[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

The result of the momentary lack of brains is that the witch is about to be squeezed, fucked, and fucked by humans!

Early the next morning, the witch stared at the ceiling with blood-red eyes in a daze. She suspected that her young master had taken some special medicine for the demon world. Otherwise, how could she explain that she, a demon, would lose to humans on the bed?

Thinking of how many times she begged for mercy last night, the cheeky witch couldn't help but blush, and raised her hand sadly to pat her face as punishment for embarrassing the demon world, but her hand was suddenly held by someone.

"Are you awake?" The human man's voice seemed to be a little less youthful and clearer than usual due to a one-night accident, and more adult calm and unpredictable. Daisy raised her eyes and glanced at him. He was just the same as before. Leaning on the edge of the bed, wearing her favorite white shirt, flipping through a book with one hand, holding the hand she was about to torture herself with the other, realizing that she woke up, he didn't take his eyes off the book, but his hand was already very Skillfully reached into the quilt and kneaded her shoulders.

Daisy snorted comfortably, and couldn't help thinking, the young master is so considerate... People say that women will undergo earth-shaking changes after leaving a virgin, so is it true for men?

Accompanied by the witch's subtle voice, the room in the early morning subtly became hot again. Just when Akashi's hand was lowering down and Daisy was about to be pulled out of the bed, there was an untimely knock on the door. It sounded, accompanied by Oscar's wild barking that seemed to smell something different.

"Akashi-kun! Akashi-kun!"

It was Masaichi Irie's voice.

"Woof woof!" Don't go there, idiot!

Oscar... Akashi pondered for a while, then rolled over and got out of bed, and covered Daisy tightly with the quilt, and said "no need to get up", and walked to the door by himself. As soon as he opened the door, Irie Masaichi happily started his own life. New discovery.

"Akashi-kun! I found out! The hell three-headed dog really has the same genes as dogs in the human world!"

"……What's the meaning?"

To say that Irie Masaichi is indeed a dull person, he didn't notice the difference between Akashi's obviously cheerful look today and yesterday's forbearance and irritability, but Oscar knew it very well, he was really worried about this lack of wink Many scientists offend Akashi...

"When I was studying Ashe before, I discovered that it actually has too many similarities with spiders on the earth. If I insist, it is a super-evolved body of spiders..."

"So?" Akashi frowned, as if he had sensed what Irie was about to say, and after a while, the witch who couldn't bear the curiosity in the room also came over quietly.

"That's why I suspect that the residents of the demon world have the same ancestors as the creatures in the human world many years ago. It's just because the environment of the demon world is worse, and the surviving demons have completed evolution far beyond humans..."

"So," Daisy poked her head out from behind Akashi leisurely wrapped in a bed sheet, blinking at Irie Masaichi with bright eyes. Although her IQ is often not enough, she is always very sharp sometimes. For example, now, "Young Master and I don't have the so-called 'reproductive isolation'?"

Immediately, Irie reached out to straighten his glasses, with a look of joy at discovering the problem of the new century: "This! It is completely feasible in theory! But the problem is that I don't have this kind of thing at hand... ah, it's just right!"

He was about to say that he had no test subjects, but when he looked up, he saw a combination of humans and demons in front of him, and his eyes lit up, but when he said "just right", Akashi had already sensed his intentions, Before he could finish speaking, Akashi closed the door directly in front of him.

"Oscar, see off."

"Wow, woof, woof!" Using the master as an experiment, are you out of your mind?

Masaichi Irie is a brave scientist full of spirit of exploration. Although Akashi's way is not feasible, there are other "experiment subjects" in front of him!

"Mr. O'Oscar!" He was dragged down the corridor by Oscar biting his trouser leg, instead of panicking, he said even more excitedly, "I know, I know, I won't bother Akashi-kun, can I go first?" Let me go..."

Oscar paused, let go of his mouth, and with a "slap", Irie Masaichi's feet fell to the ground. He immediately turned over and pushed his glasses, and sat in front of Oscar solemnly looking down at it.

"Perhaps Mr. Oscar, you... like human dog girls?"

"..." Oscar confirmed that the difference between a genius and a mentally retarded person may be that one wears glasses and the other does not.

The one who wears glasses refers to the idiot in front of him, and the one who doesn't wear glasses refers to Daisy.

"Ah!" Daisy, who was shot innocently, sneezed violently, and Akashi quickly turned his head to look at her.

"Reproductive isolation?" The way he raised his eyebrows seemed more sexy now, Daisy swallowed sharply, and honestly repeated what Miranda said to herself, Akashi's brows relaxed this time, The corners of the lips rose slightly.

"That's why you keep saying you want to study 'jing//zi'?"

"It's not research!" Daisy nodded sharply, her eyes widened, "I really want to have a child of the young master!"

Such shameful words were said so frankly, Akashi couldn't help but fell into deep thought, whether there was a problem with his Akashi family's education, or the genes of his father-in-law and mother-in-law were so weird, and he was not shy when he gave birth to such a shy person. A witch who blushes mysteriously when she should be shy, but... forget it.

"Want a child? Come." He suddenly waved his hand at her, Daisy immediately leaned forward like Oscar, as if obeying orders, Akashi quickly reached out to embrace her in his arms, his head gradually approached, and then He kissed her lips again violently.

If you want to break the tens of thousands of years of "reproductive isolation" and have children, how can you do it without much effort?

——On the other hand, Irie Masaichi, who was despised by Oscar without hesitation, didn't take it seriously at all, because he remembered that there is still a pair of demons and humans in Italy that are worth studying, so he excitedly found Bai Lan, and so on After expressing her thoughts and purpose, Bai Lan nodded without hesitation to express her support.

"What's Xiaozheng's plan?"

"Prescribing/medicating...isn't that good?" Most of the time, Irie was a young man with normal views, and this idea was rejected by himself after a flash, but Bai Lan, who had a bad taste, Seeing an interesting future through this method, he immediately shook his finger approvingly.

"That's a good idea... um... I'm thinking about who to send..." After all, Atobe and Amy are not easy to fool.

"Bai Lan, what are you planning?" Just as he came to look for him, he heard that the man was playing tricks again. Youni stood at the door and looked at him disapprovingly. Go up to meet her.

"How come Youni is free? I don't have any plans, it's all Xiaozheng's plan."

Irie Masaichi: "...I said it casually, I won't do that."

As a loyal friend and qualified subordinate, it is his responsibility to properly take the blame.

When Bai Lan turned around, Yoni quietly gave a thumbs up to his old friend, and Irie Masaichi sighed helplessly.

"I'll think of other ways first, so as not to bother the two bosses."

"Wait." Youni suddenly called out to him, and Irie turned his head in doubt, facing his little princess who sounded like a virgin, and sounded a little excited, "You guys are discussing the power of humans and demons." Can't have a baby?"

It's not right.

After Atobe and Amy came back from the outside, they clearly noticed that there was something wrong with Akashi and Daisy. They used to always walk on the road and hardly had any physical contact with one person and one monster. Now they are almost Siamese twins. Just like now, Akashi is sitting on the sofa reading a book, Daisy is lying on his lap and yawning lazily, then stretches out her pair of invincible slender hands holding a sword, picks up a grape, and carefully peels the grapes , Glittering white jade fingers held the watery grapes and handed them to Akashi's mouth, Akashi opened his mouth without lifting his eyelids and took them in...

Are these two guys eager to tell the world that their relationship has made a breakthrough!

Atobe was depressed, but he had to say that this kind of scene was really something he had dreamed of for a long time - men often have vulgar thoughts, and this scene before him is one of the vulgar dreams of most men, especially Akashi Huai. Li is still a sexy little witch with a front and back... Well, his own is not inferior to that retarded witch at all, but the problem is that Amy will just sit there and let him peel grapes for her to eat!

I have to say that IQ and EQ determine many things...

"Hey, you guys are back? Where's Nicole?" Daisy seemed to have noticed them just now, she got up from Akashi's lap and sat up straight, with a normal and unblushing look on her face, which made Atobe, who was blushing because of this scene just now, feel herself As if mentally retarded, he waved his hand immediately.

"Picked up by her brother."

"Which brother?"

"The fire-breathing one." Atobe couldn't remember the long and weird name of the demon king's son, so he directly mentioned the characteristics, and Daisy immediately nodded clearly.

"Did something happen to the Demon Realm?"

"I don't know... It seems that the queen is going to give birth again?" Atobe muttered indifferently, "I hope this time I won't be sent to the human world again."

one hour later.

——"Why didn't I find out, boss, you still have the crow's mouth attribute?"

As soon as I entered the room, I saw the little doll who appeared on the bed at some time. Amy stretched out her hands and rubbed her forehead with a headache. For a moment, she didn't know whether she should feel the pervasiveness of the Devil's Express or be moved by the deep relationship between the big devil and the queen. Get dizzy.

She was dragged out by Atobu to play just after taking a rest, and she was still very tired at the moment, and she didn't want to get up when she lay on the bed, but the child of the big devil had to solve it...

"...I'll go and have a look first." Atobe seemed to be quite used to it, and went up to hold the little doll in his arms. This time, the doll was very well-behaved and didn't cry. Her green eyes focused on the trace. Atobe, who seemed to like him very much, "giggled" and laughed. Atobe was very happy, and turned his head to tell Amy, but Amy was already asleep.

Atobe sighed helplessly, stretched out his hand and pinched the little guy's face, the devil baby's skin seemed to be softer and smoother than that of a human baby, he couldn't help but start imagining what his and Amy's children would look like in the future, and endured I couldn't help but bowed my head and kissed the little guy.

Atobu, who was immersed in the joy of "being a father", did not notice that at this moment, the person sent by Bailan to take the opportunity to add trouble was being blocked by an invisible wind outside the door. He had already reached the doorknob, but he kept going in. no.

The fourth son of the Great Demon King, whose ability is wind.

— Early the next morning.

"What? It was born so soon!"

Seeing Atobe walking out with the child in his arms, Amy rubbed her waist with a tired face and looked overtired. The self-proclaimed upright scientist couldn't help but have some discordant associations. Of course, now he Even more curious is the baby in Atobe's arms.

Is it really the child of demons and humans?

"No." Akashi walked slowly from the other direction, seeing Irie Masaichi looking at himself curiously waiting for an answer, he did not give him an answer, but told him another "good news".

"Mr. Irie, last night I conveyed to the Great Demon King the living room you wish to study. Although the Great Demon King is not interested, the queen seems to be very interested. She even specially sent witches from her personal guard to help you. completed experiment."

Irie Masaichi: "...What do you mean?"

"That is to say." Daisy poked her head out from behind Akashi impatiently and stuck out her tongue, "Don't you want to study whether humans and demons can have children? Just find a witch and try it yourself!"

"...Wait." Irie started to back away.

"Don't worry, the queen's personal guards are also one of the most beauties in our demon world, and they like humans with high IQ like you the most, and they don't mind at all the girls serving one husband..."

Accompanied by Amy's words, a black hole-like entrance appeared behind her out of thin air, and a bunch of witches rushed out of it, blond, blue-eyed, protruding and sexy, and they were neatly lined up and looked scared silly glasses youths, and Qi Qi stepped forward.

"Master Irie..."

"No!" Irie was screaming and backed away, and quickly retreated to the door panel. He suddenly became more panicked, but the witches just got closer and closer... "Ah, ah, Lord Bai Lan, help!"

Atobe who witnessed the scene: "...he will be safe?"

Amy yawned: "What's the matter, the group of witches in the queen's personal guard are as wicked as the queen, just scare them."

Trace Department: ...

He sympathized with Irie Masaichi even more.

The author has something to say: It will end within today, hahahaha anyway, I have let myself go