When a superhero becomes a stickman
Chapter 84 Because I'm Batman
[There is panic on the streets of New York.The fleeing people frantically searched for a shelter, and the running crowd was like a flock of frightened sheep, wandering around aimlessly. 】
[The clown with a face floating pointed the weapon in his hand at the crowd, and threw a cannonball that exploded immediately. 】
【After the smoke cleared, a man with a black mask came out. 】
Kuaiyin's reaction was still fast, and he quickly moved Adele to a safe place, and looked at the unscathed man in surprise: "Why is he all right?"
The person opposite seemed to have heard his question, turned around and said in a hoarse voice, "Because I am Batman."
After a while, he looked down at his coat and shook his head: "Now it's Butterflyman."
Adele: "...???"
Why do these butterfly wings look so familiar?
Bruce Wayne turned his face to Adele, and seemed to recognize the girl in front of him, walked over and asked, "Adele Lindbergh?"
Adele nodded quickly.
Batman: "Very well. Your father told me that only you can solve the problem of all my batsuits turning into butterfly suits. I hope you can."
The clown in the distance waved the gun in his hand: "Come and chase me!"
Bruce didn't look back at him, just stared at Adele: "So can you solve it?"
Adele timidly hid behind Kuaiyin, poked her head out to negotiate: "I think the butterfly suit is very beautiful."
The clown was left out in the cold, obviously not very happy, he raised his weapon and shouted: "Come and kill me!"
Bruce still didn't look back at him, and didn't even hear what he said: "It's not wrong to be so, but then I would be Butterflyman, not Batman."
Adele was at a loss: "Is Butterflyman bad?"
Bruce's face did not fluctuate, and he replied decisively: "Not good."
The clown in the distance is already angry: "Batman! Great hero, kill me!"
Adele stretched out her hand and scratched her head: "Why is Butterflyman bad?"
A treacherous smile appeared on Bruce's face: "Because I'm Batman."
Adele: "..."
She felt that this guy was just waiting to say that.
The clown in the distance finally became furious, pointed at his face and shouted, "Do you know how I got these scars?"
Adele felt that these two guys could play with themselves all night by playing these two stalks.
Bruce's attention was finally attracted by the other side, and he quickly said to Adele: "If you don't mind, can you wait for me here, I will come to you after I deal with the clown."
Adele: "So do you mind if my friend and I go get an ice cream three blocks away and come back to you?"
At this time, Kuaiyin appeared next to her with two huge ice creams in his hands, and handed her the bigger one.
Adele: "... Well, we will wait for you here."
So, Adele and Quicksilver sat on the side of the road, obediently eating ice cream and waiting for Batman to come back after fighting the monsters.
Kuaiyin sat on the side of the road with his legs together, holding an ice cream in his mouth. After watching the two fight for a long time, he turned around and asked Adele, "Is that guy in black also a superpower? "
Adele: "...No."
Quicksilver looked at Bruce, who had the upper hand, suspiciously: "Then why does he still dress like this?"
A decisive answer came from a distance: "Because I am Batman!"
During the fight, the clown suddenly appeared in front of Adele, pointed to the horrific wounds he described and asked, "Do you know how I got these scars?"
Kuaiyin next to him was obviously taken aback: "Are all your scars real?"
clown:"……"
Kuaiyin slapped his thigh angrily: "I thought you were just trying to be handsome!"
As a result, the clown completely lost interest in the two passers-by eating ice cream and turned his head to vent his anger on Batman.
Nearly half an hour later, after Adele and Quicksilver had killed four sticks of ice cream and two buckets of popcorn, Batman, who had returned victorious, came to the two of them and said to Adele, "I've already come to you Too many times. I want you to fix this for me now."
Adele looked up at him with her mouth full of popcorn, and said vaguely, "Why don't you change?"
Bruce reached out and stroked the butterfly shape on the black shirt: "Because this is my favorite bat suit. It has followed me on the battlefield many times, but it has never been broken in the slightest."
Kuaiyin chewed the popcorn and exclaimed, "How spicy and swollen!"
Bruce turned to look at him and said word by word, "Because I'm Batman."
Adele: "Mr. Batman, it's hard to change the shape of your suit, can we finish your pizza and help you?"
In 10 minutes, the pizzeria.
Adele and Kuaiyin were about to order food.
The door was kicked open suddenly, and the robber with the gun shouted: "Hands up! Take out all the money!"
Bruce took a few coins out of his pocket: "Do you want my bat coin?"
Criminal: "What?"
Then he shot angrily.
Well now, you can't count on the frightened clerk to make pizza.
Adele: "...Let's go eat Chinese food."
10 minutes later, Chinese restaurant.
The door was suddenly pushed open, and the robber with the knife yelled, "Don't move! Hand over the money!"
After he finished yelling, he remembered something and yelled again, "There's still a mobile phone!"
Batman calmly pulled his phone out of his sleeve: "Do you want my Batphone?"
The criminal stared at him in silence for two seconds, then fired angrily: "I want a smartphone!"
Bruce replied calmly, "But I only have the Batphone."
So, the robber, who was furious and furious, jumped up and said, "I want a smartphone!"
A few seconds later, the tightly bound criminal muttered aggrievedly: "qaq, I want a smartphone."
Now it's all right, you can't expect the frightened cook to cook.
Adele: "...Let's buy instant noodles at the convenience store."
10 minutes later, the convenience store...
The masked man held a stick and shouted: "@#¥%!!!#¥%..."
Adele looked at the clerk who was so frightened that he couldn't give the change, took the change from the cabinet, and strode outside with two boxes of instant noodles: "...Mr. Wayne, before you came to New York, I have never seen so many criminals."
Bruce Wayne silently looked at the two masked men tied together by tape, and showed his mysterious smile again: "That may be because, I am Batman."
Adele was completely defeated by him, clutching her growling stomach and said in despair: "...very good, dear Mr. Batman. We're not going to have any late-night snacks, we'll mend your clothes now. But Can you promise us that you will go back to Gotham as soon as you finish mending the clothes?"
Batman looked at his shirt: "Actually, it's changing it back to its original shape."
At this time, the clown's wild laughter came from a distance: "Little girl, do you know how I got these scars?"
Adele went crazy, and yelled at the clown in the distance: "Who cares about your scar! Isn't it amazing to have a scar!"
When the clown was yelled at by her, he began to doubt his life: "Aren't you scared?"
Adele continued to shout: "Having two birthmarks can scare people!"
Clown: "This is the scar..."
Adele directly interrupted what he said, and continued to yell violently: "I don't care if you are a scar! You all go back to Gotham! I! Want! Eat! Night! Supper!!!"
[The clown with a face floating pointed the weapon in his hand at the crowd, and threw a cannonball that exploded immediately. 】
【After the smoke cleared, a man with a black mask came out. 】
Kuaiyin's reaction was still fast, and he quickly moved Adele to a safe place, and looked at the unscathed man in surprise: "Why is he all right?"
The person opposite seemed to have heard his question, turned around and said in a hoarse voice, "Because I am Batman."
After a while, he looked down at his coat and shook his head: "Now it's Butterflyman."
Adele: "...???"
Why do these butterfly wings look so familiar?
Bruce Wayne turned his face to Adele, and seemed to recognize the girl in front of him, walked over and asked, "Adele Lindbergh?"
Adele nodded quickly.
Batman: "Very well. Your father told me that only you can solve the problem of all my batsuits turning into butterfly suits. I hope you can."
The clown in the distance waved the gun in his hand: "Come and chase me!"
Bruce didn't look back at him, just stared at Adele: "So can you solve it?"
Adele timidly hid behind Kuaiyin, poked her head out to negotiate: "I think the butterfly suit is very beautiful."
The clown was left out in the cold, obviously not very happy, he raised his weapon and shouted: "Come and kill me!"
Bruce still didn't look back at him, and didn't even hear what he said: "It's not wrong to be so, but then I would be Butterflyman, not Batman."
Adele was at a loss: "Is Butterflyman bad?"
Bruce's face did not fluctuate, and he replied decisively: "Not good."
The clown in the distance is already angry: "Batman! Great hero, kill me!"
Adele stretched out her hand and scratched her head: "Why is Butterflyman bad?"
A treacherous smile appeared on Bruce's face: "Because I'm Batman."
Adele: "..."
She felt that this guy was just waiting to say that.
The clown in the distance finally became furious, pointed at his face and shouted, "Do you know how I got these scars?"
Adele felt that these two guys could play with themselves all night by playing these two stalks.
Bruce's attention was finally attracted by the other side, and he quickly said to Adele: "If you don't mind, can you wait for me here, I will come to you after I deal with the clown."
Adele: "So do you mind if my friend and I go get an ice cream three blocks away and come back to you?"
At this time, Kuaiyin appeared next to her with two huge ice creams in his hands, and handed her the bigger one.
Adele: "... Well, we will wait for you here."
So, Adele and Quicksilver sat on the side of the road, obediently eating ice cream and waiting for Batman to come back after fighting the monsters.
Kuaiyin sat on the side of the road with his legs together, holding an ice cream in his mouth. After watching the two fight for a long time, he turned around and asked Adele, "Is that guy in black also a superpower? "
Adele: "...No."
Quicksilver looked at Bruce, who had the upper hand, suspiciously: "Then why does he still dress like this?"
A decisive answer came from a distance: "Because I am Batman!"
During the fight, the clown suddenly appeared in front of Adele, pointed to the horrific wounds he described and asked, "Do you know how I got these scars?"
Kuaiyin next to him was obviously taken aback: "Are all your scars real?"
clown:"……"
Kuaiyin slapped his thigh angrily: "I thought you were just trying to be handsome!"
As a result, the clown completely lost interest in the two passers-by eating ice cream and turned his head to vent his anger on Batman.
Nearly half an hour later, after Adele and Quicksilver had killed four sticks of ice cream and two buckets of popcorn, Batman, who had returned victorious, came to the two of them and said to Adele, "I've already come to you Too many times. I want you to fix this for me now."
Adele looked up at him with her mouth full of popcorn, and said vaguely, "Why don't you change?"
Bruce reached out and stroked the butterfly shape on the black shirt: "Because this is my favorite bat suit. It has followed me on the battlefield many times, but it has never been broken in the slightest."
Kuaiyin chewed the popcorn and exclaimed, "How spicy and swollen!"
Bruce turned to look at him and said word by word, "Because I'm Batman."
Adele: "Mr. Batman, it's hard to change the shape of your suit, can we finish your pizza and help you?"
In 10 minutes, the pizzeria.
Adele and Kuaiyin were about to order food.
The door was kicked open suddenly, and the robber with the gun shouted: "Hands up! Take out all the money!"
Bruce took a few coins out of his pocket: "Do you want my bat coin?"
Criminal: "What?"
Then he shot angrily.
Well now, you can't count on the frightened clerk to make pizza.
Adele: "...Let's go eat Chinese food."
10 minutes later, Chinese restaurant.
The door was suddenly pushed open, and the robber with the knife yelled, "Don't move! Hand over the money!"
After he finished yelling, he remembered something and yelled again, "There's still a mobile phone!"
Batman calmly pulled his phone out of his sleeve: "Do you want my Batphone?"
The criminal stared at him in silence for two seconds, then fired angrily: "I want a smartphone!"
Bruce replied calmly, "But I only have the Batphone."
So, the robber, who was furious and furious, jumped up and said, "I want a smartphone!"
A few seconds later, the tightly bound criminal muttered aggrievedly: "qaq, I want a smartphone."
Now it's all right, you can't expect the frightened cook to cook.
Adele: "...Let's buy instant noodles at the convenience store."
10 minutes later, the convenience store...
The masked man held a stick and shouted: "@#¥%!!!#¥%..."
Adele looked at the clerk who was so frightened that he couldn't give the change, took the change from the cabinet, and strode outside with two boxes of instant noodles: "...Mr. Wayne, before you came to New York, I have never seen so many criminals."
Bruce Wayne silently looked at the two masked men tied together by tape, and showed his mysterious smile again: "That may be because, I am Batman."
Adele was completely defeated by him, clutching her growling stomach and said in despair: "...very good, dear Mr. Batman. We're not going to have any late-night snacks, we'll mend your clothes now. But Can you promise us that you will go back to Gotham as soon as you finish mending the clothes?"
Batman looked at his shirt: "Actually, it's changing it back to its original shape."
At this time, the clown's wild laughter came from a distance: "Little girl, do you know how I got these scars?"
Adele went crazy, and yelled at the clown in the distance: "Who cares about your scar! Isn't it amazing to have a scar!"
When the clown was yelled at by her, he began to doubt his life: "Aren't you scared?"
Adele continued to shout: "Having two birthmarks can scare people!"
Clown: "This is the scar..."
Adele directly interrupted what he said, and continued to yell violently: "I don't care if you are a scar! You all go back to Gotham! I! Want! Eat! Night! Supper!!!"
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