When a superhero becomes a stickman

The author has something to say: Dear little angels, I’m sorry, because I don’t know how to write an ending, so everyone writes an ending, I hope you don’t dislike my procrastination qaq

The lights in New York came on for the second time, and Wanda's blurry face was reflected in the glass. She could hear her brother and girlfriend grabbing food in the kitchen from a distance - I have to say that this made her a little unhappy, because she always thought that That guy Quicksilver should be a little more gentlemanly.

But if this is how the two of them get along with each other every day, no one else has the right to intervene.

According to what Adele said, she will introduce the young man named Harry Osborne at dinner today, but according to the speed at which these two guys grab food, waiting for the late Osborne When the husband arrived, there was probably not much food left.

Wanda was staring at herself on the glass in a daze, and suddenly found that there was a human head in the blurred image, and it was obvious that they were on the nineteenth floor, and the appearance of this human head was obviously not so disturbing. Surprised.

What surprised Wanda even more was that the guy hanging upside down on the nineteenth floor stretched out his hand and opened the window not far from her, poked his head in very excitedly, and said in a happy tone: "You are Is Kuaiyin's younger sister? You are so beautiful!"

Although she had no idea who the guy in front of her was, Wanda stared vigilantly at the mask on his face, ready to push the guy off.

However, the thick-skinned guy stretched out an arm with great difficulty, and asked politely, "Excuse me, can I trouble you for a moment, my other arm may be broken..."

Wanda stepped away suspiciously.

After the other party climbed into the room with difficulty, he stretched out his hand and yelled in surprise: "It's great that I didn't break a bone!"

Wanda: "..."

Who is this guy?

A guy who climbs nineteen floors with his bare hands breaks a bone?

After crawling in, Peter stretched out his hand to Wanda and said shyly, "Hi Wanda, I'm Adele's friend."

Wanda held out her hand hesitantly.

From the folds on his mask, it can be judged that this guy is smiling, and he is smiling very hard.

If Adele was going to introduce her to Mr. Osborne, she would have to think about it.

It took Peter a long time to realize that he forgot to take off the mask, and quickly reached out to pull off the mask, smiling shyly at the beauty in front of him.

Wanda found that the young man was quite comfortable wearing the mask, but when he took off the mask, he immediately turned into a shy boy, and there was something cute about him.

So, Wanda, who was rarely interested in this guy, asked, "What were you doing outside?"

There must be a reasonable reason for swinging on high-rise buildings in New York at night, right?

Peter reached out and scratched the back of his head: "Oh, at first I was chasing a robber, but halfway through the chase I realized that the date was coming up, so I turned around and ran back, and it became this robber Chase me."

Wanda: "..."

Peter said happily: "But luckily, I got rid of him with a slop bucket! Although I didn't know and didn't hurt innocent people..."

Wanda: "Do you do this often?"

Peter hurriedly said, "No, no, it's the first time that someone has been chased and almost hurt innocent people."

After nearly 10 minutes, Adele, who was preparing dinner in the kitchen, realized that Peter had arrived, and poked her head out with a glass of drink: "Because Kuaiyin ate most of the delicious food, we decided to order takeaway , Wanda, you are busy opening the door—"

She poked her head out to have a look and found something was wrong.

Wanda had already had a good chat with Peter, with a big smile on her beautiful face.

Adele is a bit square.

No no no, she wasn't here to introduce Peter to Wanda, she didn't like the way things were going at all!

Adele rushed out of the kitchen, pulled Peter out, and pushed into the kitchen as hard as she could, smiling as much as possible: "Can you help Friday prepare dinner?"

Peter was visibly taken aback. "Is your dinner made by a robot? That's so—"

Adele slammed the door shut, and even the sound of his last words got caught in the crack of the door.

After finishing all this, Adele walked up to Wanda with a smile: "How was your chat just now?"

Wanda looked at her with her beautiful eyes and smiled happily: "Mr. Osborne is very humorous. He is even shy. I think he is very cute."

Rumble.

Like five thunderbolts, Adele was stunned on the spot as if struck by lightning.

However, she had already told Harry that she was going to introduce him to a girlfriend, and if she was robbed by Peter again at this time...

Although at that moment she really wanted to pounce on Peter and kill him, but her intuition told her that even if she wanted to blame, she should also blame Harry for being late at such a time.

Adele smiled as much as possible: "That fool just now wasn't Mr. Osborne. Mr. Osborne will be here soon. By the way, Mr. Osborne is much more handsome."

She had told Harry to come in the best suit and wished him a bouquet of red roses—no girl would be tempted, right?

Just as he was thinking, the doorbell rang, and Jarvis's gentle voice came over: "Miss Adele, Mr. Osborne is here."

Adele immediately greeted her and opened the door.

Look, look, this is the door that a gentleman should go through, how nice it is to walk in handsomely through the main entrance!Who wants to imitate Peter and climb windows at every turn—

Adele opened the door, intending to pull Harry in, but when her eyes fell on the person in front of her, she was completely stunned.

Harry's expression was obviously extremely tired, and the flowers in his hand were also stained with sewage. The handsome and clean white suit on his body had absorbed enough sewage at this moment, and he became extremely embarrassed.

... Who was pouring dirty water on him?

Harry looked like a wounded little beast: "I thought about going back to change clothes, but it was too late. A crazy person poured a basin of water when I got out of the car, and now I have a headache..."

At this time, Wanda's voice came from behind Adele: "Adele, is this Mr. Osborne?"

Harry looked up at her with a hurt look on his face.

Without thinking about it, Adele slammed the door shut, quickly turned the door behind her and pressed it firmly, and immediately said, "No, absolutely not!" She smiled at the bewildered Wanda: "We The robot at home often has problems!"

As Adele said, she pushed Wanda into the kitchen: "Go and visit the robot cooking~"

After dealing with Wanda, Adele quickly ran to the door, opened the door, and found the embarrassed Harry looking at her sadly as if he had been betrayed.

She was about to drag Harry away, only to find him holding a horrible rose in one hand and a new pizza box in the other.

After the two stalemate for a while, Harry slowly handed over the pizza box in his hand: "This is the takeaway that just arrived..."

Adele quickly took the pizza, threw it on the sofa, immediately took Harry's hand and walked out, carefully closed the door, quickly drew a new suit on the paper with a pen, and handed the suit to Harry After that, a new door was pulled out: "The inside is my bathroom. You can call me after you take a shower and dry your hair. I'll pick you up and come in through the main entrance, okay?"

The wounded Harry nodded sadly.

Adele: "Harry, I don't dislike you, but your appearance is very important..."

Regarding the question of whether Scarlet Witch will be involved with Spider-Man...

If things really develop like this, she probably will be strangled to death by the original film directors...

Harry threw the miserable bouquet of flowers into the trash can at the door, and opened the door heavily. After he stood there for three seconds, a scream came from inside.

Harry quickly closed the door and came out, leaning against the door firmly, looking at the dazed Adele next to him with a bloodless face: "I seem to know who the girl you are talking about is now."

Adele: "..."

Harry opened the door again and whispered, "I'm sorry."

After finishing speaking, he quickly closed the door and looked at Adele with tense nerves.

His hair was all wet against his face, and his originally vigorous eyes seemed dim at the moment. After taking a deep breath, he said slowly, "I think, I don't want to see this Wanda girl today... ..."

Adele didn't know what happened from the beginning to the end: "You tell me what you just... in the end..."

Harry lowered his head in frustration: "Oh, she seems to have got something on her body, so she's taking off her shirt to wash..."

Adele: "..."

Harry tried to argue: "But I had her back to me, and I really...didn't see it."

Adele: "..."

She said heavily: "No, Harry, you had a dirty face when you went in just now, and now I'm going to send you in with a clean body, and I promise you that she will never recognize you."

There was a glimmer of hope in Harry's desperate eyes: "Really?"

Adele resolutely opened another door, swearing: "Really. This is the bathroom in my room. After you dry your hair, wait for me in the room—"

……

This time, the two of them were stunned together.

Wanda, whose clothes were wet and couldn't be washed off, obviously wanted to find a dress from Adele's house to wear.

Stunned, Harry lowered his head and asked in a low voice next to Adele: "The two of us are completely screwed, aren't we?"