[US Entertainment] Hollywood reverses life

In the United States, when it comes to talk shows, what do you think of?

Oprah?

That's out of date!

Maybe people used to be proud of Oprah's talk show, but come on, what era is it now, the era of countless rookies, Ellen talk show, Jon's Daily Show, Colbert Report, Puma Real Time Show, Saturday Night shows These are very popular talk shows in the United States.

To be honest, Oprah's talk show is too light chicken soup, and it has long been out of the taste of the American people.

But Joey couldn't stand the talk show that was too heavy, so she accepted the invitation of "Ellen Show" for the first time.

The Allen Show is a well-known daytime talk show in the United States. The daytime talk show is relatively light. The audience is the elderly and housewives, so sometimes they will pour some chicken soup or something, but it is funny and dirty. Definitely one of America's favorite talk shows!

Currently, Ellen Show is already the highest-rated daytime show in the United States (no one)!

The handsome Ellen DeGeneres will definitely make you fall in love with her and her show!

That's right, Joey accepted the invitation of Allen's talk show for the first time.

Before that, she even rejected the Oprah talk show!

But she couldn't say no to Allen, because she loved the talk show host so much!

Her wisdom, handsomeness, and humor are all excellent qualities that Joey dreamed of, so after receiving the invitation to the Ellen Show, she agreed without thinking.

But she is also mentally prepared, because the characteristic of Ellen's show is-funny!Yellow - violent!Sewage!

The news that Joey is going to appear on the Ellen Show has already spread. This high-rated show that even President Bush has to line up to appear on has invited Hollywood genius Joey!

As a low-key endorsement, Joey will also appear on the talk show?

Everyone is so curious.

It seems that the ratings of "The Ellen Show" will hit a new high again!

Before going on the show, the agent, Catherine, said, "Remember Joey, going on talk shows is a way of communication. Some people express their miserable life experience through talk shows to sell sympathy, and some people show themselves to be positive, optimistic and sweet. If you sell favorability, you are selling a character design! It is a wise, humorous, and friendly goddess character design!"

"Catherine, I will remember, but I can only say that I will try my best. After all, whether I can be humorous to the audience is not up to me!"

On the day that Joey appeared on Ellen's show, she was very excited because she was going to meet her idol.

The two sat face to face in the live broadcast room, and there were some audience members in the audience.

After a brief introduction, Allen talked to Joey like a family chat, "Recently, is there anything that makes you feel thrilling?"

Joey suddenly sighed, "Well, I think the one that impressed me the most was a vacation on a cruise ship."

"On the cruise ship? What's the matter?"

Joey recalled, looking back with embarrassment, "That time I was sitting on the terrace of the restaurant, and then the boat cabin downstairs suddenly caught fire."

As he spoke, Allen expressed panic, "Fire? My God, you're still alive!"

Joey also exclaimed, "Yeah, you don't know that I was stunned at the time, and then I was very anxious, but I saw the calm faces of the passengers sitting with me."

Allen wondered, "Didn't they see it?"

Joey said regretfully: "I thought maybe they didn't see it, and then I hurried to the waiter to ask the waiter what happened."

Allen listened with wide eyes.

Joey continued: "But the waiter said to me in a very gentle and slow tone-sorry~ It has been confirmed that the bottom rescue cabin is indeed on fire~ Then I asked loudly, what should I do! I swear I'm about to cry I even thought I was dead, because the people around me were so quiet, I thought I was in heaven!"

The audience burst into laughter: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Allen also laughed, "I think you must be terrified."

Joey imitated the waiter, and said in a soft tone: "Of course, then the waiter said—don't worry ~ we will continue sailing, Miss~ At this time, the Russian passengers next to me also heard that the fighting nation is a fighting nation, they Only then did I ask very calmly—how many rescue cabins are there in total. The waiter replied—there are 2 in total~ At that time, I thought in my heart, if there are 2 in total and one is burned, then he, mother, said don’t worry! "

The audience burst into laughter again: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Allen also laughed loudly, "Hahahahaha."

Joey said again: "At this time, the Russian passengers of those fighting nations still said in a very calm tone-it seems not very good."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Joey sighed, "Fortunately...they were safe and sound in the end. They finally managed the fire and landed smoothly. Many ambulances and medical personnel came."

Allen said with a smile: "Isn't the feeling of escaping death wonderful?"

"Of course, of course."

This narrative about the experience of the cruise is so funny that the audience below has already burst into laughter.

Allen suddenly showed an evil smile, "Okay, let's go to the question section, and you need to answer my question within five seconds. OK?"

Joey nodded.

"First, what's in your nightstand, name three."

It was not that simple to answer within five seconds, Joey thought hard and blurted out, "Cash, credit card, notepad."

Allen smiled ambiguously, "There is no safe-safe-condom?"

Joey reflected with a big laugh, "I'm single right now."

Of course, Ellen wouldn't just let Joey go, she kept asking, "So is there a condom?"

Joey suddenly stared at Allen hard, and couldn't help but want to pinch her, "ohfu-ck Allen, fu-ckyou, yes!"

"Look! She finally admitted it." Allen watched the audience behave there.

There was another burst of laughter in the audience. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Allen then asked, "Where is the sexiest part of a man?"

1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4 seconds, the time limit was almost up, and Joey suddenly said a few words, "Pectoral muscles!"

Allen immediately asked, "Is it the pectoral muscles, or the nipples on the chest?"

Joey looked confused again, then smiled and glared at Allen, "It's all!"

"Hahahahahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.

"Have you ever sent someone a photo of you? Please answer sincerely from the heart."

Joey neatly held up the "NEVER" sign.

"Okay!" Allen stroked his sleeves. "The last question—have you ever experienced an airplane shock? Please answer it sincerely from your heart."

Joy's face was a little confused, but she held up the "IH□□E" sign with a serious attitude.There was still a little embarrassment on his face.

There was a booing from the audience!

Wow!

The plane shakes!

Everyone in the audience wanted to ask, with whom!

Is it a one-night stand with an ex-boyfriend or some male celebrity?

Everyone fell into bold and peachy conjectures.But Alan would definitely not ask such a personal question.

Ang Lee once said that in the United States, sex is a part of culture. If you want to understand their culture, you must first understand sex.

Therefore, American society is very open about sex, and is also very willing to ridicule sex. Talk shows often tease various stars about their sex-things.

But Joey didn't expect Allen to bombard her on such a large scale, but it seems to be effective, because everyone thinks that Joey is very humorous and honest, and they are willing to pursue such a real and humorous girl.

The ratings of this episode of the show were so high that even Alan himself didn't expect it, maybe because the girl Joey is so cute and honest!

Through this Ellen show, Joy instantly changed from a high-ranking genius elite to a friendly leading girl, which is extremely beneficial to her popularity and affection.

Catherine is very satisfied with the effect of Joey on the talk show.

Everyone loves this talented girl who is becoming more and more friendly to the people!

Tom, who was far away in Beverly Hills, heard that Joey was on the Ellen show, so he turned on the TV to watch the show during the day.

In the first 10 minutes, he was amused by Joey like everyone else. This kid is really humorous.

Hearing Ellen ask Joey why there was no condom on the bedside table, and when Joey answered that she was single, Tom unconsciously smiled in front of the TV.

Even he himself didn't know what he was laughing at.

When Joey was asked if he liked pecs or nipples, he seemed a little annoyed and replied simply "Both!" Tom thought she was cutely candid.

But when Joey admitted that she had a plane shock.

Tom's mind seemed to explode.

Damn it, how could he have forgotten that she had a man, a man whom she had dated for seven years.Based on what he knew about Joy, he didn't think she would be the only one.So that person is very likely to be Hughes Redstone.

The location, probably on Hughes' private jet.

He admits that he has some feelings of jealousy in it.

He felt something was wrong with him.

He seemed to be unable to accept that she had an intimate relationship with other men, even if it was a lip service, even if it was in the past.

Unbearable to hear.

The first time he's like this, he starts to think, is it all because of that woman, or if he's just been single for too long.

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