[ONE PIECE] How to feed birds

Spyro began to quietly pay attention to the movements of the Straw Hat Pirates.She tried to keep a low profile, but Doflamingo still found out: "Why, are you interested in them?"

Spyro hesitated in front of Doflamingo and couldn't answer: "Their reputation has been getting bigger and bigger recently. Look at the bounties of the Straw Hat Boys - there are so many..." Doflamingo The brother laughed, and Spyro always felt that he would spit poison in the next second, so he quickly changed the subject: "You pay attention to them too, right? Why do you pay attention to them?" Doflamingo waved his hand, and Spyro Pyro moved closer to Doflamingo.Listen to him answer: "Because of "D". "

She was completely confused, and looked at Doflamingo with an inexplicable expression on his face. He just smiled at Spyro, but stopped answering.

The sea is vast, and Spyro has been listening for a long time, but they never meet the Straw Hat Pirates.It has been more than a year since the boy asked for an autograph, and the two of them almost forgot about it.Unexpectedly, one day by accident, when Spyro left the turkey boat and wanted to go for a casual stroll... Flying to an unknown distance, he saw the boat with a straw hat and a skull hanging on the sail.

At that time, Spyro didn't react at all, and when he got closer, he was convinced that it was the straw hat's boat after seeing the members on it.There's nowhere to look after wearing iron shoes, and it's easy to get here. The little sparrow flew carelessly to the eaves of the boat, and saw a short civet cat with horns passing by on the cabin, and Spyro rested on the civet cat's horns. superior.

Presumably this is the pet tanuki on the Straw Hat Pirates ship that offered a reward of 50 Baileys.The one who likes to eat marshmallows.what do you say that is……

Spyro was still thinking about the information about their crew, and Tanuki-kun had already noticed a little weight on his head.It raised its head to try to distinguish the animal above it, and greeted it friendly: "Hello! Did you fly here from the sea?"

Spyro was still not sure whether to reveal his identity at this time, seeing the raccoon raise its hoof... Wait, why does the raccoon have hooves?Spyro jumped on the civet cat's hoof, hesitantly said: "Hello,... civet cat?" The civet cat retorted smoothly: "I'm not a civet cat, I'm a reindeer!..." After finishing speaking, it became dull and stiff.

The civet cat... oh no, the reindeer screamed in panic: "The sparrow is talking! The sparrow is talking!" It shouted and ran around the cabin: "It's scary! A talking sparrow or something!"

The green-haired seaweed head Ben was sleeping on the mast, and he fell straight down from the mast when he was frightened by the cry.The swordsman, who seemed a bit confused, pressed his head and complained: "What are you arguing about..." Spiero saw this face he had seen many times in the bounty offer, and successfully took the seat: Roronoa Zoro.

Spyro finally remembered the civet cat... oh no, the reindeer is called Chopper, and Chopper pointed at the sparrow and was still in a state of confusion: "Ma, the sparrow has spoken!"

Spyro was very cooperative and greeted Sauron again: "Hello." Sauron looked at the sparrow without saying a word, frowning very troubled, as if he was starting to worry about today's extra meal.

The blond cook came over, completely indifferent: "You can talk even as a reindeer." Chopper continued to panic: "That's different! I ate a devil fruit..."

Spyro shifted his gaze to the golden retriever in the black suit for a while, but couldn't figure out who he was anyway.

... There is no such character in the reward.Is it a new member of the Straw Hat Pirates?

The little thief cat Nami also came, and the golden retriever immediately shouted with red eyes: "Nami-san——" Nami ignored her, and she walked up to Spyro: "Sparrow? So cute." If he stretched out his hand, Spyro jumped on Nami's finger and said again: "Hello." Nami was even more pleasantly surprised: "I can really talk." She looked at another woman behind her: "Is it possible?" Is it a rare breed?"

Nicole Robin smiled slightly: "Maybe the answer will be unexpectedly simple." Spyro looked at the people on the ship and was about to speak when he heard their captain coming over and shouting: "What? Sparrow!"

He rushed to Spyro like the wind, and was very disappointed after seeing the sparrow: "What, it's so small, it's not enough to fit between the teeth..." Nami knocked on the head: "Luffy, You can't eat this." Luffy clasped his arms around his chest in dissatisfaction and snorted, then simply turned his head and left, no longer interested in sparrows.

As for Sauron, he was still looking at the sparrow thoughtfully.If Spyro guessed correctly, he should not have given up on the idea of ​​cooking birds...

The well-prepared words stuck in his throat, and Spyro, standing on Nami's finger, suddenly felt the horror of the Straw Hat Pirates.On this level, even Doflamingo is not as scary as them.

Spyro stiffened.He even thought for a moment that if he was really eaten by them... Doflamingo would probably regard her as a dark history from now on, never mentioning that she was once on board.

The more he thought about it, the more terrifying Spyro became even more terrified.She stammered: "That..." Nami smiled kindly and asked, "What's the matter?" On the contrary, it made Spyro more nervous, and he always felt that the girl in front of him was not someone to be messed with...

She bit the bullet and said, "I'm here to ask you for your autograph..."

I always feel that continuing to become a sparrow will lead to death.After thinking about it, Spyro turned back into a human form, and said simply and quickly: "It's like this, there is a little boy who wants your autograph, and I'm here to ask for his autograph...!"

They were not surprised at all when they saw the talking sparrow, but when they saw the sparrow turned into a human, everyone in the boat screamed in fright.Especially their captain's reaction was the most exaggerated. Luffy just turned his head and saw Spyro turned into a human, and suddenly pointed at her excitedly with bright eyes: "The sparrow has become a human—!"

The captain's noise attracted several other crew members.Even Usopp, Brooke, and Franky walked into the cabin.Seeing the little girl who suddenly appeared, Usopp was a little surprised: "She, who is she?" Skeleton Brook was even more straightforward, kneeling in front of Spyro on one knee, and stretched out a hand (to be precise, a hand) to her. hand skeleton): "Miss, can you show me your insides..."

Get punched out by Nami.

Spyro was sweating profusely, as if he had just stepped out of a tiger's den and into a wolf's den.In short, go to the autograph and run away.Spyro quickly explained: "I am an ability user who ate the sparrow fruit, and I just came here to ask for an autograph..."

Nami touched Spyro's head with a smile on her face: "Which family are you from? It's so cute—and have we all become so famous? There are children who came here specially to ask for autographs..."

Luffy was still puzzled at the back: "Signature? What signature?" Usopp explained with extra enthusiasm: "That's it, the sign that proves that we have become super famous!" Spyro couldn't hear the latter Noisy, she was hugged lovingly by Nami, and was inevitably forced to bury her face in those soft chests.

Die or die.

Spyro, whose face turned livid due to lack of oxygen, felt that he had seen God.

The Straw Hat Pirates are a terrifying place full of dangers.

If Doflamingo learns that she died in the arms of a woman, he will probably regard her as a dark history from now on, and never mention that she was on board.

Suddenly I feel that life is so hard.

Spyro followed Nami to look at the signatures of the members of the Pirates in a daze... It took a long time for Luffy to write the crooked words.Nami, Robin, and Chopper, who joined later, started the topic mysteriously: "Why do you want the signatures of those idiots?"

"I have a friend who seems to admire pirates very much, especially the Straw Hat Pirates..."

Then Usopp came over: "Who is who?"

Chatting and chatting, plus all kinds of people interrupting, I somehow started chatting all over the world and started chatting nonsense.

The autograph book that has not been collected is also put aside.

The cook——Spyro realized that he was the black-footed Sanji who was offering a reward, and served the dinner enthusiastically. Spiro didn't plan to stay for a long time, but was entertained by Sanji: "How can the beautiful little princess How about going back on an empty stomach?" The man showed a strange gentlemanly demeanor, took Spyro by the hand and led her to the dining table.

The captain announced: "Dinner is ready!" He couldn't wait to stuff the food into his mouth like grabbing food.The others were not to be outdone, and started to eat hungrily...Compared to "dining", the word "eat" is more appropriate.

Nami, who was sitting next to Spyro, smiled and patted Spyro on the back: "Are you scared? Those guys have always been like this." She sighed a little troubled, and helped Spyro Food caught in a bowl.

Robin smiled softly: "It's not bad to be so lively." Spyro only felt that it was exaggerated, too exaggerated.

Why don't you just have a meal, as for the fight?

She took a mouthful of food in disgust.

...and shed tears of emotion.

Being slapped in the face by himself, Spyro still felt happy.

soul!She ate her soul out of this dish!It's amazing!What was she eating on the turkey boat in comparison!What's the difference between soulless cuisine and shi!

Spyro couldn't help eating too.

After the big blossom, Spyro rubbed his stomach contentedly.She still had something to say, and just when she felt that something was missing, Sanji served them dessert drinks.

It is said that it is a special treatment for women only.

Spyro took a bite of the cake expectantly.

happiness!She eats happiness from desserts!It's amazing!Spyro crossed the cake and asked Sanji with emotion: "Can I come again?" Sanji smiled gracefully: "Welcome very much." Spyro looked at Nami Robin again, Nami Smiling and rubbing her head: "Of course it's no problem!"

...Spyro felt that this one-day trip of the Straw Hat Pirates had shocked her physically and mentally.

When he returned to the pirate ship, Spyro was still in a daze.She abducted into Doflamingo's room somehow, looked at their captain seriously and asked, "Can we change the cook on board?"

Doflamingo smiled: "Of course." Spyro gave a thumbs up: "I knew you would say that!" Spyro, who couldn't restrain his excitement, was very excited: "So I have put us on the boat. All the cooks are thrown into the sea!"

"..."

Doflamingo fell silent.

...Wait, they are still in the middle of the sea, right?

The author has something to say:

Represents the collapse of the timeline again.When Luffy went out to sea, Doflamingo had already been stationed in Dressrosa as Shichibukai. It was almost impossible to take a boat of people on the sea, although it might just be an ordinary trip...

Anyway, don't worry about the details.