[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Encounter on a narrow road 3

Yamato Lianzi grew up in the shrine. She doesn't remember when she can see the spirit body, but it has been like this since she can remember.At first, she also asked her parents and relatives, but the generations in the family did not have this ability. She thought it was just a little girl talking nonsense. After a long time, Lianzi also discovered that only she could see those strange shadows, and because of her situation Feeling puzzled, her parents were worried every day, so the girl stopped talking about ghosts, and gradually developed a habit of turning a blind eye when seeing ghosts.

After all, she can only see it.

At the beginning, the girl dug out the soul-relief song from the storage room of the shrine. She originally sang it to strengthen her courage, but unexpectedly found that it had the effect of calming down ghosts. And get a job.

To be precise——

"Miss Yamato, I'm sorry to make such a request to you, but for the sake of Mr. Skylark, please be sure to stay here. All the necessities of life will be taken care of by our discipline consortium. In addition, the amount of subsidy you can get every month... You can see that ?"

——Is this scene considered...to be fostered?

Yamato Lianzi was stunned for a long time at the string of zeros on the check before raising his head to look at the nose of the plane in front of him.

"... Is it so expensive for Mr. Yunshou to sleep?"

"Yes, nothing is more important than Master Yunshou's sleep quality."

Because the big demon king of Bingsheng will run away at any time if he doesn't sleep well.

"But if it's just sleeping, there are many ways..."

"No, I have tried sleeping pills, hypnosis and even despiritualism in secret. Not only did it not work, the sleeping pills also made Mr. Gong have a fever due to rejection. The hypnotist was beaten to death. The despiritualist basically even The door can't even get close..."

The sky and the earth are big, but nothing is bigger than Master Yunshou's self-esteem.

"Oh……"

"Please!" The voice of the plane's head suddenly amplified, and he knelt down in front of her with his head deeply on the ground, and the row of plane heads behind him also made the same movement at the same time, such a great gift Let Yamato Lianzi be stupid.

These people... have investigated it, right?I know that she is a soft-hearted person.

"That..." She rubbed her sore shoulder with embarrassment. Being pressed down to sleep for a night is not such a pleasant experience. Although the scene in front of her seems to be beyond her ability to refuse, what should be protested is still to be protested of.

"Can I sleep on it?"

"Huh?" Cao Bi raised his head, and had a momentary unharmonious association with the woman's question, but he caught a glimpse of his boss at the door from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly knelt down and went back guiltily.

"That is to say, my function is a 'cushion' for him, right? Can you change my position and let me be on it?" Not aware that the atmosphere was wrong, the woman frowned and muttered, "I was pressed all night, and now my whole body hurts. Terrific...huh?"

Before she finished speaking, she felt herself floating in the air suddenly, and Liezi turned her head in surprise, facing Kamibari Kyoya with a displeased expression.He picked her up with one hand, frowned and looked up and down, his eyes seemed a little puzzled, but more dissatisfied with her hesitation.

"Yes." He said suddenly, the pilots on the ground hadn't recovered yet, but Lianzi understood that he was answering her previous question.

"Thank you very much, Lord Jinzhu." She smiled kindly, "Can you let me down now?"

Skylark was silent for a long time, and as soon as he said "I'm sleepy", the plane heads disappeared into the room immediately, and Lianzi was slightly frightened by the high efficiency again, and then he was suddenly hugged by someone.

"Hey..." Seeing the big benefactor hugging her and walking straight towards the bed, she blinked, "Are you going to start working in broad daylight?"

"Don't make noise." Yunque lay on the bed with her arms around her waist. This ambiguous and charming movement gave this person a sense of ascetic heartbeat. Lianzi's ears turned red slightly, but this person's eyes closed Immediately fell asleep, and Yamato Lianzi stayed on him for a long time before making sure that he was asleep, and raised his head to observe quietly.

His dark circles are much lighter than when he first saw them, but some traces can still be seen. Even in his sleep, his tightly wrinkled brows prove that the quality of this person's sleep is really worrying, and he can feel the ring around her waist Slowly tightening her hands, she quietly stretched out her hand and stroked his brow lightly.

"Drip..."

The message notification sounded suddenly, interrupting Yamato Lianzi's memories. The woman turned over on the tatami and took out her mobile phone, and saw the excited speech of the young girl who was said to have saved her the day before yesterday.

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: I saw the proprietress' big benefactor!It's a handsome man!

Long-term purchasing agency for all kinds of peripherals of adults in the department [official certification]: the picture above!

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: I didn't have time to shoot...

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: ...is this face pretty?I took a candid shot before. (with photos)

Long-term purchasing agent for all kinds of peripherals of Ajibu-sama [official certification]: Fucking beauty!Boss, do you want to cooperate with me in selling merchandise?Very profitable!

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: No need, I want to live a few more days.

The group leader is mentally handicapped: You are already looking for death by posting the photo of the skylark!

Baseball is so fun: Hey, it's been a long time since I saw Skylark, is it paler than the last time I saw it?

Frog quack quack: Hey, this photo was taken well, I want to secretly hide it in my wife's phone, so I'm mad at Pineapple head.

The group leader is mentally handicapped: ... Is war going to start again?

[Extreme praise, invite Kyoko to agree to marry me (exclamation point x3) into the chat room]

Kyoko agrees to marry me (exclamation point x3): I'm getting married! ! ! ! ! !

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: Congratulations!Hey, this id...is that the person I thought it was?

Kyoko agreed to marry me (exclamation point x3): Miss Yamato!Kyoko's makeup and styling will be left to you!

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: But I...

The group leader is mentally retarded: Judaime, although I didn't mean to throw cold water on you, but if you want the proprietress to attend your wedding, you must first deal with that guy Hibari.

Frog Quack: Yeah, that guy sure isn't interested in going to any wedding.

Jingzi agreed to marry me (exclamation point x3): Nani?What happened to Yamato-san and Hibari-senpai?

Great praise: the proprietress is now the woman that Lark is taking care of.

Jingzi agreed to marry me (exclamation point x3): Huh huh? ! !Support!Did I see something incredible!Is that what I thought it was!Is it is it?Skylark-senpai looks so ascetic, but unexpectedly he is also a real man...

Purchasing all kinds of peripherals for Mr. Jibu for a long time [Official Certification]: I have a hunch that there will be a tragedy when the "Skylark Senior" sees the speech just now.

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: the people who don't know the truth quietly popped up 1

Jingzi agreed to marry me (exclamation mark x3): ...I didn't say anything!I'm off to see the wedding dress!

The group leader is mentally retarded: I also went to prepare a wedding gift for Judaime!

Frog croaking: I'm going to process the photo. Hehe.

The chat room became cold again for a while, Daisy sat in the car and turned her head sideways, looking at the young man who was resting with his eyes closed.

"Master, who is this Kyoko who promised to marry me (exclamation mark x3)?"

"It should be the boss of Pengelie's tenth generation. There is news that he is getting married."

"Hey, the boss of the mafia is unexpectedly very easy-going." Daisy stared wide-eyed, "But if he gets married, isn't Hibari Kyoya, as the guardian, bound to attend?"

"If Skylark is a normal person, it is."

"Oh..." That means Skylark is quite special.

Thinking of the man she saw that day, Daisy frowned and ended the topic. The car just stopped at a certain place, and the witch glanced at the scenery outside the car window inadvertently, and her eyes lit up instantly.

"This shrine is so beautiful!"

"..." Did she forget that she was set to be a devil?

"Humans always think that these sacred things must be effective against all evils. In fact, it is wrong. There are different types of evils, and there are different ways to fight evils. Otherwise, why would there be exorcists, spiritual masters, and demon catchers? If there is such a difference, it might as well be called the Evil Master or something like that.”

It sounds so reasonable... Akashi slightly opened his eyelids and looked at Daisy, whose eloquence has become more and more surprising recently.

"So the shrine has no deterrent effect on you?"

"The shrine is originally a place to restrain ghosts and gods, and I don't believe in gods, so I don't care which green onion it is." Haidier's witch looked fearless, "It's better to say that even if it's a god, if it provokes me, I will still slap... Ah! "

"..."

Facts have proved that even demons will be punished for blasphemy.

"There are many shrines in this place, so don't talk nonsense." He reached out and handed her the tissue, "Otherwise, you can stay here and wait for me."

Because of the maid in front of him, Akashi Seijuro now believes that everything is possible in this world.Although he doesn't believe in gods, he doesn't have the secondary mentality of wanting to confront gods.

After all, Akashi Seijuro's principle is not to fight uncertain battles, and he still has reservations about everything he has never been in contact with.

"It doesn't matter! The God Realm has nothing to do with us, they can't control me." Daisy opened the door and got out of the car, "But young master, what exactly are you going to the shrine for?"

"Skylark's subordinates are here to talk about things." The red-haired boy stood on the steps at the entrance of the shrine and looked up, "Daisy, can you see what kind of god is here?"

"I can't see it. Gods like to pretend to be mysterious, but the teacher said that it's just a way for some weak gods to show off... Ahh!" Daisy jumped up the last step, But the soles of her feet suddenly slipped, and the witch lost her balance and swayed back and forth. She was about to fall, and Akashi quickly reached out to grab her arm, but was pulled down on the spot by the witch's uncontrollable force.

"boom"

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground made the plane heads who were in charge of guarding the door quickly surround them. Seeing a man and a woman tangled up on the ground, Tetsuya Kusakabe, the plane chief who has become very used to facing such scenes recently, lowered his face knowingly. head.

"For disturbing Master Akashi, we will leave first..."

"Wait." Akashi sighed helplessly. With Daisy, things that exceeded expectations happened every day. Although he didn't need to explain to these people, he didn't want to be humiliated by Hibari at the beginning .

"It's not what you think." He got up and pulled up Daisy who was on the ground. The maid habitually stepped forward to pat the dirt on the boy's body while muttering something, Akashi remained a little helpless the whole time But the attitude of letting her go, what a beautiful and sad picture in the eyes of the plane leaders opposite.

I don't know why... recently there have been more shows of affection.

"I understand, it's only natural that this happens." Tetsuya Kusakabe shook his straight and shiny nose in front of Akashi, and said expressionlessly, "After all, this is the most effective shrine for seeking marriage."

"Huh?" The maid who had just helped Akashi tidy up her clothes suddenly turned her head and said desperately, "Is Skylark anxious to get married?"

"..." Sure enough, she shouldn't be let out of the car.