[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

What would it be like to be told that your wife is a god on your wedding day?

Akashi Masato intuited that his bride was crazy, and then felt that he was crazy too, because at that moment he didn't even have the slightest doubt that what she said was false.

She was originally a kind and paranoid person, and she had a heart of tolerance and appreciation for all the beauty in the world. Even if she was involved in the battle for the throne in the devil world and almost lost her life, the woman woke up. The first thing is to run to care about the little witch in the palm.

"I'm fine, but it's this young man who worked so hard to save you." The witch in the palm pointed at the silent young man beside the bed. The young girl turned her head and saw blood stains on the young man's hands and heart. She blinked, then raised her head and smiled broadly.

"Akashi-kun is so handsome today!"

At that moment he was convinced that she was an idiot, and at that moment he also knew that he could not leave this idiot alone.

The idiot has excellent grades, looks and talent, but lacks a healthy body, and often misses classes but was admitted to the same university as him, or he chose to go to the school where she was there.

He looked at her, fainted on Monday, was hospitalized on Tuesday, did not come to school on Wednesday, and was absent on Thursday, and on Friday of the second week, she appeared in his basketball hall wearing a mask, and other peers were sweating , she sat in the corner of the basketball hall and excitedly shouted his name to cheer him up.

"Cheer up, Akashi-kun!"

Shouting like this, she quickly lost her strength and coughed violently against the wall, so he dropped the basketball he had just received from his teammates before he knew it, and walked straight towards her.

"Waterless Moon——" He walked over and pulled off her mask. There was a little blood on the corner of her mouth, she was hastily reaching out to wipe away the trace, and when she raised her head, his troubled eyes clearly reflected in those bright eyes. She covered her mouth and smiled awkwardly.

"Akashi-kun, did I forget to say that you are handsome today?"

"...Get up." He reached out and grabbed her arm to lift her up from the ground, and she followed without any struggle. She was speechless all the way until she came to the infirmary.

"People who are sick should rest well and don't mess around."

After saying this, he shook off her hand, which had been holding her all the way, and turned to leave, but the person behind him suddenly laughed.

"Akashi-kun, it would be nice if we were more frank."

"What do you mean?" He frowned and turned his head, but she was already lying on the bed in the infirmary with her eyes closed and seemed to be asleep. Even though he knew it was a fake, he didn't have the heart to wake her up after all.

But I didn't expect that I would almost say goodbye after seeing each other.

She stayed in the hospital for a while, and he unconsciously looked forward to her next appearance in the repetitive routine, but only waited for her classmates to tell him that she was going to leave school and return to the countryside.

She will be on vacation shortly after entering university. How poor is her health?

For the first time in his life, he felt this kind of unpredictable panic. No, it was because he knew what might happen that he felt so flustered. This panic finally made him unable to sit still, so he rushed to Kyushu almost overnight , and then he saw, the healthiest she he had ever seen in his life.

As if she belonged to that piece of land, she wandered in the sea of ​​flowers, in the wheat fields, and ran on the country roads, like an elf in the mountains, lively and noisy, but she might disappear at any time.

Seeing him from a distance, surprise flashed in her eyes, she raised her hand excitedly and waved at him, he saw her open her mouth, and before she could say the customary "Akashi-kun is so handsome today", he opened his mouth interrupted her.

"Mizunazuki Shiori."

"Huh?" She blinked in surprise, as if she was a little surprised that this person spoke first, and then she heard Akashi Masomi's loud words.

"Marry me, I won't let you die."

"...Akashi-kun, you are very handsome today."

Then she got married.

——"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

The god who told the story had a happy face, and the witch who listened to the story threw the melon seed husks in her hand into the tray with an extremely dissatisfied expression.

"I've seen TV dramas and novels where a diamond ring and roses are required for a marriage proposal, and a man needs to kneel down. Ma'am, you are too kind."

"... Daisy, the way of proposing marriage varies from person to person. For Xiaozheng's father, saying that sentence in person is already beyond his limit, so I said that he was very handsome that day."

"Is it handsome only that day?" Daisy blinked curiously.

"How could it be? Just like I said every day, he is handsome every day." The mother and once wife Godly caressed the photo in front of her with tenderness, her voice was full of happiness, "That's why I can't let go..."

"However," Daisy was a serious listener, "he still failed to protect Madam."

When the madam died, the young master was completely insane, and even drove her to come. She planned to remember this matter for the rest of her life.

"that is because……"

Madam's words were interrupted before she finished speaking, and it was none other than Akashi Seijuro who seemed to be playing chess quietly at the side who interrupted this extremely harmonious conversation.

"Mr. Atobe called to urge him to rescue his subordinates as soon as possible."

He still turned his back to them when he spoke, as if he didn't hear what they were saying at all, but the two women knew it well.

"Daisy, did you see that? It's such an awkward guy, what can you expect from him?"

"Ma'am! Daisy knows it all!"

Hey--

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Once the mother of the earth returned to the throne, she could not leave the land where she was born, so the woman named Shiori Minazuki who later became Shiori Akashi was trapped on the land of Kyushu after "death".As the mother of the earth, she is a selfless and fair mother goddess, but when she is alone in her own time, she will deeply miss her husband and son.

People who are used to controlling everything are actually not used to being controlled by others, so when Akashi Masomi confirmed his wife's true identity, his mood was really complicated.He wasn't sure whether his duplicity would be discovered by her, he didn't know if the surprise he had prepared would have been expected by her, and he didn't know whether she loved him or her son more, or her "world" ...

The most important thing is that at that time, even she herself was not sure whether she would have memories of their father and son when she returned to her original position after "death".

This kind of entanglement almost made Akashi Masaomi awkward all his life. The only time he confessed was the unseemly marriage proposal. He didn't even go to see off his wife's "death". After she left, he simply changed all the servants to prevent it. A certain god buys people's hearts and has been stubborn like this for so many years, but she never expected her son to step into her land first.

Finally, the woman got what she wanted.

"Kinoshita." The man in the office who had been in thought for a day with a cold face dropped the photo in his hand, pressed the internal line in front of him, and soon the secretary's formulaic voice came from the other end.

"President, the plane to Kyushu has been arranged, you still have 10 minutes to think about what clothes to change over there."

"..." Should he change his secretary again?

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The undead who died due to accidents were greeted by ghosts even if they forgot the memories of their lives. The reason why they lingered was because the place where the undead were located was around the shrine of the Mother of the Earth. Dare to get close, which led to the lingering of the ghosts of Kyushu.

The solution is very simple, the mother of the earth can pass through the ghost messengers.

"But, doesn't the Mother of the Earth love the world deeply? Why does such a tragedy happen where she is?"

Finally, the matter of being possessed by everyone in the tennis club was settled, and the kind mother of the earth also helped the teenagers clear the painful memories of this period, so at this moment, those guys are going to explore everywhere with the same enthusiasm as when they first came to Kyushu On the contrary, Atobe and Amy, who were not possessed, were too tired to live because of the worries of the past few days, so Amy couldn't help complaining about the so-called gods.

"Madam said that the birth, aging, sickness and death of human beings are natural laws, and even the gods cannot interfere. Someone is born and someone dies, otherwise the world will explode."

Amy has every reason to believe that the original words are definitely not so direct... but the reasons are also true.

There are always some things that should not be changed even if they are foreseeable, such as now.

"I bet, my boss lost this game again."

Glancing at Atobe Keigo and Akashi Seijuro who were fighting again on the chessboard ahead, Amy yawned and spoke lazily, while Daisy looked bewildered.

"why?"

"The boss worked hard to learn shogi in order to win Akashi's favorite field, and I followed suit. I knew at a glance that the boss had tricked me to death again."

"Hey..." The witch with insufficient IQ had a rare introspection on the fact that she didn't care about the young master's hobbies at all. She stared at Akashi for a long time before murmuring, "The young master is indeed the most handsome when he is playing chess."

"Huh? Isn't he usually handsome?"

"Why, you are handsome every day..." Thinking of what Mrs. Akashi said before, Daisy's eyes lit up, and she suddenly understood what kind of feelings her wife had back then.

"Master, master!" The witch immediately ran to the young man who had just won chess, and said excitedly, "Daisy knows, so Madam really likes master!"

"..." The person who just stepped on the door froze suddenly, and the person who followed behind him seemed to have not heard the movement in the house at all, and they stood at the door with a natural expression and invited him in very enthusiastically.

"Brother-in-law, I knew you would be worried about Xiao Zheng, he is inside, come in quickly!"

"No, my plane landed in the wrong place." The expressionless middle-aged man said with the same cold face as his son.

"It seems that the master is handsome today." Daisy nodded seriously.

"...What about the woman?" Akashi Seiyuki pretended not to hear Daisy's words, glanced around, and nodded when his eyes skipped Atobe, but he didn't see the "person" he was looking for, Akashi Seijuro didn't Talking, but Daisy leaned over with a malicious expression on her face.

"Madam said she was waiting for you at the old place." As if afraid that he would not understand, Daisy cleared her throat and said very seriously, "It is the place where you are 'very handsome', sir."

"... Seijuro." Akashi Seitomo glanced at Daisy and then turned directly to his son, whose back was facing the door. The boy in front of the chessboard turned his head when he heard the words, and then heard his father say...

"Take care of your own woman."

"Oh." The young Akashi cloud raised the corners of his lips calmly, "You too, my lord father, these years have been really hard work."

Father turned around and staggered suspiciously.

The author has something to say: Zuo Dashi wrote a little story about Akashi's parents, anyway, I just made up my mind at will, everyone can enjoy it [Hello]

Finally, I would like to say that being a parent is really not easy. A lot of things have happened recently. Every time I see my dad, I feel sad_(:з」∠)_