When a superhero becomes a stickman

1.

Adele, who turned into a cat, lived a luxurious life of eating, eating, and sleeping. Every day, she hugged a ball and curled her head into her body, and she could live like this for a whole day.

Kuaiyin came to bathe and feed her regularly every day, and carried her out for a walk.

Of course, as a lazy cat, Adele doesn't like to go out for a walk, and usually walks around lazily in his arms.

Kuaiyin stretched out his hand to weigh her, picked her up, and asked, "Student Adele Meow, do you know that you have gained weight recently?"

Adele tapped his nose with a paw.

People waiting for the bus at the nearby bus station can see a young man with cat paw prints on his nose holding a cat waiting for the bus every morning.

Kuaiyin took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, looked at the plan on it, and hugged Adele, who was curled up into a ball, onto the bus: "Today we'll go to the Osborne Building for dinner. I took one of Harry's electronic passes from his pocket."

Every morning when he was waiting for the bus with Adele, he would take out such a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and say:

"Aunt May made us apple pie today."

Or: "Today I'll take you to Fulian to visit the fierce beasts. The captain said that he organized a big gathering, but he won't show the most vicious ones."

Or: "Have you had a favorite tomcat recently?"

Usually a brand new paw print for Adele.

Of course, this guy often added: "The professor said to help me contact or Hogwarts, but the other wizard said that if I want to become a cat, it is very likely that I will turn me into a female cat by mistake, so we You can’t have a good relationship.”

Adele Meow is doing just fine.

Especially when visiting Fulian Building, she followed the order of the captain to visit the beasts one by one, and finally saw the fiercest one by accident.

Barnes, with fierce and gloomy eyes, was obviously stunned for a long time, and a line of words appeared in his head:

[How can there be such a cute thing in the world? 】

[Evil capitalism has created such a lovely thing to corrupt people's minds! 】

[And why do I always feel that I am a middle school student recently? 】

Steve, who was acting as a narrator, explained next to him: "He is in an alternating period of amnesia and memory recovery, and his thoughts may be contradictory."

Baji in the cage stared ferociously at the cat in Kuaiyin's arms.

Steve hurried forward and took the two of them away: "Okay, go out after reading it, he won't be happy."

However, a line of words appeared in front of Adele:

[I want to touch it. 】

Adele: "..."

It seems that the beast has been trained very cute by them recently.

2.

Two people, ah no, when a person and a cat went to eat pies at Aunt Mei’s house, Peter was not at home because he was busy saving the world. He and Adele looked at them with kind eyes: "I heard from Peter that you fell in love with a cat?"

Kuaiyin immediately threw himself into Aunt Mei's ear and whispered, "You can't say that in front of her."

Adele: "..."

Aunt Mei smiled softly: "I don't discriminate against you."

Adele: "..."

Aunt May said again: "I'm so old, I've seen everything. The kid next door to our house is not only gay, he's married too! A while ago our neighbor married a piece of pizza, and after marriage he gave him Eat, I don't discriminate."

Kuaiyin: "...No, I'm not a zoophile, I'm just an unlucky wife who turned into a cat."

Aunt Mei said beside him meaningfully: "I understand, I understand."

Quicksilver: "..."

3.

Regarding the fact of shoveling shit, Adele and Kuaiyin have different views.

When Kuaiyin came today, he put a large bag of cat litter in front of her.

Adele yelled at him angrily: "Meow!"

Even if I become a cat, I still have the right to sex!

Tony made me my very own toilet seat!

Kuaiyin moved a stool over and lay down on the table with great interest, waiting to observe how the cat used the litter.

Adele slapped him on the head: "Meow!"

You get out of here!

Quicksilver is not leaving.

He finds it very interesting.

So, Adele silently wrote in crooked characters in her small notebook: I hope Kuaiyin turns into a mouse.

……

Before Tony was about to go out, he found that something seemed wrong at home.He remembered that he had made an appointment with the kid Kuaiyin to take care of Adele, but this kid has been elusive all the time, and he hasn't shown up until now.

Tony checked Jarvis's data records and found that the kid had come in silently 10 minutes ago, but there was no one in the room who saw him.

This guy became more and more elusive.

So, Tony pushed open Adele's door, ready to say goodbye to her, but saw a small white hamster in front of Adele's floor-to-ceiling mirror.

Tony felt that something was wrong with this hamster.

Its white body is round and rolling like a snowball, and a cluster of shiny silver hairs is very conspicuous on its small head.What's more outstanding is that this hamster will almost stick its head on the mirror, its two bean-like eyes widened in astonishment, looking at itself in the mirror.

After 10 minutes of stalemate, the hamster suddenly stretched out two small paws to cover its cheeks, and screamed.

Tony: "..."

Is this a screaming hamster?

A gift from Kuaiyin to Adele?

Tony came in, reached out and patted his cat's beautiful head, a bow slipped out of his sleeve, he smiled, and pinned the bow on the long gray fur on the cat's chin.

Tony lowered his head and kissed the cat's forehead: "See you tonight."

Adele: "Meow!"

The little hamster squatting next to the mirror screamed for a while while covering his cheeks, then suddenly realized that he was covering his cheeks not with his hands but with his paws, and screamed more and more intensely.

This line of words appeared in front of Adele's eyes;

[Quick Silver suddenly realized that he didn't see a mouse as huge as a human being on the screen, but he himself became a mouse]

Adele, who was lying on the bed gracefully, licked her fur calmly, and looked at the little mouse on the ground lovingly.

Of course, the word [Quick Silver] floated above this guy's head.

Adele looked at the little guy on the ground with satisfaction.

Kuaiyin on the ground suddenly fell to the ground with a plop, rolling on the ground in grief.

He looked sadly at the short hair on his body, stretched out his little paws and pulled the hair on his stomach, shrinking into a ball sadly.

So, Adele jumped off the bed and curled up in a ball next to him.

Jarvis, who was on duty that day, took pictures of the two balls at home from the camera, and named them: the happy life of Adele Meow and Kuaiyin Zhi.