[Comprehensive] One hundred ways to lower IQ

What should I do if I find that there are more people in the bed when I am going to sleep?

Akashi Seijuro decided to go and do the physics homework again.

In fact, this scene is not unfamiliar, and was even familiar to Akashi Seijuro, because a certain bumpkin from the devil world has never seen thunderstorm weather, and every summer when there is lightning and thunder, he will come to grab the bed with him.

There are only bright nights and dark nights in the Demon Realm, and the occasional wind will only appear when some important person passes by. Therefore, when the world encounters continuous thunderstorms, Daisy refuses.She even lost her consciousness while half asleep and half awake, instinctively looking for the place where she felt safest - the young master's bed.

In the beginning, she touched the bed while he was asleep. When he was having trouble falling asleep due to nightmares, she crawled into bed and sang demon songs that seemed to embolden her, which unexpectedly made him sleep. As soon as dawn came, he pretended not to know and let her go.

Later, she gradually became courageous, and dared to run in when he was awake, and would not leave him. She would even get into the bed before he went to sleep, nicknamed "warming the bed for the young master", and forced him not to sleep. Get out of her sight, even tell her a story... stop.

He couldn't remember why he was so tolerant to her at that time. He remembered that he was used to acting as a good child in front of his mother at that time, but he was not such a kind person when his mother couldn't see it.

He once studied the method of killing demons, such as the silver sword stuck in the chest, and he even asked someone to buy a sword at a high price, but when he woke up in the middle of the night, he heard the girl in his arms muttering to herself, "Don't leave me behind. " voice, the heart seems to be pierced by something.

He threw the sword into the fountain in the yard, and when he returned to the room, there was still lightning and thunder outside the window, she whimpered as if she was about to wake up, her face was pale like a normal human girl, he was She stopped by the bed, but she suddenly opened her eyes in a daze.

"Master, is it dawn?"

"It's still early."

"Oh..." She resolutely gave up the fight with her eyelids and lay back, just as lightning happened to pass by outside the window, she suddenly got up and put her arms around his shoulders.

"Master, shall we go to sleep? Sleep together!"

"……it is good."

——But that was when I was a child!

"Master, the bed is warmed up, come to bed soon!"

There was a drawn-out voice from the maid behind him, and the person who was doing exercises inadvertently broke the pen in his hand, put his hands on the table and tightened them hard, trying to restrain the urge to lift someone out.

"Daisy, I'll give you one minute to get dressed and walk out, or I'll throw you out like this."

"Young master, I'm so rude, I have clothes on!" The "bed warming maid" jumped off the bed without saying a word, ran to the desk with bare feet, and pulled the clothes on her body unhappily. Pajamas", "And this is what you bought for me, young master."

Yes, he bought it according to a certain page of the magazine on a whim, but he didn't know that there were several sets of pajamas mixed in at the bottom of that page... The fork started from the thigh, although it was pure The color is black, but the transparency is simply outrageous. Two extremely thin suspenders are stuck on the maid's shoulders with difficulty, revealing the imminent——

Akashi Seijuro felt that life was full of traps.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

If you can't look up, you've lost to yourself, to that hateful magazine, and even to this idiot.

"It's nothing, it's just that I haven't slept with the young master for a long time, and I want to relive my old dream."

"That's called reliving old dreams."

"That's it, human beings are really troublesome." Daisy waved her hand indifferently, and then suddenly lay down on the other side of the table and looked down at someone's homework, "What homework is the young master doing so late?"

"physics."

"Oh, Newton."

"..." If you can't complain, you lose.

"Speaking of which, young master, do you still remember? When I was a child, my wife asked me to study with you. You kept asking me who this is and who that is. How did I know so many human beings! I was so mad..."

How can you not remember?That was the first time he knew that there were creatures in the world who could be so stupid. She took the same lessons as him every day. Although she didn't expect her to be able to keep up, she never expected that she would not be able to memorize even the most basic things.

"Who proposed the theory of evolution?"

"do not know."

"Then do you know who Newton is?"

"do not know."

"Kawabata Yasunari?"

"Who is that?"

It's fine if you can't remember, it was probably stimulated by his disgusted eyes, the next day she appeared in front of him with a plate of strange things, pointing to him one by one from left to right.

"This is Newton the earthworm, Darwin the frog, Mozart the oriole, oh yes, this is Madame Curie the swallow, I can't find it, did you clear the cockroaches yesterday?"

Akashi suddenly felt a little sorry for the giants.

"Master? Master?"

With white hands dangling in front of his eyes, Akashi suddenly came back to his senses, and his gaze followed the girl's hands unconsciously, just in time to see her stretching her hands to her chest, and then... pulling out a very delicate fan from it.

"Oh, it's so hot... what are you looking at, young master?"

When did your chest evolve into a four-dimensional pocket? ——Akashi really wanted to ask this question, but his physical development like a witch's foul made him short of breath. He held his breath hard, lowered his head and exhaled with difficulty, trying hard to read the exercises, but the words in front of him were one by one A strange transformation.

He saw several of them gathered together, forming little Daisies, small but all of them were very real, crawling through the homework along his arms and gradually covering his whole body, each one stretched open. With small mouths scrambling to shout "Master, Master"...

"Shut up!" He slammed the homework book and growled, almost scaring the maid who was fanning him.

"what happened?"

"...I'm going to bed." He turned off the desk lamp and stood up and walked towards the big bed. The maid behind him immediately put the fan back happily.

"Okay, okay!" Shouting, he quickly dodged into the bed, and patted the pillow next to him with one hand, "Master, come and sleep here."

"... Daisy." Akashi stood on the edge of the bed and looked down at her condescendingly. The maid turned her head to look at him happily, and heard her young master's voice sounded deeper than usual.

"I will give you one last chance, what is your purpose?"

"Sleep with the young master."

"Okay." Akashi sighed long, lowered his head and took out the rope he used in the morning from under the pillow, quickly tied her up with the quilt and pushed her aside, lying on the other half of the bed while the maid was whining, satisfied Looking at the tightly wrapped maid, she raised her eyebrows.

"You can sleep now."

"Master..." The wrapped up maid wanted to say something unwillingly, Akashi turned off the bedside lamp mercilessly, and as soon as he put his head on the pillow, he heard today's most critical line, "It is said on the Internet that you are called Mensao .”

"……what?"

""One Hundred Ways to Ask People to Do Things"." The maid murmured suspiciously in the dark, "It's strange, the Internet said that this trick is the most effective, and it said it was a test of appearance, and I even sent my photo to I asked, and they said that if the young master doesn’t get the trick, he’s either Mensao or gay..."

"Your photo? Where did it go?" A certain young master's attention was different from ordinary people, he sat up suddenly and turned on the bedside lamp, turned to look at someone, Daisy struggled to squirm, and poked his chin down .

"It's the social software on the phone. Miss May taught me how to play it a few days ago. Humans really... Hey, what are you doing, master?"

Daisy's chest, which was comparable to a four-dimensional pocket, was suddenly attacked. Daisy blushed and screamed, but Akashi's expression did not change at all. After groping for a while, he took out someone's mobile phone and saw the pattern on the desktop to unlock it. , he paused, stretched out his fingers and drew a complete square from the far right down and then to the left, the lock opened with a "tick", Daisy's eyes widened.

"Why does the young master know?"

"Your Erna always thinks he is a square." Akashi said with a cold face, quickly found the software with the blue bird pattern and opened it, and sure enough, he saw the photo of her wearing the current suit.

The looming black pajamas are slit to the root of the thigh, and the two extremely thin suspenders can't provide any cover at all. As a witch, her curves are more mature than ordinary human girls, especially this idiot also showed a very bright face to the camera. Smiley face, what is the accompanying picture of the photo—"Will the young master like it?"

"Your young master will explode."

"Haha, I agree. By the way, where is the chick from? Are you dating?"

"Wow, on time!"

There are still a steady stream of people who like it and even comment with an exclamation point. Akashi almost crushed his phone when he swiped too fast.He gripped the phone firmly, closed his eyes and took a deep breath—"Daisy Haider."

"Yes, Master!"

"The phone is confiscated."

"Hey?"

"Also, no matter what you said to Momoi from now on, you must report to me."

"what?"

"Finally, forget everything you've seen online, and right now, close your eyes and go to sleep."

"But Master..."

"I won't deduct your salary, go to bed."

"Really?" She poked her head out of the quilt and tried to get closer.

"Believe it or not, if you say one more word, I will take back the decision just now?"

"Good night, master!"

Although I don't know why the young master changed his mind at all, but I still feel that the mobile phone is indispensable, so I should find a chance to get the mobile phone back... A certain maid who got her wish was thinking absent-mindedly, completely unaware that her young master is completely After deleting the photo and traces of existence, the mobile phone was thrown into the depths of the pond in the yard.

"Gah..." Da Vinci expressed his grievance when he was about to get out of the pool for a breath in the middle of the night but was hit by a hard object on his toe.