When a superhero becomes a stickman

A collection of brain holes: those things Adele did.

1.

[The boundless night in New York is particularly bleak, the dark sky is like a huge hood, spreading to the boundless world, the Stark Tower is dead silent, and even Adele's slight footsteps are particularly harsh. 】

Adele clearly sensed that something was wrong.Not only was the extremely quiet space making her feel uneasy, even the mood of the always "objective" subtitles was a bit wrong today.

Adele, who returned late, walked into the hall cautiously, but suddenly sighed in her ears.

So, realizing what happened, Adele bypassed the other people in the hall, went straight to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and asked, "Jarvis, I'm out of ice cream, Jarvis?"

There was silence.

[Tony with a cloudy face walked slowly to the kitchen door, leaned against the kitchen door quietly, and said in a hoarse and weak voice——]

"I'm sorry Adele, from now on, there will be no Jarvis."

[As if he was about to be crushed by the huge pressure, Tony took two heavy steps forward, the pain of losing Jarvis far surpassed——]

Adele took out a plate of watermelon from the bottom of the refrigerator, and asked while eating the seeds: "Jarvis's data was deleted by Ultron?"

Tony looked up at her heavily.

Adele looked at him calmly, and said in a tone of admonishing children: "I knew that something would happen if you mess around! Look at you! Lose Jarvis!"

While talking, he fumbled in his pocket and took out a small square box: "So I make several backups every day. Do you want Jarvis on June [-]th, or Jarvis on July [-]th?"

Tony: "...Jarvis's data is so large, how could you copy it in?"

Adele continued to eat melons: "Oh, I stole a large-capacity one from the rocket, and the technology there is more advanced."

So, ten hours later.

Jarvis: "Ultron, hello, I'm Jarvis. According to my analysis, the name Ultron is not very suitable for a program that intends to destroy the world. So, what do you think of me changing your remarks to Voldemort?"

The angry Ultron once again destroyed Jarvis mercilessly.

So, it was hours later.

Jarvis: "Ultron, hello, I'm Jarvis. According to my analysis, the name Ultron is not very suitable for a program that intends to destroy the world. So, what do you think of me changing your remarks to Voldemort?"

Ultron: "..."

2.

In the fall, Adele went back to mutant school again.

Alex is still studying mathematics, which he has studied for an unknown amount of time, and he chooses to confess to a girl every day, and summarizes the reasons for being rejected and the time when he was rejected every day.

Everything was the same as in the past, and the school continued to be peaceful and peaceful, until the end of September, Wanda came to the school to visit Kuaiyin.

[The beautiful woman is wearing a red jacket. This strange red dress is not at all inferior to her beauty. Compared with the silver jacket that makes Kuaiyin very cute, the red dress on the beauty takes advantage of her delicate body. The beauty of the skin, which is like flames, is shocking. 】

The first thing Wanda said when she saw Adele was: "I don't agree with you being together."

Adele: "????"

Wanda: "I don't know why, but I always have the illusion that I should have a boyfriend but I don't have one because of you. My hunch is always accurate, so I don't like you."

Adele: "...I actually have a friend named Harry Osborn."

Wanda frowned: "So? This has nothing to do with my disagreement with you being together."

Adele: "...I think you are a good match, when is the best time to introduce you?"

Wanda's frown deepened: "Why do you think I'm a good match for a man you've never met?"

Adele tilted her head: "...Because you are the Scarlet Witch and he is the Little Green Goblin?"

……

Wanda: "...When you put it that way, I also think we are a good match."

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