[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Encounter on a narrow road 1

When Daisy finally got Akashi's approval to buy a new mobile phone, the witch also ushered in her first vacation in the human school.

The vigorous vampire attack incident finally ended peacefully. The vampire Betty got his wish and lay down in the mausoleum of the royal family in the Demon Realm.I don't know who has the supernatural powers. When the boys returned to their original state, they also cast a large-scale memory erasing magic. Basically, all Teiko students have forgotten this magical memory, except... the regular candidates of the Teiko Basketball Club .

The Momoi girl was puzzled by this, and Daisy thought it was just her young master who was being funny again, Akashi Seijuro laughed and didn't express any opinion on this... In fact, he didn't have time to express his opinion.

Things should go back to that day, although Betty Bullard's request was not too much, but the Great Demon King has always been an unreasonable player.

"Then let me win you once." He said to Akashi Masaki.

"reject."

The people in power in the Akashi family rejected the request without hesitation. The big devil insisted that he would compete on the spot, and then the father was successfully stimulated by his son's sentence "It's okay if you lose", and finally took Picked up the handle to play old-age games, and it was the first time Akashi Seijuro discovered that his father...was quite good at playing.

Long-term purchasing agency for all kinds of peripherals of Mr. Ajibu [Official Certification]: So what?Who won in the end?

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: ... the big devil really played the game really badly!He lost 9 games in a row, and in the end it was the young master who helped him cheat.

Purchasing all kinds of peripherals for Mr. Jibu for a long time [Official Certification]: Haha, this can be expanded, is your master not angry?

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: I didn't say anything, I don't know how upset he was, he didn't look good towards the young master, this time it was even worse, he arranged a business trip for the young master at the beginning of the summer vacation, so to speak It sounds good to exercise ability, to put it bluntly, it is kicked out of the house to fend for itself.

Purchasing all kinds of peripherals for Mr. Jibu for a long time [official certification]: You are stupid, business trip = travel at public expense... Hey, is that why your location is displayed in Bingsheng?

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: well, I wanted to complain before, why does your id look like a marketing account?

Purchasing all kinds of peripherals for adults in the department for a long time [official certification]: It was originally a marketing account!My boss is my God of Wealth, in various aspects... Hey wait, the boss called me, I will retreat first.

Amy Dora, who claimed to not have a mobile phone, threw her mobile phone back into the witch's exclusive four-dimensional pocket on her chest just before Atobu stepped into the door. Daisy here waited for a long time with her mobile phone and did not get any news, so she was bored. He put away his mobile phone and looked at the boy who was studying something seriously at the computer.

"Master, you have been looking at the computer since you arrived here, when are we going out to play?"

"When I'm done with this," Akashi quickly flew his hands over the keyboard, "This place is not safe, don't run around by yourself."

"Tch, Oscar ran out to play early in the morning." The witch rolled her eyes looking at the empty curtains, the phone rang again suddenly, she lowered her head and swiped open the screen, and the news that popped out made her eyes light up.

It’s Yamato, not Nadeko: The coordinates are in the women’s restroom on the second floor of the Central Plaza in Namori Town. I seem to be targeted. Is there any nearby friends to support me?

Daisy was originally a fan of Two-dimensional. Before, she used to use Akashi's computer every now and then to read manga and self-yy. Recently, she finally got a mobile phone. She can browse various online social platforms like a fish in water.The name of the chat room that Amy joined was "All Things", and it wasn't a group of fans who watched "X Soul" too much, but there really was such a studio.

The creator of the chat room is the owner, secretary and part-time worker of this studio—in short, she is an all-round professional woman who handles the whole set by herself. It is said that she can successfully complete any commission except murder and arson.Most of the other people in the group were her former customers or fans. Originally, everyone would call her "Sister Nadeko" according to the group owner's ID. One day, after the group leader suddenly said "I was adopted for some reason", the group responded to her. Her title was upgraded to "Boss Wife".

The group leader is mentally retarded: Oh, isn't this the proprietress?Finding a big benefactor doesn't even care about the job, what kind of wind is this blowing today?

According to Daisy's observation, the person "the group leader is mentally retarded" is definitely against the group leader. No matter what the group leader says, he will say a few words, but he should not be a bad-hearted guy, so he just bluffs every time Huh twice, when the group leader has something to do, he will still help awkwardly.

Speaking of which, since being "nurtured", the proprietress really hasn't appeared much.

Frog croaking: Although I really want to see the bustle of the proprietress, but unfortunately I am in Italy now...

Le Lexuan Ramen is now on sale: Madam Boss, hurry over after I finish delivering this takeaway! !

Awesome ghost: Upstairs, my uncle's ice cream is almost melting, you should come quickly.Ma'am, where is your big benefactor?

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: ... fell asleep, I came out to catch my breath while he was asleep, but I didn't expect to be targeted.

The group leader is mentally retarded: I'm not that group of people, am I?They're after you?

Baseball is fun: what's wrong?Am I missing something?

The group leader is mentally retarded: You are late, baseball idiot, last time those guys found it and took it, they must have believed the rumor, thinking that the proprietress is Lark's woman.

It seems that "the group owner is mentally retarded" is not only very familiar with the proprietress, but also with the proprietress' patron, but it turns out that the patron's name is "Skylark", this name... Hey, where did I hear it?

Baseball is fun: ahaha, those people pills.

Frog croaking: I will not say that it is a certain pineapple head who spread this rumor, it is very shameful to betray the master.

Daisy already knew that the master of "Frog Quacking" and the proprietress' big benefactor had a bit of a holiday, but this routine is too routine, right?

The group leader is mentally handicapped: This is already an open secret, but the question is, did someone really fall for it?

Awesome ghost: Boss lady, you go straight up, show off your hundred-step piercing marksmanship!

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: The gun has been confiscated long ago, and I'm wearing a yukata and clogs in the women's bathroom, with only a mobile phone in my hand...

Baseball is fun: call Skylark and ask him to save you.

It's Yamato, not Nadeko: No, it's over if he finds out that I've sneaked away. I have to go back before he wakes up and make an appointment with Mr. Airplane Head.

Purchasing all kinds of peripherals for Mr. Abu for a long time [official certification]: Hey, you look like such a small woman, you are not the proprietress I know!Don't be cowardly, just go!

The young master didn't pay me my salary today: the marketing account upstairs!Didn't you just say retreat!

Long-term purchase agent of Mr. Jibu's various peripherals [official certification]: Hey, he just asked me to find something for him, and I will come back after I find it.By the way, aren't you in Bingsheng?Go help the lady boss!

"That's right..." Daisy murmured into the phone, her heart fluttering, she took out the phone map to locate the central square, and found that the distance was surprisingly close.The witch closed the phone and took a peek at Akashi, then quickly ran to the window, and was about to jump off when Akashi, who had been turning his back to her, suddenly turned around.

"what are you going to do?"

"Hey, Oscar hasn't come back for so long, I'm a little worried to go and see."

"Worried about it tearing down the square?"

"... Well, this makes sense, but if some exorcist or monk appears, it's not good for Oscar to be exposed." Daisy racked her brains to make up her lines, "I heard Amy say that there are demons here. The density is higher than in Tokyo, and there are many exorcists."

"Because there are more buildings in the old era, the number of shrines is also quite considerable." Akashi said lightly, "Compared to that, you don't have to go out, Agares has already returned."

"How can there be... Huh!" Daisy jumped up and looked at the door. Hell Husky seemed very satisfied with his body shape when he was born, no matter how strong his magic power became, he would not let his mimicry become bigger. Rarely has it become taller, but the point at this moment is that it is carrying a woman on its back.

Wearing a yukata and clogs, a woman who seems to have been hit by something on her shoulder is bleeding.

Baseball is so fun: I called Skylark just now...Where are you now, lady boss?

Awesome ghost: What the hell happened just now? !Uncle Ben went to the bathroom just now, why did the second floor collapse suddenly?Yiping, are you still alive? ! !

The group leader is mentally handicapped: Oops... An accident is about to happen, I'm going to tell Lord Judaime!

Not knowing that the chat room exploded, Daisy was frightened by the scene in front of her and sat down on the ground. Oscar shook his head and put the injured woman on the ground. Cute husky cubs.

"Agares, you're picking things up again." Akashi closed the computer and walked forward, narrowed his eyes and looked at the woman on the ground, and was stunned, "...where did you pick this up?"

"Woof!" Master, this woman is useful.

"...I know it works."

As soon as the words fell, the door was kicked open. Daisy just recovered from the shock, and saw rows of black guns pointing at her and Akashi. The witch subconsciously stood up in front of Akashi, squinting. From the first glance, it seems to be a mass-produced aircraft head.

"who?"

"I found it. It's on the fourth floor of the hotel here." The leader of the plane raised his mobile phone in one hand and the gun in the other, but his eyes suddenly went dark, and he raised his head, just in time to meet the witch's flying kick without hesitation.

"crash"

"pat"

The sound of raising and kicking legs quickly spread in the room, accompanied by the wailing of the black-clothed aircraft heads one after another, and soon only Daisy and Akashi were left standing, and the witch put down her feet and snorted displeasedly .

"It doesn't matter who you are, you are not allowed to point a gun at my young master."

"Daisy..." Akashi's voice was interrupted by a person who suddenly appeared at the door. The man in the black suit had thick short black hair, his slender eyes were slightly narrowed, and there were faint signs of darkening in his eyes. .

Well...beautiful man.

Daisy swallowed silently, the man looked past the woman she had fallen on the floor, and then slowly raised his head to look at Akashi, the irritability in his eyes became more and more obvious, and there was a hint of danger.

"What are you doing? Don't let my young master think about it!" Daisy frowned, she caught a glimpse of the woman on the floor out of the corner of her eye, and hurriedly added, "Not even the proprietress!"

"Did you save this woman?" The handsome man's face seemed to be even more ugly, his eyes met Akashi, and the young man smiled and spread his hands.

"My pet just passed by, by the way."

"I don't like to owe people favors." The man said slowly, "The heir of the Akashi family? He Shengzhong came to see me two days later."

"It's an honor." Akashi raised his eyebrows, turned around and patted Daisy with a dull face, "Okay, let's go out to play with you."

"Wait...wait? He is Skylark? The master asked you to come here this time, that difficult business partner?"

"So what?"

"...I'm so envious of the proprietress, she wants to be taken care of by such a pretty face every day."

"No matter how beautiful it is, it will get boring."

"Yes? I haven't gotten tired of seeing the young master yet!"

"……To shut up."

Hey, Mr. Gong hasn't left yet—seeing his boss look like he's about to run away from lack of sleep, Tetsuya Kusakabe, the leader of the plane's head, looks bitter.

It's over, isn't he the one who made the decision to release Mr. Gong's "pillow"?