[Comprehensive] The live broadcast room of death

Just when Ruoye Ji was confused about the war and command spells mentioned by the bullet screen, a lot of information about the 'Holy Grail War', 'servant', and 'master' appeared in her mind the next moment, and then the live broadcast room The system is also out.

"The news that I need to know has been sorted out and sent," the system still said in an electronic voice, but there was a strong sense of gloating in the words, "Congratulations to the unlucky dear who got the command spell and turned into a master, you I have signed a contract with the Holy Grail and become a horse monkey shochu, congratulations (clap hands)!"

"...What the hell is horse monkey shochu? Please put down the tone of watching the show," although it was not the first time that she was ridiculed by the staff who manipulated the system, Ruoyeji still gritted her teeth angrily, and said angrily, " Little system, hurry up and tell me your name and date of birth, I will nail your villain in the middle of the night!"

"Hahahahahaha, I won't tell you, come and hit me (should be punched in the face)."

[hhhhhh, I can imagine the cheap expression on the other side. ]

[Sure enough, because Salted Fish Ji is so cute, the staff can't help but bully her. ]

[Great job, give the little system a thumbs up! ]

After hearing what the little system said, and seeing the content on the barrage, Ruoyeji choked for a long while before saying, "...I'm not your little princess, you've already lost my baby!"

"Okay baby, look at your feet now," the little system called the baby solemnly, as if not aware of Ruoye Ji's annoyed expression at this time, and continued, "The summoning array has been prepared for you, now Baby, you need to summon a heroic spirit."

"Don't call me baby, hey!" Ruoye Ji was a little furious, and she scratched her hair vigorously, "I only need to grab a cup with others to fight and fight when I have a big head, obviously I just need to be responsible for brushing and getting the earrings." .War or something, as long as I avoid participating in it, it should be fine."

"Unfortunately, the command spell has magical fluctuations, so it can't be blocked. Even if you hide, you will be discovered in the end. Without the protection of the servant, you will be clicked, baby," the small system continued in a relaxed tone, " By the way, the person you want to get the quest items is a participant this time. So...you understand~"

Hearing this, Ruo Yeji was silent for a few seconds, with a serious and serious expression: "I love calling, calling makes me happy, calling is the ladder of progress, calling is the beginning of life change!"

[Pfft, the UP master is broken 23333]

[hhhhhh Salted Fish Ji counsels again~]

After finishing speaking, she raised her hand and wiped her face: "Then what are you waiting for, let's call!"

"The summoning method is very simple, as long as you stand in the summoning circle and turn around three times, just make a 'bark', remember to be louder."

Ruoyeji's eyes twitched: "...Little System, you are definitely cheating on me!"

System: "Sorry, the user you called is busy, goodbye."

The other party seemed to be beaten to death without opening his mouth, no matter how much Ruoyeji called, he would not respond.In the end, she had no choice but to stare deeply at the summoning circle under her feet, and made a decision after a long time.

She took a deep breath, turned around three times with a stiff expression, and shouted: "Wow!"

[Hahahahahaha, screenshot taken, woof woof! ]

[I feel that the sadness of being forced to eat dog food a few days ago has been made up for (laughs). ]

Ruoyeji squatted on the side tiredly, raised her hand to cover her face: "This world is definitely not compatible with my personality."

At this moment, a very thick white smoke suddenly appeared from the summoning formation. Ruoye Ji subconsciously looked up, and the next moment she was stimulated by the strong light that flashed in front of her eyes and closed her eyes.

Faintly, she seemed to hear a chuckle, followed by a gentle and gentle voice: "Are you my master?"

"So didn't the spell just now fool me...?" She said subconsciously, she opened her eyes in a daze, and saw a snow-white cat all at once.

Wakaba Ji: ... what the hell?She called Wang, and a cat appeared.

Before she could think about it carefully, she realized that a hand was stretched out from the opposite side. Her eyes moved upwards along the other hand, and soon she met a delicate and indistinguishable face.The other party was wearing a simple and ancient white gown, with light green long hair reaching to the waist, with a soft smile on his face, just like the voice the other party spoke just now.

[Fuck, I'm shocked!Is it the younger sister or the younger brother? ]

[Probably the little brother who looks like a little sister, the kind who can pull out [beep——] from his crotch. ]

As soon as he recovered from the other party's overly delicate appearance, he saw the corner of Ruo Yeji's mouth twitch slightly as he was discussing in the barrage.

The heroic spirit who hadn't received a response for a long time asked again: "I came here as a caster, are you my Master?"

Ruoye Ji put her hand on the opponent's palm, and stood up with strength, a little cautiously: "Ah, yes."

"Then, the contract is established," Caster said, looking at the messy-haired girl in front of her, who still hadn't recovered, and chuckled, "My name is Enkidu, let's work hard together in the days to come." , maser."

[Oh, let me go, it's Enkidu! ]

[Xiao Gongju, let me tell you, with this person in your mission, it may be very easy to complete! ]

"Hello, my name is Ruoyeji," Ruoyeji didn't pay attention to the dynamics in the live broadcast room, but said awkwardly to the opposite person, "Well, call me normally, it's a bit... shameful to call me master."

Enki, who has been endowed with modern knowledge, understood what the little girl in front of him was thinking, so he thought about her name, and said clearly, "Then, princess?"

Ruo Yeji: "..." No, no, this is also very shameful.

Just when she was about to explain to the other party that Ji in her name was not a princess, she suddenly felt a weight on her shoulders. She turned her head and looked over, only to find that the snow-white cat was standing on her shoulders.

"I remember seeing this little guy when I passed the contract summoning channel before." Enkidu slightly bent down to look at the cat on the girl's shoulder, intending to reach out to touch it, but the other party avoided it.This made Enki a little puzzled. The breath on his body has always been loved by animals and plants, and he even regarded himself as a part of them. It was the first time that he was avoided like this.

Ruoyeji glanced sideways at the cat on her shoulder, stretched out her hand to touch it, and after seeing that the cat didn't dodge, she grabbed it by the armpit and held it up in front of her eyes, carefully sizing it up.

Seeing that the cat did not reject the girl, Enkidu blinked: "It is very close to you, princess."

Ruoye Ji nodded, and carefully looked at the cat in her hand: "I also feel very close..."

——By the way, I didn't pay much attention to it before, but now that I look at it... Does this cat look familiar?

She carefully observed the cat's expression, then looked at the green glasses on the cat's eyes, and was silent for a few seconds.Suddenly I said to everyone in the live broadcast room in my head: "Comrades, I have a bold idea and guess."

[2333333 No need to guess, it's what you think of Xianyu Ji! ]

[Hahahahahaha, Qi Shen is playing transformation again! ]

[UP Master, you should think about how to explain to Qi Shen that there is a goblin at home in the middle of the night, right? ]

#自家男早 is a superpower, not to mention being able to transform into a female body, now even animals can be transformed. #

Ruoye Ji, who got affirmation from the barrage, no longer knew how to describe her mood at this time. She silently put the cat on the table, knelt down and grabbed the edge of the table with both hands, leaned her chin on the table, and looked at each other face to face. Mu Kusuo: "... Qi Mu-kun."

Saiki Kusuo nodded slightly: [I tried to come here with a human posture before, but this world has a self-derived consciousness, and I was soon expelled.So then I changed the posture of an animal and tried to enter, and now it seems to be very successful. 】

Wakaba Hime nodded suddenly, and at this time Saiki Kusuo raised his paw and patted Wakaba Hime's face with a meat ball: [It seems that here, I can only accompany you with this posture, sorry. 】

What Saiki Kusuo said to Wakaba Hime was transmitted directly to the other party's ears, so the people in the live broadcast room and Enki couldn't hear them. They could only see the girl and the cat staring at each other for a while, and then they were muffled by the other party's meat balls face.

The audience in the live broadcast room who knows the real body of the cat: Damn it, even if you become a cat, you will not forget to show your affection!

And Enki, who didn't know anything, thought for a while, and then said to Ruoyeji: "It came out of the summoning circle with me but there is no contract. Before you figure out its origin, it's better for the princess not to approach it casually." .”

After speaking, Enkidu said again: "I can speak animal language, let me communicate with it."

[No, I can speak human language, we can communicate normally. 】

Enkidu: "..." Why did he always feel that there was something subtly wrong with the cat's tone?

The tsundere superpower said that he was very upset when he saw his hamster praising other men in the live broadcast room, and he was still upset after seeing a goblin beside his hamster.

Hearing the subtle tone mixed in the other party's words, Ruo Yeji coughed lightly to hold back her smile, and said to Enkidu who was looking at Saiki Kusuo with curious eyes: "Don't worry, he is my boyfriend Saiki Kusuo , for some reason, it can only be kept like this for the time being.”

Enkidu didn't have any strange expression, he accepted Ruoye Ji's statement very calmly, and nodded understandingly: "I see."

Satisfied when the girl said the word 'boyfriend', Saiki Kusuo stood up straight on his hind feet, with his front paws around his chest, and nodded coldly at Enkidu.

Seeing this scene, Ruoyeji felt itchy in her heart, and was impressed by the other party's actions.Thinking that Saiki Kusuo was already her male ticket, and she no longer had to restrict her thoughts and behaviors, she immediately hugged the white cat in front of her, rubbed her cheeks, and then hugged her in her arms to smooth its fur.

Wakaba Ji: Although she was looking forward to touching the head to kill, but now she can only lick the cat.

——Oh, it feels really good to stroke a cat.

Saiki, hugged in his arms and stroking his hair, Kusuo: "..."

The author has something to say: Well, Sister Ruoye summoned Enkidu 233333, a special weapon for dealing with Jin Shining

Remember the pendant mentioned in the last chapter?That's Enkidu's thing~ In "Fate/strangefake", it was summoned by a wolf-shaped synthetic beast with a wolf howl, so Walnut made the heroine bark. 【Hello

The abilities of this world are relatively large, and there are Gaia and Alaya, so Qishen can only enter here in the form of a cat, but rest assured, his abilities have not weakened much, anyway, he is still the same Sue is right!