[ONE PIECE] How to feed birds

Spyro followed Senor up and down, and this guy was getting better at pretending to be a kid.Senior looked at this annoying "child", on the one hand, he was glad that she would at least not be exposed, but on the other hand, he felt that she was pretending to be tender.Obviously in her twenties, Senor really can't accept that the usually deep and sinister vicious elder sister suddenly acts cute like this, it's disgusting.

With mixed feelings, Senior took Spyro to his home.The mood along the way was so delicate that the man almost forgot to buy roses for his wife. He turned back from the door and found a flower shop to buy a big bouquet of roses.

Probably because he was too worried about whether Spyro would be exposed, Senior looked a little nervous, and he didn't even have a cigarette in his mouth.Spyro sneered at Senior before the man took out the key to open the door. Senior held the key with one hand, shaking so much that he could barely fit it into the keyhole.

Sweat slid across Senor's forehead, looking very embarrassed.The little girl next to his legs suddenly restrained her carefree look, and grabbed Senor's calf pretending to be scared.Senor was still struggling with the keyhole, and he glanced at her: "Don't be like this, it's disgusting." Before the words fell, the door that didn't have the key in it opened by itself.

His wife, Lucian, smiled gently at her reunited husband: "I knew it was you when I heard the sound of the key." The moment he saw her unprepared, Senior was like a bewildered child.Before he had time to raise a smile on his face, his heart was already filled with joy.

Senor hurriedly stuffed the rose in his arms into Lucian's arms, and he stammered at the prepared lines: "I'm back, Lucian."

Lucian smiled at her husband: "Welcome back."

Spyro looked up at the two people standing at the door, his expression conformed to her heart, indifferent, as if she couldn't understand, but also with some doubts.Lucian noticed the girl holding Senor's calf: "Is she...?"

"She is us..." Instead, it was Senior who almost told the truth, Spyro secretly pinched Senior, the man's calf twitched and he quickly changed his words: "She is our boss' daughter , arguing today..."

Spyro deliberately interrupted Senior, and replied in a childlike voice: "Father has something to do today, so he forced me to Uncle Senior. I'm Spyro, hello sister Lucian!" Senor got goosebumps all over his body, what kind of father, what kind of uncle, and can you stop pretending to be tender? It's really disgusting.

Senior regretted it, he shouldn't have come up with such a bad idea, he shouldn't have taken advantage of it, and Spyro's uncle shouted that he almost fell to his knees.

Her wife squatted down to make eye contact with Spyro, so she didn't notice her husband's wavering.Lucian looked at the little girl and stroked her head affectionately: "Hello, Spyro." Unbelievably, Spyro blushed!

She turned red!

Pretend or not, this really frustrates him.Senior's legs trembled violently, and the dark glasses covered his eyes full of shock and shake: If you go back to the boat and say that Spyro blushed because a woman touched his head, no one will believe it!

And now, he has witnessed a miracle!

Lucian took Spyro by the face and led her into the room, but instead gave Senior a little cold shoulder.Senor was dazed at the door for a while, walked into the room silently, and closed the door.

Spyro had already been placed on the sofa, and Lucy asked kindly: "What drink do you want?" Spyro replied: "Coffee!" Lucy hesitated: "Children can't drink coffee..." Spyro seemed to be cautious too, and quickly changed his mind: "The milk?" Lucian agreed, walked into the kitchen, and took out a carton of milk from the refrigerator.

Senior also followed into the kitchen, and was glared at by Lucian: "Go and accompany Spyro, how can you let the child stay in the living room alone?" Senior couldn't bear his wife serving that Little bastard, he told Lucian very seriously: "That guy can deal with it casually, don't take it too seriously..." But his wife scolded: "Idiot."

Lucian reprimanded her with an expression of "you really don't know the world at all", "Her father is your boss, isn't he? If the child goes back and complains to her father that you didn't take good care of her, your boss might give you little shoes." Woolen cloth?"

Of course she is not the boss's child, she is at most his colleague.After being separated from the normal social environment for too long, Senior has forgotten this kind of sophistication.He really wanted to say, no, don't worry, but he couldn't tell Lucian.Senor hugged his wife, unable to express his true thoughts frankly, he sighed in his heart, if one day, he could be honest with her.

Spyro looked in the direction of the kitchen. She had rolled around on the sofa, and she turned into a sparrow and hopped twice before turning back into a human again.

Entering an unfamiliar environment, Spyro subconsciously maximized her knowledge. Even though she knew there would be no danger here, she still didn't put away her arrogance.Senior and Lucien stayed in the kitchen for a while, and Spyro couldn't see them, but she could feel what they were doing, and she felt like a perverted voyeur.

Within the scope of her arrogance, every move of all creatures can be perceived by her.It's not that Senior doesn't know her ability, but this guy is still embracing Lucian unscrupulously, Spyro is helpless.

It's too boring, and I can't move around at will.Spyro looked at her surroundings—in fact, she didn't need to observe, she already knew the layout of the whole house very well, and looking at it now would only deepen the feeling of "boring".

She looked at the roof, at the cabinet, and at the tea table.There were photos on the tea table, and Spyro thought that they hadn't been allowed to participate in Senior's wedding, and the two had kept the secret from them for a long time.They pirates and ordinary people are people from two worlds, right?Even if you want to hide the intersection of the two worlds from your wife, you may not be able to hide it from her forever.

Spyro raised his head and hugged Lucian who was holding the milk, "Sorry for keeping you waiting..." Lucian glared at Senior who was pretending to be fine.

Spyro was already sitting upright and raised a smile: "It's okay." She was really not good at dealing with such ordinary women, so she carefully took the warm milk from Lucian. Accidentally knocked her off or something.

After all, the babies of fighting fish blood that she "cared for" every day were dozens of times stronger than Lucian.

Senior stood aside, looking at the milk in Spyro's hand, thinking that this guy probably wouldn't drink it, and wasted a glass of milk.She should have been given plain water.Sure enough, Spyro took the milk and held it in his palm for a while, then put it on the table.

Without waiting for Lucian to say anything, Spyro deliberately changed the subject with a naive look on his face: "Sister Lucian,"

Lucian responded softly: "Huh?"

"Are you pregnant?"

Spyro pretended to be a child, while the other two were dumbfounded.Senior opened his mouth wide and looked at Lucian. Lucian rubbed his stomach subconsciously, blushed when he met Senior's gaze, and looked away as if unintentionally, and asked Spyro shyly: "Yes?" Ya, how did you know?"

Senor heard his wife admit that the sunglasses almost shattered to the ground.The man's brain was in a mess, and he subconsciously followed behind his wife and asked, "You, how did you know?"

"Guess." Spyro replied with a smile, and when Lucian looked at Senior, he quickly answered with his mouth: knowledgeable.

Knowledge color is not what you use!Senor's heart was in chaos, but at this moment he was so happy to complain: You are a B-ultrasound, are you not knowledgeable?In what strange direction did your knowledge and color go?

Is there another ship doctor who can do B-ultrasound on our ship? Hahaha, that’s great, thank you for the young master!Senor's subsequent mental activities were all overwhelmed by "I'm going to be a father?!" "I'm going to be a father!", and he was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly: "When did it happen? ?" Lucy blushed, "Last week..." "Oh, it was last week..." Senior looked stupid.

He also gave Spyro a thumbs-up and mouthed to Spyro, completely forgetting to cover it up in front of Lucian: I will tell the young master that from now on our ship has one more ship doctor who can do B-ultrasound.Spyro looked at him with a very delicate expression, let alone me and Jorah, the only two women on board, what is the use of the ability of B-ultrasound...Senior, do you misunderstand what I mean?That's not what I mean by knowledgeable.

Spyro glanced at the medical examination form that had been hidden in a panic, but it didn't matter whether he said it or not at this time.

If it wasn't for Spyro, a terrible light bulb, Senior would have lifted Lucian up and twirled around.Lucian was also happy, but she still had to restrain herself in front of outsiders. Lucian glanced at Senior and said, "Go and cook." Senior immediately walked into the kitchen.

Normally, Senior would never let Spyro and Lucian be alone.But now, Senior was so happy that his brain burned out, and he left without thinking twice.

Lucian and Spyro were left in the living room.

Lucian is probably not wary of a child like Spyro, but the topic is also very light, mostly around what to do and what to eat.Spyro answered one by one, and gradually mastered the skills of pretending to be a child and talking to women. With some deliberation, he led the topic to: "Senior will be a good father."

When he finally talked about this topic, a dark and obscure smile appeared on Spyro's face: "But he is very busy and doesn't have much time for you."

"There's no other way." Lucian said with a little trouble, "It's also very hard for him to earn money to support his family."

Mentioned work.

Spyro deliberately showed a naive expression: "Is the work very hard?" Lucian touched Spyro's head: "Everyone is very hard." Spyro asked with a smile: "What is the profession that sister Lucy likes What is it? What is the occupation you hate?"

Lucian thought for a while, and it seemed like she was joking lightly to a child: "The banker is very good." Then he frowned: "If you hate a job, of course it is a pirate. Burning, killing, and looting do all kinds of evil, the most annoying gone."

"..." Spyro remained expressionless under Lucy's touch.

Burning, looting and stuff...we've all done it.

Still often.

Spyro smiled innocently again: "Then, Sister Lucien," children can ask sharp and mean questions, and it is their prerogative to "talk children without restraint."Spyro asked: "If Uncle Senior was a pirate, would you still like him?"

Senior was still humming a tune while cooking in the kitchen, oblivious to the conversation in the living room.Lucian, who was holding Spyro in the living room, was taken aback for a moment, and her smile gradually faded.

"I hate pirates." Lucy frowned and repeated, but she didn't take Spyro's question to heart, and laughed again: "Spyro must never be a pirate in the future, pirate It's disgusting." Spyro smiled and replied firmly: "I won't be a pirate! Sister Lucian hates pirates, so I hate pirates too!"

"By the way, Sister Lucian." Spyro didn't continue this topic, he rummaged through his purse, and handed Lucian a note.

"Uncle Senior may be on a business trip occasionally and may not be able to answer the phone. If there is something urgent, you can call this number."

Spyro put the note with his phone number on it in Lucian's hand.

The author has something to say:

Selfishly, selfishly change the ending of Senior and Lucian.

I really don't want Senor to be abused_(:з」∠)_