[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

There are two bears, three or four witches, five or six teenagers... how busy Akashi's house has been recently.

It happened to be the weekend, and the army of maids carefully selected by the housekeeper finally came into use. They were busy at Akashi's mansion early in the morning, and by the time the young master's friends came on stage, all the preparations had been completed, except... the young master The faces of my friends are really ugly.

Just becoming a high school student is forced to experience the feeling of "being a father". Of course, the faces of the teenagers don't look good, but that doesn't seem to be enough to become a problem for Momoi Itsuki.

"Look carefully, this little baby is really super cute!"

Most girls like small and cute creatures. Although Nicole has magical powers, she looks like a human baby. Her skin is white and tender, and her round eyes look at ghosts and spirits, which is very annoying. people like it.

"Is that right? After all, her mother is the queen of our demon world." Daisy raised her eyebrows triumphantly as she pushed the shopping cart in the supermarket. Little Nicole was sitting in the cart holding a bag of pocky and tearing it vigorously Put it in your mouth.The baby, who was born just a few days ago, has already grown two rows of teeth. He bites the biscuit with a crisp sound, and his little face is full of happiness.

"Haha, she really likes human food." Daisy couldn't help reaching out and pinching the little guy's face, Nicole puffed her cheeks and turned her head away from her salty pig's hand.

"It's great to have a girl. I've thought about it before. When I get married, I must have a daughter." As if she didn't want to complain about the setting of the devil's daughter, Momoi Wuyue seriously discussed the issue of "adult", "Daisy, you will definitely have a daughter in the future, right?"

The person who asked the question spoke suddenly, but the witch who was asked seemed to pick it up quickly without any surprise.

"Of course! I've already found a good son-in-law!"

"Hey, hey——you won." Momoi drew his voice in surprise, "Then, whose son are you looking for?"

"Well, it's a boy born to a pair of good-looking parents, and it's almost time to be born..." Thinking of the Qixi God who was just reincarnated far away, Daisy suddenly thought of a serious problem, "Ah, When my daughter comes out, will he be too big?"

"...you're following her before he was even born?" Momoi felt that he had to vomit, "Speaking of which, how are you and Akashi doing? When do you plan to get married?"

"...Wait until my dad wins back my dowry."

"……Hey?"

The girls' trip to the supermarket is proceeding happily and wonderfully, but the teenagers are not so lucky. At least Nicole is still a snack who can settle down as long as she is given food, but Yan Wang is already a A textbook-like tsundere, crybaby and a little... stupid boy.

The point is, he's the son of the Demon Lord, a huge destructive weapon that can start a fire if he's not happy.

To round it up, that is a disgrace.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The amusement park was crowded on weekends, and the young couples on a date and the young people who walked together in twos and threes were very harmonious among a group of parents and elders with children, but six boys came to the amusement park with the same child, no matter what It's all too eye-catching...

"1, 2, 3, rock paper scissors!"

Accompanied by screams one after another, the six boys gathered in front of the jumping machine, eager to guess their fists, and the five scissors went towards the only cloth. As soon as the results came out, the four boys showed signs of "coming alive" expression, the only one who lost walked towards the jumping machine with a sad face, only the red-haired boy kept a calm smile all the time.

"Ryota, I believe you will come back alive."

"Little Akashi! You are a curse!"

The blond boy almost jumped, swallowed hard, and then lowered his head to carefully check the "Erna" wristband on his wrist, and then mustered up the courage to hold the hand of the boy in front of him.

"Let's go, little guy, I'll accompany you to the jumping machine."

"I don't call you a little guy, I'm Lord Flame King!" The boy who was called the little guy had short, straight green hair, and looked up at Kise with his arms crossed and haughty.

"Okay, Master Yanwang, don't you want to do this? Let's go?" The blond boy changed his words politely.

"Wait!" The boy grabbed Kise's arm with his arms around his chest, and swallowed nervously, "Then...those humans have been screaming, is this thing scary?"

"It's not scary, but it's probably a little exciting." Seeing that his brazen appearance looks like a normal human boy, Kise couldn't help but smile, "Anyway, you just need to close your eyes and it will be fine." , it will pass soon."

"Then why do you still have to guess..."

"Ah, that's because..."

No teenage boy wants to take children in an amusement park!And this is not an ordinary boy, but a miraculous child who would really get burned if he accidentally cried out. I can only bite the bullet.

"Because they are afraid of heights." Kise Ryota kindly decided not to hurt the little devil's fragile heart, and then smiled and reached out to him, "Let's go little guy, if you can stop crying later, I will take you Go and have fun."

"Ben... I believe you once."

Seeing that the boy hesitated, he still extended his hand to Kise, and the teenagers who had retreated to the crowd not far away gave their blessings.

"Hey, little Chizi, won't Xiaohuang be burned?" Ziyuan muttered lazily while eating the pieces.

"It's hard to say, Gemini has the worst fortune today." Midorima pushed his glasses habitually.

"What the hell, didn't you say that I was the last one?" Qingfeng frowned.

"Parallel." Midorima said indifferently.

"Is there anyone else to accompany this kind of thing?" Qingfeng complained unconsciously, but he didn't seem to care about it, he just lazily put his hand behind his head, "Well, anyway, that guy has that big snake to accompany him, so he probably won't die. "

"Speaking of which, why did Akashi take in the son of the Great Demon King?" Midorima looked suspiciously at Akashi who was watching the play aside. The latter was obviously in a good mood, leaning on a guardrail in the amusement park with one hand, leisurely watching the jumping building Hearing the question, he turned his gaze back to Midorima.

"Before he was the son of the great devil king, he was the son of my mother's deceased person first, but this is not easy to refuse." The red-haired boy explained with a serious face and seemed apologetic, "Because I only teach children how to learn. But I don’t know how to play with him, so I asked you to help me.”

What he said seemed to be asking them to do something. It was rare for Akashi to lower his stance like this. Naturally, it was hard for them to dwell on this issue any longer. Only Midorima frowned suspiciously.

"Is there anything you're not good at, Akashi?"

"Although I don't want to admit it, but there is." Akashi spread his hands calmly, "I think even with the help of the power of the devil, I should not be able to give birth to a child."

"..." Seeing him telling jokes in such a serious manner, the old friends felt very uncomfortable.

"Ahem..." Heizi, who had been silent for a long time, cleared his throat to break the silence, "Why did you come to the amusement park?"

"...Sorry, when it comes to children's things, all I can think of is amusement parks. It says so in the book." Akashi's words were very serious, and he noticed that the eyes of the people in front of him were a little weird. He asked suspiciously, "...isn't it?"

"...Although it's just a suspicion, Akashi, what are you and your witch's name...the one with a super figure?" Aomine muttered disapprovingly, "Didn't you go on a date?"

"Her name is Daisy Haider." Midorima added seriously, "I guess not. After all, Akashi is not someone who knows how to date."

Actually no, because Daisy has been a very self-sufficient maid since she was a child. When Akashi was trapped by a huge amount of study, she could chat with earthworms in the garden all day and see her every night. When she was young, she always had endless gossip and stories about the garden, and there were more "new friends" every day...

It seems that in the consciousness of the witch, the concept of Akashi's house has not been stepped out. Although he and she are much freer in various aspects now, in Akashi's memory, every time Daisy goes out, there is almost something to do. For a date... I really haven't had one.

"So...young master, you leave those five people and Master Yanwang behind, and just take me out...'date'?"

After purchasing from the supermarket, the butler directly informed the young master that he had something to look for her. Daisy entrusted Nicole to Momoi and got into the car in a daze. After arriving at the destination, she found that the young master was alone, and the word that the young master said...was Has she been hallucinating from being too tired to take care of the baby recently?

"Master." The maid sat up straight and reached out to touch the forehead of the boy opposite, "Did you get sick from being burned by Master Yan Wang?"

"It was just a whim." Akashi stretched out his hand and pulled her hand off with a good temper. "Recently, you have been taking care of those two brats. It's a reward... Is there any place you want to go?"

"A date...wait." Daisy withdrew her hand and took out her mobile phone to search quickly. She is now more and more enthusiastic about the Internet, and many things that she has never touched are directly searched from the Internet, although Akashi thinks it is not There will be no constructive answers.

"Dining and shopping... I did it with Wuyue just now, ah, yes." Daisy's eyes lit up, she raised her phone and shook it in front of Akashi, "Master, shall we go to the movies?"

...Sure enough, nothing was achieved.

"What movie to watch?"

"The theatrical version of King Neptune, I originally planned to go to see it in May...Speaking of which, the young master doesn't seem to have been to a movie theater?"

"Is that important?" Akashi frowned, "Have you never been there before?"

"I've been there." Daisy raised her eyebrows triumphantly, "Sometimes the elementary school in the devil world will show large-scale educational films about the history of the big devil's youth. When I was young, I still wondered where the person next to the big devil seemed to be. I've seen it, now that I think about it, it turned out that it was my dad..."

... completely unable to muster up the energy to complain.

"It's King Neptune, right? Let's go." Akashi opened the door and got out of the car, turned around and held out his hand to Daisy. The latter had just put away his phone and was about to get out of the car, when the phone rang suddenly, and it was Momoi on the caller ID In May, she hurriedly pressed the answer button.

"Daisy! When are you coming back, Nicole? She needs a diaper change, but she won't let anyone else touch her, and she's crying until the whole yard is flooding!"

"..."

At the same time, the boy's wailing came from Akashi's cell phone.

"Little Akashi is bad! Your son burned down the haunted house in the amusement park!"

So, people with children - make an appointment with a ghost!

"Master, let's talk about the movie next time, I'm going home first!" After hanging up the phone, Daisy disappeared in front of Akashi without even giving Akashi a face.

"Master?" The driver opened the door suspiciously and got out of the car to look at Akashi. The boy hung up the phone with a good-tempered expression and sat back in the car again.

"Go back to the amusement park."

When Akashi returned to the amusement park, there was a lot of chaos in the park because of the fire in the haunted house. Fortunately, the fire was extinguished in time. Only the haunted house and surrounding facilities were forced to temporarily suspend. The tourists were resting in a safe area. Found Kise and the others in the corner of the crowd.

"what happened?"

"I didn't know that the son of the Great Demon King would be afraid of ghosts." The corner of Huang Lai's mouth twitched, "He's fine even though he jumped off the building."

The devil's son who is afraid of ghosts sounds really inferior, and the boy who feels that he has lost face is squatting in the corner and trying to pretend that he does not exist. How can there be the aura of a little devil in his negative and timid appearance?

"Stand up." Akashi stood still in front of the boy, Yan Wang rubbed his red eyes from crying, and looked at him pitifully.

"This king has embarrassed his father again..."

"... Your 'king father' probably doesn't care about such things." This sentence is sincere and true.

"Nonsense, my father always said that Beru and I don't have the aura of a big devil, and even little Nicole is not as good. If this continues, the demon world will usher in the first queen...The father keeps his word."

What this kid said and the one he knew...are they really the same Great Demon King?

"That guy who always destroys cards when playing mahjong, just listen to what he said, but I'm curious, what is it that scares you?" Akashi asked patiently. He started to look at Akashi.

"That...before I came to your house, the king followed his mother to pay homage to an 'old friend' of hers. The king knows that the photo is placed there, which means that the human is dead, right?" The boy rubbed his eyes in confusion , "But I clearly saw the human being in the photo just now, and she was still winking at me... Hey? What's wrong with you?"

Without saying a word, Akashi picked up the phone and dialed a number. It took a long time for the call to be connected, and a woman's elegant and somewhat lazy voice came from the other end.

"It's really strange that you would call me, Akashi-kun."

"Excuse me, Mrs. Skylark, there is a 'someone', I want you to meet."

"Okay... ah wait, I'll go ask for instructions." Seemingly understanding what he was talking about very quickly, Lianzi covered her phone and turned to look at someone who was watching over her son's meal, "I need to go to Tokyo for something, you Is it okay to watch my son at home alone?"

"...Take him with you." Someone's only request.

"Okay..." Mrs. Hibari reluctantly let go of her hand and turned to the phone, "I'm leaving in two days, before that, Akashi-kun, don't try to get close to that 'person' yourself."

"Thank you."

After hanging up the phone, Akashi straightened his face and walked towards the anxious teenagers, Kise immediately came over.

"Speaking of which, the haunted house has been destroyed, so you need to pay for it?"

"Don't worry." Akashi Yun said calmly, "I bought this place on the way here."

"That's amazing, as expected of a rich man." Qingfeng whistled.

"As long as I'm responsible for speaking, there will be demons to pay for it." Akashi smiled and raised the corners of his lips, "I'm not doing good deeds, and I always get paid for helping him look after his children."

"...Then why are we tired all day?"

"...experience as a father?"

Hey—is Akashi getting more and more deceptive?