[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

Love of Abnormal Creatures 5

Yasuda, the housekeeper, was the first to notice that Daisy was missing.

Why did she disappear, where did she go, will she come back, when will she come back... Before he had time to ask these series of questions, his young master had already asked him to urgently recruit a few maids, and Mr. Yasuda suddenly had a feeling Moved by "finally waiting for this day", I went out to work again without saying a word.

After he left, the little maid who had monopolized the young master for a long time slowly crawled out of the young master's uniform pocket.

"Master, why do you need a maid? Isn't Daisy enough?"

"It's not enough in the eyes of others." Akashi said thoughtfully, his eyes fell on her, "Are you sure you still want to go to school? What if that vampire..."

"She has only half of her magic power now, and she was bitten by Oscar again. She will definitely not come after a short time." She grabbed her pockets with both hands and tried to poke her head out, "Daisy is a little worried about that ghost. , if she doesn’t go back to her own body, she will really die.”

"...Do you still have time to worry about others?"

"Don't worry, young master, don't human beings have a saying that 'the scourge lasts for a thousand years', a demon like Daisy has to live at least tens of thousands of years hehe."

"...Why live so long?" Akashi replied speechlessly, reached out and pushed her back into his pocket, and looked down at the little guy squatting at his feet.

"Agares, watch the house today and report any abnormalities in time."

"Wow!" Oscar shook his head to indicate that he received it, and then squatted on the floor to watch the red-haired boy gradually walk out of the room, and could hear the maid's idiot speech from a distance. very troubled.

"In this way, you can grow up with the young master until you are old! When the young master dies, I will wander around the world like Edison until the young master is reincarnated... Hey, then I can bully the young master again, how beautiful ah."

"What the hell is that, what comics have you read recently?" It sounds like such a bloody plot...

"xxxx is a god of fate, the male lead is with the offspring of the woman he loves, but it's not really counted..."

"I don't allow this kind of plot." Who knows who that reincarnation is.

"It's what he liked back then... hey? What did you say, young master?"

"Don't look for my reincarnation." Akashi squinted his eyes and muttered, "You've already been very annoying in this life."

"Young master is too much—"

What's wrong with you... Haidier is the race that has the closest characteristics to humans in the demon world, a famous short-lived ghost in the demon world, maybe she died earlier than you.

After reading the "Haidil" because he was bored, Oscar Agares said that the owner was really stupid because he was infected by Daisy.

******

Teiguang is eerily quiet today.

The recent turbulent ghost incidents caused Teikoku to panic for a while. Although the ghosts seem to have disappeared from Teiko in the past few days, the teenagers seem to have not recovered from the fright, and one by one they lost the youth they should have. Vitality and spirit, dull eyes, sallow complexion, and a dehydrated appearance, it looks like the body is weak caused by staying up late, but it is more like...

"Blood sucked?"

Maybe someone got wind of it after all. The boys in Class A of the third year couldn't help asking the rumored insider Akashi Seijuro about the reason for the incident. The red-haired boy frowned slightly with his chin in one hand.

"Is this phenomenon very common?" As Daisy said, the vampire is very weak now. If she replenishes her magic power by sucking blood, then the current phenomenon is indeed a bit intriguing.

"It's not very common. It is said that most of the people in Class C of the third year have asked for sick leave today..."

Sure enough, is it Ryota's class?

"Master Liang!" The little maid who had sworn to "never show her head" immediately crawled out of her uniform pocket, and tugged at the boy's sleeve with difficulty, "Master, go and see Master Liang!" What's wrong?"

"Ah! What's that? Elf?" Seeing the villain crawling out of Akashi's pocket, the boy in the same class took a few steps back in surprise. Because of his voice, other people followed him. The boys and girls in Class A immediately forgot their fear of vampires who didn't know the truth, and surrounded Akashi's seat in unison.

"...You read it wrong, it's just a figure." Akashi tore off the "figure" from his sleeve and put it on the table without changing his expression, "High-end products, don't touch them randomly."

The "figure" that consciously made a mistake straightened its body without any trace, showed the professional qualities that a high-end "figure" should have, and kept the posture of raising its hands motionless.

"Wow, it really is a figure of a rich man, it's so realistic!"

"Look at her hands moving!"

"Wow and those lashes, well done!"

"But I seem to have heard her talking just now?"

"...that's the alarm clock function." Akashi lowered his eyes and narrowed his eyes dangerously. The tense witch naturally felt the pressure, and almost lost her footing. Then she felt the boy's hand resting on top of her head, touching Dazed Mao gently pressed down hard.

"Snapped"

After the "switch" sound of the self-dubbed voice, Daisy opened her mouth reflexively: "Master, it's time to wake up, Master, it's time to get up! The sun is drying your ass!"

……

The audience was silent, even Akashi himself didn't expect that she would do this trick. After a long time, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

"Hahaha I didn't expect Akashi-kun to have such a hobby!"

"I always feel... so kind."

"It's completely different from the usual impression, so interesting."

"Akashi-kun is usually too distant..."

"And this figure looks like Dai..."

"...Class is on." Akashi put away the "figure" in his pocket with a cold face, lowered his head and opened the book to skip this topic, and the otaku sitting behind him stopped him with a look of expectation.

"Akashi-kun, where did you buy this figure?"

"...I found someone to order it."

"Hey? Do you have the contact information of that person? I'll pay whatever it is!"

Without saying a word, Akashi took out a very luxurious looking business card from the desk and handed it to the otaku. There was still a magical light shining, and the otaku trembled silently.

"Master, where did you get that business card? It's too gorgeous." The "figure" whispered in his pocket, and Akaspi raised the corners of his mouth with a half-smile.

"you guess."

"Then it must be Amy." Daisy whispered, "And she definitely got a kickback."

At this time, the boss's bodyguard group, who was shot inexplicably far away from Bingdi, is planning how to bring back the previous game at the resort.

"Boss, although you have been obedient and never encountered any setbacks since you were young, don't human beings have a saying that everything is destined by heaven."

"Amy, I thought about it...why are the demons on Akashi's side so useful, and the ones on my side are all idiots?" He threw the document in his hand on the table, "For example, the Snow Spider King , there is no performance at all."

"Boss, those are all hired with money, why do you think that money can solve everything?" The witch, who was full of making money, pushed the anti-radiation glasses on her face solemnly, "Master Akashi is using personality Charm has subdued the three-headed hellhound, but what about you boss, what else do you have besides money?"

"..." The boy's pretty brows were instantly frowned tightly. Although he was angry, the effect was different when someone with delicate facial features made it. Amy was stunned and cleared her throat.

"Oh yes, you are still handsome."

"...My uncle is thinking, you are also hired by this uncle with money, right?" Is this saying that she is useless?

"How could it be because of money, boss! Can't you see how much I love you?" Amy exclaimed, threw away all the documents in her hand, and immediately got together on the sofa and winked at Shangjibu's face, The boy who had just been hit gave her an indifferent glance, then picked up the document to cover her face.

"My uncle only saw the dollar sign."

"No way, it's obviously Japanese yen!"

"Look, you admit that you only have money in your eyes!"

"Hey boss, don't think so, think about it, you only have money, and I only like money, isn't this just right?"

"Hey, my uncle wants to change his bodyguard!"

Ah, it started again.

Huadi, who was ordered to serve tea, stood at the door facing the scorching sun, and her brain, which has never been able to think, made a rare decision on its own: let's go in later.

The tsundere theater of the Atobe family is still going on as before, but here Akashi Seijuro has fallen into a rare period of anxiety in his life.

On the bench in the lounge of the basketball hall, the blond boy was sitting upright and making a confession.

"I'm sorry, little Akashi, I really listened to you and didn't let her suck that yang energy, but not long after you left that day, she suddenly became transparent, as if she was about to disappear, I just endured it." Can't stop... But Miss Phantom has always been inseparable from me and has no contact with other students, why are they haggard when I am fine?"

Because that Miss Phantom couldn't bear to suck your blood at all, but she couldn't get out of the vampire's control...

"That vampire can suck blood without directly touching human skin. Master Kise is the link between her and humans. The more you go to a place where there are more people, the more she will absorb." Daisy popped her head out of her uniform pocket and looked up. He turned his head and looked at Akashi, "Master, if the scope of damage is really so large, the vampire might have recovered its magic power, and the school might..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a sudden exclamation, Akashi felt his eyelids twitch, and before the ominous premonition had time to jump into his mind, the next moment, the pink-haired girl opened the door and came in crying.

"Akashi-kun! Oda..."

"...It has become the same size as Daisy." "Pocket Fairy" Daisy Haidil looked happily at the little figure on Momoi Mayzuki's head.

"What's going on here?" The little Aomine boss slid along Momoi's hair to his shoulders unhappily, "Why did Wuyue become so big?"

"Ada, you have become smaller." Momoi said in a panic, "Also, when I ran over just now, the school was in chaos, it seemed that the boys were all reduced to this size, what kind of alien is this plot of aggression?"

Akashi turned to look at Kise without saying a word.

"Ah, I was wrong!" The blond boy immediately regretted deeply, but Akashi looked past him to the position behind him, and was about to say something when the phone rang suddenly.

After a very long absence, Akashi's face changed slightly when the phone call came from that person.

"Father, are you home yet?"

"Yeah, Seijuro, while I'm away, you seem to have kept something interesting at home?"

"Wow!" Oscar, who was squatting at the man's feet, brushed his sense of presence at the right time.

"You don't worry too much, it's just a smarter dog."

"I'm not talking about this hellhound... Well, forget it, compared to these, vampires are really difficult to deal with, right?"

"..." Why would that person know?