[ONE PIECE] How to feed birds

Doflamingo has long coveted Dressrosa.His plan was perfected three to five years ago, and as his imminent ambition swelled, Doflamingo became more and more impatient.The Don Quixote family is ready: Doflamingo took the position of Qibuhai, Sugar ate the fruit of childlike fun, Monet sneaked into the palace and became a maid; the cadres pretended to be tourists and stepped on the city several times to inquire about information. Said that the royal residence of Dressrosa has a kind heart.

When bringing this news to Doflamingo, Doflamingo burst out laughing.He once again brewed some malice and smoothed out the restlessness of the members, but the man stood still.

As time went by, the air before the storm became more and more calm, and everyone in the family was tense.But at this moment, something happened to Spyro.

It was a completely unexpected situation... No, maybe it should be said "I often walk on the shore, how can I not get my shoes wet"?Doflamingo has been acting recklessly, and this development is too reasonable.Spyro also ran to the hospital, and it turned out that she was pregnant.

Spyro thought deeply about life for an afternoon on the wooden chair near the hospital. There were three calls from unknown persons, and Spyro pinched them all.

Until dusk, a well-meaning passerby worriedly asked: "Little sister, are you lost?" Spyro finally opened her mouth, of course with such a deep expression, she asked: "What should I do if I'm pregnant?"

The face of the passer-by turned dark, and he asked in disbelief: "What kind of scum is treating such a small child..." Seeing the little girl's serious expression, it was by no means a joke, and the passer-by was extremely indignant: "I'll take you to the police! What kind of guy, he's such a scumbag!..."

Spyro managed to get rid of the scum brainwashing of passers-by, and the sky had turned completely black when he returned to the boat.Thinking about dying early and being reborn sooner, Spyro ran straight to the room of the scumbag in Dover, who happened to be drinking red wine leisurely.Spyro closed the door carefully to make sure no one was listening. Seeing her nervous look, Brother Doflaming thought it was a big deal, raised his eyebrows, and heard her go straight to the point: "Man... oh no, I'm pregnant gone."

Doflamingo shook his hand while holding the wine glass, and Spyro asked before he could speak, "Can you give birth?"

Doflamingo turned to Spyro, the corners of his mouth pulled down slightly, his expression could not tell whether it was serious or angry, and his eyes under the sunglasses were focused on her.

The man didn't speak, but Spyro felt that his aura became more and more ferocious.Under great pressure, Spyro couldn't be graceful and calm, so she took a step back with some fear.

Take another step back.

Seeing Spyro's nervous look, he laughed.Doflamingo raised the corners of his mouth again, and asked, "What do you think, Spyro?"

Spyro was like a student who was called by the teacher. She looked at his uncertain face and dared not answer.

"Do you think I will refuse?" The man's tone was cadenced, mixed with a bit of darkness: "Do I seem to be such a heartless person?"

Spyro nodded heavily in his heart, his face calm.Hearing the overtones in the man's words again, she raised her head slightly to look at the man's expression.

Doflamingo was still smiling, as if he didn't take things to heart at all.As usual, Spyro proposed to raise some small flowers and grasses, small fish and shrimps on the boat, and he agreed so casually: "You can raise them, as you like."

Then with a little perfunctory: "You don't need to ask me about this kind of thing." Spyro used to be pleased with his generosity, but now he just feels uneasy.She moved closer to Doflamingo and asked, "Are you angry?" Doflamingo laughed, "Of course not."

"I thought you were right..."

Doflamingo saw through what she hadn't finished, pointed his finger between Spyro's eyebrows, and answered first: "Bloodline can't bind me. You are the cadre of my family, and it may be a useful chess piece, maybe It's useless trash."

The lineage that carries his name is far less important than his personal ambitions.

Doflamingo moved down the index finger pointing at Spyro's head, and rubbed against Spyro's belly: "It's you, Spyro, don't let this thing become your weakness."

"You know," Doflamingo grinned, "The recent period is very critical."

Spiro didn't know how to answer, so he nodded stiffly.

After negotiating and making sure that Doflamingo has no other intentions, Spyro started his leisurely and bold fishing routine.

Obviously everyone is busy preparing and coming and going in a hurry, but every time they pass by the deck, they see a certain little girl lying on a deck chair basking in the sun, with snacks and fruits in hand, so she is very leisurely.One day or two was fine, they thought it was just Lord Spyro's menstruation and May disease again, but they were wrong.

For almost a whole month, Spyro did nothing but occasionally let the bugs out or pick up the phone and say "Hi".And the pile of snacks on her hand is getting higher and higher, matching her expression of enjoying the sun...

Seeing her like this every day, Senior is really about to collapse, and this guy is getting more and more lazy. This guy has almost reached the bottom line of his patience.Senor really didn't want to sue like a child, he was forced to a desperate situation this time: "Young master! You really should take care of her! She is the only one who doesn't work!..."

Doflamingo laughed: "That's true." Their boss waved his hand indifferently: "Then Senor, you should also take a few days off."

That was not what I meant!Senior's heart was broken, but when he thought of the vacation...Lucien...Senior couldn't help but bend the corner of his mouth and said goodbye to Doflamingo solemnly and went home.

Now, the last obstacle to Spyro's fishing was gone.It's only been a month, and the more unrestrained Spyro has completely lost his temper. He lives a little more like a pig, eating and sleeping all day long.The minions didn't dare to say it, and the cadres turned a blind eye. Only Buffalo, who was outspoken, said, "Sparrow, you... have you gained weight?"

It's only been a month.

She has started to gain weight.

It's really fat, not belly, but fat.

Of course, Buffalo, who told the truth, was severely beaten by Spyro: "I just don't want to be told that by you!"

Not to mention Spyro two or three months later, her whole face is much rounder, and her arms are much thicker.When Monet came back from the palace to "visit relatives", he was stunned for a while when he saw Spyro for the first time, and hesitated: "Master Spyro...?"

Keenly aware that Spyro's identity may be unusual, Monet, who has always been extremely docile to Spyro, is a little embarrassed at this moment.

Isn't it true that Lord Jorah is disguised as Lord Spyro?What should I do if I make a mistake?

After Spyro responded, Monet, who found it even more difficult to speak, racked his brains and finally came up with a euphemism: "Have you been stimulated by anything recently?"

Seeing her sister coming back, the very happy Granu interjected: "It's just eating and sleeping all day long! How can it be exciting!" Spyro treated girls much more gently, and she just made a very serious excuse: " What's wrong with me wanting to eat more?!" Monet immediately nodded in support: "Just be happy, but please don't affect your future actions." Granu also imitated the sentence: "Just be happy. "

Spyro snorted, turned his head and replied, "I'm still very strong, so you don't need to worry about it!"

However, in the next few months... no one can remember exactly when it started, Spyro never changed from the sparrow form back to the human form, and stayed in Doflaming all day long as if his feet were glued. Brother shoulders do not leave.

They are really strong and self-conscious, so they really don’t need to worry about it.

Even if you become a sparrow, Diamanti and Torrebol can still say viciously: "You are almost turning into a ball, how much did you eat?" The sparrow will not leave Doflamingo Shoulder, just chirping at them a few words, to a certain extent, it is really easy to bully like never before.But that's all, except for Spyro, no one dares to be too presumptuous in front of the young master.

Putting aside the matter of Spyro gaining weight and getting back on track, it took half a year for the family to get ready and actually start to act.The night before the invasion of Dressrosa, Doflamingo first went to see King Riku.

When King Liku saw a birdman descending from the sky, he thought it was a wicked joke of Santa Claus.Looking at the round and cute fur ball on Birdman's shoulder, somehow, he felt that the old man in front of him seemed to be a kind person, and he was not in a hurry to call the guards.

However, as soon as Uncle Fen opened his mouth, King Liku immediately felt the other party's malice, and regretted his credulity.When he learned that Doflamingo was a descendant of the former royal family Don Quixote, King Riku was in a cold sweat; and hearing Doflamingo's threat of a huge amount of money, King Riku had no choice but to agree.

When he was leaving, Spyro jumped on Doflamingo's shoulder and said, "Why do you want money, Dolphine? We are poor?"

Doflamingo laughed mockingly: "Any difficult request that can still be fulfilled, this is the hope I give him."

"Despair, of course, should taste better after hope."

Spey looked at the confused Dressrosa thoughtfully.

King Liku managed to raise all the money, but the kidnappers tore up the ticket.Doflamingo manipulated Dressrosa's revered king and his army to slaughter the bewildered populace.As usual, Doflamingo murdered and set fire at his fingertips, but this time he was more calculated.

Doflamingo watched the farce with pleasure, and Spyro sat on his shoulder chatting with each other: "Are we going to live here in the future?"

"It's not residence, it's King's Landing." Doflamingo corrected her like this, but she didn't care at all: "Dofi Dofi, keep that uncle over there and don't kill him!" Doflamingo turned his head slightly Looking at the sparrow, the sparrow explained excitedly: "His ramen is very delicious! Buffalo strongly recommends it! I haven't tried it yet!"

The army controlled by Doflamingo's parasitic line silently bypassed the uncle, but the sparrow shouted unsteadily: "Duofei! The uncle and aunt over there also stay! Their food is also delicious! Ah, and that one!..."

"..."

Do you know what it means to accept as soon as you see it?

Doflamingo's forehead twitched with blue veins: "I'll take you to Fishman Island in a few days." Spyro's eyes lit up immediately: "Okay, okay! You said it!" Then he looked at it with a rather tangled heartache. Doflamingo started the indiscriminate massacre.

In the end, the only one left is the uncle who was referred to at the beginning.

... Buffalo, who had just flown over to call the young master with the Zanzhuan fruit, witnessed all this, and suddenly realized: If Spey can become so fat... the young master must have contributed a lot.No wonder no one dared to talk about Spyro getting fat, they were so resourceful.

Sensing Buffalo's disdainful gaze, Spyro turned back to stare at him, Buffalo pretended not to hear anything and looked away: "Young master, everyone is ready."

Doflamingo said "hmm", and his smile became more insolent.

When the town becomes more chaotic and countless people become disappointed and hopeless, it's time for the "hero" to appear.

As Doflamingo said, the Don Quixote family "arrived" in Dressrosa like a savior.

The "evil" King Liku's family was demoted from the throne, and Doflamingo occupied the magpie's nest, but the deceived people embraced him as king.

The author has something to say:

It feels like Doflamingo has already started to collapse... (eyes dead

The more I write, the more I hesitate, the more I hesitate, the less confident I am... _(:з」∠)_

In short, let’s end it as soon as possible, and start updating every other day in July.