind and said something as surprising as Zhu Bajie in front of the immortals.

So, I finally went to the time axis with Zhu Bajie as I wished, and went with him smoothly to the time when the monkey just broke out of the stone.

No, we went astray a bit, and it seems that there is still a little time before the monkey comes out at this time.

In this way, I could only sit with Zhu Bajie and wait for the monkey to be born.He seemed to have looked at me for a while, I touched my head, and said a little embarrassedly: "Okay, okay, I lied to them just now, I'm not that person."

"Then why did you explain what happened in such detail?" Zhu Bajie asked me.

Brother, I'm a robot, and the information stored in my brain is countless, not to mention that a loyal fan of this novel world can say a thing or two, how could I not know?

"Maybe it was my previous life, I don't know what happened." But after all, I can't say too much, so I just pretend to be fooling around.In fact, I casually mentioned the name of a fairy just now, saying that I am actually the mother of the monkey, and then I, Balabala, said a lot of things about the monkey, which really stunned the three of them.Then naturally the reason for me to appear and go to the time axis is established.

But Zhu Bajie still looked at me suspiciously.

"Don't look at me like that, at least I'm here to save the Great Sage." I didn't dare to look up at Zhu Bajie, so I could only reply in a low voice.

Just as I was talking, I felt the stone in front of me move. I quickly diverted Zhu Bajie's attention and shouted: "Look, the Great Sage is coming out!"

It really came out!

That scene was the same as the actor's expression. When I exploded from the stone, I was quickly pulled aside by Zhu Bajie, and then I saw the monkey jump out and do several somersaults in the sky.

If this scene hadn't happened in real life, you would definitely not be able to feel the shock just by watching it on TV.

"I didn't expect that the great sage would have the aura of the protagonist from birth, and then his appearance would be such a fresh meat." Nonsense, of course he was a fresh meat when he was born, but I still couldn't help but admire.

Zhu Bajie at the side looked at me who was already drooling, and snorted intentionally, and said, "My brother is lost there, let's go quickly."

The monkey flew down from the sky as if he had opened the door to a new century. He was very happy to see all kinds of things. In my opinion, this was probably his first day, carefree and uncomfortable.

"Great Sage!" I shouted his name from far away.

I called him several times but there was no response, I didn't give up, I still called him, and even got angry at my dantian, calling out a kind of beautiful canto.

"Great Sage! We are here, come quickly..." The hard work paid off, the monkey finally noticed us, and he froze in place, just staring at us.

Zhu Bajie and I looked at each other, then we quickened our pace and came to the monkey.

He looked at us, opened his mouth slowly, and asked, "Who are you?"

Zhu Bajie frowned, I was thinking that he probably didn't expect this to be the opening remark.

But I am different, I just want to run counter to Zhu Bajie.

The Monkey King in front of him is no different from ordinary monkeys, his eyes are big and round, still watery, and his small face is also round, with some baby fat and hair, which makes him look very friendly.At that time, I didn't know if I was stupid, so I blurted out so naturally: "I am your mother, child..."

Zhu Bajie turned his head and looked at me. I knew what he meant, but I really couldn't take it back when I said it, because I saw the surprise in the little monkey's eyes.

The task of the master is to make Sun Wukong fall in love with me, and there are many kinds of love in this world, such as friendship, love, and family affection.

Love, that's right, this monkey's emotional intelligence is not good, and it will definitely not be able to conquer love, so now that there are excellent conditions, why not take advantage of it?

"Little monkey, that's right, I'm your mother, I'm your mother." I smiled and stroked his hair, and he also enjoyed rubbing his head towards me, as if he didn't reject me.

Then he looked at Zhu Bajie and said, "What about you?"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth, as if he didn't know what to say?Originally, his idea was not the same as mine, but now I have completely broken his plan. If he follows my meaning and says he is the father of a monkey, then what happens next may happen, so he sees He looked at it and said, "I am your junior brother."

I think Zhu Bajie should have a problem with me, otherwise why didn't he follow me?I think the biggest possibility is that he doesn't want to have anything to do with me, he doesn't even want to be a fake couple, so what if you say you're his father like a monkey?At that time, I will have an extraordinary love with him, and then it will be deeply engraved in the monkey's heart, and then the monkey will find a female monkey. By the way, it will be easy for me at that time, and I will look like the mother in his mind. Wouldn't it be easier to fall in love?

Haha, I feel refreshed when I think of this.

"Well, I am your senior brother, and you are my senior brother. From now on, we will learn the Western Classic together and be happy together." Well, I was still dreaming the dream I wove, and Zhu Bajie broke it in the next second.He was actually bathing Sun Wukong, oh no, it was brainwashing!Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie, you are obviously tired of that kind of life, why are you still making cakes for Monkey King?

I quickly hugged the monkey—I was also impulsive at that time, what if the monkey suddenly beat me up?Without thinking too much, I squeezed Zhu Bajie away and took the monkey away. He didn't struggle in my arms, it seems that he subconsciously thought I was his mother.

Hehe, the hairless mother and the hairy child, fortunately, the monkey doesn't understand anything now, so I can fool around.

"Mom, where are we going?" the monkey asked me.

In order not to let Zhu Bajie catch up, I ran forward with all my strength, and I didn't care about answering the monkey's questions. I just said that I will tell him these questions later, and now if he can use his magic power to take me out of here, he will hurry up use it.He shook his head and said there was nothing he could do.

Only then did I remember that he learned his skills from Master Taiyi, so silly, the monkey is just a baby now, it seems that I have to speed up even more.

It seemed that even I was running out of energy, so I stopped and looked back, and found that there was Zhu Bajie's shadow behind me.

I breathed a sigh of relief, put down the monkey in my arms, and told him that the man just now was a bad guy, no matter what he said, we should not believe him.

The little monkey asked me why in surprise?

I thought about it in my heart. It seems that the monkey has a doubting spirit since childhood, and it is different from other children from birth. It seems that I can't treat him as an ordinary child, but just treat him as an adult.

I squatted down and told him: "Because this person wants to tell you to study Buddhism and then go to become a monk. But you are a monkey, so naturally you want to live in a big forest and come and go freely every day. That is the life we ​​really need."

"But he said that I will go to get the Western Classic in the future." The monkey continued to question.

I said, "No, boy, we don't need to do things like that. They impose what they think is good on you, but in fact we don't need it. We are monkeys and we can't do such quiet things. You Remember, as long as such a person comes to say such things to you again, you must hide away.” As long as Monkey King becomes a person who is not bound by Buddhism, then he can naturally fall in love with me at ease, and after the vow No matter how hard I shake him off, when I think about it, I really have such a sense of accomplishment.

At this moment, he finally thought that he had understood something, and immediately became quiet obediently, and did not speak again.

At this moment, his heart is extremely soft, just like those newborn children, he is extremely dependent on his mother.I hugged the little monkey and suddenly felt a warm feeling in my heart. Thinking of becoming a lover with him in the future, I actually felt a little guilty.

I hugged the monkey and finally found a habitat on the vast land. He was quite obedient and fell asleep with his head in my arms.I believe that no matter how domineering and powerful a person is, he will show his softest side in front of his closest relatives, right?As soon as the little monkey was born and saw me, he recognized that I was his mother, and he would naturally rely on me.Now we approached a cave, and it was getting dark. I was going to put him in place first, so I went to find some firewood to light the place, and then I got some food.

To be honest, if Zhu Bajie hadn't disagreed with me, I really wish he was by my side at this time.At least you don't have to bother me so much, do you?

I put the little monkey on a flat floor, and when it touched the ground, he woke up, then grabbed my sleeve and said, "What's the matter, mother."

I smiled and shook my head, then patted his head and said: "This is our home, you should have a good rest first, and then I'll get some food." The fruits and bananas that monkeys want to eat should be easy to find. When I came here, I saw some, and when I went out, I took off my yarn-woven clothes, found a few jujube trees and picked some, and saw loquat trees and peach trees.I carried these packs on my back and started to collect firewood. During this time, I watched the night fall, so I went back in a panic. I saw the monkey sitting there looking at me in a daze. I asked him, "Are you hungry?" without?"

He jumped over and hugged my feet and said, "Mother, that weird person came just now."

"What? Weird?" I asked him in surprise.wack?Could it be that Zhu Bajie came here?I looked around for a while, and found that there was no third person around except me and the little monkey. I squatted down and continued to ask the little monkey, "Then what did he tell you?"

"As soon as that person came over, he told me that he was my mother, and then he said something I didn't know." The little monkey looked puzzled, but I seemed to be more puzzled than him, mother, becoming a fairy?The purpose of Zhu Bajie is to let the monkey understand the truth in advance, but why does he say that he is the mother of the monkey?I really didn't understand this point. I asked him what happened next, and he said:

"When she said this, I threw stones and threw her out. The man was not annoyed, and he looked kind. After being kicked out by me, he took the wind and left, saying that he would come to me in the future." When the monkey finished speaking, he kept looking at me, as if he was waiting for me to tell him the answer.But now I am still puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, am I in the same trouble as him?

Forget it, if this is the case, then we might as well eat something first, fill our stomachs, and light up the fire before we think of a solution.

Maybe the owner will contact me later?

I put all the large bag of fruits on my back in front of the monkey, and then started to pile up the firewood I carried, and began to study how to light this pile of firewood.I tried several methods, but failed. I turned my head to the monkey who was eating fruit. He was stunned and asked me what was wrong.

Didn't I recall that he was a spirit monkey?Even if you don't know Digang 72 now, you don't know how to cast spells to make fire, right?

I told him I couldn't light the fire, and asked him what he could do.

With a dazed look on his face, he said he wouldn't either, and then continued to stuff the fruit in his hand into his mouth.

Well, it seems that I still have to come.

It's getting dark, my fire hasn't started yet, I'm a little frustrated, and I feel ashamed that I don't have any skills, if I finish this task, should I apply to the master to add a skill?Otherwise, if I still hang out with these people from the fairy world, wouldn't I be unable to do anything?

Just when I was very upset, a tall figure suddenly appeared beside me.

The monkey was the first to notice. He made a noise, then quickly ran to my side, and hung on me with a big jump.

I looked up, is this Zhu Bajie or who?He actually found it.

Because I did something wrong, I leaned back unconsciously, and the monkey yelled on my back, which made me feel even more like I was facing an enemy.

But after the three of us stared at each other for about half an hour, Zhu Bajie burst out laughing. He said, "Why are you so afraid of me? I'm scary?" He didn't approach us, but walked to the pile Next to the firewood, cast a spell to set them on fire.The whole cave suddenly lit up, and he beckoned us to pass.

Where would I dare to go over, the little monkey hanging behind me naturally wouldn't dare, just now I said a lot of bad things about Zhu Bajie, and I just didn't want the monkey to get close to him.What should I do, I was caught right now, and I was so obviously vulnerable, I squinted my eyes, stared at my feet and ran outside.

"Where are we going? It's getting dark." After several struggles, the monkey and I were finally chained firmly to the stone pillar in the cave by Zhu Bajie, who was roasting a juicy whole Chickens are interrogating us.

I didn't speak, trying to appease the little monkey next to me.

"Xiao Hua, are you hungry? I see that you have been running with my senior brother for a long time alone, and you only care about finding food for him, and you haven't eaten anything yourself?" He asked me.

I snorted, and then looked at him suspiciously. According to what he said, could it be that he had found us a long time ago, but didn't show up in time?I remained silent, then turned my gaze to the other side.Want to tempt me with food, how is it possible?I don't need to eat anything, okay?

Just like that, I watched Zhu Bajie slowly eat the chicken completely in front of the two of us. Oh, yes, he may have broken the ring when he ate it, so his pig's head appeared again immediately , Scared the monkeys around me and started jumping up and down again.

"Brother Jiezi, you turned into a pig's head and scared the little monkey." The monkey was not easy to calm down, and now he became even more manic. I finally opened my mouth helplessly, so that Zhu Bajie could return to his original state.

Zhu Bajie lay down on his side after eating what was in his mouth, and then touched his stomach as if watching a good show, and said, "There is no way."

"Then what should I do?" Could it be that it really takes three more days?

"My senior brother just got a little frightened suddenly when he saw me like this. You take care of it first, and he will naturally accept me after a while. By the way, we have to go to Patriarch Bodhi in the morning." Zhu Bajie After eating, I felt a little drowsy. I think that as long as this guy turns into a pig, his brain will not be bright. I just heard him continue, "Hey, but Bodhi is not familiar with me at this time, I have to Talk to Tianpeng first."

"Canopy?" I immediately exploded when I heard him say that. Isn't he talking about my previous life?Wait, counting the time, isn't it just a few days before the canopy is demoted to the earth?

"That's right, this kid is now in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, so it might be possible?" Zhu Bajie didn't bother to answer me, his pig head flickered and shook his ears, enjoying himself.

At this time, I finally hugged the monkey and calmed him down.

I said to Zhu Bajie: "Brother Jiezi, if you can find the current canopy, then he will not be demoted, and you will still be the marshal of the canopy, so you don't have to suffer like this."

When I said this, I was also surrounded by Zhu Bajie, because he first calmly mentioned that he wanted to find the canopy of his previous life. At this time, he should be a very majestic and respected true monarch. If At this time, if we can stop that wrong decision in time, will we be able to avoid future suffering?I took a look at Zhu Bajie. After getting along with him these days, I have a good impression of him, and he didn't make things difficult for me at this time, so...

"Xiaohua, what I told you just now was just a joke. Don't take it to heart. How can I dare to see it? If the people above find out that I have used the time axis, it will be regarded as the brother's matter." If I can't make it, I'm going to die, so I'd better sleep first, and tomorrow morning the three of us will take our brother to find Bodhi." After Zhu Bajie said this, he rolled over and fell asleep.

What do you think this pig wants to do?

I sat there and thought for a while, and now the little monkey was no longer afraid of the pig's head, and fell asleep hanging on my back.I stabbed the hedgehog Bajie with a tree branch, and found that he didn't move at all, he must have fallen asleep.

Uh huh, since you are all asleep, then I will not be polite.In a short time, I took the little monkey out of the cave again. Zhu Bajie said that he would take the monkey to Bodhi tomorrow, but this was his plan, not mine. Besides, can I see Bodhi? It's hard to say, I don't have time to spend with him,

I ran five miles with the little monkey on my back, and then I stopped to rest my feet, but at this moment, there seemed to be a group of shining golden spots on one end of the sky. ?I hid in the bushes so that they would not find out, and covered the mouth of the little monkey who had woken up, telling him not to move around at this time, but the little monkey was obedient and quickly quieted down.

The golden light didn't notice us, she flew over our heads, and slowly flew to the place where I just walked, it was the cave, the golden light flew to that cave!

Taking advantage of the golden light getting farther and farther away from us, I took the little monkey and started running wildly again.No matter which god this golden light is, theoretically speaking, he is here to enlighten the monkey, no, this must not be allowed.But I turned around again, is Zhu Bajie still sleeping there?If the gods found him, wouldn't he be finished?

Do not!

Zhu Bajie already has immortal energy to protect his body, so he shouldn't be troubled, I don't have to worry about him, I just need to take care of me and the little monkey.

Without thinking too much, I quickened my pace and ran forward!

At this moment, the golden light suddenly flashed over my head, and I fell to the ground without standing still. The little monkey screamed beside me, obviously frightened.

I really doubt that the reason why the monkey will become like that in the future is because it has been frightened too much now.As soon as I hugged the monkey in my arms, when I looked up, I saw a kind Bodhisattva sitting on the lotus platform looking at me and saying, "Pansi Great Immortal."

Immortal Pansi?

Who is she calling?

I looked around and saw nothing but me and the monkey, and when I went to look at her, she was still staring at me.

I deliberately pointed my finger at myself to signal her, and she nodded, confirming the doubt in my heart.

I glanced at her, her face was kind, and she was sitting on the lotus platform with a clean bottle in my hand. I immediately put the little monkey down, bowed to her, and said, "See Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Great Immortal, don't come here unharmed. Today I came to look for you, but the little monkey beside you turned me away." Guanyin, who had confirmed her identity, slowly walked down from the lotus platform. That smiling face.

My heart is full of doubts, why did I bump into Guanyin here at this time, and she actually called me Pansi Great Immortal?As far as I know, the name of Pansi Daxian appeared in a movie script thousands of years ago, right?How could I suddenly regard her as me?

After Guanyin helped me up, he continued to say to me: "I haven't seen you, Daxian, for many years. Thinking of the day when you and I parted in Yaochi, it was several years. Seeing you today, I really feel a lot of emotion."

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